walk into gym >raindrop

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>walk into gym
>call to prayer starts

>>40033476
drop top

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>walk into gym
>All my friends are heathens take it slow

>>40033498
lift everyday till the depression stop

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>>40033476
>DROP TOP

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>>40033511

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>>40033511

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>>40033515
STOP RIGHT THERE OR ILL THROW YOU IN AN APPRENTICE LEVEL LOCKBOX

>>40033583
fucking kek

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>Walk into gym
>I WANT IT I NEED IT NEED IT TO MAKE ME FEEL HEATED SHAKE IT CAN'T TAKE IT MUST BREAK IT BREAK IT OFF YEAH WHAT I SAY BITCH

walk into gym
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwCgDCvqrRE
>:^)

they won't remove this fucking song from the gym playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgGsw5Efgjw

>>40034134
Why is this so good?

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>walk into gym
>TERRORMACHINE COMBAT 18

>>40034199
because omniboi took a top 50 trap song and made it smooth as a motherfucker

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>>40033476
>walk into gym
>I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE SOMEBODY'S WATCHING ME
I swear to fuck the night crew picks out the worst music

I pretty much just listen to David Bowie when I work out. Usually scary monsters and then heroes. I'm pretty my neighbors are tired of hearing the same album over and over and me cursing and screaming autistically. They're poor mexicans so they probably hate it when I listen to jazz or classical more though

>>40033675
Fuck I'd be hype if my gym played DG

Imagine Beware while you're lifting

>I CLOSE MY EYES AND SIEZE IT, I CLENCH MY FIST AND BEAT IT, I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN IT, I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP

>>40033476
Do you go to like a crossfit gym or something? My gym only plays like radio top 100 shit

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What albums have you been listening to recently /fit/?

I've had this one on repeat this whole year and some of Dethalbum II and Austrian Death Machine.

>>40034614
Been listening to all of Tears for Fears' albums over and over for a while

>>40033498
fuck your bitch she a thot, thot

>>40033476
>going to a gym that doesn't have a roof
What kind of poorfag are you?

>If Young Metro don't trust you, I'ma shoot you

MY NAME IS NO, MY SIGN IS NO, MY NUMBER IS NO, YOU NEED TO LET IT GO

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walk into gym
>THE LEGEND LIVES ON FROM THE CHIPPEWA ON DOWN OF THE BIG LAKE THEY CALL GITCHE GUMEE

>put headphones on
>YOU ARE SO FARRRRRRR AWAYYYYYYY
>AND IT STRAINNNNNNS ON MEEEEEEEEE

>walk into gym
>HOO, HAH, HOO, HAH, HOO, HAH
>SLAUGHTER
>PERSIANS
>SPARTA
>HELLAS

>walk into gym
>PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS
makes me think of her.

>>40036988
Fucking normie GET OUT

>drop top

>>40033476
>walk into gym
>SO BABY PULL ME CLOSER IN THE BACKSEAT OF YOUR ROVER

>>40036988
IT'S ALL RIGHT IT'S ALL RIGHT

OHOOOHHHHHOOHHHHH

for some reason I thought of the U2 song but I don't think that's what you're going for

>>40033511
KEKKEKEKEK

>>40037021
Ed sheeran senpai

>>40033497
fuck off ahmad

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>>40033476
>walk into gym
>Shelter starts playing

>>40034975
This is the type of shit that isn't worth dropping a gym for (unless you have the money) but makes life so shit

Walk into the gym
>"Let the voice of love take you higher!"

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>raindrop opening my locker, take 2

>>40033476

What a dumb song
>We've come from nuthin' to somethin'

No you haven't. You're a mong who made 5 figures and thinks he's wealthy. All that money will be gone in 2 years, tops

>>40034975

What's wrong with a strong independent fat woman who don't need no man?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMTAUr3Nm6I

>I WOULD GIVE YOU THE STARS IN THE SKY, BUT THEY'RE TOO FAR AWAAAAYY

>>40033675
BITCH

>>40038886
t. autistic white kid

> walk into gym

> OH BABY I'M WORTH IT

> UH HUH I'M WORTH IT

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>>40033510
Please no

>8pm
>Walk into gym
>"Anoooooon, diner's ready !"
>LATER MOM!
Homegym master race

>>40034725
*fucking on your bitch she a thot thot

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>>40033476
>in the gym this morning
>I know everybody on this island

Seriously receptionist?

>sail into the gym
>trade receptionist three drams of soil to use the squat rack

>Jump into the gym
>It's a me , a lucky guy!

>>40039022
>wait for them to ask you who you know

>>40033476
> Walk into bar
> lemon drop shots

>>40035121
Jesus i haven't heard Gordon Lightfoot mentioned in ages

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>>40038886

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>>40038886

yfm

>>40038886
The Migos are worth over 4 million and have been rich for +4 years so keep being a dumbass

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>walk into gym
>You got that james dean day dream look in your eye
>And I got that red lipped classic thing that you like
>And when we go crashing down we come back every time
>Cause WE NEVER GO OUT OF STYLE
>WE NEVER GO OUT OF STYLE

>>40033476
walk into gym
>YOU GOT A LOW SELF ESTEEM? YOU CAN RENT MY EGO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gkxolne0U5U

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>GUARDS OF GLORY AND OF MIGHT
>RED AS BLOOD AND BLACK AS NIGHT
>FLIES OUR BANNER AS WE MARCH
>IN THE EAST, FOR THE KING OF THE GREEK

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walk into the gym
>Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYGWSgqalgY

>>40036005
Thank you for posting sabaton in every one of these

FOR THE GRACE
FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD
FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY

>>40040354
great song

>>40033476
>walk into gym
>THAAAAANK GOD FER GURILLLS
Fuckin hel

>>40040354

Varangian Guard? Also Byzantines are Romans REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>40038886
>doesn't know that many ATL rappers are more rich from drug money than rap money
lmao they'll be fine

>>40040569
Is there a story behind this song and /fit/? I've unironically listened to it in the gym for months, and seen it posted here a few times.

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>walk into gym
>I'M LIKE TT, JUST LIKE TT. IREAN NAE MAM MOREUGO NEOMUHAE NEOMUHAE
I'M LIKE TT, JUST LIKE TT
TELL ME THAT YOU'LL BE MY BABBBYY

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>>>/wsg/1496888
>>>/wsg/1496890

>SO BABY HOLD ME CLOSER IN THE BACKSEAT OF YOUR ROVER

>walk into gym
>GIMME FOO
>GIMME FAHH
>GIMME DAT WIDDAH DIZZAH
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

never actually happened cause it's not 1998 but i wish ( ._.)

>>40041463
>Liking Sana
>When Jeongyeon and Momo exist

>>40041563
But I like momo too.

>>40034402
exmilitary is best dg

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>walk into gym
>It's aint me starts playing

>>40034614
Murmaider is GOAT

>>40041462
Thedailystormer.com

Come home, white man

>>40038895
As if anyone ever approaches her.

>>40038881
holy fuck what a reference. This just took me back, thanks anon.

HUSTLE BONES COMIN OUT MAH MOUTH

>>40033476
>walk into gym
see oneitis
with her boyfriend

>walk into gym
>i be going all night, no sleep, cause i fe-e-el like i'm always dreamin

>>40043487
okay i wrote the wrong song lyrics but i don't care

>walk into gym
>WELL AMOS MOSES WASSA CAJUN
>HE LIVED BY HISSELF INNA SWAMP

>>40038881
>>40042621
>>mfw i actually went to school with that kid, buddy of mine took the video

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>>40033476
>walk into gym
>SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT

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>>40033675

>walk into gym
>zumba class is on in the next room
>pop in headphones

>Your breasts, grow hair, you know I don't care
>You're still my gal but I would not dare
>Upset you now, there's sweat on my brow I swallow my pride and you start to growl
>That time again, because of your sin You're on the rag and the killings begun

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>>40034614

>>40033515
>>40033498
cooking up dope in a crockpot

>>40033476
>Walk into gym
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
true story

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>>40033476
>Arrive at the local Gold's with my dirigible
>On-site dirigible bay is already full
>Takes me several hours to find an open dock
>Miss my pre-arranged squat rack window, know I'm gonna have to pay a restocking fee
>Docking crew are all upset at me for some reason
>Realize that I left my extra fedoras at home, so now I've got nothing to tip them with
>Fuck it, I'm late enough as it is
>Purchase ticket for the next soonest time
>Somebody's weight gimp slashes my neck racking him, guards won't do a thing
>Make my way over the smoldering bones of the previous customers while I find my seat
>Set finally starts
>Five minutes in, the smith machine cuts off, followed by an announcement over the PA
>"Whoever is the owner of the black and red dirigible with the lightning bolts on the side, your gimp bridge is on fire"
>Embarrassed, get up from my seat and realize everyone is staring at me, someone throws almonds
>Reach the docks
>The crew has painted "SINGLE" all over the side of my dirigible
>My mfw when no-singles day

>>40039494
not him, but hes hardly a dumbass for assuming a niggerish stereotype, id rather call you one for knowing these shitty "musicians"

>>40038886
>>reddit.com/r/lewronggeneration

>>40033675
If only bro

>>40033476
>>40033498
>>40033515
I am so tired of nigger culture being pushed by the kikes onto white america, seeing girls say lit and deadass on social media and listening to migos is depressing.

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>>40046388
Fucking what

>>40034163
jesus christ our society is so fucked, they are trying to promote and normalize cuckolding

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>walk into gym
>cause I know I could treat you better than he can

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God I fucking hate hip hop and rap.
So glad I home gym.

Don't know how the dindus lift to that shit, it's obnoxious and annoying.

>walk into gym
>VALHALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>WE ALL NEED SOMEBODY TO LEAN ON

>>40047048
get cucked, loser

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>walk into gym
>I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIISSSSTTT

>>40048155
Name 5 gyms that even play this

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>>40033476
>AND ISNT IT IIIIIIRROOOOOOOOONIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCC

>>40038787
Wait, the Porter Robinson one?

>>40048198
Name 5 gyms that DONT play this

>>40038851
>Not lifting to Great Days

>Enjoy your nogainz

>>40037016
lol

>>40038787
>I WILL ALWAYS FIND THE RIGHT WAY TO TELL YOU.

>>40047048
RAINDROP

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>>40041463
when it's louder than ur own music
>time to kill someone

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>>40033476
>tfw my gym doesn't play music
>the only sounds I hear while working out are the manly groans and pants of sweaty half-naked men going at it as hard as they can

>>40035121
I actually wouldn't mind this.

Meanwhile at my gym
> I DIDN'T KNOW THAT I WAS STARVIN' 'TIL I TASTED YOU
>DON'T NEED NO CARDIO, I'M SQUATTIN', DOIN' GOMAD TOO
>BY THE WAY, RIGHT AWAY, NEW STRETCH MARKS ON MY BODY
>I DIDN'T KNOW THAT I WAS STARVIN' 'TIL I TASTED YOU

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Walk into gym
>im in the corner watching you kiss her woahohoh!

>>40039069
shit

> walk into gym
> WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME LIKE THE OTHER BOYS DO

>>40043714
My nigga.

>>40048905
I would actually prefer this.

>last gym just played EDM or Top 40 depending on what time of the day you went
>current gym plays dad rock, but it's just cable television music that you can change late at night... but you have to remember to change it back to dad rock or the owner will call you at 7am to complain about it

>>40049536
Delete this picture or I'll call my lawyer

>>40046388
>no singles day

Fuck you I'm already banned from my local cinema don't do this to me!

>>40034614
I love both of those. I've been listening to Carnivore and Amon amarth.

>>40047048
faggot lol

>>40049728
Final warning: no more anon

>>40048633
>>40047048
DROP TOP

>>40049854
Enjoy prison.

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>>40048299
Yeah. Walked into the gym one day and Shelter was playing. I couldn't lift because too busy crying.

> Walk in the gym
> ROCKABYE BABY DONT BOTHER CRY
> Watch all the trash single mothers texting while on the cycle machines try a little harder

I don't know either to be inspired or tell them to fuck off wasting space in the gym

>>40033583
Fuck you anon I'm dying. Jesus christ

>>40043506
Could easily pass as Drake if you appended a "yuh" onto either end.

>walk into gym
>Dont be scared cause i'm your body type~

>>40033497
You're still allowed to have gyms in Sweden?

>BEAR

>FORCE

>ONE

>>40033583
Lmao

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Walk into gym
>Moth into flame

>>40044095
Fuckin on ya bitch she a thot thot

>>40033497
Don't get it

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>walk into gym
>SOME-BODY ONCE TOLD ME...

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>>40033476
>Walk into the gym
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi-jAGwIuXo
>go home eat kompot

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>>40054105

WATCH OUT HERE I CUM CUM CUM CUM CUMCUMCUMCUM

>>40047048

I feel you man. Schlomo gotta poison the well with lame lyrics and halfassed beats made by the infinitely creative and talented black man.

I like gucci and mos def and rakim etc but this pushing of retarded lyrics and nonsense yapping is just dumbing down people

>>40054158
>not becoming shrek the almighty

>>40049880
>>40049854
>>40049728
>>40049536
There has to be one with a watermelon.

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Walk into gym
I NEED TO PUMP IIIIRON. PUSH OUT ANOTHER SET

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Rhl5K0mTSKY

>Walk into gym
>Ummati Qad Laha Fajrun plays

>>40033510
Crazy. I'm a Cape Town-fag who goes to a commercial gym and I hear the same league of shit. Cunts have terrible music.

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>the car's on fire

>>40054131
Thot