Is it possible to physically defeat a polar bear using only

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>>40038622
If your name is Zangief.

we can with the envirement

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gotta be pretty easy to now

>>40038655
lmao what a dyel

>>40038655
Why they don't feed it?

Yes, but not many of us have bear hands

>>40038622

if you have hanma blood, yes.

>>40038622
Guess if you got really lucky and managed to poke its eyes out and make it bleed to death whilst you dodge rolled.

Realistically it would rear up, slam you down then crush your skull instantly.

>>40038622
Yes, not probable

>>40038622
Only if you can OHP double its weight

>>40038622
Easily. I would dodge it with superior speed (thousand pound fatass basically) and aim for the usual eyes/throat/balls. I don't know how fast they are, but anything that big can be dodges easily. Impossible to move that weight fast enough to hit something lighter and more mobile.

>>40039769
this thing kills seals

you would shit yourself and try to swim away

t.dwarf fortress

>>40038622
Only if you have BEAR hands.

>>40039666
Because if you feed it it will learn that humans = food and they will stop hunting for it and only rely on humans.
And humans in most cases = death/torture

No one can. Even with a knife I doubt anyone could

I can. In fact I did just the other week

>>40038622
yes if it was sick and dying already

You could definitely choke it out in the right circumstance but it would fuck you up long before you could get in the right position. One swipe of its claws would disembowel you.

Theoretically possible but highly unlikely.

>>40039680
best answer.

I seriously doubt I could take a polar beat but give me 6 months to train and I guarantee you I could take a sea lion. I actually mean that. I would bet money on it. Conditions being what I consider fair to both of us:

NOT IN WATER, on land. Ice acceptable to help my opponent maneuver but i'm not such a stupid cocksure bastard to take him in water.

only what god gave us, meaning he would have his teeth/size and I my wits, and strength. (also I want a pair of steel toe boots because I think that's fair) (but that's up for debate)

winning is defined as killing your opponent, while not sustaining any immediate life threatening or lifelong injuries.

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>>40039769

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>>40039769

>>40041674
Yeah you can power hug it to death but you can't do that to a bear

>>40041681
>>40041689

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>>40041863
They are slowly learning.

>>40038622
N O
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>>40038622
yeah with your bear hands you can

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>>40040102
what if I am a throwing knife master ninja?
check mate

Maybe a paraplegic polar bear