Well??

>>40024420

TALOS WORSHIP IS A HERESY

>>40024420
>he doesn't lift for Mara
disgusting tebh

>>40024455
WHAT WILL THE ELVES TAKE NEXT? YOUR BUSINESSES
YOUR CHILDREN?
YOUR GAINS??

>>40024455
THALMOR GET OUT!

>>40024507
WORRY NOT, FOR YOU ARE MERELY A PAWN. NOW HAVE YOUR CIVIL WAR NORD, AMD WEAKEN THE IMPERIAL SCUM SO THAT WE CAN TAKE OVER.

>>40024559
THE VERY IDEA IS INCONCEIVABLE TO OUR ELEVEN OVERLORDS? SHARING THE HEAVENS WITH MAN? HAH
THEY CAN BARELY TOLERATE OUR PRESENCE ON EARTH TODAY

>>40024462
>lifting for Mara
never gonna make it

>>40024559
damn (((elves))). I bet they're behind this

FOR I LOVE YOU

>>40024559

EMBRACE the word of MIGHTY Talos, he who is BOTH natty and Divine!

>>40024651
FILTHY HERETIC I WILL THROW YOU IN THE DUNGEONS.

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>>40024420
>>40024455
>>40024462
>>40024596
>>40024651

lmao at you cucks not getting shredded in the name of Sanguine, daedric prince of banging sloots and indulging in the finer things in life

>>40024455
thalmor jew detected

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J'Zargo has the protein shakes if you have the coin.

>>40024683
Any homemade spells for conjuring gains?

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>2014
>not praising malacath lord of gains
its like you plebs don't even WANT to make it.

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>>40024672

YOUR BRETHREN WILL PAY FOR THAT

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Girls only want Argonianmode and nothing more. Stop lifting for size and start cutting to get that sweet teenage Nord pussy

>Merlets when will they learn

Are a lot of people still playing skyrim? I'm making a big mod, I'm worried people will move on before I'm finished

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>mfw there are people unironically not bulking on GOSAD (gallon of sweetrolls a day)

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>>40024683
i need some skooma as a preworkout

>>40024692
>using spells for gains
>not beating mudcrabs and bandits to increase gains
>taking the easy way out
T. Bosimer manlet. Go back to your tree hut you faggot

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>tfw to inteligent too lift

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>>40024692

Khajiit doesn't have any spells, but Khajit has skooma if you have coin.

>>40024715

of course, SSE came out just a while ago so people are bound to play it again for the nostalgia

does your mod require SKSE?

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>"grow grow grow"

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how can nords even compete?
SKYRIM YES!

ps. how do I achieve Orsimer mode?

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>>40024737
>>40024725
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
Nobody breaks the law on my watch.

These gyms are cold but J'Zargo is warmed by your gains

BRETON TRASH!!!

Fuckin' milk drinkers.

>>40024743
No it's a mod that adds a new city, about 7 times the size of whiterun, with a quest line. Look up "Cantiaglo" on r/skyrimmods if you want to see a post about it

>>40024714
>Argonianmode

perf

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>Tfw no qt vampire gf

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>>40024768
Z O R N H U T

>>40024810

Maybe I'm just retarded, but I can't find it.

Can you link it?

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>>40024672
>*casts invisibility and muffle*
>*sneaks up behind you*
>*unsheathes bolar's oathblade*
pssh... nothing personnel, kid

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>at dawnstar gym one day
>they've replaced one of the racks with this weird cylinder shaped steel coffin
>set up plates on the squat rack
>some guy is just there muttering to himself about his mother
>watched me squat for about 15 minutes before he started his tap dancing routine in the cardio room

pic related, should i go talk to one of the managers about this clown?

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>>40024420
>implying lifting for Talos isn't part of the (((Thalmor))) master plan to exterminate the human race.

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>>40024420
>>40024683
>>40024714
>>40024723
>>40024727
>>40024731
>>40024745
>>40024870
I think this is genuinely one of the best threads fit will have this year

>>grow grow grow
underrated post
my fucking sides are in orbit

>>40024455
>(((nord)))

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>this is why i lift

>the DRAGONBORN drinks SKOOMA while you hit the gym HARD

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>>40024913
>doesn't drink milk

>>40024862
https://www.reddit.com/r/skyrim/comments/5hutap/i_am_in_the_process_of_creating_a_new_city/?sort=top

Keep in mind I've changed most things in those pics, and added much more

More pics
https://www.reddit.com/r/skyrimmods/comments/5in6dt/city_of_cantiligo_mod_more_pictures_for_you_guys/?sort=top

>not lifting for Ysgamor and the strong masculine bonds of the Companions

I bet you all joined the College of Winterhold, too.

>>40024960
>drinking werewolf blood
>natty
Pick one

>>40024926
>>40024921
>>40024917
>>40024870
>>40024866
>>40024745
>>40024725
>>40024731
>>40024714
>>40024683
my sides await me in Sovngarde

>>40024731
fucking kek

>>40024745
making sacrifices to the gains god kek

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>>40024977
fucking lmfao

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>>40024420
only relevant image I have

If I absorb dragon souls am I still natty?

>>40024455
found the imperial

>mfw I'll never forget Ysgramor dying in a thai sauna before reaching full potential

My lats are smiling at me, DYELs, can you say the same?

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>>40024462
>lifting for Mara
>no homo

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>>40024420
> Not lifting for House Dagoth
You n'wah!

SHEZARINES are out SAVING THE WORLD while you TRAIN ALL DAY to make it to SOVENGARDE.

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>>40025199
>play as female
>hunt down and kill the strongest most muscular creatures that exist
>so powerful their words can shape reality
>take everything from them
>their gold
>their sword collection
>their bones
>even their soul
>character name?
Gains Goblin

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>tfw first sip of the day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QImAUprVb78

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How do i vivec mode?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKopKvJFFL0

>>40025407
fucking kek

>>40024420

>try stormcloaks for once because I'm always imperial
>ulfric and his manslave are extremely hostile from the get go
>Many of the storm cloaks express concern about Ulfric but care about their right to Talos worship more than they're worried about him
>every lore source in the game mentions how Ulfric would make the Thalmor situation worse/is a Thalmor asset
>Drive the empire out for Ulfric
>Feel no sense of accomplishment, only a sense of foreboding and having done something I may regret.

I don't see how anyone could justify joining the Stormcloaks when everyone, even the stormcloaks agree Ulfric is a psychopathic manchild and the empire ultimately wants to restore Talos worship when it's capable of toppling the Thalmor again.

You'd have to be hardcore RP'ing a dumb ass country bumpkin Nord to justify it.

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blood for the natty king talos

>>40025554
Or a Dragonborn that's going to off Ulfric, assume command of the Stormcloaks and proceed to go all Tiber Septim.

>>40025352
is dagoths physique achievable natty?

Nobody in this thread is gonna make it.

Including me.
Praise Sheogorath.

>tfw skyrim came out nearly six years ago
Cut my life into pieces tbqh.

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>Talos
>not Innos
baka desu senpai

>not worshipping lydia as your goddess
Literally never, and l mean NEVER gonna make it

>>40026432

Still a great game. In fact, all the elderscrolls are. I just got done replaying daggerfall through to skyrim, Well Im still working on skyrim.
The fact theyre all so moddable makes it really easy to modernize and play without worrying about how shit it looks.

>>40024725
>skooma
>natty

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>>40026474
What is she a goddess of?

>>40026474
>letting that goblin carry all of your burdens, robbing you of your gains
I bet you fast travel, too

>>40026541

>athletics is no longer a skill
>fast travel is bad

>>40024420
Tiber Spetim didn't lift for Talos's glory either, why should I?

>>40024420
YOU HAVE COME. YOU HAVE COME TO HEAR ABOUT THE GLORY OF TALOS.

>>40026661
because talos didn't exist when he was alive breh

>>40026661

Because Tiber Septim is Talos you dingus.

>>40026812
Tiber Septim is one part of the oversoul that makes up the god, Talos.

>tfw discussing TES lore on /fit/

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>>40025554
>really makes you think

>>40024951
this is pretty awesome, will you put in on the skyrim workshop or only nexus?

>>40024951
give me your steam, /fit/ skyrim modder

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>walk into headquarters after a two hand day session
>see this guy without clothes
>bottles of STA and STR potions (pic related) in the floor, all empty
>tell him about it
>"bro this is 100% natural bro alchemists do it from plants and shit bro"
>apparently everyone takes fucking stamina potions
>mfw i've been working my ass off eating beef and mead all fucking day for years
>mfw i could have been the fucking dragonborn by now
Please someone tell me i'm not the only fucking natty in skyrim

>>40024951
fuck. looks incredible.

someone pls save this thread

>>40024768
Thats topheavy twig-leg mode

So just do brosplit upper body 7 days a week and never touch the squat rack, unless youre going to do bicep curls in it

>>40027055
THIS IS THE FIRST THING THAT POPPED INTO MY HEAD

>>40027267
Youre not. I never use any performance enhancing potions. Just do BOMAD - barrel of mead a day to get big

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>>40024828
that roastie was literally fucked to death by the daedric prince of rape

>>40027563
But what's your PR in 2h overhead swing? I can't get past the 3x2hohs at 45 weight and all my mates do it just as fucking warm up

>>40027607
I swing my dragonbone warhammer as cardio exercise mate

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>>40026517
delete this

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Might as well post my question here, seeing this thread attracted a pretty chill crowd.

I'm. 5'1", 170 lbs. I need to lose 45 lbs to get to my optimum weight, 125 lbs. Scooby's magic calculator, with the default 20% reduction in calories setting, predicted I'd lose only about 33 pounds. Does that mean losing 45 pounds is impossible? Or is it a, once you hit a 33 pound loss, you have to reconfigure the calories needed, as it will have reached some kind of plateau. Still doing what it says, of course, but I have to wonder. What does the dragonborn do once he's summoned by the Greybeards? Can the Thu'um be taught, like any skill?

Thanks, anons. Any help would be appreciated.

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>>40028043
GO AWAY

>>40028168

>>40028043
Well, he has the right idea tbqh smart

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> not lifting for Sithis

>>40028278
>only 18 points

not gonna make it

>>40024455
saltmer detected

>>40026837
>tfw this has been the best thread on /fit/ in a long time

>>40025129
That's so inspirational.

>>40027582
s-source?

>>40028282
>implying sithis is a god in the traditional sense, and not simply a word for entropy that you idiots worship because 3edgy5me
>implying Mephala or Vivec is not secretly the "sithis" worshipped by the Dark Brotherhood

>>40028221
>filename
fucking kek

>>40028221
>>40028278
lmao

Is there any better way to train arms than unarmed fighting?
>tfw punching a dragon to death workout

>>40028997
Punch the Greybeards in the back while they are peaching. They have incredible stamina and won't go down as a result of that. Also their mental fortitude will keep them from beeing angered by you. You can use them as living punching bags. I call it the godly punchbag workout

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>walk into gym
>rack up 6pl8 bench
>Nuz aan sul, fent alok,
fod fin vul dovah nok,
fen kos nahlot mahfaeraak ahrk ruz!

>>40029720
>tfw this song is on my workout playlist and have listened to it enough to know exactly what you were talking about
I also have some of the more comfy tracks for general listening

>>40027146
Both
>>40027278
Thanks man

Fuck sake guys, i just want to install oblivion and play the fuck out of it now

>>40024455

>talos
>tls ao
>at sol
>o stal
>loats
>l oats

I guess if you bend the l a little you could get satan out of that, but thats a bit of a stretch.

>>40024692
Get a giants toe and a hawks beak to fortify carry weight. If you can't find a giant then a few lanklets should suffice.

I stack this with boots of lifting.

>>40025620
y-you can do that?
I have 400+hrs on this game and didn't know.

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OP here. I love you all

May Talos guide you

This whole thread should be captioned.

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I only lift repeating digits of weights in the name of Kek