How into The (worst) Joker mode?

>>40019616
>don't eat
>do push-ups sometimes

1800 calories a day, swimming 3 times a week, avoid the sun, shave your eyebrows, be as edgy as possible

Noice child-bearing hips!

>>40019616
Step 1: Stop lifting
Step 2: Stop eating
Step 3: Stop tanning
Step 4: Dye your hair green
Step 5: Visit an amateur tattoo artist and tell him to just fuck your shit up

>>40019616
How is he the worst? All anyones seen of him is like 8 minutes there is no way you can judge him off that

>>40019693
sure you can

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>>40019693

>i'm damaged and i can relate to this

found the emo

>>40019693
it literally say's 'damaged' on his forehead and 'hahahahahaha' on his pec. For fucks sake who wrote this.

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>tfw small waist
>tfw wide hips
>tfw involuntary joker mode

>>40019693
HUNKA HUNKA

>>40019693
>making him a faggot nu-male that gets pussy-whipped
>not the worst

>>40019693
The 10 seconds of "the magic trick" from TDK are better than this shitty joker's scenes together.

Stand up 3x a night Thurs-Sun
Radio- 2 appearances a day, up to 10 phoners split 5 am 5 pm
Sketch- 1x a day at first, up to 5 as memory improves. Highly dependent on writer availability
Improv- Same as sketch, but more dependent on partner work than writers

1g a week of Joker Juice recommended for advanced funnymen

>tfw joker mode but fatter

>>40019636
Oh Jesus, besides the eye-brows I'm already doing this...

>>40019693
his look said hes the joker rather than his actions

>>40019693
the thing about joker is that hes always been unpredictable, a wild card if you say, Jred letos is predictable unpredictable; you know hes gonna do some crazy shit, the heat ledger Joker is superior because hes unpredictably unpredictable; just as likely to discus philosophy with batman as hes to blow up a hospital

>>40019851
so not only do you not lift, but you also eat too much?

>>40019669
This. /thread

Somebody pls shoop ted Cruz to look like this, its practically the same pose

>>40019988
I used to be an ultra skellemen so I actually had to lift to reach that point.

>>40019934
Even the look is bad

>>40019979
Not all the jokers are the same. Remember there are 3. This one is the more serious mob boss
That being said he is a the worst joker

>>40019616
MOMS GONNA FREAK

>>40019738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPJ8b7zwa98