Defending yourself

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>>39980938

I escape in a cloud of Body Fortress.

>>39980938
>heh
>nice muscles kid
>but what can you do with it?
>*unzips kitana

>he's fast!

>>39980989
>always that one faggot who posts guns unironically

>>39980938
able to fight back? yes
would I? no

you may raid my glutes

is that prometheus?

>>39981033
:bang:
Now he's dead

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>ZAAAAAA
>WAAARUDO
>*pic related*
>MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

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>>39980938
Why his legs look big and comically small at the same time? Angle? Lighting?

I feign weakness and wait for him to pounce, and then just before he strikes, I'll tactically GOMAD shit all over his dick

>>39981622
I second this question.

>>39981622
Big glutes n thighs, small calves.

>>39981276
>living in commie countries
Have fun letting jamal rape your wife you cuck.

Wrestle him to the floor and start humping his abs.

ITT we lie,
to be honest who would defend theirselves

>>39981622
small calves + manlet

>>39981622
Found the dyel.

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>>39981617
>yare yare daze

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>>39980938
Of course I'd be able to fight back!
What do you think I am? A h-ho-homosexual?

>>39981622
>>39981665
if you think those thighs are big then neck yourself

>>39980938
more like roid-retard is striking again

get good at life little padawan

Kick him in the calves so he topples over

>>39980938
I guess I'm getting my glutes raided. Oh no.