>set up bar to DL >stand up >it starts rolling away

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>go to gym shower
>someone left a huge shit in the toilet

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>>40064007
>go to gym when its busiest
>rack up 6pl8 bench
>start taking pl8s off on one side to see what happens
>mfw

>>40064007
>keep rollin' rollin' rollin' starts playing

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>Do deadlifts
>Actually die

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>>40064007
>pickup curl bar for skull crushers
>turn around and hit mirror
>apoligize to the mirror, realize im autistic
>walk sideways like a sperge in a between people doing sets
>sorry, sorry, excuse me, sorry, coming trough, excuse me
>arrive at the only free bench
>do skullcrushers
>it doesn´t crush skull

>>40064007
FLAT EARTHERS BTFO

>>40064007
>squat 2pl8 no warmup
>hear tissue in back pop
>out of action for 4 weeks

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>>40064752

>>40064007
FUCKING REEEEE

>>40064752
I'm havin a giggle

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>in the zone
>guy asks me to spot his 1pl bench

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>guy asks how many sets I have left

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>girl makes eye contact and smiles at me
ugh

>>40064735
kek

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>go to gym
>NYR kindergarteners enter maybe 15-16y/o
>struggles on 5x5 bar only bench
>"ONE MOAR REP BRUH"
>mfw

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>>40066665
>that middle age gay guy who offers to form check me then gets all handsy

>>40068332
To soon m8

RIP

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>>40066665
>missed quints

>watch Monty Python
>imitate thick british accent
>skateboard to gym
>smile at the receptionist
>"Good morning m'lady"
>she giggles
>i stroll to the rack and let out a little fart
>feel happy

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>that manlet asking to work in on a squat rack obviously too high for him

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>>40064007
>mfw doing block pulls off stacked plates today
Feel like I might have to nail together some proper blocks and just hope they don't get thrown out if I leave them at the gym.

>>40069800
>>40066666

>>40070514
HEIGHT FACE FRAME
Dahmer was effay too

>>40064007
flat earthers BTFO

>>40070514
Ugh I did this the other week and was too committed to back out once I did the first set and noticed it was too high.
I was going to move the pegs down for my set the back up for the other dude but he just lowered them and dealt with my short ass...was very nice about it too but I still felt a shit.

>shoot a red barbell
>it explores

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>>40070514
wait is that accurate? you mean that me as a 5'7 manlet can reach a 6' guy's nose? feelsgoodman

>>40071366
perfect height for kissing desu ;)

p.s. nice dubs

>>40064007
it takes 11 seconds of thinking to realize you can use a 2.5 lb plate as a wedge under each side, anon

>>40071451
Ha ha w-what?
>damn it

>>40071322
>tfw you forgot to bring your barbell map to the gym

>>40071451
I had to start doing this in my home gym because my house is slowly falling over.

>>40068332
lol as if you used that as a reaction img on 4chan