Cheating /frauds/ generally

FIRST

>>39972810
>PROVE ME WRONG!
No need to, I never said it doesn't look good. Just not my style. I'm a bear, I need more facial hair. That even crudely rhymes.

the only body hair I seem to grow that isn't blonde, short, soft, and invisible is on my nipples. I get long ass black and curly hairs ONLY on my nips.

I shave that shit off with a quickness.

My arms are actually insanely hairy, but it's all blonde hair so it looks like nothing's even there even irl until you look closely.

Fuck it. Ripped mode > Husbando mode, fight me.

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>>39972864
As someone who used to buzz my head constantly and switched to a legit longer hairstyle that I need to get trimmed every two weeks. You will look way better with an actual haircut and get WAY more attention from guys and girls alike.
>>39972844
>been bald by choice for like a decade now, and with the amount of gear I run I doubt there would even grow anything anymore if I stopped shaving lmao
I feel you. I am trying hard to keep my hair because it is kinda epic.
I used to use Finasteride but have since switched to pumpkin seed oil and saw palmetto oil + nizoral shampoo.

>>39972892
... bwahahaha

>>39972905
I get all the attention I need from my partner and he doesn't give a shit about my haircut, but you do have a point.

>>39972905
How has masT's meme hair routine panned out for you fags? Any improvements or no?

Seems like it's been a couple months now

>>39972905
>any kind of hair growth regimen let alone fina
Nay. You don't understand. I had pattern baldness like your drunk uncle at age 20 already, and age and roids have only worsened it. I would literally look like a 15th century monk if I grew it out for as much as half an inch m8

>>39972926
I have my own but it's somewhat similar, got not overwhelming but noticeable results, yeah. 7 months and counting.

>>39972939
post it pls

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>>39972919
Do you have the gay?
Stay safe anon.
Never met a homo that doesn't have aids =/
>>39972926
>How has masT's meme hair routine panned out for you fags? Any improvements or no?
>Seems like it's been a couple months now
It's been 1.5 months since the switch from 1mg fina/day to 10g PSO + 1.5g saw palmetto oil + ketoconazole shampoo twice a week. I actually think my hair is thicker/healthier since the switch to the natty routine.
I still withhold final judgment until I run a real blast.
>>39972929
>You don't understand. I had pattern baldness like your drunk uncle at age 20 already, and age and roids have only worsened it.
I am curious how pso+saw+ketoconazole shampoo would benefit you.

>>39972959
almond castor peppermint pumpkin seed oils applied to scalp, PSO also taken orally (caps and pure oil), saw palmetto, scalp exercises, massaging head before and after scalp exercises. no shampoos (keto or otherwise) cause they reeeeaaaally fuck up my skin for some reason

>>39972973
>Do you have the gay?
Yep.
>Stay safe anon.
I will. Commited relationship, both tested thoroughly before first lewd stuff.
>Never met a homo that doesn't have aids =/
Go fuck yourself... for making me chuckle.

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>>39972926
>>39972929
>>39972939
>>39972959
>>39973032
I also plan to test this routine I saw posted a few days ago. I don't remember who to credit but it sounds solid.

Gentlemen, grab a drink, I will lay down some wisdom now. My sister is a certified specialist in some cosmetics bullshit I forgot the name of because I am not a metrosexual faggot, but I just hit her up about the topic and she sent me the recipe she tells her clients for this kind of hair growth approach.

This is for one dose to be used once, you can prepare it for up to a week in advance (stored in a sealed container in the fridge) then it will go icky.

2 tablespoons coconut oil (general GOAT for scalp health)
2 tablespoons almond oil (something to do with sebum control)
2 tablespoons pumpkin seed oil (need I even explain that one)
1 tablespoon castor oil (for that sweet PGE2)
1 teaspoon rosemary extract or a small handful of dried herb if you cannot get any (blood circulation to the scalp)
1 generous dash of cayenne pepper (see above)
1 tablespoon of finely minced fresh garlic, optimally blended (blood circulation, also nukes germs)

Weigh all that shit into a bowl, now for every 25g of oil you add six to eight drops of 100% undiluted peppermint oil (PGE2 bae), mentioning this cause if you want to make more you need to do the math.

Stir until roughly homogenous, let warm up until no longer fridge-cool to the touch (do not actively heat except maybe three seconds in the microwave if you are such a busy person), lather your scalp and optionally face in that shit and massage it in. Let stay either 45min. to an hour or optimally overnight. Wash out with one to three (it somewhat sticks) rinses of very mild baby shampoo.

Optionally ingest an arbitrary quantity of all the oils mentioned save for castor and peppermint twice a day to soothe your impatient autism lmao

>>39972973
>I am curious how pso+saw+ketoconazole shampoo would benefit you.
I am not. I like the bald style and I take enough supplements and other shit already, no need to add any meme magic beans to the stack rofl

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>>39973054
Glad to see people use it (was me who posted it back then). AMA in case you have questions, I literally have my sis on discord right now in case you need additional info.

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>>39973046
>Never met a homo that doesn't have aids =/
>Go fuck yourself... for making me chuckle.
I'm serious dude. I don't hate on anybody but homos are really really degenerate.
I have NEVER met a homo that didn't have AIDS.
PERIOD.
God bless and good luck anon.
>>39973060
How does being bald effect your ability to pick up girls?

>>39973094
>/fraud/ trip
>calls others degenerate
I swear to God m8

In all honesty, I am AIDS free and plan to remain that. What else can I say.

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>>39973087
>Glad to see people use it (was me who posted it back then). AMA in case you have questions, I literally have my sis on discord right now in case you need additional info.
What does she think about scalp exercises?
>>39973102
>In all honesty, I am AIDS free and plan to remain that. What else can I say.
Keep it real and stay safe.
I wish you the best.

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>>39973094
>ability to pick up girls
The sound you just heard? Thousands of panties dropping in unison kek.
Nah it's not that wild but I pull decent amounts of pussy I must say. Being 6'5 bearmode daddy-complex-soothing-incarnate does help too.
>pic also related

>>39973131
thanks m8. me being a faggot leaves more poon for you so it's a win-win aye

>>39973131
>scalp exercises
The whole principle of bloodflow to the scalp is sound and reasonable. How much of an impact they have all in all depends on the person but doing them surely never hurt anybody. The same can be achieved with other ways though (re: stuff that increases bloodflow like for example the garlic in the recipe) but she does not advise against it. Also training your scalp muscles might be related to very minor facial gains, even, although that part is coming from me not her haha

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>>39973139
>Being 6'5 bearmode daddy-complex-soothing-incarnate does help too.

fuck you stilts, now you're cutting into my target demographics

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>>39973139
>The sound you just heard? Thousands of panties dropping in unison
LMAO I wish.
>Being 6'5 bearmode daddy-complex-soothing-incarnate does help too.
Ahhh I wish I was tall. I would probably be unstoppable.
>>39973151
>thanks m8. me being a faggot leaves more poon for you so it's a win-win aye
Lol ya true. Poon is easy to be honest. Too easy.
It's gross.
I'm sure fag asshole is even easier.
Quite frightening...
>>39973172
Does your sister want to bear my heirs?

>>39973182
I'm yuropoor and specifically target girls 19-22, if neither applies to you we should be golden.

>>39973195
>I'm sure fag asshole is even easier.
Only for the stereotypical club druggie crowd. "Normal" gays are actually quite uptight about all that. That in mind, both me and my partner met as part of the stereotypical club druggie crowd so AW YISS. We settled and are Modern Family levels of boring now though.

does anyone else get laid all the goddamn time, but only by 6-7s?

I literally only roid to get the 9-10s of this world

one day I will

>>39973195
Not being tall makes you humble. You would be too cocky for us to witness in a sound mind if you weren't so tiny :^)

>>39973195
She has already done the heir bearing for someone and seems quite content with it. Sorry man. I have another you might like but she's kind of a cunt and a hambeast lmao

>>39973248
>does anyone else get laid all the goddamn time
yes
>but only by 6-7s?
never mind

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>>39973240
Just be careful breh. There are some super shitty/shady people in the gay male community.
I have seen it first hand.
>>39973248
>does anyone else get laid all the goddamn time, but only by 6-7s?
>I literally only roid to get the 9-10s of this world
>one day I will
I juice to hit the 9s and 10s. I am only a 7ish physically without gear.
>>39973253
>humble
ALWAYS be humble. You are NOTHING until you PROVE otherwise.
>>39973266
>she's kind of a cunt and a hambeast
Yaaaa I'm good...

>>39973291
>that guy who thinks he's banging 9s but is really banging 4s
hey bimbo

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>all these people who have never balded a bit putting all this shit on their hair in hopes of getting women

Bunch of primadona betas

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>>39973302
>hey bimbo
I think bimbo's girl is a solid 9 minus the tattoos. Great genetics.
>>39973313
Fix your hair jerry! Nothing is stopping you!

>>39973302
not even bimbo but I kek'd

also I'm comfortable with what I lay thank you very much

>>39973334
Whatever fag
>not balding
>takes big dose of fina just in case

>>39973299
>I have seen it first hand
pray tell. cap gay stories would make my night

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>finally got my bitcoin today after dealing with coinbase being fuckwits for over a week
>emailed the source in the afternoon
>no response yet
I'm sure he'll respond in the morning, but I'm still disappointed. I'll order the syringes and stuff on Amazon to make myself feel better.

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>>39973354
>Whatever fag
I just want to help you jerry... =(
>>39973356
>pray tell. cap gay stories would make my night
LMAO. I have never had a gay experience but I dated a girl who had a gay dad and I used to have a business partner who was gay.
Both super cool dudes.
Both had the AIDS.
I can't even begin to imagine the internal struggle they went through. I would probably a hero.
>>39973385
Localbitcoins.com

>>39973410
>a hero
LEAVE

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>>39973334
>I think bimbo's girl is a solid 9 minus the tattoos. Great genetics.
this is why I never believe anyone rating girls they bang on 4chan

you all have awful fuckin standards

>>39973385
Speaking of syringes and stuff, any recommendations on syringes and needles? Or does it not really matter, so long as they're the right size?

Is there any trick to using your physique to get nudes? I'm almost convinced it's impossible to get nudes from girls these days..fucking impossible

>>39973410
Shame. To curb your /pol/mongering a bit, of the roughly 30-35 gay people I know, only two are HIV positive and none of them has actual AIDS.

Stop reading about infection fetish parties on Vice media, it doesn't work like that.

>>39973438
terumo or bd

21-23g for drawing
25-28g 1"/1.5" for injecting

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>>39973437
I bang a 10

>>39973410
Buy me a chinese loli

>>39973437
>clicking that pic at that resolution while lurking on a TV hooked up as monitor
I should not have done that jesus christ

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>>39973452
Thanks, homie.
Tempted to go for those needles being sold by "Thailand", to be honest. Gives me a chuckle.

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>>39973356
>gay stories
I guess to elaborate a bit on the way to fucking my girl at the time I walked in on dudes with aids fucking each other bare back MULTIPLE times.
Nothing super traumatizing or weird besides the lying about STDs between the men.
Liars DISGUST me.
>>39973431
>a hero
>LEAVE
Shut up I'm drunk and spellchecker etc...
>>39973437
>this is why I never believe anyone rating girls they bang on 4chan
>you all have awful fuckin standards
LMAO
That's a bad pic. She is hot. I've seen lots of pics and nudes and she is a 10/10 besides her absolutely garbage personality.
>>39973450
>To curb your /pol/mongering a bit, of the roughly 30-35 gay people I know, only two are HIV positive and none of them has actual AIDS.
I do browse pol frequently but I am not basing my opinions on that.
I live in Orlando FL aka one of the biggest fag cities in the US. I know A LOT of homos and have no beef with any of them.
I mean it when I say it that I don't know ANY homos who don't have HIV.
>>39973455
>Buy me a chinese loli
I am trying!

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>>39973512
>flat, no curves ugly resting bitch face spic

>>39973512
>Orlando FL
Oh dear. Been there, and to San Fran a couple times. Some of the guys are even too gay for me. Sickening levels of stereotypical flaming homos. Yes I am aware being gay and hating a certain type of gays is kind of like being a self-loathing jew but I do not care haha

>>39973582
would hatefuck then forget about

>>39973582
>dat dude's dudes
forget about the 6/10 spic but the TV screen gets me every time

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>>39973582

>> Doing steroids for this.

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>>39973611
no explanation

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>>39973631
you would think she has some good pics but she really doesn't

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>>39973582
LMAO. Don't hate breh. She is sexy AF and has great genetics but she is a raging cunt.
Also I am not really down with azn girls or black girls. I will stick to my mostly white and occasionally Hispanic girls.
>>39973585
Orlando is legit. It's a cool town for sure.
>>39973611
>>39973631
>>39973641
So much hate!
We love EVERYONE here!

>>39973631
maybe not that bad I gue... >>39973641
haha nope never mind

wow i imagined bimbo's ex as.... idk, hot?

>>39973671
She has a handful of somewhat flattering pics, but yeah, curb your enthusiasm.

>>39973641
So do you have her personal blog?

>>39973690
I wish I was dating larry david

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>>39973790
wat

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>>39973054
in sticking with the hair theme

>>39973094
>how does being bald effect your ability to pick up girls

while I'm not totally bald i feel that I can chime in a bit here

it doesn't, simple as that. Most of them really, genuinely, do not care. There's 99 other factors they could find more important first.

>>39973671
she's not bad, just below Bimbo's standards imo

then again, everyone has a preference when it comes to women, I tend not to judge people for that

>>39973913
>pic
Haven't seen that one in a while. While too autistic in detail and obsession for me, there is countless evidence (both online and in parts anecdotal from people I know) that it works, yup.

>look at face in the mirror intensely for the first time since I started dbol 4 weeks ago
HOLY FUCK

what happened to my beautiful face, I LOOK FAT AS SHIT

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>>39973996
It's like living a day in my life

welcome to the club anon, now grow an ungodly amount of disgusting body hair, shrink, and lose the hair on your head

and have a patchy shit beard

there you go, just like me

>tfw at least I have a dig bick

>>39973993
yeah I'd actually rather go bald than do all of that shit daily t b h

but if some are desperate enough...

>>39973511
Why the fuck is it so hard to find non-blunt needles for sale on Amazon that aren't going to take a year and a half to ship from eastern Asia?

>>39974020
Well some of the things they list are good for health and qol in any case, but alas, too much of a good thing is still too much.

>>39974032
cause drugs are bad mkay

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>>39973913
I saved your pic
>it doesn't, simple as that. Most of them really, genuinely, do not care. There's 99 other factors they could find more important first.
They care more about confidence and stability right?

>>39974076
:\
Can I buy them in stores or something?

>>39974196
>confidence and stability

Stability being the big one here, actually. Assuming you mean it in an overall 'high level' application of stability to every aspect of life. Job, mental/emotional, familial relationships, friendships, personal goals, hobbies, etc. then yes, exactly that.

But it also is incredibly important in the sense that you function as a provider. Not in a capitalistic (heh) sense but in the sense that you can be stable as someone for them to come to with issues, whether that be some mundane daily occurrence (e.g. "stacy was SUCH A BITCH at work today) or something more deep seeded emotionally, women just love a sense of being able to run back to someone.

Probably the best way I can explain it is to, if you can't find a way to genuinely care (in which case you should question your relationship(s) with that person/those people) then at the very least fake like you do and be confident that you have a solution for every situation as it pertains to issues they may face.

Confidence is really secondary to almost anything, it gives you an 'in' but doesn't give you a support structure. Anyone can be a loud, eccentric fucking moron and attract attention. Confidence and extrovert-ism have nothing to do with it if you don't apply those principles broadly to other situations and mental/emotional states.

whew that was deeper than I wanted to go lad

>>39974245
Around here pharmacies give them out for free if you look like a druggie. Might be different where you are.

>>39974245
in some states you can. Here in WV you "can" buy them without a prescription, but it feels sketchy/ pharmacists dont really want to sell them. upside is they are cheap here, I think I paid like $1.18 for 10

>>39974245
Yeah but they're cheaper online and it's a lot less awkward. Try gpz med. I can't remember the name of the other site I use.

Mods: nothing illegal about medical supplies so pls no bannerino

>>39974251
To think an insufferable goof like you could muster up such a post has me question a few things. Bravo.

Can someone post dnp protocol infographic?

>>39974308
>tail plugs

hnnnnng my weakness, if I had the graphic I'd post it for you

>>39974288
I'm not as big of an idiot as I put on at times, it's just a matter of adjusting my content to fit the 'crowd' so-to-speak

>>39974329
>pretending to be an idiot because of trip fan service
lmao life imitates art

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>>39974340
>life imitates art

So occasionally I read something about how low dose test can "correct" your natural testosterone levels...
Does this mean that my test levels will be essentially given a "jump start" and from then on operate at the correct level?
I never really understood that bit.

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>>39974251
>Confidence and extrovert-ism have nothing to do with it
youre right its all about big dicks and money

>>39974368
>man-hating

that's a bit of a stretch but I'll accept it

>all about big dicks and money

Men with an unlimited pool of money will always try to have larger dicks, men with larger dicks will always try to attain more money or a false sense of 'richness.'

Only when you realize that both are worthless goals can you transcend the weakness that women loathe and become, as masT puts it

a TRUE ALPHA MALE

when I die of LVH at 35 put that on my gravestone

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I wonder if they'll give out tickets to Trump's impeachment.

>>39974422
well obviously doing anything for women is a waste

thats why 2d will always be superior
they have purity worth building a relationship on

>>39974363
theres some theories about test rising to the average. I dunno if I believe em but thats the theory

>>39974615
you cant impeach the first russian president

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>>39974615

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>>39974308
Someone pls respond

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>>39974654

>>39974740
>"Trump just got inaugurated, here's how Bernie can still win"

bros. i keep hearing mixed reviews. do I need clomid and nolva for a basic 2 compound cycle? or is nolva (with ai handy throughout cycle) enough for any possible sides during PCT

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Noob post coming through.

Teach me how to do a couple of test-e cycles without permanently fucking up my hormones / becoming dependent on gear.

Is it even worth it or do you lose whatever gains you make while on gear?

Literally just throw some links at me. Thank.

>>39974944
Seconded

Damn brehs Obama's speech was pretty amazing. Malia's pretty cute too desu.

>>39974020
>tfw at least I have a dig bick
right

>>39974284
Looks sweet. How long does shipping normally take? I'm only in town until like Monday, and I don't want to ship it here and not be around when it arrives.

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>>39975143
GPZ ships from Florida so if you're close it'd be quick. Allegro medical usually delivers to me within a day and they ship from VA.

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What pins should I buy for delts/pecs lads

>>39975209
1"

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>>39973693
Yeah

>>39973671
one of his exs is
also he fucked laura

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Looks like MasT has been dethroned guys.

Beaten by 150 lbs. Sad, sad, and by a natty too. I am really disappointed, I used to think MasT was a big guy and was really impressed with his physique

Uh, side note, Vitamin D report, after a few weeks of use. I feel no difference in fact I am actually feeling much worse than before.

My mood, attitude, and happiness has gone from 10/10 to maybe 7/10, however, I suspect external factors are to blame, not the vitamin D.

I will try to fix the shitty mentality, guys, we all gonna make it.

Also,

Body hair = shit tier.

I shaved myself compeltly, went from much hairier than catpiss to hairfree, I lost like 5 lbs of fat and gained 5 lbs of muscle in 10 minutes.

>>39969097

http://motherboard.vice.com/read/we-talked-to-a-professional-cuck-about-the-alt-right

>we [with wife] never do humiliation scenes together just because it has the risk of becoming too personal.

>when someone calls you a pathetic small dick loser, you know it's an act. It's not the way they feel, there's not that anger and hatred going on there.

>Yes, in certain scenarios the husband is very weak. In others, he's in the power position

So, for him, its just a performance. He doesn't actually do it with his wife because obviously it can be extremely hurtful, a feeling normal people have from this, and thus he has the rule.

Yet for other couples its totally fine and the husband can be in the power position lmao. So not even a 'professional' cuck actually does real cuckolding with his wife because it'll probably hurt, become personal (no shit) and cause issues.

These fucking people, holy shit.

>>39975222
25g or can I go smaller? Only pinning 0.3cc

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>>39974615

only if they have chappelle's r kelley impersonation embossed on them in gold

>>39974929

100mcg triptorelin dosed just once when you'd normally start pct after the couple weeks to allow for ester clearance, ta-da no fucked up igf-1 and fucked eyesight and fucked sadbrains

>>39974944
>>39975019

I'm not running a goddamn spoonfeeding daycare you floppy fucking arby's looking clapped out cunts, go read r/steroids/wiki then throw out like 2/3rds of it because it's retarded, and use that as a basis for actually doing your own goddamn research

>>39975209
>>39975486

5/8ths 27g or maybe 29s

>>39975426
what does this mean by this

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>>39975426
fuck off dude

you made the best trip on this entire board leave

>>39975236

Aww.. she's not too bad. That first picture was just a bad one. If she's got a good personality, she's fine.

Maybe bimbo really is gay...

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In a bit of a dilemma boys

>acquired gf
>known her since we were both little
>perfect wife material
>shy family farm girl
>doesn't club, barely drinks, not much in the way of social media
>never had a proper bf before
>virgin, never touched a willy before me
>have really lovely sex, take v plates
>cooks me food
>texts me cute things

There's just one problemo

>thinks giving/getting head is weird
>doesn't really enjoy me going down
>not really an issue because she comes fairly easily from normie sex
>absolutely does not want to give head
>tried explaining why she should at least give it a go
>does so for maybe two minutes then never again
>says her older sister waited TWO YEARS before trying it and has only done it twice in her life (is 24)

What do I do dudes

I really enjoy the suck

>>39974245
gpz med labs, takes like 2-3 days. pick the combo /bundle whatever. 100 needles + 100 needles attatched to a syringe and a box of alcohol pads.

>>39975641
just go for it. If everything else is wife tier you can give up head. If you get divorced you can go get plenty of head when your kids are asleep

>>39975257
>also he fucked laura
that was ATIWAB

>>39973790
This, so hard.

>>39975635
I honestly think she's kinda cute, but her personality is far from good.

>>39975646
>2-3 days
Not bad, though I would have to pay $15 shipping. I didn't know about that combo, I'll check it out.

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>>39975696

What wrong with her personality? I'm only in /fraud/ threads every couple of days. I need one of those little magazines they sell at the grocery store that gets you all caught up on the drama from the last weeks soap operas.

thoughts on this cycle for cutting would be doing a keto diet for max dryness
test-e @ 300mg/wk wk 1-10
mast-e @ 500mg/wk wk 1-10
maybe some var after wk 5 but im on the fence on this one
2 wks after last pin would be standard pct
nolva 40/40/20/20
clomid 100/100/50/50

>>39975725
Sociopath who takes out her vicious mood swings on bimbo by pulling shit that would end lesser relationships in a heart beat if the poor Viking wasn't addicted to her like mead.

Pinned quads with a 21 gauge 1.5 cc of test e last night. Fuck my leg hurts right now can't wait to order some 25 gauges.

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>>39975783

Aw. Poor bimbo. I guess my e2 is out of check because I actually feel bad for him.

>>39975725
Eh, she's just a raging cunt. Treats him like shit all the time. But he's hooked like a heroin addict.

>>39975601

No, I didn't make him leave... he made a conscious choice to leave.

I even said to him 'Hey man, you been here longer, if it's me or you posting here, you post, you got more knowledge on steroids and bodybuilding, just stay here I'll leave'

All that after how rude he was to me for no reason. And he still won't post?

Clearly he is busy or something or has a new GF or he took that third job at GNC.

I waited and waited for him to post but nope, so might as well shitpost.

I'll post like 1 x a day until he decides what the fuck he's doing, if he wants to come back, I won't post period.

Everyone here likes to act like I'm so horrible but I don't really do anything bad do I?

ANyways swolen, I thought you would like this thread.

>>39973852

This seems the stuff you like. I'm really happy to hear your glands are better man, I knew you would be happy and healthy! take care.

>swolen too busy having orgies with 10/10 swimsuit models to shitpost

I liked him better with the glands though at least he POSTED

Yes yes yes my var is real
Had the most sickening pumps in my calves and vastus medialis
Been targeting those
Summer cut gonna be great

>>39975826
Did he died when he squeezed all the stuff out of his glands?

>>39975826

some1 go text him this and then he will have zero excuses for not posting here

all he has to do is post 1 time with trip and I won't post here. that's it.

no one is gonan say that I am the reason why he doesnt post here. no one.

PS: If you guys were smarter you would make that /autistic natty dyel/ general from last night and contain all the retards like me like I was trying to do

>>39975674
They both did.

>>39975883
There was an autistic natty dyel gen? Why wasn't I invited?

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Everywhere I go I find the best doctors. Got a script for 90 10mg lisinopril/hctz and 90 10mg singulair after a 5 min appointment. Looks like tren/EQ blast just got extended 3 months.

What are some other useful roid drugs (not actual aas or ais, but like, general health shit) that I should stock up on/would be useful to have on hand from this pushover doc?

My insurance pays for all of it, paid $4 for what I got today so I'm looking to take this guy for as much of everything as I can. Going back in two weeks for more blood work.

>>39975236
Gimme a hint if you aren't going to post it

>>39976210
Not sure how you can afford insurance with your atrocious health background. Mom and dad?

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Pinned 30 mins ago. Frontloaded some UGL for /fraud/ cruise now that I'm off the meme pharma TRT.

Though, felt some oil on the outside of the syringe by the time I was done and the needle felt looser than when I put it on. First time that ever happened - weird.

>>39975436
Yeah, that's kinda what I meant >>39969489 here when I said:

>we're trying way too hard to "overcome" or "overwrite" our natural responses to these sorts of social norms that people are revolting against because they feel like they're too codified.

The actor knows what the typical response is and doesn't feel the need to "overcome" the response in his personal life, and in a way respects the response and doesn't want to bring it into his life, but feels it important to empower others to do so.

I'm okay with relativism when it comes to social issues but this is just a bit ridiculous. I don't know anymore though. The only reason he has work is because there's obviously a demand, so maybe it's okay?

>>39975641
Whatever you do don't fuck this up just because you won't get mouth juices on your knob from this good woman who saved her virginity for you and may become the mother of your children one day.

Pic related is for you.

>>39976264
Kek all my insurance did was ask
1. Do you smoke?
2. Do you drink?
No tests required. I pay 10$ for test

>>39976264
Lmao it amazes me how some people don't know how awesome being poor is. Government pays for everything. I still get food stamps from the Midwest despite working full time on the east coast.

>>39975883
>>39975826
incredibly annoying. can you put your trip back on so you're filtered?
i don't know why you act like /fraud/ is your personal blog

>>39975641
Keep making her cum and she'll come around. Last year I met a girl who was just breaking up with her first and only boyfriend of 8 years (total loser, high school sweethearts and all that...) I was the second person she ever fucked and she was so shy and afraid of doing everything wrong.

Just show her how awesome being sexually adventurous is. You need to be comfortable (at least act comfortable of you're not) for her to be comfortable. After a month of making her cum hard in various ways she was asking to be put in soft restraints and have her mouth fucked.

This is basic whore creation 101. Get her off and make it fun. Sex is a social situation, it's supposed to be fun.

>>39975641
>>39976210
>>39976475
And thank you for the idea of getting pharma cialis. More drug suggestions pls.

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Lol is this chick racist af? Should I still fuck if she is?

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>>39976897
marriage material

>>39973450

I dont have anything against gays but just because someone doesnt agree with you doesnt make tem a right wing supernazi

the pol boogeyman isnt behind every post you dont like

>>39973582

The fact she lets a black guy touch her says everything we need to know

she is trash tier regardless of looks

>>39976897

racist girls are the best for LTRs

Liberal girls are best for meaningless cumdumps

WU-TANG

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>>39976897
She seems good to me.

Starting first cycle in a few days
Week 1-12 500mg test / 5 day
Week 1-3 dbol
Will be cutting at 200g protein and <2000kcal/day
What can I expect from this cycle?
180cm 83kg 3 year lifting
Will be using nolva after cycle

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>>39976897
put a baby in her

MAGA

Is Naps still legit?

>>39977535
You know what

yeah

Why does fraud not have it's own telegram/discord??

Hello, I was thinking of doing
Tren Ace 300/wk
Test E 300/wk
Anavar 25mg/day
I've only ever done test cycles, is this a good tren cycle to start? Also, how often do I pin Ace sorry for noob questions, bles forgib

>>39977389
>cutting with dbol
>cutting at 83kg/180cm
>cutting at a 1000 calorie deficit

do some basic research on lifting and diet first

>>39977599
Yeah thats a good intro to tren. Tren ace needs to be pinned every day.

I just ordered 100 caps from dinitro in order to lose weight.

Basically I used to be skinnyfat (6 foot 1, 155 lbs), however last year I was put on a shit ton of anti psychotics, anti depressants and anti anxiety drugs which ballooned my weight up to 210lbs. I want to get rid of that weight and hopefully lower my body fat percentage too.

Im planing on doing 250mg for 4 days to see if everything is alright. If it is, I'll up it to 500mg and keep that going until I run out of the pills.

I also have the standard stuff. Multivitamins, water soluble electrolyte packets (some people mention some V8 drink for that, but we don't have that here. Is V8 basically just tomato juice?), vit C, vit E, fish oil omega 3 caps and NAC.

I'm planing on keeping my calorie intake below 1000 (hopefully below 800).

Thoughts?

>>39978098
Your plan sounds reasonable enough. Although I didn't do the math on 500/day @ 100 caps (idk what Dinitro's is dosed at anyway) just make sure you aren't on it for any longer than 4 weeks at MOST, recommend 3.

If you find 500 to be too harsh don't be afraid to drop back down to 250. Coming from the guy who popped 1g daily for a little over a week (still didn't go full FL tho) just cruise it out at a comfortable pace, don't murder yourself because it only makes the entire process more of a pain in the ass

>>39978141
>idk what Dinitro's is dosed at anyway
250mg
>just make sure you aren't on it for any longer than 4 weeks at MOST
Is it because it accumulates inside of your body or is there some other reason? Asking since I've seen some people go for more than a month using DNP

>>39978183
it's due to prolonged usage having an increased chance at causing peripheral neuropathy iirc, there's no issue with accumulation over that period of time or desensitization

if you need to run it that long, I recommend doing DNP for 3 on/4off (weeks) and then on the off weeks adding in ECA if you haven't already.

>>39978189
I'd love to do an ECA stack, but I can't get anything other than pseudoephedrine in some flu medicine here, and I don't know where to buy ephedrine that'll ship to my country.

>>39975774
>skip the var if you haven't already bought it
>holy shit less clomid

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>>39975826
PLEASE CEASE TO EXIST IMMEDIATELY YOU OBNOXIOUS BANE ON ANYTHING GOOD IN THE WORLD FUCKING HELL JUST KILL YOURSELF ALREADY

I'm not even mad, I just really loathe you.

>>39977077
Don't tell me you took my post seriously. I accuse people of being /pol/acks for the darndest shit. Heck, I post there myself just for the lols.

what bf% is acceptable in order to start a test cycle?

>>39978375
I usually advise sub-12%, up to 16% should be fine though (anything over 15% has a chance to make sides and pct more of a hassle but it's not as bad as some make it out to be).

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>>39978437
>>39978375

>not doing it like some redditors who run 600/wk at 25-28%bf to cut and tone up
>making it
choose 1

>>39978437
I was gonna start roiding but some cucks ITT told me I'd grow bitchtits and shit because I'm builtfat.

Is there a way to lose weight so can start my test cycle other than DNP and the natty way?

>>39978450
fuck is wk

>>39978472
newfag
>>>/r/steroids

>>39978457
Not same anon but builtfat isn't too much of an issue (19-20% and strongman myself, inb4 flamewar), you just have to pay way more attention to pct and such. If you're shooting for dem aesthetics and just builtfat cause you never cut seriously, any radical weight loss diet like keto or PSMF should do the trick. Pay attention to your diet when you hop on and maintain after though, most newfriends bounce back to higher bf% if they do it this way.

>>39978472
... /wk = per week? Idiot.

>>39978485
>>39978493
wait a minute are you unironic redditors? what the fuck is this autistic shit

>>39978450
KEK reminds me of one, not sure if reddit or another site. 800 tren/500 test/fistful of winny at like 29%. Never saw "after" pics though, would have given the armchair scientist in me a boner.

>>39978501
leave

>>39978450
>>39978504
What would the results be?

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>>39978501
>r/steroids wiki is unofficial /fraud/ sticky even though most of the userbase are humongous faggots
>r/sst is actually a reliable way not to have to buy bunk stuff from the biggest meathead in your local gym
>for purely scientific info reddit is actually quite sound as long as you ignore most of the users

HURR DURR PLEBBIT MUH SECRET CLUBHOUSE

I fucked my back on the shoulder press machine back on monday and it's been hurting like hell ever since. I can barely look down and getting up and sitting on chairs is really painful.

I've been taking some painkillers but I don't really know what else to do. Already missed two gym days because of it so I'm getting all depressed again.

Help?

>>39978540
First one: brutal sides and less efficiency, can be dealt with but 300+ >roiding for this posts incoming
Second one: I don't even wanna know.

>>39978472
>>39978501
dude please just FUCK OFF

>>39978501
go back to /b/ and play anonymoose there

>>39978543
but the website is too fucking autistic im in /r/steroids atm and theres just random fucking shit like ask anything threads

where is the info?

>>39978569
>lurks 4chan
>reddit is too autistic

reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/index
r/sst

now fuck off

>>39978548
See a doc (good riddance if uninsured murrican), I almost threw out my back once and made it worse by thinking the magic of roid recovery can make me power through it.

>>39978588
kill yourself you autistic fucking reddit autist
and he has the nerve to insult this website too lmfao

little nigger

>>39978548
where is the pain? like, exactly? near spine?

any tingling/weakness in your arms/legs?

how old are you?
do you take steroids? which ones?

>>39978603
You're trying too hard now son. Just stop.

>>39978603
please use a name so i can filter you

>>39978603
I said it once, I'll say it again: go back to /b/ you edgy son of a bitch

>>39978623
>>39978617
>>39978612
suck my cock you samefagging autistic sjw lefty limpwristed faggot

get the fuck back to your shitty website

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>>39978630
Keep going, this is more entertaining than I thought it would be.

Is it okay to take accutane during a cycle to counter the ance, lads?

>>39978642

Yes, my dermo said low dose like 20mg is fine.

>>39978603

Just stop.

>>39978642
anything below 25mg should be fine. effectivity also depends on what you stack but it's not really a big deal.

>>39978607
Right in the base of the spine. Also my neck hurts if i try to look down, probably because it involves movement in that muscle group.

I don't feel any weakness. Only the sharp pain when I move that particular part of my body.

I'm 25. I only take vitamins and protein powder, nothing else.

>>39978804
see a doc. best case scenario pinched nerve, worst case scenario stephen hawking mode if left untreated

idk what the fuck i am going to do when my family starts dying off. like how the fuck am i going to pretend to give a fuck when i am holding back insane laughter and shit

>>39978844
you twisted fucking psychopath

>>39978804
give it 1-2 days, then go see a doctor if it persists.
did it come on suddenly or gradually?

sounds like nothing too serious. probably just muscle pain.

Mom found my syringes and now thinks i inject heroin. What do i do

>>39978869
Come to think of it, it just showed up. I went to the gym, came back, took a shower, had lunch and then all of a sudden BONEITIS.

>>39978873
reported for underage

>>39978844

I've said this before and I'll say it again, you need some fucking therapy mate.

>>39978935
Im 18 fuckoff

>>39975497


source of girll?

>>39978856
>>39978967
"oh muh fuggin god muh mom hates me she only loves muh sister im gonna cut that bitch out from muh life for fuckin good this time im at my limits end oh muh fuckin god"
>2 days later messaging her on facebook about stupid shit like nothing happened
>repeat every 2 weeks

>>39979048
you sound like a cuck 2bh

>>39979110
>visit grandparents house
>inhale fermented bird shit fumes that are seeping out from every crevice imaginable (it even goes inside furniture and shits behind the drawers )
>get badly sick for a few days every time without fail
cucked

>>39973657
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>>39978873
Well either she thinks you inject heroin or roids, you decide.

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>>39979412
Did you teach her how to squat?

>>39979540
he doesn't want to say roids because he is dyel as fuck and if he says it then she will cringe and kill herself

>lost bet and had to ask a random girl out
>turned out it was a super hot chick
>my friends cockblocked me because she heard and saw them giggling and watching me ask her out
>come back, apologize and explain to her what happened and find out she's German
>tell her I'm German on my dad's side and my great grandpa moved here from Darmstadt, but language died out (should've given her the sob story about how it was illegal to speak german in public but I didn't)
>going to hot springs with friends (guys and girls that live in her dorm), not sure if I should invite her or if I should have one of the girls that live next door to her invite her

how was your night /fraud/

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Tillerson is getting shafted hardcore by Rubio.

>>39979412

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>>39979555
>mom I shoot heroin
"oh my poor son, let us get you to a rehab clinic and turn your life around for the better, I trust in you that you can do it with the help of God"

>mom I roid
"omfg hahaha >roiding for this bwahahahaha kill yourself dyel faggot LOL"

You decide.

>>39979603
>not sure if I should invite her or if I should have one of the girls that live next door to her invite her

don't be a beta just go ask her you mong

>how was your night /fraud/

brewed up some mast e this morning that I'll be adding in place of EQ to my stack, also upping the deca dosage so I'll be running 450test/350deca (maybe 400)/200 mast

gonna try to drop my AI completely and stick to using mast in place of it, I only use 1-2mg of asin every few days anyway, so shouldn't be a big deal

>>39979540
>>39979555
>>39979627
>roids or heroin
not
>muh b12 vitamins mom!

come on

>>39979603
>tfw fucking tall blonde German chicks on the regular
Then again, I live like 20mins. away from the border lel

>>39979638
>gonna try to drop my AI completely and stick to using mast in place of it
GENIUS

>>39979627
why did i kek so hard at this

REMINDER:
=-=-=-=-=-=
Real men don't use -- or NEED -- steroids.

>>39979659
Assuming sarcasm, it theoretically offers quite a few benefits. Ridding myself of the harshness of AI's unless absolutely necessary (obviously going to keep it on hand regardless) on top of the lowered SHBG affinity. That alone makes the transition worth it, again, in theory. Some people can manage it and some can't, it just depends on the person. I don't aromatize massively, so hopefully it'll help

the rest of my hair, on the other hand...

>>39979673
>220 posts in
step it up, you're getting slower by the day

>>39979678
Not really sarcasm, more something along the lines of "this might actually work if you naturally aromatize jack shit and have no regards whatsoever for your hair", yeah. I tried to and it ruined me, but pls report back if it works out for you.

>>39979603
were you the one in that self improvement thread saying that you want to learn german

>>39979412
>>39979620
those are the best

I get really happy every time I get one of those

>tfw you can't post them because they're all in French

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>>39979695
will let you know how it goes in a few weeks laddie

hopefully masT's meme stack for hair is enough to save what I have left, otherwise it's time for regrowth protocol

>>39979651
commie, hollandfag, swiss, french?

>>39979708
kankermongool

>>39979678
you are already fucking balding like fuck, why the hell would you ever even think that masteron is a good idea

>>39979718
nais. loved rotterdam back in the day.

>>39979701
yeah, I said I want to learn Japanese and German and "didn't know which to start first."

I currently know more Japanese than German but I know more German speakers irl than Japanese speakers. But with /a/ and /int/ it's a little more favored for Jap reading-wise.

>>39979720
because I don't care if it all goes anyway, I mean it's gonna go in the future, doesn't really matter if it does now.

desu being bald isn't bad, doesn't really matter. It's that awkward in between phase where you're balding like fuck and have 50% of your hair that looks goddamn ridiculous

>>39979727
Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten.

>>39979678
Dangerous game. Theres a very particular sweet spot where this works but I remember a doctor talking about how adding mast can actually bump up estrogen within a certain range. I'm butchering it but it was kinetic biochem shit basically its possible that enough mast binds to androgens receptors so that there is more unbound test that can bump into aromatase enzymes. At low doses, theres more than enough receptors to go around, but at a certain dose among certain guys with a certain amount of receptors mast will bump more test off receptors that then become aromatized than the amount of estrogen it "nullifies" at the estrogen receptors. Someone tell me why I'm wrong on this but thats what the doc was saying. Is he right, idk. He might have looked at some bloodwork on guys on mast and seen higher estro and assumed that was the case, but we know that mast's anti estrogen properties aren't due to inhibition of aromatization but through decreased estrogen-induced RNA transcription. We've got evidence of the latter not the former. Regardless, at higher doses of test that mast isn't gonna do shit for you. Too much estrogen and enough of it is bound to illicit estrogen responses at the receptor.

>>39979790
Likely correct, there's a disconnect point of effectiveness between the correlation of test/mast or even proviron or other SHBG affecting compounds for that matter. But that's kinda why I'm doing it, to try and dial in that happy range where it works for my body. Test isn't erroneously high (only 450 currently) so I'll be adding mast in 100mg increments (after the initial 200mg) every 2 weeks or so after I assess the effects, until I find said happy medium.

Should I use an AI throughout my first cycle?
Going to pin 500mg/wk test-e for 12 weeks.
I find alot of different opinions on this.

>>39979790
increased shbg > more test to be used from the normal dose > more test to aromatize > increased e2

it makes sense that it could counteract the slight anti estro effects

>>39979826
The context of the conversation was therapeutic doses. So no word on supraphysiological mast or test doses. Thats where guinea pigs like you come in friend.

do you guys use proxys when ordering emailing ugl labs. i want to place an order but im afraid. alrdy on TRT from doc i just wanted to pin a bit of ugl as well.
how should i talk in my email? introduce myself? i know it sounds autistic but i want to make a good impression and not look like too much of a scrub.
i said something like "Hello, I was reading the weekly TA and heard good things about you! I wanted to place an order of 3 vials Test C 250mg/ml 10ml. and 5mg of lady var. who do i send the money gram to.

( personal information)

name

adress

state and zip.

i know i look autistic but i want to be well mannered.

>>39979833
I hear tits are really popular this time of year

you could even go bra shopping with your mom

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>>39979412
>>39979706
>tfw big guy

>>39979882
Subject: Anything not roid related like Girl Scout Cookies Review
I'd like to place an order.
Order:
list your shit
I'd like to pay in moneygram.
Thanks.

Then you should get payment instructions and you reply with shipping details. I would use bitcoin though much easier.

>>39978844
Hey! How are your glands doing? I saw when you squeezed them out but I haven't seen anything since then. Are they still small? Are you still going to sue the dicks off of all the doctors?

>>39979900
why is your lady friend a memer

>>39979738
that's not very nice

>>39979903
I have not the slightest clue on Bitcoins and do to into them. if a kind anon can mentor me id really appreciate it. maybe send me an email? but i will for my next purchase. i just wanted to have some ugl on hand for when my doc takes away my 240 test c after he sees how elevated my blood work is in 3 weeks. I just started trt last week. but i want to cruise on 1200 serum lvl at least, so i figured id pin ugl on the side then stop when my blood panels are coming close.
Thank you very much for the format.

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>>39979848
While sound, this comes down to personal aromatization levels. I've seen people turn into whiny twats with heaving bosoms from half what CP uses, but also used more myself and was fine.

>>39979878
God bless guinea pig trips. Wondering how it will turn out for him too.

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>>39979922
Darf ich deine Titten tatschen
Eier an das Kinn dir klatschen
dich in deinen Popo ficken
und in deine Nippel zwicken.

German love poem you could use. Goethe or Schiller iirc, I'm rusty in that regard.

>>39979900
>Be 8x6
>GF loves my cock and constantly praises me
>Afraid that if we break up she will want BBC
>Even though we aren't together I'd be embarrassed by it

Us /bigdickdaddys/ have insecurities too ya know

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>>39979956
You realize it's be pretty damn hard for her to find a bigger dick then what you have right? The BBC is a meme, you'd realize it if you spend any time in a locker room.

>>39980022
the BBC meme is actually propagated mostly because of locker rooms

Africans have bigger flaccid penises (but the same when erect) due to some hot environment thing, I forgot the exact details

>>39979727
>>yeah, I said I want to learn Japanese and German
back to /pol/ with your anime and virginity

>>39980051
>tfw small as fuck flacid dick but its 7 inches erect

Have any of you guys or do any of you guys take ostarine?

>>39980066
fuck iktf brah

literally like 3 fucking inches soft but once we take the one way trip to bonertown I'm a fair 7.5x5.75

>>39979935
I'll make sure to update you guys with how it goes

>>39980124
Thats not even small, what are you on about

Why even live

>>39980022
I know that, you know that, but most girls aren't looking up penis statistics to know who has the bigger weiner on average.

Besides that, black weiners are so sensationalized that a 5 inch black dick might still be referenced as a BBC

>>39980153
o-oh...

well nevermind me then

>>39980176
all of this BBC talk reminds me of this time in high school I dicked this dyke

her first time taking dick and immediately after she wanted to date me, I turned her down and like three weeks later she was with some black guy because of the bbc meme

has a kid now but left the black guy for a chick, KEK

>in4 I don't know who's cucking who anymore

>>39980205
*whom

>>39978204

what country is it

Hoping I don't get b& for this, but what's the normal response time for sources on sst? I emailed one yesterday and haven't heard back yet.
Feeling neglected desu

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>>39980453
fucking weeb filters

>>39980453
Depends, some take up to three days for me, although seldom.

>>39980453
this
i just emailed one today still no reply.
Hope i dont get banned either. it's not actual Source discussion

where do you guys get syringes that have a drawing and shooting needle?

>>39980497
Around here pharmacies give them out to junkies for free. Alternatively just order wherever online you may find acceptable prices.

>>39980453
mine replies within a couple of hours tops

but relax, I remember you, you messaged him at like midnight or something yesterday. it's been barely 12 hours, 8 of which he probably spent sleeping

>>39980124
i don't even think mine is 3 inches soft lol, it looks like a literal micropenis when it's flacid. i don't know how the hell something like this happens

>>39980527
Nah, I messaged him in mid afternoon. I asked here later at night, though.
I'm just impatient right now. I was hoping to have everything sorted before leaving town on Monday, but I guess I'll have to wait.

Why won't bimbo post?

Gee, it's almost like I wasn't the reason he left the general.

>went to doctor
>doctor says my bumps are ingrown hair follicles not warts
>get home
>start popping them
>little yellow rocks pop out when I squeeze hard enough
>NO MORE """WARTS"""

AHAHAHA.

STD FREE GUYS?!?!?!?

Gonna get a test to see if I actually even have genital herpes, maybe just oral/"coldsore".

LIFE=GOOD

>>39980629
>Gee, it's almost like I wasn't the reason he left the general.
You're still here, he is not. Do the math.

>>39980530
Cialis 5mg ED

>>39980629
from now on we will always both pop our problems away

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ITT: icky shit popping general

this might sound offensive to some of the prissy princesses among you but i do not care about what sort of bile and pus you press out of your body, neither facial glands nor grimy shaft warts.

>>39980652
>>39980651
My point exactly.

>>39980629
leave

>>39980658
>>39980652
>>39980651
>>39980629
samefag

>>39980638

>all bimbo needs to do is post 1 time and I will go

Why won't anyone txt him that? He has a new gf or a new job and he's too busy to post and he is scapegoating me

I am fine to just read the general for tips on hair and skin care and shit I don't NEED to post.

If I want to talk to NatT I can talk to him in cbt

All he has to do is post 'alex im posting here go away'

ANd he won't. Gee, it's almost like he stopped posting because he was busy?

I'm sick of bimbo's shit, acting like I'm SO terrible, and then acting like my autism is somehow preventing him from posting here.

He legit got a new girlfriend and he's spending time with her and his last passive agressive action before he took a break from posting was 'haha I'm leaving because alex is SO horrible'

he has a vendetta against me and all I do to him is say I think he's handsome and hope he fixes his situation with his ex because he can do better

makes no sense to me

Reminder: >>39975826

>>39980673
you are so autistic it is beyond belief
leave

>>39980673
>He legit got a new girlfriend
10 minutes later
>"guys i bought my "roommmate" a strap on and my roommate fucked me in the ass with it. also i want to impregnate my roommate in public"

>>39972773
Is it okay to inject quads 9 times a week if you're using less than .3ML per injection? I'd rotate around different sites on the quad.

>>39980629
you never stopped fucking posting you ape

you have at least ten posts in both threads since he left

>>39980673
i see new posts and i hope it an actual steron related post but its just your faggy self pumping air into your head as usual.

>>39980664

SWOLEN! How are you doing? Glands feel good?

Glad to see you around!

I dunno if you saw the thread, I didn't wanna post anything rude to him, but it's more a remidner of 'look how dumb people here are'

>>39973852

>start bulking at 15% bf I bet
>'dirty bulk'
>photos of budwesier, like 1000 cans
>1 year bulk

'20% bf'

lololol

It's like a quintessential summary of what to not do, it's perfect

It should be in the sticky.

>>39980715
stop

>>39980725

>I have made great muscle gains, like this is the biggest bulk I've managed to get yet

>>39979678
>the harshness of AI's

What do you mean by this. I feel like aversion to AI is a huge meme here. Asin literally just binds up your aromatase enzymes. Using it to keep your estrogen in range is not going to fuck anything up.

Only reasonable danger in AI use I can think of is crashing your estrogen to the point where your liver function is affected and messes up your lipids.

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Y'all know any at home leg workouts besides bodyweight squats? I'm sick as shit and don't feel like driving to the gym but still want to do some legs.

>>39976897
>Klu Klux Klan clan

>>39980725
angst

>>39980788
>the worst posters on /fraud/ are now banding together
how could this get any worse

>>39980768
sprints, wall squats, pistols

>>39980664
>me quoting my previous post and yours to state that this was exactly what I meant
>samefag accusations as some sort of insult
WELL SOMEONE GET CSI ON THIS SHIT

>>39980701
my filter spazzes out every time I open these threads

>>39980768
Box jumps or something maybe. Or just like repeatedly jump as explosively and as high as possible.

>how to make annoying trips leave
NEVER respond. Any time someone responds remind them NOT to respond.

>>39980715
>linking to the last thread where he made fun of someone
>someone who has as much lifting experience as he does

leave

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>>39980815

>>39980904
>>39980929
>>39980913

RELEVANT

>>39980734
joint/bone/muscle pain

generally just a harsh shock to the endocrine system in having the hormone destroyed, stressful to the body. If it's something that you have to use (and is for most people) do it, it's better to use AI properly than to deal with high/low e2, both are shitty. But for those who can manage not using an AI, it could be pretty beneficial.

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>>39980946
>How are trips "awarded" on this board? I see a lot of people saying that you shouldn't post with a trip until you've "earned it," but how do you know when you've earned it?

>Anybody can trip. That is kind of the issue. /fraud/ alone has two of the biggest most obnoxious autists on all of 4chan as trips just because there is literally no legal way to stop them.

>>39980963
trips should only be used temporarily and within a specific thread in which positive identification is necessary as part of the discussion that's going on

>>39980950
>joint/bone/muscle pain

Do you associate this with AI use per se or with low estrogen? Since I'm on TRT-ish doses I haven't really been using it, so I'll defer to your experience.

Just seems like the issues here would arise from mis-use of the AI, but not when the AI dose is dialed in to the "sweet spot."

>>39980991
>Do you associate this with AI use per so or with low estrogen?

both

obviously low e2 is the extreme side of the spectrum, but on the 'moderate' side just dosing an AI can cause that joint/bone pain, but not as exaggerated in effect. Mostly anecdotal, but even with my e2 dialed in, dosing AI to regularly keep it there causes that pain.

>>39980963
barring the fact one of us is probably posting over there, this is meta as fuck

also that gif ruins me every time. kek'd like an idiot for half a minute

>>39981030
>even with my e2 dialed in, dosing AI to regularly keep it there causes that pain.
Gotcha - wasn't aware that this could happen. Thanks for clarifying!

>>39980950
Taking 6.25mg E3D asin on 600mg test right now. If I don't take it then my nipples get slightly puffy, pretty insignificant

I really need to buy a pill splitter because this shit sucks to cut with a knife

>>39981042
I've had low e2 before and its fucking BRUTAL

the pain is horrific for joints on low e2, I felt like tin man. It's nowhere near as bad when dosing asin, but it's certainly noticeable, and again, stressful on the body.

glad to offer some insight

>>39981030
my estrogen was 52 natty and 161 test.
im a second week into trt 240 test C and i reequested for an AI. i got anastrazole 1mg. he said to take it once a week.
my question is, if i start injecting about 50mg test c UGL on the side will this be enough for my estrogen or will i have to dose twice per week.

>>39981066
Sounds like you could benefit from the mast protocol I'm going to try with low dosages of AI on a moderate dose of test like that, something to look into if it interests you

>>39981073
are you overweight? That's really high estrogen for being that low test. Factors that usually influence estrogen like that being diet, weight, even sleep habits can have a pretty pronounced effect.

I'm not one to ask about anastrazole, I personally only have experience with suicidal AI's (Aromasin) and can't give dosing advice for anything else.

Are you seeing any high estrogen sides or just taking it as a precautionary measure?

I don't believe adding in just 50mg of test would cause you to have to so much as double your dosing, but perhaps split your single dose into 2 smaller ones centered around your pin days

>>39981124
i was about 20-23% bodyfat
been on a hard cut.my stomach is looking less flabby, and my wife says im less bloated but i still got a bit to go. hopefully this test helps a bit.
the TRT doc told me once a week, the pharmacy gal and prescription say twice lol. of course ill be listening to my doc tho.
thanks, yeah i wont be doubling my dosage anytime soon.

just precautionary since i know my bf% isnt that low and i got slight gyno during puberty.

>>39981173
>>39981173
>of course I will ignore proper advice and listen to a doctor spewing shit out of his ass

half of these 'doctors' especially when it comes to TRT are fucking morons. Dose it twice. From my simple understanding, as an AI with the ability to 'rebound' (it temporarily reduces estrogen, and if not tapered going into cessation of use it can cause your estrogen to rebound back) that one week dosing schedule could allow for said rebound to occur, fucking you with high estrogen.

Dose it twice, but at the same total dosage.

>>39981124
I have some mast p sitting around here. Not sure at which dosage it will mask the estrogen symptoms.

Also I want to wait until I'm 10%bf or less for dem mast looks

Shaving for first time since I popped myself

If I'm not back in 10 mins tell my family I hate them

>>39981236
bring pics. srs

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>>39980898

>as much lifting experience

It's obvious from his posting that he doesn't have as much, he has 10 times as much, been at it for years.

I started in September . He says he's been "dirty bulking" since fall.

This is the "biggest bulk" he's put on.

Implying that his physique is the result of god knows how many years? of training.

Which is just concrete absolute 1000% proof that getting obscenely fat and eating a +5000 surplus of budweiser and mcdoubles is not a good stategy.

As if it wasn't obvious enough as is.

But my physique is pretty shitty since I've been starving myself for 4 months.

But look at this dude, after 5 months, he gained 20 pounds, seems like most of it was pretty lean too, look at his physique.

He looks 1000 times better than that guy after YEARS.

Because he bulked by carefully eating +250 diet of oats and chicken breast and rice and brocolli, not drinking budweiser and eating mcdoanalds.

After than 50% bodyfat guy cuts, he will discover

1. He has zero muscle on his frame because of his training methodology(mcdonalds, beer) after years.

2. He will lose like all that muscle cutting for the 1 year+ it will take to lean out from that total disaster

3. Gyno as a result of being that fat.

I never even was THAT fat, I was maybe like 35% bf, and I have pea sized little lumps under my nipples.

He must have tomatoes.

Basically this guy is a good reminder 'Don't do this shit' and it shows from his physique

Eating +5000 a day surplus of chicken tenders and taco bell and getting drunk 24/7 is bad for gains.

>>39981333
your way of typing gives me eye cancer

your general autism gives me cancer regardless

>>39981349

What's not true?

natty BB is a meme, you all remind me nonstop, if you wanna make ANY progress, you need to be careful with diet, careful not to drink too much (I drank 1 time in the 4 months I've been training and show minimal muscle mass a reward of my efforts)

If you are a natty and you drink nonstop and eat trash, you will look like shit, 1000% gaunrentee.

There was this pretty friendly dude, if you see this post, what's up, that was posting about how he went from 113 lbs ---> 165 lbs on roids.

He looks great. Eating taco bell and not watching diet at all.

This is because of steroids, if any natural tries that shit, they will like beyond fucking awful.

This is common sense. Why are you getting so worked up? People should know this.

Retarded naturals think they will look like he does and put on 50 lbs of lean muscle eating at taco bell.

Good luck?