Will this even work or will I die?

>>40048355
You will fail, no need to worry about dying

You can go two days without eating because you have two months of food on you... but as soon as you cant get away with starvation mode youll end up right where you started

>>40048371
What do you mean? I can keep up that lifestyle, I just need to know if i can even literally survive, which isn't much of an issue either as I'm suicidal.

>>40048404
>can't get away with
What do you even mean? Like, I won't become thinner even if I keep this up?

>>40048417
You'll survive, but you'll get tired of your bland ass diet sooner or later. You have to enjoy what you eat.

>>40048480
My diet isn't important to me unless I'm just lying around all day. I'm going back to college soon, and so I'll be preoccupied enough that I won't be eating shit all day.

download myfitnesspal and count your calories you fat fuck

Yeah that will work fine
Keep it up until you get bored and give up

>>40048533
>get bored of eating differently
>get bored of moving for 30 mins
>get bored of get bored of drinking throughout the day

>>40048355
Read the sticky and then go back to /b/

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>>40048355
>don't heckle me for that
Sorry but we have to
Anyway read the sticky, eat TDEE minus 500-1000 calories, and do cardio everyday with weights 3x a week.

>>40048355
jfc

>>40048355
Just consume less calories than you normally do (which at 350 pounds christ that's a lot) and you will lose weight. Nobody is immune to the laws of thermodynamics. If you feel like you're eating less calories but aren't losing weight you are counting improperly(likely) eating mislabeled food (unlikely) or lying to yourself (very likely)

You don't even have to change your diet (although doing so would be good for long term health), just eat LESS of what you currently do.

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>robot get ins
5xF

Don't drink so much water.

Go vegan. Shinji hardly eats meat as the post-3I world doesn't have much of it.

Just run, you don't need the elliptical.

>people attaching themselves to anime characters

Worst kind of newfag on /fit/

Are you a skinny Japanese teenager, OP?

> ywn get to smell rei's panties

The water is a good start but you don't need to drink that much. Just don't drink anything but water or black coffee. You can eat but I'd get some real meat and cut out bullshit carbs. Fruit at your stage is not beneficial. I'd do an hour on the eliptical and go for a walk for an hour. Good luck ya fat fuck. I'm rooting for you and feel free to ask more questions!

>>40049292
This is good advice. Becoming vegan will also help you turn into a little bitch just like shinji