/fit/ness cringe thread Let me start with a classic

>>39948154
Your one rep max OP

>>39948154
>Why are you so fat Bro?

>Excuse me? I'm participating in the well known Sport called Powerlifting.

>>39949874
>Why are you so fat bro?

>I just did a feat of strength literally never done before

>>39949874
>pro strongman
>get hassled for being big and strong
What is wrong with the world today

Be all end all of /fit/ cringe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-52g--ypjA

>>39948154
Is he ok?

>dude I've only seen once walks in
>wearing jeans, running shoes and a polo shirt
>puts on a belt
>starts doing dumbell curls
>does like 5 reps and looks at himself in the mirror for 5 minutes
>repeat for half and hour
>walks out

>>39950103
>struggling at 135kg
>in a professional competition. the best of the best

why are wimmen so weak?

>>39950103
Jesus fuckin christ i hope that dude at the end is okay

>>39950173
How many lbs?

>>39949950
Just curl bros who are intimidated by him

>>39950213
Thats probably almost 3xbw for her though. Plus it's just fun to compete. Try it and you'll stop being such a grumpy Gus

>>39950446
he was trying to get out from under the bar so it didnt pop his spine like a car rolling over bubblewrap

that dumbfuck was literally holding him there. i cant imagine the amount of adrenaline rage he had to hold back not to pulverize that dude

>>39948154
Are you the same fuccboi who makes these threads everyday?
Do you even lift?

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>>39948154
>posting the photoshoped version

>>39951401
that's not how you do a drop set

>>39950103
that guy spotting 914 on the right holy shit

not even under it

>>39950103
Damn how

ITT weak pussies mad that they can't lift much

>>39950103
Who is the pirate looking guy that pops up around 2:03? I swear to god I've seen him in person before at a USAPL meet.

>>39951401
Why does he faint so much

>>39953091

Because he's 400lbs, on a ton of gear and loves to overact. Plus in that gif he's just done a pyramid set of deadlifts up to 420kg and back down.

>>39953100
He won't live long will he?

>>39953111

Depends on how you define 'long'. Most of them don't just drop dead in their thirties or anything but he almost certainly has taken years off his life.

>>39953122
If he doesn't stop in the next couple years I very much doubt he will see 60

>>39953091

because he lifts heavy ass fuckin weight

>>39950103
I dont get why powerlifters lift with so much ego.
Just use a smith for competition and PRs... being safe once in awhile wont "make you a bitch "

>>39949874
IS this site full of fucking curlbros? He's not a fucking powerlifter.

>>39953741
>smith
>safe
>like squatting normally
The smith machine does not allow you to squat properly at all.

>>39948154
how much was that

>>39954165
Are there even any strongmen on this board?
Everyone afraid of fat and a 10k calorie diet?

>>39951401
What an embarrassing weak fatty.

>>39954253
There are occasional strongman threads where there have been strongmen. I just want to be strong, I'm not strong enough to compete yet though. Seems like everyone actually lifts for girls, starting to believe people don't even enjoy lifting.

>>39954266
i know you're trolling but anyway https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9UTC6jgn4Q

>>39954281
All this proves is that he has a fainting problem.

>>39951401
holy shit, fat and full of roid muscles, no wonders he almost fails at 1 pl8

>>39950103

>When Niggers spot you at the gym

Seriously though I hope the last guy didnt die after that moron held him under a falling barbell

>>39950103
why don't they just squat in power rack lol?

>>39954246
500kg

>>39950121
He ruptured a blood vessel from straining himself.

>>39953091
because he pushes himself past the limit

>>39955029
of how much he can eat

>>39956199
Kek

He would be fucking epic if he started to cut. Must be tough as hell eating 8k calories everyday. Imagine that feeling when he quits strong man business and just eats 4k calories a day. Imagine what he looks like at 120kg. Or 100kg.

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Anyone has the channel of that weird slav boxer who beats the shit out of people while sparring?

>>39951401
kek

>>39956568
You mean the G.O.A.T?
https://youtu.be/LcIX4_wnWEo

>>39950103
This is why I refuse to squat outside the powercage

>>39950103

Oh my jesus christ. How do you properly spot 900 lbs squat?

>>39956936
Honestly it should probably be done with some kind of machine at that point.
>tfw you will never squat so much that your spotter is a crane

>>39956314
He wants to win world's strongest man and then retire and drop a lot of weight. 190 kg bodyweight is awful to maintain and it makes his everyday life really hard.

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>>39956936
>>39957035
>>39954806
>>39953741
The IPF refuses to use a Monolift (which is the closest you can get to being safe at that weight) because lolFakeFeds use them and the IPF is a bunch of Olympic wannabes. It's infuriating that arguably the most organized fed has to be all uppity and reckless with competitor safety.

>>39957100

>190 kg bodyweight is awful to maintain and it makes his everyday life really hard.

Oh yeah. I would never be able to do it

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>>39950103

Would they die if they fail a squat in training without spotter?
Why don't they just drop the fucking bar???

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>>39953741
> testing your 1RM in a smith machine is the same as testing it with actual free weights

>>39954253
I've done competitions, I wouldn't call myself a strongman though. The only events I'm good at are yoke, loading events and farmers, I'm decent at overhead reps but pretty weak elsewhere. I'm a decent runner as well though, 3 miles in 20 minutes at just over 230lbs

>>39957100
I love Ed but he's a fucking retard for trying to maintain 190kg bodyweight year round. He needs to take a leaf out of Big Z's book and drop 30kg when he isn't competing

>>39956812
What a fucking C U N T I hope he's getting beat to a bloody pulp in his next fight.
Such unfair behavior.
Oh yes, I'm mad.

>>39957842
Can't stand that cunt

>>39949751
>39949751
kill your self
ill
your
self

>>39957842
if he gets beat up, he wins

>>39954253

>haha all this extra fat and shitty diet is ok because im le strongman :^)
>now watch this ebin 1.5x bw squat

>>39957488
In a decent meet, they have 3 bigger people spotting you, all with at least some lifting experience. Dumping the weight on spotters is an automatic DQ in most situations. The video posted is seriously embarrassing and dangerous as fuck

>>39956314
he'll probably end up looking like geoff capes