> tfw you cant beat ur gym nemesis cuz ur on a cut and he is bulkin
no, your just a apologetic pussy
>tfw gym nemesis beats me everytime
>gym nemesis cycles protein shakes
>i'll soon be cycling test
i don't care how far ahead i get of him, he will be my nemesis because he laughed at me for lifting in high school
>>40038691
> tfw your gym nemesis with a gf uses knee sleeves/wraps, low bar, and a belt
> whilst your squatting high bar atg pause beltless with the same weight.
> this happened two weeks ago
Kinda felt good to prove his gf of whom is the stronger man. In her mind, she probably was like "why is my bf using so much equipment; whilst the other guy isn't?"
Unlucky for him, since I saw her the other day, and asked her for a spot on the bench press and talked a bit about programming.
> tfw im inching closer to stealing his gf.
>>40038743
> one rainy night youre sitting at home, foam rolling your hamstrings
> hear a knock on your door
> you dont have any friends and you havent been close with your dad since your mum died last november
> you open the door
> its your gym nemesis' girl
> shes all wet from the rain but you can also tell she has been crying
> “hii... chad caught me secretely taking pics of your quads and masturbating to them.“
> she continues telling you how they got into a huge fight because of your thicc hammies
> she has nowhere to go so you let her spend the night with you
> wake up next morning with no feeling in your glutes because she used them as pillow
Admit it, you had that dream at least once!
>>40038712
Keep going.
>>40038833
CHECK'D
>>40038691
>tfw you can't beat your gym nemesis because he got the starter pokemon which is super effective against your pokemon
>gym nemesis stopped going
>Is getting fat
I didn't want to win like this...
>gym nemesis
>turns out to be the nicest guy you'd ever meet
so what do i actually do now, find a new nemesis?
>>40038743
Could be genetics. My wrists have pretty weak structure so I'm basically forced to use wraps even though I don't do that heavy weight.
>>40039421
be an asshole, BE the nemesis
>>40039421
Nah pull the anime thing where you now become friendly rivals.
>>40038691
>tfw when my biggest gym nemesis is myself
>tfw not sure which will get me first, a barbell to the noggin or the crushing depression hanging over me