How do I attain this fizeek?

Do you guys think he'll live to regret his implants or will he kill himself before then?

>>39946080
IMO? He'll die from an implant bursting before he regrets them.

>>39946058
wtf am i looking at

what is it called?

>>39946164
cultural marxism

>>39946058

I can understand a woman getting tit implants, you can't exactly get bigger tits by working out. Even though they are hidious.

But that guy....

>I'm too lazy weak to actually get ripped through effort and hard work but I'm so completely infatuated with myself I'm going to have muscular implants.

I hope he dies quite honestly.

>>39946058
Stop eating for however many months it takes to cut.

>>39946194
>I can understand a woman getting tit implants
I honestly cant understand a woman getting implants
Not like tit size matters at all IRL, most girls i know who have had implants claimed they get less attention now than before

Girls dont need to work on their looks, except for not being fat to get guys but i dont think getting guys is the issue
I think girls want other girls

>>39946194
everyone dies anon

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>>39946058

>>39946058
Plastic Surgery

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>>39947029
n-no

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Is it homo if I just want to fuck his face?

I mean, my balls would only touch his chin.

>>39947190
I can't imagine why anyone would want to do that.

>>39946194
Yeah he could have gotten his ken doll bodywith p90x or dips and chins only.

>>39946244
Because popular culture keeps telling women that being a titlet means they'll never find a man. So women get implants thinking it'll fix all their problems instantly only to find out that having bigger tits doesn't magically bring a prince charming in shining armor outside their door.

Also women doll up to impress other women just as much if not even more than to impress guys. It's the same thing with make up, hair, nails.

Dumbest question of 2017, but does his muscular implants give him strength?

>>39947399
Nah, the implants, despite below his skin, are not part of his real muscles but rather "on top" of them

>>39946244
Because popular culture keeps telling men that being short means they'll never find a girlfriend. So men get stilts thinking it'll fix all their problems instantly only to find out that Walking on stilts doesn't magically bring an androgynous lightly muscled qt3.14 to their squat rack.

Also men get swole to impress other men just as much if not even more than to impress women. It's the same thing with cars, money, and samurai swords.

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>>39947606
>androgynous lightly muscled qt3.14

>>39947606
>Also men get swole to impress other men just as much if not even more than to impress women. It's the same thing with cars, money, and samurai swords.
never thought about this, but you're right.
i'm not trying to impress women. i'm trying to be the most bamf in the gym.

>>39946244
Same principle as makeup; guys think they like the "natural" look because some girls cake on too much makeup.

When guys think implants they think pornstar F cups.

Plenty of women get very subtle implants that you wouldnt ever even know they had. Now if you don't think that bumps up their overall sex appeal (assuming they were completely flat before) you're retarded.

My ex had implants, but not huge ones. Her tits simply looked nice, ideal. They felt nice too desu

Also fun you're saying "girls think we care" when this board is full of guys worrying 24/7 about girls caring about them being on the short side, having an average dick or a fucking chest gap

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>>39946058

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>>39946244
>most girls i know who have had implants claimed they get less attention now than before

>>39946186

kek

>>39950326
Implants are usually obvious/comical and unattractive

>>39949362
There's also this notion that all implants look and feel like hard bolted-on tits, when in reality plastic surgery has advanced a lot in the past decade and most guys wouldn't be even be able to tell real vs. fake boobs nowadays

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>>39947190
He looks like a dyke.

>>39946058
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>>39950351
Most are the exact opposite. You probably don't realize how common implants are among the middle/upper classes. I just assume all nice tits are fake at this point.

>>39946095
>IMO
fuck you, nigger.

>>39946058
wew she is so hot

>>39950545
I'm not the guy you're replying to, but implants really do look shit.

>>39946164
faggots.

>>39950617
not really. it just depends on the doctor who does them and how big they are in relation the girl's body.

it's same as guys who say they like girls without makeup then point to a girl with natural makeup on as their ideal. you only think it looks shit because it's only the shitty ones that are noticeable

Did he end up getting his ab implants

>>39946095
i remember watching this guys youtube video, i think the implants are solid

>>39946164
Peak degeneracy.

>>39950648
>natural makeup

...

>>39947190
fuck men not faggots

>>39951668
Yes, dumbass. Natural makeup.

It means just enough to cover up your hideous complexion, but not enough that it's obvious you've caked on a bunch of shit all over your face.

>muh oxymoron
fuck off retard