Question for confident people, how do you buy condoms without

I highly doubt the old Filipino lady cares what you're buying. You're never going to see her again anyway.

>>39979152
I'm thinking about driving 30 minutes out of town and buying them

>>39979129
How many people do you figure are fuckin, at any given time of day?
How many of those same people buy condoms?

Point being, cashiers see tonnes of people buying condoms, just cause you don't often doesn't mean it's even the first time they are seeing it that day. It's a completely normal thing for them, they couldn't care less about it.

Now go out there, buy some rubbers, and dick that girl down for us. Your our only hope.

Why won't you just go to a self checkout store?

>>39979202
>Point being, cashiers see tonnes of people buying condoms, just cause you don't often doesn't mean it's even the first time they are seeing it that day. It's a completely normal thing for them, they couldn't care less about it.

pretty much this

if you're still feeling like a pussy go to a night club and use the vending machine, but thats the easy way out

>>39979129
You can buy Plan B with no problem but you're too embarrassed to buy condoms? Just go pick up a pack along with some other basic things and check out. No one will care.

Also, condom depot is your friend:
http://www.condomdepot.com/

>>39979189
he means the filipino prostitute you're having sex with

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>not using a fake name, prepaid credit card, VPN and Amazon drone delivery to buy condoms

It's like you want the entire world to know you use your penis.