Cat Strength Training

>>40047567
Looks like a twink DYEL. Cute tho

>>40047567
But why?
Also post more cat pics.

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>>40047567

>>40047601
Because I saw that old thread and thought it would be cool.

>>40047616
lol DYEL faggot

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>>40047567
how tall is the cat?
>inb4 23cm catlet
25cm master race reporting

>tfw you have only ever had female cats
It's not on purpose, they were all daughters of an original cat and the one I have now is the only granddaughter and apparently had a twink father because she looks dyel as fuck
How to make up for it? I tried making her fat but she does a lot of cardio at home and is only slightly chubby.
At what age does a cat stop growing usually?

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Haha, you made me laugh, but it's actually a good idea. You should make it fight other cats for money. Consider injecting it with Trenbolone and post results.

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>>40047752
28 cm (I couldn't get him to stand for photo)

>>40047805
Usually stops around 1-2 years I believe, so you have to start early.

>>40047567
I've killed 3 cats that ran around in my garden. Ask me anything.

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>>40047695
Yeah bro

>>40047915
How did you kill them

>>40047932
I think he was talking about the cat bro

>>40047955
Poisoned 2 of them and 1 with a shovel

>>40047985
What did you poison them with

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>owning a cat

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>>40047985

>>40047884
lanklet cat sorry

>>40047999
I mixed tuna with rat poison and some fertilizer. It was a lot more effective than expected

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>>40047985
>shovel

>>40048037
What did you do with the bodies afterward

>>40048068
Sealed them tight in a couple of plastic bags and into my trash can

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>>40048037
>Kills cat with poison.
>Cat dies.
>Stares at it.
>Dick gets harder
>Find shovel
>Smacks another cat, manage to miss its head.
>It won't die, have to smack it for a long 20 seconds.
>Penis is now almost bursting.

>>40047752

>potato fingers
>plate
>newspaper
>paper towel
>cat

Fuck me, you allow the cat on the counter where food is prepared? Do you realize where their little fucking paws have been?

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>>40047567
This is my sweet bitch

She's got 8 countem

E I GHT extra toes

She's a fucking massive cat for her age and eats PURE chicken for dinner everyday. She kicks the shit out of every pussy ass fedora tipping hummingbird eater out there.

PS KYS NIGGERS

>>40048114
>8 extra toes?

Alpha much?

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>>40048161
I'm putting her on BOMAD and Cream Fitness 3x5

>>40048114
E V O L U T I O N

>>40048196
>she has hands
Now you have to breed her with another cat with 8 extra toes.

>>40048114
>>40048196
teach her to use handguns

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>>40048356
Just be safe about it.

>>40048448
I don't know why that posted sideways.

>>40048448

thx anon

>>40047932
>baby muscles
>thinks he lifts

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>>40048110
I didn't know what I was expecting to read in this thread, but then I realized this is 4chan after all and everything then seemed normal.

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>>40047567
My beef cat

My cat loves protein, each time i make some, he drinks it, since he was a kitten, he is also very athletic, when i come back from the gym he jumps and runs through the house. I love my cat :3

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She's bulking

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Your dyel cats ain't got nothin

>>40047567
When I was little we lived across the street from a family with a monster of a cat called Fudge.
They took him into the vet when he was little where he got diagnosed with kitty cancer and prescribed steroids to combat it.
He didn't have cancer.
Two cycle of kitty T later and my neighbors had this 10kg monster of a cat who cucked all the other cats in the street and smacked the shit out of most of the dogs.
He died a year ago. He was a cool dude

>>40048112
>potato fingers
>potato fingers
>potato fingers

You mean chips

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If this fucker wasn't so retarded, he'd put all your pussies to shame with how swole I could get him.

>>40050952
You look 16

why you doing that to your cat? just go outside and befriend a tomcat, those things are BUFF as fuck

>>40047752
I have a siamese cat too you can almost train them like a dog if you start young

>>40048112
I'm away at uni, my ma sent me this pic. Whenever the cat sits in a funny place, she takes a pic. The potatoes were rewashed and the paper towel changed obviously.

>>40051011
Really? Thats amazing, I didn't know you could train cats. I should start hanging around /an/

>>40050952
Didn't know cats could type.

>>40051038
Be warned it takes ALOT of time and dedication and some breeds are better suited then others.

I taught mine a few tricks and she comes and goes on command.

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>>40051110
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>>40047567
>intact

What did he mean by this

>>40051470
Still has balls

>>40051470
cat is on GONADs

>>40048025
lankcat*

CHAD eats LEFTOVERS and takes CATNIP while you kill yourself gymcelling.

HEIGHT, FUR and AGILITY are all that matters.

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Nice man good progress.

>>40051522
but why would you just chop off someones balls
i wouldnt chop off your balls

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Rate my quads

>>40051356
Fuck that was good

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>>40048112
Who the fuck calls them potato fingers?

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>>40051110

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>>40047567
>winglets, when will they learn
just look at that fucking squat depth

Is that safe?

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>>40052115
2.5 metres is the absolute cut off point for winglet status

Pic related is me, 3.8 metre wingspan with a 12 decibel m8ing call squawk

>>40047567
Are you guys collectively retarded?
This is so stupid pointless just what..

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>>40052176
>12 decibel m8ing call squawk
LUNK ALARM

>>40050952
And how about the cat?

>>40052176
>swimming every single day
enjoy your no gains brah

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>when your favourite cat is the beta cuck of the 4 housecats

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you are all fucking dyels

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Who /permabulk/ here?

>>40052350
Get on my level, you lanklet abbo

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>>40052369
>>40052350
>mfw too intelligent too post the picture

>>40052279
he should:
1.start lifting
2.going out more
3.approuch more pussies, dont matter if he fail, tell him to keep doing it.

That will beat the beta right outta him

>>40051110
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

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>tfw cat is 15 years old

Her time is coming, bros.

>>40052563
>tfw at death age
>still hot af
how can human bitches even compare?

>>40052563
feelsbadman

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>>40051110
B T F O
T
F
O

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>>40051110

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>bulking season is here

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>>40052714
Beautiful, powerful, capable of climbing 15 feet up a tree in about 2.5 secs, killing a chipmunk and leaving the head on my porch. Farm cats are the best

>>40052563
<this haunts me everyday that someday everyone around will die and my cat doesnt have much time left

>>40052748
he looks like a god

>>40052563
My oldest cat died at around 13
Showed up after missing for some days near death with a broken hip and a cyst she had on her belly exploded and we kind of made her better for a while but she gave up after a month, I'm not all sad because we gave her all the best food and care while she was bed ridden
She outlived her daughter who showed up after being missing too and was very weak/without balance for some days until she started to seek for a lonely place and shouting non stop. Painful to watch. She was also still breastfeeding her kitten. We took her to a vet that gave her a shot that was suposed to be anesthesia and stuff to try to recover her but I wouldnt be surprised if she gave her a lethal shot. She was the sweetest cat I've ever seen and never showed any agressive behavior in her life

Anyway enjoy your cat while she lasts because she could die anytime. Now I wont even let the last one's daughter outdoors in fear of her dying too

>>40052378
I've tried, but he's an autistic little shit and I'm the only person in the house he likes. He won't even let anyone else touch him, how can they spot him on the bench when I'm at work?

>>40052563
>mum got given cat in 2000, already full grown
>still alive today

There's still time breh

>>40053009
teach him to dip for when you can't be there

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>>40048001
>not owning a cat

>>40052748
My dad had a farm cat as a kid, dragged a gin trap almost a kilometre through fences and farmland.
Had to be shot though.

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>>40050419

Now I'm interested. Does normal long-ester testosterone work or does it have to be specifically made for cats?

Also, what would the approximate dosage range be?

>>40047752
>catlet
Fkn top kek

>>40052987
): sorry anon

I let my cat out but I live in a quiet white neighbourhood in Canada so she doesn't stay outside long and always comes back safe. Although I do worry that somethings going to happen to her. She's already 7 years old

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>>40053148
Post-murder session. He ate a rabbit and a bowl of food I put out cause I didn't know he killed a bun until I saw a bloody foot a few feet from him lol

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>>40052563
The first cat I knew lived to the age of 18.
Don't forget to give her fresh water several times a day.

>>40052176
>12 decibel
>not 120 decibel
squawklets, when will they learn

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>>40051110

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>>40051632
How can golden lions even compete???

>>40047932
Where'd your nipple go, bro?

>>40055255
By not being overheating after 2 seconds in the sun

>>40038613
I know this is copypasta, but I'm doing fitness training with my dog. I'm teaching the trick "sit pretty" to strengthen her core. She wears a backpack on walks. I would do some dog sport with her but there's nothing around here.

>>40048288
Fuck that's a good idea.

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>>40051110

/thread

Now THIS is what I call shitposting! I love it!

>>40051550
looool nice

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>>40047567
>adopt black cat from shelter cus they never get adopted
>cat grew up on the streets, cool eye scar etc
>always worried about his safety when i let him out
>he always runs away when I'm trying to get him back inside
>one day, neighborhood cat appears in yard
>soft coat, fancy collar, high pitched meow, very bourgeois
>start feeding bourgeois cat treats to make my cat jealous
>my cat returns
>other cat is hissing and balling himself up
>my cat is on his belly
>assume my cat is trying to make friends by exposing his weak spot
>other cat cautiously walks away
>comes up to my door about to go in
>suddenly realize my cat wasn't trying to make friends
>he was exposing his belly to indicate a complete lack of fear
>look back at my cat but he's already teleborted behind bourgeois cat
>pounces from behind
>chases bourgeois cat at max speed behind a shed
>loud crashing
>neighborhood cat comes out from the other side of the shed at full speed while my cat hobbles out behind him like it's a Wile E. Coyote cartoon
>mfw my cat is the danger
>proud of my cat for being apex predator of the neighborhood

The fuck is a twink cat?

You need to up the tren bro.

>>40047915
E D G Y
D
G
Y

>>40059781
think you if you were a cat

>>40047567
Chicken breast and whey are NOT varied enough of a diet to.support a normal healthy cat; ie. You do not understand cat nutrition and will likely hurt your cat, please stop torturing your cat for your retard human amusement. Youre like a vegan who kills their baby. Cats are not humans and their diets are not covered in the /fit/ stick to say the least

>>40051110

tip top kek

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>>40051110
oh man

>>40052563
Your cat left humanity behind from the start, she'll be fine

>>40051110
this guy fucks

>>40048112
>potato fingers
Wh-what the fuck?

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>Oh hey anon, long time no see.

>Looks like you've gotten bigger since we graduated from the shelter

>It's a shame you're still a 16" catlet. Anyway I have a date with Chat Thundercock to go to now, it was fun catching up with you! *giggles*

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>>40051110

>>40052563
mirin that pussy
she aged well

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>>40059382
>waits for opponent to turn their back
>attacks without warning


Anon... your cats a fuckimg nigger. Its even black.

>>40065301
Top kek

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general cat thread

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>>40047567
Got a puppy a few months ago, that thing is relentless towards the cat. Best training for that fat ass, as the cat has to constantly be on the lookout of being blasted by the dog. Aside from losing weight the cat has also gained some better fighting tactics along with more toned legs.