Gym Nickname

mine is

>you usin this?

>>39958815
>Poor Little White Guy

New guy
>I've been going for 5 goddam years
>all because I made friends with all the employees before they had learned my name.

white girl with the thicc

>>39958792
David Duke

Set, like the Egyptian god of chaos and war

People are always coming up to me asking "Are you finished with that, Set?" and "How many more, Set?"

Feels bretty good brehs

They call me

> DDD (Double Digit Dick)
> LD (LongDick™)
> Superior Gene Simmons

These are just off the top of my head

>>39959138
who's "they"?

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>>39958792
>What's your Gym Nickname?

Literally “dude from the shitty part of town“ in my language.

Or shoulder boy.

>>39959157
The people in his home gym

>>39959063
This is gold

>>39958792

Big McLargehuge

If anyone of you fucking faggots look me in the you just forfeit your life.

>>39959157

My Mom

A.K.A >>39959225

>>39959063
lel

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>>39959063
Nice one. Keked audibly

>>39958792
Mr. Músculo

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>>39959138
My crew in high school was called the LD slangers. One of the members of our possee was a rapper and he came up with this little diddy:
>Large Dick slangers bitch get it straight
>we don't measure by the length we measure by the weight.

Also DDD, I think double digit dong would sound better.

I hope you find my critics and suggestions about your big dick acronyms helpful and useful.

Skeletor

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>>39959063
LoL

>>39959225
"T-thanks mom"

Jacques Eskeleto because I have a large bone for you to examine in the locker room

>>39958792
i think it's "god damn" or something because i hear that all the time when i bust out some heavy ass squats and deadlifts.

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Girth McGillicutty.

>>39958792
>buddy

i want to HATCHA someone whenever im referred to as this. makes me feel small even when manlets refer to me with the word

Bloodbeard...
Kinda had a nosebleed while deadlifting and didn't realise for a minute or two...

>>39959063
kek

>hey you, stop rubbing your dick

Wish people would go back to my old nickname

>>39958792
Twilight

Because I had a bad habit of daydreaming in class and went to the gym with friends

Bitchboy Hobbit

>fucking faggot when are you gonna move out

Home gym master race btw

The Swoldier or Intensity

they call me "go go nuts."

They call me Macaulay Bulkin cuz I'm always home alone

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>Little guy
>Baby
>Cutie
>Sweetie
>Move
What did I do to deserve being called pet names by men.
It feels absolutely demeaning and emasculating.

>>39959285
>BIG DICK BANDITS

>>39961737
post boipucc.

The name is "out on your bullshit."

Because when I tell people to leave the squat rack because my dad owns Nintendo and will kick their ass, they always say "I'm calling you 'out on your bullshit.'"

>Swole Mole

Big Guy or Thor.

Its because I'm tall and wear my 30% bodyfat well so no one knows I'm not swole. ALso I have long blonde hair. Luckily in my gym repping 3pl8 squats is the sort of thing people stop and watch in awe.

>>39959255
Mines Butch Deadlift.

>>39961737

That's what you get for bottoming in the sauna

>Legs
>quadzilla
>squatty mcsquatterson
>trex

Can't say I blame them. I got big legs compared to the rest of my body and am always squatting so

My nickname is squat squat deadlift

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>>39958792

I imagine they call me Neverhere

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People don't generally speak to me

I have literally never spoken to anyone at my gym for 4 years

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>>39959063
lmao that was pretty good.

>>39958792
>tfw commercial gym strong
>long hair
>get called tarzan and barbarian

Squating Dyel

>>39958792
gym twink #69
we are not actually 69 twinks
its a title i got for my fellatio technique :)

>>39958792
Cinderfella

I wear these high heels in the gym. Laugh all you want, my calves a fucking jacked

>>39958792
>Speed Freak
I'm always on Adderall and run about 45 minutes on the treadmill at 7:30/mile before doing any lifts.

>>39958950
kek Sam Hyde detected