YRW you'll never have a body as aesthetic as a ballet dancer's

>>40033925
im not gay too

>>40033939

faggot

>>40034108
"hey play any sports man"
"I do ballet"
"wow sounds gay af"

Thats how that conversation would go

thanks mr skeltal

>>40033925

I'm an orchestral musician that plays in ballet pits occasionally.

The lower bodies on the male dancers get mad mires from me and I'm 'straight.' They are built like running backs from the waist down.

>>40033925
What makes you think I will not?

>former ballet dancer
>everything hurts forever
Looks nice but fuck my joints

>>40033925
If I'll ever have a son that doesn't look like a brick, I'll put that little fucker in a ballet class, cause that's where the real pussy at.