>that first scratch of the day
>>40027245
*sniiiiiiiff*
>>40027366
hmmmff... quite so....yes....pungent...
indeed
>>40027245
My asshole is clean 24/7 because I use a bidet and clean my asshole with my hands under water with it, making it sparkly, squeaky clean after every single shit.
BBBBBBRAAAAAAAAP
>>40027957
bidet master race. i enjoy scratching my ass because i know it's clean
>>40028353
>>40027957
dont forget to use anti-bacterial soap while washing your ass, my dudes
gotta keep our anus free from parasites and shit debris
Fucking savages. After taking a shit, I sit on the edge of a bathtub and wash my bawi pooccie with an unscrewed shower tube. It saves paper towels, keeps my ass fairly clean (not perfectly tho to be honest) and what the fuck else do you really need in life?
>>40029009
you never know when you'll need to bend over and take it