Do girls brap in real life?

Dude my gf busts ass way more than I do. Give her some milk and it's a fartfest all night long. They don't stink ((all the time)) but when they do clear the fucking area.

>>40056146
It's not anatomically possible for girls to brap

that's the joke

>>40056163
Khv here. Is this true?

>>40056146
only in doggy

>>40056146
>>40056528
>BBBBRRRRRRAAAAPPPP
>PPPRRRRSSSFFFFRRTTTSSSCHHHHHAAAAARPPPPPPPGGG

they only exist in brap land

>>40056528
I just realized she's probably getting paid a shit load to wear colvin in her snaps

>>40056146
Only the pussy, and only if when I'm hitting it juuuuuust right.

I miss making a girl blush and get mad after laughing at her queef or making fun of her for it.
Then making it up to her later with kisses on her lips and on her lips.

I hate monk mode.

>>40056744

I haven't experienced a strong queef yet but if I did I'd probably die laughing and that would be the end of the fucking

>>40056744
girls only queef when the penis penetrating them is small lmfao.....

>>40056773

Not true, the Mexican with the solid sized dick on girlsdoporn makes them queef often :^)

>>40056146
my girl brapped once when I was fucking her doggy. She she was pretty embarassed.

>>40056596
>PPPRRRRSSSFFFFRRTTTSSSCHHHHH

Much more accurate

>>40056146
Yes, certain foods are worse than others.

>>40056755
You get used to it. When I'm in the zone I'd barely register that it happened.

>>40056773
I'm hung like a baby elephant. No fake.

>>40056823
Next time plug it with her dick to prevent further gas excretion

This brap meme successfully made me unattracted to ass. Good job

>>40056773

:O and another insecurty is born

Girl I hooked up with had white calvin klein underwear on and when i looked at them in the morning when they were on the floor they were full of shit stains.

>>40056900

did you lick them? pls tell me you did

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yes

>>40056875
you were never attracted to add in the first place. Fucking sheep.

>>40056882
he's talking shit.

>>40056875

If we could spread this to the normie masses we could finally deal a significant blow to the market value of ass

>>40056918
never gonna happen. Normies will just develop a fart fetish, just like how they were all suddenly into BDSM when 50 shades came out

>>40057002
>suddenly into BDSM
No, they were always into it.
50 shades just made it easier for them to voice the want to do it.

>>40056916
>he's talking shit.
uhhhh
nope

>>40057035
well memed

>>40056519

Duh, girls don't fart, their vaginas are constantly emitting gas though, which is why they're so warm. It's like a never ending steady fart out the vagina.

Some people say that girls poop though, but I just don't know

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>>40057461
I want to kick your ass

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>>40056908
>pls tell me you did