How do I get traps like this guy?

>>39948881

are we going to have to look at him AND patton all day every day now?

eat more

>>39948881
do g4p x failure

Be a bald headed queer and suck enough cocks to get into the business

>>39948881
> be alpha 6'5, scotish chad with 10" dick
> bang hottest traps around the world
> decide to do gay shit like suck her dick
fuck that guy

Have a Y chromosome.

>>39948881
does anyone else think he looks like one of those white engineers from prometheus?

>>39948881
why does this guy have to ruin all my shemale porn?

His blog is pretty entertaining 2bh

http://cwians.typepad.com/

>>39948881
Yes, we know, we all saw the thread, it was very funny the first time.

>>39948881
Just shrug and say "sure. why not" when anything with questionable gender asks if you'll fuck it.

>you'll be shrugging all day erry day

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>>39948881
how do i get abs like the monster