Mirrin' general

She was probably sat on the hottub hey thinking of Chad when you walked by.

After you stumbled through your pickup game she gave you a fake number and left.

>>39997897

t. bitter cuz no mires

>After you stumbled through your pickup game she gave you a fake number and left.


that projection is top tier tho

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>>39998177
not projecting faggot.

that's what really happened!

>>39997725
>Scan membership card.
>qt black girl smiles sais "have a good workout"
>looks down at my photo
>exclaims loudly "HOLY SHIT"
>looks back up at me
>I smile back and keep walking

I literally just got 7+inches of hair cut off
So I look Chadley now instead of like a surferbro

>working catering
>other 3 servers are tiny qts
>folding circular table legs and stacking them in the wheely cart to roll away
>little honeys can't lift tables up 10 inches onto rack
>i grab 2 and 10 o clock and hoist it easily
>one of them says it's because she doesn't have the wingspan for it
>i don't respond and load the rest up while they watch

MIIIIIRRRRIIIIIIIN

>>39997725
>biting her lip
>literally not fucking her in the tub or at least making out
jesus fucking christ what's wrong with you lot

>>39997725
>On holiday in Cancun on the beach
>Cute girl stares directly at me and licks her lips
>Autism kicks in

I was with my family so I didn't go talk to her. Still regret it tbqh

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Someday I'll be able to contribute to these threads

Someday

Hook up with this THICC guy.

>Sucking my cock
>Really into it
>"Fuck bro your cock tastes soo fucking nice"
>"I know"

>>39998456
>bro

First mire I've noticed
>Be eating with friends
>qt cashier looks up at me
>I smile and say hi
>she instantly smiles and looks down.

>>39998540
She looked down because she was going to be fucking sick.

>>39997725
Walk into trendy eye glass shop. Look around for grams with my winter coat on, not even approached by the three customer reps working the empty store.

I start overheating and took off my jacket.
>Normie's fit mode activated
Suddenly three girls are giving me critiques as to what frames look best on me. How are people so shallow?

I dunno man girls are just more down to talk but if I'm not feeling confident and shut it still goes bad. Lay the dick inside the pussy boys

>>39998258
>girl1: i bet we can get anon to load all the tables for us
>girl2: lol yeah, he never stops talking about the gym
>girl3: plus he's in love with all of us. watch, i'll just pretend i can't lift it.

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>>39998623

>>39997897
Holy shit why is there always one salty mirin-less faggot. I swear to god some Anon posts a story like

>at the bar
>7/10 comes up to me
>we talk for an hour and she invites me back to her place
>she blushes hard as my shirt comes off
>"w-wow Anon you're ripped!"
>we smash

Then some butthurt austist

>hurr durr she was thinking of chad the whole time
>hurr durr she was thinking of tyrones bbc while you throat fucked her

Fuck off.

>>39998456
>being gay
>on /fit/

Welcome home

>>39997897
You one salty mothafucka. Find some friends nigga

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>help in soup kitchen with church group on thanksgiving
>petite blonde qtpi helping with prep. i guess she's an actual employee
>find out from her fb that she dates athletic guys
>weightliftingisasport.gif
>decide to show her my strength subtly
>ask her if she needs anything heavy
>"...excuse me?"
>"Like, if you need to pick up something heavy, I can pick it up for you... if you can't pick it up I mean."
>smiling manually
>she laughs
>"Why are you laughing? I'm actually pretty strong."
>"Oh, sorry... Um, ok. I'll let you know if I need help."
>beta male employee asks me to go set up the tables
>fine
>Rolling tables out and unfolding them one by one
>qt is not looking
>pick up table and lift it over my head
>beta male: "anon, the tables have wheels for a reason. you don't have to pick them up."
>"It's easy."
>qt is looking hard as i walk unwieldy table to the other side of the room
>can't put it down without dropping it
>remember atlas pose and try to ease it down from one knee
>slowly get table off of my shoulder, but it drops on one side and the corner cracks
>cheap piece of shit, but it's homeless shelter so whatever
>look up at qt and she quickly looks away

mirin

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>>39998976

>>39997725
What is wrong with gooks

>>39999227
Those girls are japanese, you retard.

>>39998976
You made it brah

>>39998260
she literally gave you the mating signal m8

>>39998492
lost

>>39998398
Was she a mexican? If she was, she was probably a prostitute trying to prey on (relatively) rich tourists.

>>39999347
Zips, nips, dinks, gooks. Same thing

>>39998456
>you too

This happened today
Checking out a prescription for a girl with her mom
>Hey btw my mom thinks you're hot
>they both laugh and say no its my daughter who thinks that
Tell them they know where to find me and circled the customer review number
Got the highest which is 9 for some reason and the comment just said "muscles".

Employee of the month here I come.

>meet these 20/10 chicks
>one blonde one brunette
>we hit it off instantly we are laughing carrying on
>anon we want to come over to your place!
>im sweating I invite them over


now I am converted to Mormonism sister love and sister orsong are fantastic people.

>>39998456
Degenerate fag. Kys

>>39999448
Nah, white girl. I stayed at a resort so it was mostly whites and Asians

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>>39998976
Nice work.

>>40000555

Fuck off back to /pol/ closeted degeneracyfag

This is /fit/

>>40000555
>>40000777
Which trips should I trust

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>Work retail on register
>Person of lesser strength wants shit 60+lbs moved to their car.
>Nobody comes when carry out called.
>"It's okay, I'll do it"
>Not qualified to do that shit.

>>40000555
>>40000777
>>40000942
o shit

I am also a retailfag.

>Lady walks in, 24 years old (didn't k ow this yet)
>Wearing scrubs
>She is looking at socks which are right by my register
>She asks me where pepper spray is
>Walk her to it
>Recently had a huge snowstorm (for where I live) and so she was also looking for chemical hand warmers
>She is being way nicer than most customers
>Decide to go for it and compliment her makeup
>She giggles
>Card her for the pepper spray (we can't sell it to minors) even though I know she's not a minor
>Claim I thought she might be 17
>She giggles again
>She stays and talks to me for a while while I help other customers
>My autism made it not progress further

>>40000555
>>40000777
the god of chaos truly is random

My gains are my literal hell. I used to be scrawny and insecure. But now I'm decently build with insecurities.
>Geting gains
>friends are getting Dms from girls from highschool asking for my number
>girl who rejected me in highschool even asks
>Go on date and ask whats different now
> Responds with generic "Cause I always had a crush on you" bullshit
>happen after geting decent gains, geting accepted into masters program, and buying my first decent car
>girls are just seeing me succeeding in life and starting to leech off of it
now im going on a with a different girl from high school and it just sad. I imagine my college debut to be better. But people are letting themselves go and trying to get trophy gf/bf. I didnt sign up for this bullshit /fit/ I just want a warm and cozy gf who watches anime and leaves me alone from time to time.

>>40001092
>girls are just seeing me succeeding in life and starting to leech off of it
You absolute fucking retard, this is what women do.
Women are biologically programmed to be attracted to successful men. It ensures their offspring will be healthy and fit.
>I just want a warm and cozy gf who watches anime and leaves me alone from time to time.
These women are very rare, and they are fucked up in the head. The "nerdy animaymay xd" girls are clingy and needy.

>>40001029
lol

You'll make it though anon, all you need to work on now is on dem social gains

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>>40001126
Idk I want a girl is genuinely happy just for me and i make her happy as well. But just knowing someone would throw that away for money is just shitty. I just want someone who shares a similar personality and interest. But these hoes are setting up there own dates. And trying to set up house.

>>39997897
>>39998218
Back to the bucket, Crab9k

>>40001092
The only good women exist in our heads.

>>39997725
>auschwitz
>12.5% bodyfat

This is an insult to the 100-200 thousand jews that died in the holocaust

>>39998222
You forgot your card bro.

>>40001281
It's really insulting to those poor jews who died of typhus.

>>40001281
>>40001296
>being redpilled on /fit/

>>40001283
Kek

>>39998177
>calls out projection while projecting himself
lmao

>>40001202
Same here friend. Just keep looking.

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for people that work in food service, where is the line between being nice and mirin?

i get my coffee from the same place every morning, the girl there always knows what I want, sometimes charges me less, usually tries to make conversation about work or the weather. Really thinking about trying to get her number but I don't want to have to find another coffee place if I get rejected.

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>>39999554

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>>39998976
This made me feel autistic

>>40001431
just ask "you just being friendly when I come in or would you like to get a drink sometime?"

literally never fails

>i've never tried it though

>>40001283
Actually holy shit...I did.

>>39999487
Wanna know how I know you're a virgin?

>>39998623
This hat the ran cat never said so. What happen sun up these.

>>40001566
How?

>>39998976

good job bro, you made me feel a lot less autistic.

>>40001202
wtf fag

>>40001548
top kek

>>40001431
don't shit where you eat

>>40001029
>chemical hand warmers
>compliment her on her makeup

Is this normal somewhere?

>>40001092
If you're as young as I can assume you are, you got time man.

Just think of it that you're at the spot where you can possibly choose your qt gf. You can still find her.

>>40001537
Well, technically you're right.

>>40001029
Portland?

>>40001431
Im a lanky dyel atm, and cashiers and shit will never interract that much with me as she does to you. Likely interested.

>>40001431
Do you know how to put off sexual aura/vibe? Hold eye contact and longer and just sort of smile with your eyes, talk slower when you do this, and based on her reaction you can see if shes into you or not

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>>39999554

>>39998571
>How are people so shallow?
If people weren't, we wouldn't have survived as a species.

>>40000777
How cute, the little sissy homo is getting mad

>>39998766
Too real bruh

>>40001431

Being friendly is part of the role with any service job - but she seems to be going out of her way to keep the conversation going with you so why not just ask for her number?

If yes, congrats. If no, then don't worry about it.

>>40001092
Same, got these whores ,7/10 girls at work who want to suck my dick, however im really not waiting for that shit.

>Mfw met anine girl who cosllays sometimes and is pretty thin the other day
>We hit it off pretty good, thinking about locking her down into gf mode

Tbh she seems mentally stable to me, so it doesnt look that bad

>>39998976

Even though this is fake, it hurt to read.

>>39998456
>I know

>>40001698
He's the customer retard

>>40002692
It applies just the same, if he enjoys the coffee shop he shouldn't make a move

>>39998456
>"I know"

nigga do you suck your own cock

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last one
>be in a half work half class contract for 6 month
>we leave the class for coffee pause
>i'm the first to pass the door
>black chick that was sitted next to me quicly leave the class and get next to me
>grab my biceps and feel it
>"anon you do sport?"

felt good

>Walking out of Wal-Mart with my grandpa
>Carrying 50 lbs of dog food over shoulder because he's blown out both his knees
>qt pi3.14 single mother walking in with her kids
>Smile at her as she's walking by
>She flushes, looks away and then looks back biting her lip

feels good considering i'm a former fat ass fat

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>>40001431
Try to see if she is acting the same way with other customers.

Related story.
>Visit this coffeeshop with friend a lot
>One waitress is being way too friendly
>Sometimes sit down by our table and chat during empty hours
>Never see her act like this with other customers
>Figure she might be mirin one of us
>Go there alone one day
>"Isn't your friend with you today?"
>"Nope, just me"
>All trace of niceness suddenly disappear
I told my friend to ask for her number but he wasn't interested. We don't go there anymore.

>>39997725
>go to fast food place
>girl who just got off her shift looks me over, smiles and says hi
>lose my spaghetti
>turn around and walk out

im thinking of getting myself tested...

>>40001431
>she's just being nice

That's how I treat most of the female customers I get at the Cafe I work at. Sometimes I give them free coffee ect

>>40002294

>cares about who other guys have sex with
>spouts stupid /pol/ memes about degeneracy
>is actually the biggest loser faggot of all

pick all three

>>40002942
>black chick
>you do sport

Yup. The grammar checks out. She was black.

>>40003186
thx 4 keks

>donate blood on a regular basis
>one day one Milf (6/10) is mirin my veins/biceps
>since then she is alwys the one taking my blood, greets me by name, flirts with me, shows cleavage, thighs touching, eye contact, giggles
>not interested in fucking her

I keep catching my sister looking me up and down, she keeps commenting on my body but I think she's gone a bit to far now, anyone had trouble with simblings. I just feel awkward around her

>>40003304
Ask for handjob

>>40003304
>TFW homegym

>>40003304
Is she hot? Pls respond

>>39998456
>"I know"
I'm jealous

>>40002942

why did u screencap that you fucking autist

>been lifting for 5 months
>still babbygainz
>gave up junk food almost entirely
>even my hair looks better
>tfw no mires yet
W-we're all gonna make it right?

>>40000442
fucking kek

>be me
>enjoying sweet noob gains combined with dbol
>new haircut
>visit senpai
>cousin (15) exclaims "pecs" and feels my chest for 10-20 seconds
>asks if I've been working out
>flex arm "you tell me"
>"oh my god"
>holds my arm as we walk along the street with her friend later that day
>touches my abs at dinner
>"solid"

>go on vacation with friends
>12 people, we rent out a beach house
>after a party fuck my gf at the time
>thought everyone is asleep so I went to the bathroom naked, erection still there to throw away the condom and take a piss
>gf of a buddy leaves bathroom seconds before I approach the door
>looks at me, my penis, eye contact
>she blushes says "I'm sorry" and walks to their room
>I was still drunk, did not care at that moment
>next day I felt embarrassed and we both avoided eye contact, talking to eah other for the day
>met her at a party again in November last year
>we are both single so we flirted a lot
>tells me she sometimes masturbates to the memory of the encounter
>no sex and no contact since then

>>40004053
How do you not seal the deal on that?

>>40004103

Left the party early to catch a flight the next day.
Not sure if it is a good idea to fuck the ex of a buddy.

>>40003025
fucking kek

>>40004053
fuck

>>40002942

>you do sport?

Is that the black version of "feelin' fit?"

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>>40004018

>>40004289
What is the feelin fit meme? A way to tell if people browse /fit/?

>>40004143

Good man. You have this Internet strangers respect.

>>40004053
Brahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>40004018
jesus it's been like 2 years when will this die

>>40004143
Total bro

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>>39997725
>walking down stairs
>girl coming up looks at me

>>39997725

>auschwitz + 12.5% bodyfat
>bititng her lip

>>40001798
Yeah my dude.

>>40003171
Found the gay cuck

>>39998766
Exactly haha

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>Come out of two year relationship.
>Have three girls confess they have a crush on me in the following months.
>One's damn fine, but equally crazy and already in an [open] relationship.
>Second is stable, cute and a computer science major, but lives 8 hours away.
>Last one's pretty enough to make my heart skip a beat, but she's antisocial and already started seeing someone.

Still counts, right?

>>39998976
>dont test me

>Went to Tallahassee with some friends for college games
>Buddys gf has always been super friendly
>We go out to a club, have to go to the bathroom so she says she will show me
>Comes into the bathroom with me and pees, I see her vagina and ass the whole time obviously
>Try to play it off casual like that's acceptable behavior when you're in a committed relationship (it's not)
>Dancing in club and she keeps grinding on my dick, goes back to bf, comes back to me
>Later that night we are all crashing on the floor
>She comes and cuddles up next to me because I had a blanket and it's cold as shit
>Grabs my hand and puts it into her pants
>Rubs her clit with my hand, finger her a bit
>Everyone else is sleeping
>I don't try to go any further because bros before hoes
>She leaves and goes back to her boyfriend

At that point I basically gave up on finding a "good" girl. This chick was the epitome of who I wanted in my life and if she was willing to slut it up, any girl will do the same.

>years later and they are still together
>now have a child together
>I doubt he knows what happened

>>40004143
Mad respect senpai, don't fuck up like I did

Another story

>wating for the bus on my way to an interview
>I look good, new suit, new haircut, cologne, good shoes
>ask some qt if she could change a bill for me so I can get a ticket
>thank her with a smile, she smiles back
>ignore her while we wait for the bus, I'm nervous and trying to distract myself with music
>bus arrives and it is full, so I have to stand, hand on a grabpole
>suddenly someone brushes my hand holding to the grabpole
>I look up and it is the qt, at this moment I realise it was her tits brushing my hand
>kinda awkward, but I give her another smile and focus back to my phone
>the whole drive her tits were brushung my hand, sometimes she even pressed them against my hand
>I did not move my hand
>had to cover my boner with my briefcase at my arrival station

>>40001029
she gets revolted when you ask for her ID because tha just confirms you may have been hitting on a child and are a confirmed pedophile

>>40001431
If you seriously think she might be interested.
Make plans with some friends for the weekend...movies, dinner, bowling, dancing. Basically whatever you enjoy doing.
Next time you get coffee on a friday
have your normal conversation but >ask,"any plans for the weekend".
>Gauge response.
If it's open ended/empty and she asks you about yours.
>just headed out with some friends going to go "__________". If you're not doing anything you should come!

Worst that happens is she rejects you, you go out with friends have a blast anyways and tell her about it when she asks on monday.
Its much less intimidating to accept and less punishing if she denies (for both of you.) Just make sure to stress that you're going out anyways...and with your friends.

Then you can really flirt with her and gauge interest.

>>39998851
It's because some fuckers simply don't want others to be happy or have success because they themselves don't have it.

Don't get me wrong, we all have a certain degree of jealousy or the green-eyed monster, it's part of what makes us want to do better - but some fuckers take it to the next level and literally eat the salt. LIKE ALL THE SALT.

Kinda sad way to live life imho.

>>40000555
>>40000777
The battle of trips is hear. THESE ARE THE END TIMES.

>>40002692
Exactly...and he eats there. Who's the rethard now huh?

>>40002942
Sorry. All I read was "Attacked by gorilla, plz hlp."

>>39998976
>STOP TESTING ME

>>40004053
Fucking hell. Short of her getting down on her knees in front of you and presenting her peachy little arsehole, how the fuck did you NOT fuck her when she's given you an invitation like that? Jesus christ...!!

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>>39998976

>>40002980
bretty gud m8

Similar story. VERY recent
>be truck unloader/overnighter
>our store is chill (also kinda ghetto)
>siiiiick pump in my black tshirt from truck unloading
>start pulling pallets to salesfloor
>50lb dogfoodx3 slips off pallet, I don't notice(fucking new guys)
>shit, load bagsx3 onto shoulder
>kinda heavy breh
>headed back to pets and notice Friday night gaggle of girls in club dress
>ohshitohshit stand up straight
>put on " this is effortless" face
>these girls are giggling and obviously drunk (2am)
>smile as I walk past and these qts ask where the chips and dip are.
>I point and don't say anything like an autist (thank god they were mostly drunk)
>two girls stay while other 3 walk off.
>me and the one sober qt black girl start flirting
>these bags are fucking heavy Breh
>drunk girl decides I "look scary" and fucking playfully punches me in the stomach and runs off to catch up
>I almost drop 150lbs on her head
>sober girl: "oh I should probably make sure they dont get in trouble"
>she grabs sharpie off of my sleeve and writes her number on my hand." call me"
>walk back to pets calmly then husle and dump the bags the second I get to the pallet.
>Fucking back/lat/bicep/delts/traps are seizing
>take lunch early, new years resolution is working out nicely.

We have a date tomorrow, I hope she isn't a club ho.

>>39997725
>at work
>manager (large Italian guy) comes up behind me and grabs my bicep
>"damn anon, looking good"
>"huu-uhuh"
>he just looks at me with a concerned expression

at least people are noticing my gains

>>40003220
Why not?

>>40006475
Way below my standards

>15

>>39998418
Just make delusional stories up like everyone else.
>this chick at the register smiled at me, she wanted to fuck so bad

>>40005737
>bathroom together
>pajeet

pick 2

>>40001537
great response, doesnt escalate too much, but still communicates interest

>>40006439
respect senpai, you kept the autism hidden

>>40006359
DONT TEST ME!!!!111111

>>39997897
Found the virgin!

>>40006359
DONT TEST ME!!!!!

>>40006359
DONT TEST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>40006359
DDONT TEST ME

>>40006359
Don't Test Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>40003010
that's rough, anon. good on you though for not being bitter and still trying to help your bro out

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>buying a suit
>clearly gay salesman keeps saying my shoulders are big
>keeps asking me if I work out

one day I hope to get mires from qts

>>40006359
Dont test me!!!!!!!

>>39999487
holy shit, they all check out

>>40006359
DONT TEST ME!!!111

>>40004407
YOU'RE a lucky guy- I have a PhD in memeology.
Basically, yes. There was a thread about ways to show you browse fit to fellow gym goers. A guy suggested asking 'feelin fit buddy?' and /fit/ users respond 'yeh I'm just a lucky guy' (in reference to 4chan's clover logo). It got tons of replies, posted to Reddit, was included in sir's NY cartoon and is commonly referenced here.

>>40000942
both. one of them is a degenerate faggot, but this isn't /pol/ so spreading /pol/ memes is fucking dumb

>>39998851
Truth hurts anon

>pecs

>>40001055
Doubles AND trolling us

Hi Kek!

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>>39998976

Another one

>classmate got a gift card for his birthday
>wants to buy a cologne and asks around what other guys use
>I tell him my favorite is L'Eau d'Issey pour Homme
>he invites this one girl he is interested it to help him find a good one
>I ask him what he bought, he says One Million, you smell like half of the club because it is that popular
>she liked it, so he bought it
>I ask him what he thought about my suggestion
>I don't know, she did not like it
>a few weeks later I'm at the club with friends
>meet this girl and greet her with a hug and kisses
>"You smell so good, Anon"

>>40006359
DONT TEST ME!!!!111

>>40004143
a real human bean

>>40005995
first step, get friends

>>40002980
how did your dog blow out his knees?

>>39999999
>>40000000

>>39998456
>"I know"

But how

>>39998456
>I know
You suck your own dick? That's pretty gay bro

>>40008764
>thicc not fat
Keep lying to yourself, bud.

>>40008764
Do you want to fuck her? Do it.
If not, fuck somebody else so she leaves you alone.
Not giving her attention/validation makes her even more attracted to you, and if you are not sexual with her or somebody else she'll think you are gay and spread this shit.

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>>40008867
>sex drive killed from years of anti-depressants
>hate myself intensely
>having sex with a real woman will drag me out of depersonalisation and back into real life and this scares the shit out of me
>parents fought all the time, mother was schizophrenic but became a zombie due to her medication, I don't understand intimacy at all

>>40007978
are you unable to comprehend the idea that he might have heard that before? holy fuck, even if you are this much of a virgin use some imagination

>>40008767
>>40008915

>>40008904
you sound like a bitch desu

>>40008925
>people with mental health problems, especially those genetically inherited, are bitches
damn dude, at least the guy is self-aware, that's the first step to progress
don't forget, we can all make it. no reason to put anon down

>>40008925
you sound retarded for saying that

>>40008904

>stop thinking about shit of the past and you cant fix (your parents, some embarrassing shit..)
>get you sex drive fixed, get your T-Level checked
>in most cases the best thing to do against depression is being busy (I'm not a doctor, if it is a real hard depression get a therapy)
>being busy means being fucking busy (go to the gym, spend as much time outside as possible, do other sports, force yourself to social interaction, travel the world, good diet, start cooking, start a hobby like painting, woodworking, playing guitar)
>do shit that keeps you distracted, shit that exhaust you, at the end of the day you should be looking forward to fall into your bed and sleep
>human interaction is a big one, go see a hooker and cuddle with her if you are not ready to have sex
>people need physical contact to keep sane

>>40008939
>mental health problems, especially those genetically inherited

did op say he had schiz? then he doesnt have a genetically inherited mental health problem

>having sex with a real woman will drag me out of depersonalisation and back into real life and this scares the shit out of me

is the most cringeworthy thing ive heard on this board in a long time and is incredibly pathetic

>>39997725
I work in the jail and i heard some female inmates call me cutie.... other than that. no mires :'(

>>40004143
Confirmed good guy.

>>40003719
>he doesn't dual post mires
>he only flexes one arm at a time

>tfw fit with a nice house and BMW

I still fuck dudes lmao

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>>40004407
You should know though.

>>40009156
CO?

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>>40009047
>people need physical contact to keep sane

What the fuck?

>>40004548
What do you mean? This is just the second time I posted this

>>40005737
Why the fuck didn't you rat her out to your bro?

>>40007523
I tried Pour Homme from d'Issey and I have found it rather terrible.
But you are right, almost anything is better than those cliché "clubbing" fragrances.

>>40006359
DONT TEST ME!!!!111

>>40009299
>four leaf clover

i don't even feel anger anymore

just disappointment

>>39998851
can i ask you this:

how fucking insecure do you have to be to not only get angry when someone on 4chan doesnt believe you, but that you then have to relay that story in a different unrelated thread just to show how angry you are about it

and then you start talking about chad and tyrone like the fucking aspie you are trying to boast about your sexual experience on 4chan

holy fuck

>>40005144
You're still a faggot.

>>40005560
Defo counts, shit shit timing, i know that feel but not to the same level as u, good luck with girl #3 bro xxx

I wear very unflattering clothes, and it's winter so I'm either wearing a thick jacket or a hoodie for indoors. N-not that I've got much to show...

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>>39998766

>be a year ago
>walking Las Vegas strip by myself labor day weekend
>fuckin normies everywhere
>get lots of eye contact and smiles from girls with their boyfriends
>what is this feel

I swear I only get mires or attention from girls who are with their boyfriend.

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>>40007854
yup, that's a problem. i don't hang out with anyone in my city anymore

>>40000942
tripple 7's are more powerful

>>40006359
DONT TEST ME!!!!111

>>39997725
Finally getting mires, /fit/. I th-think I'm gonna make it...

>donate plasma twice a week for fun money
>last few times I've been in, I've been asked if I do cross-fit (I dunno why)
>Constantly told I have great veins in my arms (for when they stick in the needle)
>Was told today I should be a physical trainer while I go to school to make extra money

Feels good, /fit/. Feels good.

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>19, just joined the army
>at the depo, getting my parade uniform(pic related)
>Cant find my size because of big shoulders
>depo grandma mirin hard on my shoulders
>"you have too big shoulders anon"
>"you should stop training anon"
>the 2 other depo women joins in trying to find the right size for me
>they litteraly hate me now because they actually have to work for a pay
>mirin on my shoulders for 20 minutes

i fucking hate standing infront of the castle

>>40001281
gtfo my board you stupid fucking nazi, How can you even deny that millions of jews were killed in the holocaust? Oh wait you didn't finish middle school did you? Jesus can we please ban stormfags from all boards please? Their ignorance and double digit IQ's are extremely annoying.

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>>40011357
>my board

>>39998222
>surferbro

Nah, the term is "bitch"

>>39998554
ha

>>40006359
DONT TEST ME !!!!111

>>40006359
DONT TEST ME!!!!111111

>>40004143
faggot

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>>40006359
DONT TEST ME!!!!111

>>40009450
You realise being deprived of sexual intercourse can ruin your mental health over time

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>>39998456
Anon you forgot n-n h-hom-mo

>>39998456
>I know

It's 5:30am and I'm laffin like a mofucka

>Applying for a job through employment agency
> qt3.14 girl is the manager, having an interview with her
> BP pump still going
> The shirt I'm wearing is a little too tight
> After finishing the interview:
> "So, Anon, you have gf right? How'd you divide your time between her, work and study?"
> "Ehh, don't have a gf...."
> "ohhh"
> miriinnnnn

>>40009938
You know, nobody ever told me this while I was wearing it. Only compliments. I've never ever met someone who wears it too. But you are not the first one I've heard who does not like it. At first I did not like it either. Today it is my favorite.

>>40009450
English is my third languages. Sorry if I made a mistake.

What I tried to say is what this Anon >>40012956 wrote. Like monkeys that groom eachother. We people need that for our mental health. I'm not only talking about sexual physical contact. A handshake with a hug from a good buddy, some slap on the back as approval, just chilling next to a friend. All of this let the body produce hormones. Read for example about oxycotin and what it does to women. You can fuck your girlfriend like she is a prostitute, spit in her face, slap her, piss on her, all of the degrading shit. But at the end, when you cuddle together, you give her a kiss on her forehead, her oxycotin will take over and she will love you. But if you leave her after you busted a nut, take a shower immediately and head out to do some shit, she will feel used. She will feel like a prostitute, although she enjoyed it while fucking.

Never underestimate hormones! Especialy regarding your mental health.

>>40013692
Just a quick note: it's called oxytocin, not oxycotin.
But yeah, oxytocin is a hell of a drug.

>>39998456
Kek

>>39998976
>smiling manually
iktf, good way to describe it too

>>40003220
>milf
>not interested in fucking her
Does not compute.

>>40012956
>>40013692
>pseudoscience on /fit/

WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED?

>>40014334
Are you serious? Do your research idiot.
Hormones are powerful as fuck. Testosterone probably the most powerful. But our whole digestive system plays a major part in producing hormones and therefor our diet. Scientist still have not figure it out and do not understand it fully.

>>39998976

crying with laughter

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>>40006439
>put on " this is effortless" face
>hide autism

Excellente. Now you just have to keep the spaghetti hidden during the date, and you'll be golden. Keep up man!

>>39997725
This is the secret mentality from every land whale ever.

>>39998554
Lolololololol fucking ded

>>40010118

Not that anon, but kill yourself please.

I get hit on aggressively by gay men.

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What level of myroning is this?

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>>40006439
>hides autism
???
If you have discovered some sort of spaghetti retracting device you have to share it anon! c'mon man I need this

>>40014987
japan level

>>40005737

Should've told him

>>40001838
There are people on this board, right now who can look someone in the eyes for an extended period of time
And not only that but tell if a person is interested, just by looking

I believe you less than when someone claims to pull 5 pl8

>>39998972
I bet everything you aren't black

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>>40003772
You will bud. Just keep at it.

>>39998554
You know, I'm happy that I'll never be as negative and bitter as you anon. You're being an asshole just to be an asshole and then bitch about "Normies, REEE" and all this other stupid shit. You're a toxic person and then wonder why all your friends leave you. Good day anon

>>40002842
Underrated post

where are the manlet mires?
I know contradictory, but give me some hope

>>40006359
DONT TEST ME!!!111

>>39998554
I hate the fact that people like you exist

>>40015726
AHAHAHA IM BLACKKK

>>40014987
We're going to need a mop

>>39999347
they're all ching chongs at the end of the day

>>40007877
jej

>>40006359
DON'T TEST ME!!!!111

>>40006359
DONT TEST ME!!!!111

>>40013216
Who the fuck asks that during an interview? She was definitely mirin

>>39998554
Kek

>>39998976
>cheap piece of shit

Lost it

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>>40001537

>>40006359
DONT TEST ME !!!!111

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>>39998976
>remember atlas pose and try to ease it down from one knee

>>39998456
> i'm just a lucky guy

>>40002942
you mean she grabbed your arm, right? specifically grabbing your biceps seems a bit unlikely, no black chick is going to have tweezers on hand.

>>40000442
Seriously why are mormans so fucking HOT
REEEEEEEE
STOP TAUNTING ME GOD

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>>39998456
>i know

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>>39998976

>>40006359
DONT TEST ME!!!!111

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>>40006439

Breed with her and ensure your children are all bred with white men. You get that tight nigger pussy and your white brothers get to stay in the fight.

I'm throwing the dice here that you're white.

>>40002842
sucked his boyfriend's anus after pounding it.

>>40006359
DON'T TEST ME!!!!111

>>40009047
>force yourself to social interaction
nice meme

>>40013216
congrats on the hire

>>39998456
just bros bein bros lol

>>39998456
legit laughed for about 5 minutes straight until my chest hurt. good one anon

>>40003220
Cos you gay right?

>>40009880
Cause it didn't happen.

>>40014987
The clearly staged type

>me
>not you
>buff no matter what I wear, be wearing scrubs (literally the garbage bags of clothes).
>Have 2 other guys with my name at work, so everyone calls me "____ with the muscles."
>Nurses always put their hands on my shoulders and biceps when talking
>Hot ARNPs always say they're glad that I'm with them during trips to the psych ED zone.
>Patients call out "big buff guy" to get my attention when I walk past in the halls.

>>40006359
DONT TEST ME!!!!111

>>39999554

> hey btw my dad thinks you are hot
> dad laughs and says No its my son who says you are hot
> they fill in a feedback form and circle 9 for everything. Reason given was "tits".

Dear facebook this is why I need feminism. Felt so degraded. Post selfish with tits showing partially. 10k likes and a feature in the guardian

>>40010412

With single girls you have to compete with 3 billion men. With girls in relationships you only have to compete with 1.

>>40011267

Damn son post your shoulders. That's something if the army do the have a size for it. No homo

>>40013216

Correct answer in this situation is that you don't nearly spend as much time with her as you would like to. Whether you have a gf or not. It gives you the social proof showing that you are not an autist, it shows that you might not be very serious with her, it shows that you can give a positive answer that is feminist approved etc.

>>39999554
>Hey btw my niece thinks you're hot
>they both laugh and say no its my aunt who thinks that
>Tell them they know where to find me and circled the customer review number
>Got the highest which is solid for some reason and the comment just said "pecs".

>>40001202
Jesus chist

>>40026235
do you have autism?

> girl cashier 6/10 is working one day
> touch her hand a little while taking receipt
> its really warm and soft and small
> she looks at me in the eyes while doing it
> nice

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>been lifting for 4 months
>not very elegant in breaing pain
>can't help but to bring face to a disfigured grimace every time I approach failure
>sometimes let out a grunt while lifting baby weights
>as in, Arnolds with 10kg dumbbells
>grunt audibly during heavy lifts
>sometimes girls look my way with a worried look

I'm making it

>>40006359
DONT TEST ME!!!!111

has anyone else been angsty enough to enjoy purposely make girls feel like shit when they are obviously crushing on you or something similar?

>>40014987
Jesus christ even the women in Japan are autistic

>>40005797
>tfw ywn experience this
Also, why didn't you ask for her number? Or at least small talk? I know i wouldn't, I'm autismal

>>40006359
DONT TEST ME!!!!111

>>40006359
DONT TEST ME!!!!111

>>39997725
work in retail
Some hairstylist comes over to me while working and starts talking about my awesome hair then gives me their digits.

>>40005737
pussy. Bros before hoes means you tell him dumbass. Maybe fuck her first depending on how much you like him.

>college
>grill is into me but i have autism and am anxious as fuck
>one day after being extremely touchy in some conversation, asks me if i can help her go over her essay
>"no"
>"whaaat, why??"
>"because that would be a complete waste of my time"

lol

>>40028281
>>40028281
kill yourself

>>40026323
Hey btw my step daughter thinks you're hot
>they both laugh and say no its my step mom who thinks that
>Tell them they know where to find me and circled the customer review number
>Got the highest which is solid for some reason and the comment just said "is this achievable natty".

>>40028404
why

heres another with same grill
>we are in two back to back classes together with some other people
>she asks if i wanna go walk around to stretch between classes
>say "yeah but (other friend) should come too"
>he's like "nah man you go"
>me: "come on dude lets go"
and he wound up coming, she looked disappointed

>>40022926
of course he's white. he has a job

>>40001327
>being redpilled without self improvement
Found the Alt-righter guys

>>40006359
DON'T TEST ME!!!!111

>>40011357
>muh six billion

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>>40001537
When she responds with a firm

>I was just being friendly

>>40009047
>People need physical contact to keep sane
Well,no wonder I'm a fucking nutter.

>at the gym
>Power cleaning and push pressing 200lbs for reps
>Guy asks to work in doing deadlifts
>He compliments me as I do my next set
>was a good workout

>>39997897
>All these fools trashing on this anon

Wow, it's almost like...he hit a nerve with you guys or something

>>40001628
You post on /fit/.

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I worked as a waiter for a while in college, and I would straight up hit on the dumpier looking women for tips.

I would never count on a service worker being in to me, b/c often they aren't. Even without the tips, it pays to be overly friendly.

>>40029645
lazy post man. I don't even feel like you deserve a You. But someone has to tell you to try harder.

>>40001281
Yup. And all the idiots try to blame the germans for killing the jews with zyklon B when actually it was used to prevent lice along with shaving the prisoners.
They died of starvation, along with many others that did too, war is war.
Fucking leftist and jewish propaganda my man...

>go to pick up my mom to go to the farmers market
>havent seen her since christmas
>"oh you are looking skinny"

>tfw mom mires

>>40001846
>patrick missing the obvious win in that gif

Holy shit this actually hurt me

>>39998976
You made it bro

>>40027537
aw fuck ye duuuuuh

>>40029742
who is that semen demon

>>40026203
It just mean they don't have a size which is wide enough for his shoulders while also having close enough measurements in the other areas like neck size, arm length, or torso length; he's probably just a manlet with wide shoulders so the ones which are wide enough also go down to his knees.
That or they just didn't have the right size on hand that day because their backorder didn't come in yet.

>>40006359
DON'T TEST ME!!!!111

>>39998222
>qt black girl
>qt
>black

>>40006675
>>40014596
>>40015082
Surprised that this thread is still here, the date was 9/10. Her dress was sensible and I'm 99.9% she's not a club ho. She works in STEM field and we have a second date later this week.

New years resolution was to talk to people regardless of how awkward I ended up being. Spaghetti containment= learning how to have conversions like a normal person.

>>40022926
I am white, most of my "brothers" are not. Please go back to /pol/

>>40030994
>black girl
>STEM
She's a keeper anon

>be me
>enjoying sweet noob gains combined with dbol
>new haircut
>visit senpai
>cousin (15) exclaims "pecs" and feels my chest for 10-20 seconds
>asks if I've been working out
>flex arm "you tell me"
>"oh my god"
>holds my arm as we walk along the street with her friend later that day
>touches my abs at dinner
>"solid"

>>40007015
how do you know it was posted to reddit?

>going out with 7/10 qt hipster girl form uni
>shy, kind of insecure
>first time we met I was wearing a sweater
>one time I go full sport
>gray jogs
>tight reebok spartan shirt
>we sit at a park make out
>she's being super aggresive
>bitting my lips
>stroking my arms
>dick is driping precum
>bulge showing thru pants
>phone vibrates and she snaps out of succubi mode
>some nig took a pic and she's all mad

Actually liked her, wished I haven't fucked it up with my self hatred and insecurities.

>>40031126
>some nig took a pic and shes all mad
wut

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>>39998976
>smiling manually

This, this shit right here is why I browse this shit hole. My sides may never be found again

>>40031170
the msg she recieved was a pic of us making out. She got fucking angry with me because >woman

>>40031217
jesus fuck
goddamn women

>>40006359
DONT TEST ME!!!!111

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Be me, dorky / nerdy a little socially awkward guy through my teens / early 20s. Decent face, 175cm manlet. Worked out a lot, go from thin to otttermode. Not a lot of female attention.

As time goes by get successful professionally. Good socially well-accepted prestigious job. Moving up in ranks, more extroverted. In charge of a team of people, usually young women. Work out less and less due to time constraints. In my 30's now, getting skinny and out of shape. Get hit on a lot.

>>40004143

This guy. Be this guy.

>>40006359
DONT TEST ME!!!!111

>>39998554
For the epic win lmao

>>40031363
delete this

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>>40028471
>Got the highest which is solid for some reason and the comment just said "is this achievable natty".
>4 u

>>40011267
Norwegians are so fucking weird

>>40007523
>L'Eau d'Issey pour Homme
My nigga