best gymbro stories

>>39972916
Did u make it anon?

I'm happy for you :3

>>39972928
my gymbro saved my life

>>39972916
Don't lose him brah

>>39972962
he moved for work :(

>>39972916
how do I become the one on the right

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he wanted to fuck you annon? Are you blind?

>>39972916
inb4 hes in love with u and compensates the crippling pain of unrequited love by showering u with his love and attention.

>>39972916
A true alpha inspires and helps others up.
Now it's your turn.

Never noticed how photoshopped this picture was until I looked closer, now I can't quit laughing at it.

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>>39972916
>convince friend to start lifting
>goes well for 2 weeks
>stops responding to any gym related texts
>"it's just not for me man I don't want to get to big"
>find another friend to bring to the gym
>same thing happens
>meet qt who used to lift
>"we should work out sometime anon :)"
>start lifting for a few weeks
>"sorry can't lift this week have too much homework"
I like lifting alone better anyways. I always end up fucking around and feeling like I accomplished nothing when I go with anyone.

>>39972916
Today my gymbro and I ran a mile in 10 minutes. We're both about 250lbs and 6 foot tall. Haven't ran in months. Feels good.

You're crushing your chance at a good social life.

>>39972979
Being born with genetics that aren't pure trash would be a start.

>>39972979
Start roiding approximately your junior year of high school, stop once you become a college athlete, lose a ton of weight and become a twink. Source: I went to high school with him, this is one of the Vinci twins

>>39974265
Nigga probably has the test level of a 52 year old woman now.

>>39974314
not if you keep pinning brah

>>39974342
Then he'll end up with the test level of a corpse.
Meaning none.

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>>39974451
So shall we all, brother.

>>39972916
I hate going to the gym with anyone. I want to focus and get in and out of there as quickly as possible. Makes it easy to keep the ego out of it, too.

>>39974265
No fucking way he roided for that. You have a pic of him at his biggest?

>>39973339
This. I've brought friends but they also want to try random machines and I feel bad if I say no too many times, so I end up not doing my own workout.

>>39972916
my gymbro
>ex MMA
>able to do the splits
>gives honest advice to roiders
>can squat 4 pl8s but focuses on cardio
>the most non judgemental person i've ever met
>can't dress for shit but still looks amazing in clothes which would have been popular 20 years ago
>thicc beard genetics
>could probably kill me with 1 kick
>collects guns and cars
>in his twenties but has the wisdom of an old sage

>>39972916
relate to this so hard
>was total fuccboi 9/10th grade
>skinny boy
>class clown (masked insecurities via sense of humor obvs)
>stopped hanging out with old squad since they all became drug addicts, went to jail, suicided, etc.
>met some bros that introduced me to weight lifting
>8 months later
>out lift both of them
>score super cute gf
>become double varsity athlete (lacrosse/wrestling at 195lb)
>still hilarious but not to hide insecurities
>land babes
>love my fuckin bros <3

that was a few years ago, still reapin the benefits