Why did you get kicked out of your last gym? Tell us the truth.

>>39992222
checked

>>39992222
I was squatting in the woman's stretchy band class because there wasn't enough space in the free weight area and it wasn't full of QTs

forgot to put on clips so when I dropped the weights when I was done one of them rolled off and broke the instructors ankle.

the plate dispenser was broken as shit anyway for years so I guess it's not a huge issue

>>39992222
Them quads....
>didn't haave a monthly membership, so I paid like 10 pesos each time
>forgot my towel too many times
>dick of a owner didn't let me in

>>39992222
I've never been kicked out of a gym.

>>39992222
>Banging weights too loudly doing hack squats.
>Banging machine weights too loudly doing leg extentions

>>39992222
Kinda dryhumped a woman who needed a spot on the deadlift.
It wasn't really my fault.
The ass was fat and she perfectly hotdogged my dick.
Her girlfriend was the gym manager and she and basically half of the people in that part of the gym saw us basically fucking so...you know how that goes.

>>39992291
>>forgot my towel too many times
fuck gyms. thats why they hire people

everyone works out like a little. pussy bitch

>>39992333
>Spot on deadlift
Heh?

>>39992222
what? i've never got kicked out of gyms, once i was deadlifting, dropped the weights, it hit a rack and it dropped 10lbs that rolled into a mirror, the only thing that happened is that i apologised, asked if i needed to buy another mirror, the manager told it was fine, shit happens and i went home like nothing happened

>>39992442
I KNOW RIGHT!?

>>39992222
>>39992333

checked

>Took creeper pic of hottie
>Posted it on misc
>Some cheeky miscer noticed the gym
>Cheeky miscer found a face pic of me in another thread
>Cheeky miscer contacted the gym and showed them

Gym owner and the staff were all there waiting for me when I went to the gym, nearly got jumped, ran out by a bunch of white knights.

I had just paid 6 months into my membership..........cut my losses and bought a home gym, been lifting at home ever since.

It was literally the only creeper pic ive ever done, and I got absolutely rekt. Never again, learned my lesson.

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>>39992558
hahahahhahaha please god let this be true

>>39992558
Post pic of the sloot

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>>39992333
>spot on the deadlift
>Her girlfriend
>you know how that goes

>>39992558
post
the
pic

>>39992582
Unfortunately it is. Oh well, it made me bite the bullet and set-up a gym at home. Long-term investment. I do miss the "social" aspect of the gym though.

>>39992592
It's long gone. Deleted the thread before it became un-deleteable (thank fuck). This was awhile ago now, I think back in 2013 or so.

>>39992308
i dont get this

isnt that why you go? someone told. me. i was. deadlifting too loud

>go to gym close by me
>it's not a bad place, kinda small, but nobody bothers you
>owners wife is always at the gym, either working out, or doing gym owner shit
>she is qt latina, husband is huge roid head asshole
>start talking to qt cuz she's always there, just being sociable on my part
>qt starts to flirt with me a little, i flirt back
>roid husband notices and makes a few comments about it to let me know he knows
>qt latina keeps flirting with me, one day tells me how awful roid husband is
>oh shit nigga it's on
>fuck qt latina for a few months, she gets all clingy and shit, wants to run away with me to get away from roid man
>lol wut, i don't think so baby
>qt latina tells roid man what we been up to
>roid man comes to my house to confront me (small town)
>roid man literally rips off shirt and is roid raging at my front door
>during roid rage, I sucker punch him
>roid man looks stunned, starts to cry about his qt latina wife, how bad he's been to her etc.
>roid man hangs out for a while, we work it all out
>still go to gym to this day
>didn't get kicked out but still funny
>i fuck her every once in a blue moon with roid mans consent

>>39992558

Damage is already done, you can post the pic.

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>>39992676

>and then I woke up
>tipped my fedora
>m'lday

>>39992696
I dont have it lol. This was literally back in 2013.

Even if I posted it, you guys would just reply with a bunch of "BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTT" because it was literally one of those kind of ones.

>>39992222
>Be me
>Realise my life is going no where
>Accidently come across a PUA thread on 4chan and start training hard
>Pick up girls using my FACE FRAME HEIGHT and social skills
>They often try to sneak, first letter of every line, when they think I wont notice

>>39992676
Wow, really?

>>39992718
No.

>>39992716
This is like a SIR comic in a meme arrows format

I fucking worked there bro..
>Be 18y/o almost chad lifeguard at local YMCA
>I'm pretty good at my job, always ace the test/moc rescues (notice, enter, rescue in -15 seconds)
>one day in middle of summer, 100+ kids in the pool
>see one wee tyke get bumped off the edge and slip into bottom of pool
>rescue that lil slugger
>non response
>that means he hit hit head on way in
>shit that means water in lungs
>start cpr
>even use mask
>pool is getting emptied
>parents freaking out grabbing me
>shove dad and mom
>they fall over over (im trying to save their goddam kids life)
>kid gags and coughs water, then promptly vomits, 5 minutes later firedpt arrives
>lil Thuggo gives me a big hug

rescue review etc, one week later the branch manager pulls me into office

"After multiple complaints of you assaulting the parents of (lil tyke) and performing cpr without consent of the parents, we will have to terminate your employement"

>>39992718
i'd post a pic but all i could put up is shit from insta and I don't need any shit

>>39992558
>posting a photo to the internet ever

>>39992789
>go to their house
>sneak into their bathroom when the boy is taking a bath
>drown the kid
>wait for parents to check the Kid taking the bath
>When they come in, you just sit there, look in their eyes, the dead child floating around in the bathtub
>cpr undone, hope you enjoy the dead child
Do it

>>39992820
Yeah I was retarded, learned my lesson

>>39992866
dubs confirms you must do this

>>39992789

I've lifeguarded for three years, I doubt this story is true. For one, you legally dont need consent when the victim is unconcious (even if it is a child) it's called implied consent. And what parents wouldn't be grateful that you performed cpr on their child? What the fuck?

If it is true, it's probably because if was a YMCA

>>39992222
I pet this lady's service dog. She said "excuse me would you please not? He is a service dog."
I said "he came up to me. Besides, it's not even a trained service dog. What's he for?

"That's not the point! You don't pet someone's dog without permission. He is my emotional therapy dog."

"Emotional therapy! Haha! What's he do lick your snatch?"

Then I was asked to leave. I got her kicked out of the gym too though.

>>39992866
I chuckled
But really, like what the fuck is wrong with people?
Fortunately the manager was 100% on my side so I wasn't permaflagged and got my membership back a year later.

>>39992952
worth it

>>39992952
>bringing emotional service animals into the gym
people like this piss me off, they act like the animal is allowed in the same places as an actual service animal and get all pissy if you point out that they are in fact not

>I got her kicked out of the gym too though
good

>>39992558
This is the funniest shit ever.Misc is for fags anyway.Some of them are cool tho