First Sperg moment

Bump cuz I know you sperglords have

Posted from IPhone.

Jesus you're incomprehensible.

>>39999404
Mate I think you're just retarded

>>39999502
>>39999475
Is the green text that bad? If its hard to read its because I smoked before I wrote it.

>>39999525
The greentext and the sheer autism. I don't get what happened or why it happened.

>>39999404
Dubs op is still high

>>39999525
Don't make us potheads look worse mate

>>39999525
Dude stop smoking then, or atleast wait until all your shit is done for the day

>>39999558
Basically I thought she was complementing me the whole time, and then when I realized she wasn't I made public notice about it, obnoxiously laughed and quickly walked away.
>>39999568
Ding ding ding

>>39999591
All stoners are equally degenerate

>>39999615
Just go to bed, god damn...

>>39999635
No u

Lmao I have no idea what the fuck that says

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>>39999633
low quality bait

>>39999404
OP just rewrite it and redeem yourself you faggot

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>>39999404
>smoking weed before lifting
>smoking weed

kys degenerate

>>39999999

>>39999666
>666
Even Satan can't put up with your dumb ass

>>39999666
Checked

Also op you not spermicide you high

>>39999703
>dabbing in parking lot
>walk into gym
>receptionist had moist clit for friend
>she keeps saying how handsome he is
>think she is talking about me because I gave her my ID
>(I'm high and I forget its actually his)
>I say its a bad photo
>she says its a good photo of him
>i say Oh I thought you were talking about me
>she just says "you're just...." and pauses
>I start to laugh and walk away

everytime I enter the gym

>jump on treadmill to warm up
>scan the premises to see if there are people I know from school or other places or if the coast is clear
>RED ALERT person located
>avoid eye contact at this time, but sneak in glances to see how much they're lifting
>proceed to do workout while keeping track of where they are
>oh shit, by the fate of Zeus are paths cross. he's doing DB press in the freeweight section and I've got a set of curls
>maybe I should skip this exercise or return to it later
>NO you must you got this brah, you can do it
>okay here we go. try to make initial eye contact so I can acknowledge them with a nod and get this over with
>fuck, they're concentrating on something else
>maybe I should say hey
>shit earphones, that won't work
>okay just do your workout
>ok it's been like 10 minutes now and we've been within 5 feet of each other the whole time and haven't yet acknowledged each others presence this is getting weird
>well now I can't say anything it's been too long
>in between sets.. must not look at them
>finally before I'm just about to leave the area and continue onto my next exercise
>"hey anon what are you working on today"
>"s-squats- I mean legs- I mean everything- um y-you too"

>>39999999

>>39999525
You're like the "retard who doesn't get anything done" kind of autistic. I don't think you should kill yourself but you should definitely chip your balls off