what would you fictional profession if you made it?

>>40019967
>pic related

>>40019967
Blacksmith easy

>hammer shit in hot forge all day
>everyone respects my craftsmanship
>everyone secretly mires your bulging sweaty muscles

>>40020017
kek of course the short fitizen would want the occupation of the dwarves

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>>40020036
>sissy elf detected

>>40019967

ronin

>>40020036
Got'em!

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xeno killer

Hacker.

>>40019967
A made man.

privateer

>>40019967
Wildlife photographer.

>>40019967
Assassin only loyal to my king
>help him rise to power
>become adviser to muh king
>kill all in his way
>get that sweet sweet king bussi
>get cute room in castle for hobbies and workout room all to myself
>getting paid to kill people
Thats the life man. On my off days i go pick on faggot elves while becoming bffs with blacksmith and shower him with my hard earned blood money to make pretty weapons for me.

>>40019967
Stripper

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>>40019967
Companion

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Muscle wizard. Anything else is just a waste of time and gains.

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>>40020427
you mean
>a madman

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Monster Hunter

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Best case scenario for me, with my genetics, would be a bell ringer.

bad eyes (legally blind) , flat feet, tmj disorder, scoliosis, terrible hearing (had multiple surgeries as a kid.)

Without modern technology I would be dead.

I should have never been born.

I think I am on my way out brahs.

>>40022668
You just know some old, gay guy made this.

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King slayer

Shit would be cash af families

viking, shit would be lit af

>>40022842
Geralt is achievable natty, right?

>>40019967
An alcoholic polyglot writer/illustrator

>>40021118
This.

Muscle wizard for life.

>>40019967
james bond duh

CEO of a Fortune 100 company

Adventurer and Hunter.

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>>40019967
A dragon slayer
I would live a life of glory and honor, fuck cute elf girls, and die a hero defending my kingdom
>>40020107
>sissy elf

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>>40020502
This is quite possibly the gayest thing I have ever read.

Wanting to stand next to and support a high status male is the epitome of feminine sexual fantasies.

Congratulations I'm utterly disgusted

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>>40019967
Prisoner

>Anything other than hunter or blacksmith

Faggots.

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Witch Hunter.

Doesn't matter if it's Warhammer style or Solomon Kane style.

Rooting out the darkest evil in the land, bringing peace to small, forgotten, villages too worthless to deemed worth saving by the local lord. Bringing justice to both highwaymen and apostates alike.

Functional strength to beat the fuck out of heretics. Mad gains from gifts of delicious peasant crops. Steal loot and gold from heretics.

End up retiring (if I live long enough) with a title that I bought from the King/Emperor and train the next hunter.

That's my fantasy profession.

You're all going backwards in time, why?

>Become space bounty hunter
>Cruise around space with skinny martial arts dude and cute dog all the time
>Fuck space bitches in port
>In my off time slaying crims and collecting bounty lift weights and cook dope ass food and be a beast

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Goblin Slayer

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>>40019967
>what is your profession?

AHOOO AHOOO AHOOO

>>40024726
Are you a free man?

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>>40024656
Some men are fine with pulling the strings from behind the curtains, being kind of a mastermind, and not having to deal with all the bullshit of being a public ruler. Then once your puppet ruler steps out of line, you make his entire life come crumbling down.

t. Talleyrand

>>40022668
>that first sip

Witcher

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>getting paid to blam heretics
Dude in the middle.

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>>40024908
>ywn fuck space bitches with your martial arts friends

>>40019967
Knights errand or dunedain ranger

>>40025078
That's a shitty feel

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Ithilien Ranger

>>40020354
not aesthetic at all

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>>40025058
Can't argue with this, but I'd go a bit further up the ladder.

>>40019967
Stalker

>>40022795
do you even lift?

>>40020017
>shit hearing for the rest of your life

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>>40024822
>Solomon Kane style

yeah that would be pretty tight, but he's clearly built for speed and agility over raw strength

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Fuck all ya'll.
I'd be a fucking adventurer.
Discovering mysterious continents, fighting wild beasts. Coming home after years, with wild stories, amazing discoveries, get knighted by the monarchy, get a mansion, tons of money, babes and glory. Name down in history, the whole she-bang.

Trading stocks seems like a dream job, you get to stay at home and make mad money, I could lift and focus on hobbies while I made bank from the comfort of my own home. The ultimate cocoon mode if I wanted it to be.

>>40026067
That's my IRL dream anon,

But you gotta keepa constant eye on the charts to be successful, would sets be stressful if it was your income.

I did it shortly for a while with about $300, won some, lost some, but ultimately good learning experience for when I take it seriously next

>>40026140
Defs, not sets

Fuck you autocorrect

Paladin
>slay whatever you deem evil in the name of God
>help and protect other believers with miracles
>loved and respected by everyone

>>40020017
>blacksmith
>fictional

>>40024908
>dope ass food
I don't know about you, but bell peppers and beef without beef doesn't seem that great.

>>40026024
this

Space miner

>>40026657
Only if there's a alien face rape insurance.

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>>40026667
We'd fuck up any aliens around
We're gonna be the first ones to conquer space

>>40026556
Shut your mouth spike

>>40026556
Hunger is the best spice, if you're on a cut

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>>40019967
Boyfriend destroyer

>>40028021
you destroy their penises with your thicc ass?

Village idiot for sure.

>>40019967
Chicken chaser

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>>40024656
>the gayest thing ive ever read
Lol.
Help. Im a faggot trapped in a girls body.

>>40028240
First thing I did every game was to buy a new name

>>40028881
what?