*blocks your path*

"Squats 400lbs low bar"
Heh, he'll have to let me through now

*teleports behind you*
*yells “HIPDRAHVE” as he rams his cock inside your bottom*

I would scare him away by reading off cardio regiments.

Excuse me kind manlet, would you please step aside as I am already late for my Crossfit session. Thank you

>>40026734
*grabs (you) by the throat*
>I INVENTED crossfit

>>40026759

Deal with it you bitter, strange little manlet

>>40026694
Just walk around him. Fat cunt probably takes 2 minutes to turn around

>>40026694
Distract him with a gallon of whole milk. Run past quickly while he consumes it.

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what's your excuse for being weaker than a 60 yo man?

>>40027210

Social anxiety and mismatched priorities.

Only the strongest of warriors, those capable of of consuming a 4 bucket fulls of cow milk and squatting 405 pounds in the low bar position, will be granted the privilege of passing

>>40027210

I'm not

>>40027210
i care more about aesthetics than looking like shit and lifting some meme number that doesnt serve any function in actual society

>>40026694
I- I wasn't going to curl I swear, just wanted some dumbells for farmer's walks to improve my squat!

>>40027210
that's like six 5 kg plates each side what the fuck

>>40027210
>mixed grip

>>40027210
>Useless Strenght
>I want to look good

>>40027526
are you actually retarded?

>>40027511
>strength has no purpose
just wait til you get older, buddy.

Rippetoe is one pathetic individual

Can't stand the cunt

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>>40026694
I offer him a gallon of milk in exchange for sace passage and usage of his many power racks.

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>>40027564
Take it back

>>40027550

are you?

That's clearly only 1pl8

>>40027564
you dislike the guy enough to post about him. he will never know your name or spend a single second of his life to care about your existence.

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>>40026694
p-please Mark I don't have any m-m-milk

>>40027621

Too busy being a fat, manlet aspie obsessing over his whiskey collection and jerking off to young guys getting to 30% bf from his GOMAD advice