any professional strippers here? I would like to quit graphic

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0 job benifits aka health care, 401k, vacation time, sick days, nun of dat shit. Worked at a ladies club made around 200 a night then tried a gay bar made almost 2500 in 4 days. Had to sit on dudes laps and shit. Would tell them im straight and would buy me drinks and give me money cuz i was forbidden fruit to them and they wanted a bite. Wouls say no get harassed and had to be escorted to my car every night by bouncer so i wouldnt get jumped and pissed on by faggs. DESU its like a crack game, once you're in its hard to get out, start buying shit you dont need waste money to fast meaning you gotta work more. Get harassed more. Save up be humble and get out when you can but wouldnt recommend it as a career. But what do i know right??

>>39978970

sounds like a good gig, just don't ever eat or drink anything at all while on the job, or anywhere near it.

Do you have to know how to dance prior to receiving the position or will someone teach you? I have the face and body to be a stripper but not the coordination, grace or dance skills

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>>39978970
my ex girlfriend was a stripper
She first started to work there to pay off her mom's loan for her college, then she dropped out.
started to like-hate her job. by accident got dragged into a BDSM relationship with a client, started to hate her job.
met me, became housewive material
after half a year of working as a stripper and being a housewive for me she quit our family life and went full retardo back into the gig full time again
claims that she does it again to support her family in Kiev
i call bullshit, she got hooked on it and i know she a hoe inside and wants to be treat like an object

Fuck you Alex for ruining my life

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>>39979081
chocolate city told me that it's all about the fantasy exp. for male strippers
as long as you hip thrust and crawl like a snake in a lumberjack outfit you're safe and you don't have to dance

>>39978364

Post graphic work.
You probably suck if you consider becoming a stripper instead of designing.

t. ArtDirector with 10 years agency expierience.

Do twinks make money at gay bars?
I look 17 and I've been told that my ass is interstellar on certain image boards

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>>39979184
art director here too.
i need a break from ad work because i am sick of agencies over the past 10 years

>>39979157
What kind of retard do you have to be to date a stripper? Jesus Christ.

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>>39979257
well it all began when i was coming home from my part time job as a bartender at a local hipster bar
met her on the bus, we hit it off pretty quick

>>39979157
>became housewive material

Nah, my fellow white negro, that is not how it goes.
A hoe stays a hoe.

>>39979157

found the cuck

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>>39979275
this.
fucking this.
i thought i hit the jackpot
she be wild in the bed and a great house cleaner
but i payed the price, it was an emotional rollercoaster with daddy issues
i'd still get back with her if it was possible
fantastic ass and funny

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>>39979289
how insecure do you have to be to claim this?
a job is a job

>>39979315
>a job is a job

sure thing buddy.
If you fuck a stripper thats fine for me, but making a stripper your gf and saying she became "housewife material" confirms you as a cuck.

>>39979157
How does one accidentally enter a BDSM relationship?

>family in Kiev

Nevermind.

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>>39979527
i think you start by dating that person and suddenly the sex getting wierder and wierder

>>39979217

I have a few friends that have worked at gay clubs as shot boys/bartenders. They make really good tips. However they are also /fit/ as fuck. Some of the dancers that work there are straight. People don't care.

>>39978364
Am also thinking about becoming a male stripper... maybe as a side thing but I don't think there's any male strip clubs around... is there such things as a coed club?

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>>39979157
Fucking moron.

You can't turn a hoe into a housewife. Blacks have been saying that for decades, you should have listened.

>>39979560
Actually there are. This is a sex buis. It is like vr porn without the porn

>>39979257
I even went further, we lived together

>>39978364
hold up nigga thats the plan thank you.

>>39979157
Literally tried turning a ho into a housewife

You brought it on yourself m8, like riding a bicycle and shoving a stick in the spokes

>>39979553
Neat. I'm less worried about people caring whether or not I'm straight and more worried about whether or not 100% twink mode is actually desirable in those settings. Seems like the popular depiction for the job is very muscled and masculine

>>39981147
Yeah, but zyzz was a stripper and he's almost the exact opposit of masculine.

The actual job description is having a nice body and not being too threatening. Maybe even be a total faggot because it means no chance of "I regret it now" type rape charges.

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Is this even nearly good enough to be a male stripper or something?
My face is young and androgynous

>>39982509
I think so.

>>39982509
I certainly wouldn't pay to see this.

>>39982509
No

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>>39982509
Post pussy

>>39982509
I've known some absolutely out of shape and unattractive male strippers - however, they danced in total shitholes full of down-and-out gay drug users. I'm sure you'd find work, the question is the quality of the establishment.

>>39978364
i was for 6 months as a straight stripper on a gay bar, earned a lot of money, most of the dudes there know their places and never did shit and tipped me really well, but i was greedy and i needed to stop because i sucked a dick for $500,00 so i felt as gay as i could and stopped, i'm kinda homophobic nowadays, i also bought a car (ford focus) and a decent apartment (still paying but i paid for most of it stripping and grinding on gay guys)

>>39983166
How much did you made in 6 months

>>39982682
>>39983082
>>39983132
Good
Thanks for removing that possibility from my head
That line of thinking leads nowhere good very quickly

>>39983217
i made about 55k, saved most of it and had some savings too, my focus is a 2014 one with good mileage, got it for 10k, the rest went for my apartment, i also ate for free one meal at the club, so i saved a fucking lot back then

>>39982509
you'd need to live near fetish clubs. Regular gay bars want ripped chads or muscular daddies (sometimes you can get away with a less than stellar physique if your dick is at least 4 inches fully soft. Optimally you will have at least a 7 inch chub). you can make bank as a good trap though if you know where to find clients

>>39983315
Are you jacked as fuck? I'm skinny/boy-ish I'd strip for 9k/month not gonna lie bruh.

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Can a bulky man with a beard make it as a stripper or do i have to be either ottermode or a curlbro to do it. Also i am a shit dancer

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Do i need to have a constant boner while i preform?

>>39979561
B-but wyclef sean

>>39983386
yeah, you just have to stick to bear bars/clubs. also being tall +masculine sounding is a bit more important for this one than regular male stripping.

What are good/profitable states for a male (straight) stripper to work in? I'm thinking Florida?

>>39983756
Tennessee seems pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFIwcA--l8Q

>>39983756
its less by state than by city

>>39983979
Could you name or list them for me please I'm running outta money bruh

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What's more profitable? Being a straight male escort or a stripper?

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>job is shit, need money to survive
> consider becoming a male stripper
> need to cut about 79 lbs
> too poor to afford gym
> consider becoming a club manager
> can't because the only job offer is at exgf club
> will live in poverty for the rest of my life

>>39979157

> Can't turn a hoe into a housewife

This is common knowledge, Anon.

>>39984036
where do you live