Gyms are the new weekend nightclubs

>>40008978
I'm safe in my powerlifting/strongman gym.

>Noho

Which is what you'll be getting if you go there

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Thank God I don't live in a city and have to be bothered by retarded trendy bullshit.

>>40008978
In my gym 50+ year old gay men have a huge orgy in the shower every Friday and Saturday night. If that's what nightclubs are like I'll pass.

>>40009111
raff'd. I wish!

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>>40009025

lel

>>40008978

Who the fuck takes anything Nypost writes as serious?

>tfw go to a normie gym at 4:30am
>the only people there are others like me, who hate themselves for having to wake up and get it done first thing because if they leave it until the end of the day they just don't bother

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>>40008978
>this is why you havent had a threesome yet

That looks pretty fun desu.
Good motivation to actually do cardio

>>40008978
If that's true then why am I the only one who shows up on Saturday night?

>tfw I'm the only one who's at the gym on weekend nights because everyone else is out having fun while I have nothing better to do ;_;

>>40008978

I'd rather take a warehouse with a bunch of squat racks and platforms desu

>>40008978
New Yorkers need any fucking excuse for their gym to be (1) different than everyone else's and (2) exclusive.

>>40009028
Preach

Lol

They probably shocked asf,
Huddled up together running away to the beats of new year