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Fucking hell /fit/, I am in a state of rage
>Doing research on unique cardio workouts
>read that chopping wood is a good workout for the cardio system and the abs
>decide to do it
>buy an axe and some wood
>go to the gym at 2am when I won't be disturbing anyone
>go to one of the empty classrooms
>chop wood for like 30 minutes
>feels fucking amazing, such a good workout
>door opens
>some guy peaks round
>betas out and apologises
>come back the next night and do the same thing
>do it again a few more times
>went to the gym today
>guy from the other night is there
>sees me and goes to talk to some trainers
>they approach, tell me they saw me on camera 'with a machete'
>tell me I am a danger and my membership is cancelled
fuck this shit
People bring skipping ropes and ab wheels to the gym why is an axe different?
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>>39970767
5/10, chuckled.
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Why don't you AXE the niggas who banned you instead of us
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Meh
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>>39970790
You just split my sides
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>>39970767
...you never thought to wrap the axe in a shirt before coming to the gym?
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>>39970875
I kept it in my bag. I didn't want to upset anyone
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why not chop wood in forest like a real man
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>>39970805
Don't try to wedge yourself into this.
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>>39970767
>>39970900
Only vaginas cut wood in the gym
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>>39970900
Birds inhabit that wood
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>>39970896
I think this is bait, but just in case you are for real:
Why the fuck can't you chop wood OUTSIDE the gym?!
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I wood have been inaxeplicably outraged OP
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>>39970941
>2k17
>not having a woodchopping station in the gym
Don't use any of that machine woodsplitter either, free weight axes are better for your stabilisers
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>>39970767
>Cutting in the gym
How much weight did you loss?
Pics plz
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>>39970767
How much wood did you bring into the gym?
And why did it take you 30 minutes to chop it all?
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>>39970941
I don't live near a forest
>>39970997
I bought like 2 bags? I rechopped the chopped wood.
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>>39970790
>>39970805
>>39970904
all these shitty fucking puns fucking kill yourselves
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>>39970790
>>39970805
>>39970904
reddit plebs
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>>39971041
>>39971053
>Having FUN on my watch? Backt o reddit plebs REEE!!!!
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>>39971083
>I'm a huge faggot and I just want to suck dicks ok let me be!!!
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>>39971099
Actually true but irrelevant
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There is no way you are this autistic
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>>39970790
>>39970805
>>39970904
>>39970951
>>39970994
CARLOS!
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>>39971029
>2 bags
>bags
>Already chopped wood
Did you buy fucking Beauty bark?
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>>39971029
well why couldn't you rechop the chopped wood in your backyard or something? you should know that people would freak out seeing a white guy with any sort of weapon in public nowadays
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How much wood would the OP chuck if the OP were allowed to chuck wood?
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>>39970767
tell them you're muslim, problem solved
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>>39971728
I don't have a yard I live in a tiny apartment.
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>>39971728
ye it would be okay if you were black op
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HEY PAUL
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>>39970767
>white boy enters gym with an axe
>expects ppl not to think hes on some mass murder shit
cant tell if ur mad entitled or just stupid
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>>39971041
Well somebody must have felled your mood.
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>>39972449
Don't arbor so much hatred OP, he was just looking out for himself
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>>39970767
>'with a machete'
kek
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