Planet Fatness

Pretend to trip and launch a dumbbell into the mirror

Take a shit in the freeweight area.

Start screaming like an autistic person while doing your sets
start doing random shit like running around with weights and spin around and shit
and take someone who will film you

>>40041029
Bring a stereo and play Ariana grande super loud while you lift

>>40041064
This would probably earn you a month's free membership

>>40041029
Go in full blackface. If black go in white face and actively try to convert everyone to mormanism.

>>40041029
Sniff every seat after someone gets off

Dead lift in speedos

>>40041029
Wear a Lycra singlet

Do Barbellflies while screaming ' I'm a lucky guy' wearing a Justin Bieber shirt.

>>40041102
Kek

>>40041029
kill yourself by dropping weights on your head

>>40041088
Do this

>>40041107
They don't have barbells.

Wear a shirt that says no fat chicks

>>40041029
Go in one of those T. rex costumes

Wear a suit and try to collect payment for the use of treadmills - also tip the receptionist.

>>40041148
Haha this

Power up for every set as if you were going super saiyan, dance around screaming CHA LA, HEAD CHA LA at the end of every set while shadowboxing.

Blow in people's ears while they're mid-rep and say, "Lookin' good sweet cheeks."

Hold a bag of McDonald's in front of the fattest person's treadmill and yell, "the squirmy worm gets the McDouble!"

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>>40041975
YES