Tell me /fit/, what do you want?

2 things
>financial independence
>regular sex with multiple women

To find out what I want

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>>39950932
Whats stopping you from getting it?

>>39950944
I mean how hard is it to find out what you want?

>>39950915
Zigga zig ah

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>>39950915
big titty wife, money

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>>39950915
I want to go back to school and finish my degree in Applied Physics.

Not sure what the first step is, though.

>>39951495
>complete college courses for degree
>get degree

>>39950915
I want to be a giant angry dinosaur

>>39951510
Well, the college I attended was on the other side of the country and now I'm on a different coast with a new life. And it's been a few years now. Inertia, ya know?

I have decided which school I want to go to but it's super selective and I'm not sure how to put my best foot forward in applying.

>>39951336
>meet girls with big tits
>talk to them
>get contact information
>talk to them
>get one to like you
>sex
>love and marriage
>get a financial education
>create something of value or invest in something of value

>>39951511
>Get dinosaur suit from store

>>39951524
>apply to school
>If they say yes go to class
>if they say no apply to another school.

Does it really matter how you get the applied physics degree?

To be a virgin again.

>>39951557
>die
>be reborn

>>39951557
Fag

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>>39950915
I want /her/ back :(

>>39951598
>find her
>put her in a bag
>take her to your house
>put her in basement
>chain to wall

>>39950932
Financial Independence
>Get a financial education
>create something of value to society or invest in something of value to society.

Regular sex with multiple women
>find women
>ask them for there contact info
>talk to them about things
>ask about sex
>fuck the ones that say yes

>>39950915
>Run sound for a stadium
>Attractive, faithful housewife to raise my kids
>Be able to provide her, and my children, with everything they need
>Impress my dad

>>39951654
Run sound for a stadium
>find out who manages the local stadium
>ask them if you can manage the sound system there
>if they say no find someone else, and ask the former manager again a few months later.

Attractive, faithful housewife to raise my kids
>Go to a church
>meet girls at church
>ask them about boys and marriage
>see if they are interested in embarking in a God filled marriage with you
>if shes reading her bible on the regular she's likely to follow its values


Be able to provide her, and my children, with everything they need
>Go to college
>finish courses
>get degree in medicine
>get job as doctor

Impress my dad
>Go to college
>finish courses
>get degree in medicine
>get job as doctor

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>>39951613
this

>>39950915
A degree in liberal arts

>>39951741
>Go to college
>finish courses
>get degree in liberal arts

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>>39950915

300 more lbs of cheap weights from Dicks assuming I can fit it in my budget before the sale ends.

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>>39951525
I'm a pretty average guy, I've gotten laid doing the dating thing, but it's purely a question of numbers

"big titty" women are something like 1 in a 100, maybe 200. at least two sigma above the mean. restricting your dating pool to the top 1% means you don't go on very many dates!

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>>39951777
checked

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>>39950915
Achieving something like pic rel and getting an even bigger bf.

To have a working mind.
Oh, and to get a deep throat blowjob till completion from a woman. Yeah yeah dudes beg to do it, but I want an attractive woman who can do it. I'm not even huge, it's just under ten inches if bone press measure.
Ah, and to find a reason not to commit suicide this year.
That'd be great.

>>39951772
>Save money
>buy weights

>>39951777
Your only making excuses, get out there and get those big titties if you really want them.

>>39951800
>keep working out
>find newer and better ways to lift

>>39951802

To have a working mind.
>brain training courses

Oh, and to get a deep throat blowjob till completion from a woman, that is attractive.
>meet attractive girls
>talk to them
>get contact information
>talk to them
>get one to like you that does blowjobs
>deep throat blowjob till completion

Or if you have money you could just get a hooker.

>>39950915
i mean... reinhardt's body would be great... either way

>>39951843
>keep working out
>find newer and better ways to lift

A morally sound society. No degenerate faggots/tranny things walking around. A true free market. A wife who is mentally stable and not one of the ones that think "the grass is always greener". I could name more, but fuck it.

>>39950915
To be happy and fulfilled.

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>>39951851
>A true free market

>>39951851
>A morally sound society.
Create laws and rules that ban anything you find morally unsound, the penalty for breaking these laws is death

>No degenerate faggots/tranny things walking around.
Genocide all degenerate faggots/trannys

>A true free market
Remove all laws from the marketplace.

>>39951859
>To be happy and fulfilled.
Believe that you are happy and fulfilled

>>39951868
Ron Paul 2020
>>39951878
friend

>>39950915
GAINZ

>>39951848
but how will that get me the big daddy Reinhardt dick?

>>39951878
>Remove all laws from the marketplace.
What could possibly go wrong?

>>39951878
>Genocide all degenerate faggots/trannys
>Genocide degenerate
i dont think you know what one of those words means

Happiness is the only thing that matters. And i believe that to achieve that i will need financial stability and a great partner. But hey, if i somehow find lifelong happiness/fulfillment without either of those things, that's cool too

>>39950915
To be like that guy in OP pic, how do I get manly gains and epic battle scar without looking like a edgy fag?

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>>39950915
I want to lose weight and get gainz

>>39951980
go play overwatch, you can literally be that guy

>>39951777
>1 in 100
REAL big tits on a slim waist, yes. "Big tits" on a fatty though, they're everywhere.
Also big titty girls have shit attitudes. They think they're a gift, it's bullshit.

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Honestly I just want something like this, don't need highly visible defined abs, just want a nice overall shape and size that looks good in clothing like suits.

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>>39951994
well obviously big tits on slim waist, who do you think I am

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>>39952010

Or this

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A resolution and the opportunity to cooperate to make it okay.

To die so I don't have to eat anymore

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>>39952013
>that nose

A loving and attractive woman that's eager to slob on my knob on demand, reach sub 10% bodyfat, dream home gym and the financial means to obtain it.

>>39950932
Same plus death metal shows

>>39950915
I demand the finer things in life

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>>39952010
>>39952023
Nice Rectangle

I want a stand like the niggas in JoJo's Bizzare Adventure have. Specifically like the edgy JoJo with a hat. I want to punch shit.

>>39950915
For him to ram his cock down my throat and power bottom for me

A strong character and loyal friends.

>>39952077
>death metal shows as an adult
Severe autism

To be the most important thing to the world

I want to quit chronic depression and I don't want my mom to be stressed about me

>>39950915
Well, I want to get large and muscular. To feel big, and strong and powerful without sacrificing too much endurance or mobility. I want to hone my body like a weapon. I know that sounds gay or whatever but idgaf that is what I really want deep down. It's not the only thing I want, but it's what I want as far as fitness is concerned.

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>Implying I have desires.

Time enough to pursue all of my interests.

>>39950915
A promising career in something I enjoy to do, and pays well.

A good woman and a happy family. The end.

>>39953069
Nice ultimate goals anon

>>39953128

Simple but impossible.

I honestly don't know. I'm not some young kid either, I'm 27.

I could go for some salsa. Chips and salsa would be cool but I think I got like half a bag left so just salsa is fine.

to get my life in order.

5 years of university, 5 years of high school and i've sacrificed many milestones.

im still a virgin, i dont even have my drivers license and i live with my parents.

all for a fucking career.

maybe it gets better, but right now i just want to get my life in order. i want to be fit, i want to get a cute gf, not a hot one, but a passable one who loves me back.

is that too much to ask?

>>39950915
>sub 10% bf
>bigger everything
>work as defence contractor doing infosec
>eventually open my own security company
>not fuck things up with my girl
>not get pushed into kids

>>39950915
a kid with
>her

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All I want is the final collapse of capitalism.

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>>39951785
why does fetal alcohol syndrome and big ol tiddies wind up going together almost 100%?

For God to let me live the life I want, even just once. Give me that and I'll help you with whatever you need out there.

>>39950915
Gains.
A job that is fulfilling, pays well, and isn't a standard 9-5.
A decent apartment in a city that is not chicago (where I currently am.) Right now I think colorado seems really nice and not just because of the weed.
A fit, slightly normie bf that is only a little bit bigger and stronger than me.

>>39951956
Maybe if you respect your elders.

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full communism

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smaller arms pic related

it kind of sucks having to wear long sleeve shirts all the time because I'm too big and I scare people

any tips? consuming around 4100 cals a day right now

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>>39950915

>The ability to do pull-ups, one arm push-ups, and handstand push-ups
>Better predictive time management (e.g. How long will this task really take?)
>Clean house
>Regular sex with an attractive disease free woman that will come from intercourse.

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>>39954816
>>The ability to do pull-ups, one arm push-ups, and handstand push-ups

Santa delivered my 10th pull up this Christmas, Finally a set. Felt damn good. Keep working at it and it will happen

>>39950915
To be happy.

Make a meaningful contribution to the field of physics

Get a bf who likes me for being me, so i dont have to pretend to be cooler than i am like i do currently

My famiy to either fix their shitty relationships with each other or to all die in a quick and painless way that isnt my fault.

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>>39953211
>i want to get a cute gf, not a hot one, but a passable one who loves me back.
Iktf.

>>39950915
to be fit and to start a healthy family of children I can hopefully raise to be better than me.

a nice bonus would be getting into politics maybe.

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>>39950915
i just want to live a long fulfilled life with my future kids being happy with their successful careers and spend my older years in a small farm with my future wife while keeping most of my gains at old age
also i wish my parents would settle their differences and get along already

>>39951048
Sometimes you wander for years, living a meaningless life until you find a goal anon, it's not as easy as one would think


OP l want to make gains and work hard to buy my parents and sister anything they want

>>39950915
Someone to love me.
Or at least not absolutely hate me.

>>39954979
make yourself better, I already hate you and I haven't even met you.

>>39954994
Already at it.

>>39955003
one of the easiest ways to not have people hate you immediatly is to not whine about how everyone hates you.

victim complexes are unnattractive

>>39955035
Don't worry, i whine only on anonymous image boards. So in real life i'm gucci

>>39951336
Damn I want that to! I want them in my face now!

>>39954850
>Get a bf who likes me for being me, so i dont have to pretend to be cooler than i am like i do currently
Stop pretending and you'll probably avoid this

I want to lose 60lbs of BW and increase my total of about 60lbs in the meanwhile. I also want to buy a nice car this spring.

>>39950944
This x1000.

I wanna be comfy

>>39952295
Good luck, anon.

>>39951851
Man i was feeling down but im glad someone else thinks this aswell

A quiet life, not unlike a plant. No great happiness, but no great despair either.

>>39950944
You already know it anon don't look away

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>>39950915
a gf
>tfw no gf

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>>39950915
Tbh reproduction
I'm just looking for a qt female - probably just for fucking at first, but later on, in 5-7 years I want to go stable and get married et.c., have a few children.

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>>39950944
I share this feeling.

happiness
oneitis who live in the other side of the earth

>>39952372
underrated

To pass selection, join a SF team and die a glorious death in battle.

>>39950915
1/2/3/4
qt gf
an inch or two added to my dick
confidence

Get good at painting,financial independance, good job.
Not worried about gains anymore, I realised today I actually enjoy this stuff unlike when I forced myself in the start, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna make it lads, just gotta do well on my exams and then I'm in a great place.

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>for /her/ to like me instead of that autistic, religious DYEL
>alternatively, the DYEL dies

>>39955041
Lol ayy I like you already Gucci

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>>39960243
Ayyyy

>>39950915
A qt virgin gf.

>>39954773
Eat less

more energy and longer days

I want a goal to work for. I'm begrudgingly content.

I have gas in the tank, but no where to drive to.

>>39961234
Yeah dear Santa, that I want as well.
Only goal is to get fit, and with that I'll never be happy.

>>39953211
Holy shit are you me? Minus the career thing.

>>39950915
To look like a god, sculpted to perfection. Too fucking bad I'm 173 cm, so that dream goes to the wind...

>>39952372
Related to my goal.
I desire to have no desires.

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I want my fucking ex gf to stop texting me. I dont want to see her anymore but she still wants to be friends. I thought xmas break she would find someone else but i guess not. should i tell hermit seeing someone else? she is going to freak out

>>39950915

To be happy, my ego gets in the way. Wanting artistic success, having the finest women, being the most attractive, etc.

I think I need ego death.

>>39952050
This without the dying

CATCHPHRASE!

>>39950915
A gf to mend my soul

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>>39950915
Big fat cock in my asspussy

>Get into a prestigious grad school
>Overcome the shame of having been a NEET for a couple years
>Fix the health problems my family members have that I autistically worry about at night
>Get a house big enough for my family and so my mother can move in so she doesn't end up in a nursing home
>Acquire strength and gains
>Marry my gf and have 10+ children

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>>39954302
sorry, this subreddit is heterosexuals only

> get better grades
> make it into dental school
> move
> make my own money
> have my own home
> get a dog
> have a home gym
> teach myself piano
> have a home recording/mixing studio
> find a woman who loves me and I love her
> have healthy children
> work as hard as I can for years and save up
> buy mom her dream house
> buy dad his dream car or motorcycle

more or less

>>39951598

No you dont, there is no girl you cant replace.

Be patient and find a better girl, then love the new one for the days to come and be happy that you found the real "her".

>>39962788
remind me who this bitch is

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>>39962788
>heterosexuals
>reddit

pick one

>>39962788
MUH DICK

>>39962788
> /fit/ heterosexual

Are you lost, son?

>>39951511
SS + GOMAD

>>39951637
Lmao wtf this has to be the most retarded advice ever

>>39954850
Pls be anastasia