Social gains

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>>40036545
Where did I go wrong?

*raises paw*

Why did you think it was okay to post this stupid shit on /fit/?

>>40036545
Never doing that retarded DreamWorks face ever again might be a good start.

>>40036586
Oh, just realized that you're not the guy in the pictures.

Either way, this isn't /adv/ so instead of trying to get fucked, you should go fuck yourself.

>>>/adv/

>>40036545
ok so are you a fucking girl if yes then
LONDON
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or are you a boy if yes then you do know being gay is just a meme youre not supposed to actually do it.

try asking a question you might actually want to know about them.

>>40036605
Do not feed the attention whore

>>40036545
just ask him to let you suck his cock.

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>two shitty conversationalists talk to each other

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>>40036570
>paw

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>I love lamp
Why would you say that?
Why would you EVER say that? Just answer the fucking question

whether you're a guy or girl, it doesnt matter. just ask "can i suck your cock" and everything will work from there

>>40036715
But I don't want casual sex, I want to start a relationship with someone. Besides, it's degenerate.

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>>40036555
HURR HURR SO RANDUMBB XDD
You gotta stop that shit first and foremost
2nd of all this is now a Jimmy thread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqo8ejsvfoc

>>40036555
If this is a serious attempt at being funny, pls kys mate. You're a lost cause.

>two autists match on Tinder

Just tell her you want to go for drinks on Thursday at some hipster shit.

Say "Okay now this is the part where you ask me out"

Sometimes I wish I was gay. Think about all them perks..

>Gym bro
>vidya bro
>no shitty mindgames
>no tryinng on clothes at the mall for hours
>take turns for paying for shit cause bros
>no need to try to impress their friends
>get to take it in the ass every night
>make good food, no shitty fried brussel sprout diet bullshit
>no drama

>>40038410

>no shitty mindgames
>no drama

Yeah ok I take it you don't actually know any homosexual men. They're like ultra-catty women.

>>40038427
only the ones that look like they are gay and act like women. the guys i know who look like normal straight dudes never have those problems

>>40036739
>I don't want casual sex
>uses Tinder

smugmanwithbaseballbat.jpg

>>40038410
>Gym/Vidya bro
>Gay

I'm pretty autismo and I found these online dating chats to be pretty easy. just talk about whatever for a little bit and then ask to meet. I think people fail because they try too hard or try to be someone they're not. I have a feeling the main point is to show that you're a normal human being and not some freak/weirdo/autist/sociopath. it doesn't take much

>>40036706
I thought it was kinda funny you weeb, OP must be uggo

>>40038374
> her

look again friend

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>>40036545
Just be yourself

>>40036545

>let's meet up and have sex

That's all you have to say to guys

Damn OP idk if this is you but I've never cringed like this before.

>>40036654
this and only this.

>>40038410
So you've never met a gay man before, I see.

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>>40036605
>being gay is just a meme youre not supposed to actually do it.

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>>40036545

>so what you're into?
>what are you doing?
>anything going on, lol?
>I'm bored lol

There's nothing, NOTHING, that makes me drop a person faster on the internet than these phrases, of anything to this effect.
It pretty much screams "I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING INTERESTING TO SAY, ENTERTAIN ME"
Even if you bother to reply, they're just going to give the same fuccboi stock replies, it's a waste of time to even engage.

Ever had someone who stopped replying all of a sudden for seemingly no reason?
It's because of this.
You conveyed such staggering boredom and lack of personality that the other side decided to mercifully euthanise the conversation.

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> 1 new message
> "hi"

>>40038410
fuck you

brussel sprouts are the shit

>>40038526
all i have trouble with is opening. After that it's smooth sailing.

>>40038410
>get to take it in the ass every night
Sure you only wish it?

>>40039207
Replying to this anon cuz he's kinda preachin'

There's lots of conversation material in any scenario, ask about something you saw about the person, clothes they wear, compliment them and ask where they got it from, ask about sports or activities they participate in or even used to, ask about current events, the weather, how they are dealing with a current predicament, regardless of how bland the topic is if the other party isn't an autist and likes you they will engage you in conversation and not just give one liner answers, they will give you more material to help you keep the conversation going.

Recommended read on the topic of conversation would be:The fine art of small talk.

>>40038496
>gym
Gay guys all work out obsessively.
>vidya
Many gay guys were mega dweebs in high school who used video games and stuff to escape reality

Source: I am gay

>>40036570
FUCK OFF FURFAG REEEEEEEEEE

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>>40038846
>actually wearing a Tag-Heuer

Lmaoing@hisLiferino

>>40038410
>guy who has never met a gay man

>>40036545
If you're a girl, you literally can be the most autistic person in the world and some creep will talk to you anyway. If you're a guy, lgbt is this way >>lgbt

>>40038410

>no shitty mindgames
>no tryinng on clothes at the mall for hours
>no need to try to impress their friends
>make good food, no shitty fried brussel sprout diet bullshit
>no drama

Boy are you in for a treat.

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>>40036545
I´m not great at apping and texting, but everytime I go on a date or meet a girl irl I always make a good impression.

Hight, frame, face also helps alot. I´ve been ignored by girls less attractive then me because I probably come off as boring, or generic asking them how it´s going and what they´re into, even when commenting on clothes or whatever.

It´s hit or miss really.

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>>40038492

I believe this is the gif you want friend.

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