*blocks your path* how fukt are you?

>>39985759
He seems like a nice fellow

>lol manlet gtfo out my way
At least that's what I would say if I wasn't 5'7"

>>3998575
I'm 245 lbs and 8% body fat
I can curl 2pl8
The fuck is that DYEL gonna do

Keep moving forward. He's been back pedaling for years.

>>39985759
I'd ask him nicely to move. Seems like a nice dude.

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>I vus abducteed by thee aliens, joe

>>39985759
>Yes i am an archaeologists, show me your bone

>>39985759
fight my heart out. he looks like a fighter so i guess my best bet is to see which one of us has the stronger heart. a lot of underdogs have won that way

ask if I can feel his abs and then say no homo

>>39985759
It's GSP, I'd just say excuse me

>>39985901
the amount of heart you have would just be the amount of time you can take an ass whoopin.

Hey GSP, we found a way to test saliva for HGH use.


.......Georges?

'ctrl + f "Gun"'
real?

He may have muscles but I can always rely on my submissive instincts

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>>39985935
my boy is all natty bruh

>>39985926
well yes, but also to fight back. throwing punches is exhausting and i have a very thick skull and am a huge guy so if i could take a bunch of punches from anyone until theyre worn out i could fuck them up. assuming they dont land a good one on me

Everyone here would be dead if gsp wanted them to be. But he's a super nice dude. He'd probably move and apologize

>>39986001
You do know who that is right? Former UFC champion George St Pierre. You'll get fucked, as would everyone in this thread. Hearts great and all, but it doesn't make you any better of a fighter, just a better scrapper.

>>39985759
That leaf can't handle my rake

If that's GSP I'm very fucked

>>39986490
>>39985759

Did you make this thread because your dick gets hard at the thought of this guy fucking you?

>>39985759

i'd fight him, but he would win by split decision

>>39985901
bait

>>39985951
didn't that shit go away after a while though

I remember he was super roided out at one point but he stopped and I thought the roid gut subsided as well

>>39986565
why even post if you're going to write shit like that, anon.

just fucking why.

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let me pass mongrel i got lifts to do

>>39987468
post feet

>>39985759
been doing jiujitsu and kickboxing for about 3 years id definitely be able to defend myself, put the whooping on him that idk about but def possible.

>>39985759
I walk past him.

>>39986001

You just described Homer Simpson, from that boxing episode.
Either you're massivly overestimating yourself or you should take up boxing and be the pound for pound best fighter in the world.

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>>39985759
Move it pipsqueak

>>39985759
> take of pants and boxers
> start acting like a chimpanzee on panic mode

>>39986001

Throwing punches is exhausting if you're throwing haymakers and clothelines like the average WSHH fuccboi.

Anyone with a bit of striking practice can optimise energy usage and strike with good technique for a good 15-30 mins.

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>>39987567
leave stipe to me
>m'lady

>>39987591
Thats a rare pierre you got there bud

>>39985759
I step over him

>>39985759
>there are aliens chasing me, Georges! we have to go now!

>>39985759
Outta_my_way_twink.png

me

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>>39987611