mires from grills thread

>be me
>walk up to reception desk at gym
>receptionist says 'hi, you remembered your card this time!'
>me: haha

>>40050949
How in anyway was she mirn you by saying this?

>>40050999
shut the fuck up retarded ape nigger

>"wow anon you have such a nice dick"
gf before we play the sex. stay mad

Tfw girl thought my tinder profile was fake becouse of how "good" My body looked.

Were all gonna make it brehs

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>>40050949
>first normal human interaction with a female other than his mom
>thinks its mirin

>>40051029
how big is it

>>40051029
haha epic dude *high fives anon*

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>>40051029

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>be me hanging with my bro at library
>see qt slut reading some book
>walk over, sit down right in front of her and look her right in the eyes
>me; hey haha do you like science?
>her: hi, who are you?
>me: haha do y-
>her: do i like-?
>me: oh sorry what?
>her: science?
>me: yeah haha sorry
>see brother walk over
>her: yeah sometimes i'll pop in my bluray copy of 2002 – L'Odyssée du Futur, other times i'm more-
>me: news flash whore, that was us. we're the bogs *snickers nefariously*

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>>40050941
I don't know if this counts or not.

>Work an Uni cafe
>have coworker there
>Literally one of the ugliest niggers I've ever seen but he pulls in girls some how.
>Keeps asking me if I want to swap girls or have a threesome
>lol fuck no
>I always thought it was kind of just a big joke though
>A couple of days ago, he invites me to his birthday party, asks me if I want to have a threesome again
>lol no. I was actually considering going to the party though.
>He then says "What if my gf says you and then puts xanax in your drink anyway?"
>I look at him and nervously laugh.
>He kind of laughs a little back but looks serious, like his gf would actually do that
>ohshitthisniggaserious.jpg
>Realize that he probably wasn't joking about all those threesome offers
>I'm really kinda creeped the fuck out now.
>Polity excuse myself at work to get the fuck away from him
>I told him today I need to study and my gf says I'm not allowed to go to his party

I don't want to get culturally enriched

Okey, this happened two days ago
>be a kissles virgin that got fit at his 30 years old and got his first gf
>she likes to smoke weed
>after six months together she asks me to go with her to buy some for the first time
>we go to the shitty part of town, into a really busted building
>dealer's door is already opened, there is a fucking bike on the hallway, I can't pass through but I don't want to touch dealer's bike
>after five minutes emulating Catherine zeta jones I get to the room
>dealer's is in her pants, giving my gf her weed, there are two girls on her pijamas eating chicken (at a fucking weird time of the day to eat chicken)
>both are hot
>I say hi, they say hi, blonde keeps staring at me
>I get really nervous, but she keep looking
>she's probably stoned
>"please fon't say anything"
>dealer and gf are done and he's looking at me
>"ok, bye"
>I walk really fast to the door
>the fucking bike
>As I am struggling through it, the blonde girls shout
>"hey, boy, you have a nice ass"
>walk to our place expecting to hear a gunshot at any second

>>40050941
>be me
>going to the gym
>on my way to the gym need to pass a highschool
>it's recess so a few cuties are hanging outside school
>one of them say hi to me
>look at her and continue walking
A L P H A
this is a true story btw

28 and work as security at a local bar.

Morning shift is just super hot milfs that change over when night shift and security comes in. Compliments on my ass and arms lately. Feels good.

I'm in a two month dry spell though. Feels bad.

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>>40050999
>>40051021
he got you

>>40051166
that's like a rape threat.

>>40051178
ahaha kill yourself dude jesus christ

>be at thing
>girl is there
>looks at me
>she says thing
>I respond

Mired

>>40051196
you joking? young girls say hi to me all the time. i just say hi back and keep walking because i don't wanna get jailed or gang raped by their brothers/fathers

>>40051318
what?

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>>40051299
I know man. I'm kinda spooked

>>40051382
nope,the girl that sad hi had a crush on me

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>>40051349

>be at thing
>girl is there
>looks at me
>says hello
>i say hello back
>she was talking to someone behind me

>>40051466
Sounds like you didn't fly so good. Try filing a plan with her so she knows.

>>40051466>>40051509

Make sure it's a plan that keeps you in charge too

>>40051509
i would if i weren't autistic

>>40050941
>hit town with friends
>go to smoking room with manlet friend
>qt walks by
>manlet yells out random name for her attention
>she looks over
>looks at me
>mumbles along the line of "ugh i hate when people call out random names to get attention"
>gets real close to me
>bitch is wasted
>whisper something into my ear
>didnt hear because loud music is close
>spills spaghetti and just laughs
>grabs my thigh and looks straight at me
>leans forward
>dogde kiss attempt
>she walks away without saying anything
>friend gets mad at me for being autist

bumpity

>>40051382
I flirt with them and try to fuck them.
Nothing wrong with that fags.

>>40052405
Also another mirin story from summer (I haven't been here for like a year)

>have gf
>getting naked for the first time with her
>she tells me I look like a Greek statue

I honestly don't think I do but it was still nice

> Wearing my manga and anime society T-shirt to class
> 6.5/10 short haired qt from class asks me if the club is good
> I say ya
I think she wants to hookup

>go out to dinner on vacation
>meet qt shortstack chick
>we're chatting Into the night
>'i dont normally do this, but..'
>go back to her place
>comments on v-taper, height, deep voice, etc
>mfw ive never worked out in my life
>mfw i'm a homogay anyway, cuddle and go to sleep
>earthquake
>wake up and leave

>>40052483
>earthquake
BBBBRRRRRAAPPPPLLLPPPTSSHHHF

>>40052480
At what point can I wear waifu t shirts
When I hit 1/2/3/4 for reps?

>>40051095
Why are you in every thread?
STOP BOGPOSTING!!!

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>>40051178
You lost me at dealer is in her pants bro.

Your gf gets banged for trees while you work a bike in the hallway?

>>40051095
Is there anyone that could defeat them?

>>40051178
>dealer's is in her pants, giving my gf her weed
what?
hes in your gfs pants as in banging her?

>I say hi, they say hi, blonde keeps staring at me
>I get really nervous, but she keep looking
>she's probably stoned
yeah she prob was high af and though about you looking good and just got stuck on that thought. Happens all the time, she probably wasn't being wierd or anything.
If I was in your shoes I would've said "you too" cause i like dad jokes

>>40052511
Lol