VICE

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>>39938775

They literally removed the ability to post comments... just so they could post these shitty edgy articles.

Clickbait as fuck.

>>39938775
fucking degenerates, go back to pol though

>>39938775

They won't need to be stopped. People are getting tired of virtue signaling and feminized men already.

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So they don't want me to have abs/pecs and to get fucked in the ass? WAT

What kind of progressive 21st century male 'human' are they trying to perpetuate here? for fuck sakes i'm slightly worried about the future

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>>39938775
>Your pecs are worthless

Only worthless people talk like this

>>39938775
>tfw I lift because I genuinely enjoy it
>the only reason I go through any of the effort of prepping meals and constant stretching and all the other boring stuff is just so I can keep lifting harder and for longer
>never played a sport, never joined a club, never had close friends, wasn't unpopular in school or an outcast, was just kind of there not belonging to anything
>fell in love with lifting
>finally feel I belong somewhere
>side effect of picking up this hobby/lifestyle is looking really good
>even if I didn't get any superficial results from lifting would still do it because I love the feel that much
>tfw anytime I go online outside of this board there is constant judgement for people who take care of themselves and lift
>broad assumptions always made that are negative
>I'm just having fun and enjoying myself

I don't know what to feel. I wish I wouldn't see articles like that but there's nothing I can do about it.

>>39938775

>Hmm wish I had a nice body, that takes work though
>I know, I'll try to tear others down to my level and attempt to make their hard work meaningless!
>God I'm such a great journalist

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fucking hell reading that made me seethe.

>>39938825
>>39938827
/thread/

>>39938775

If you read that shitty vice article, they're mostly talking to some guy about how people only do bench press and build imbalances and that biceps are worthless because you basically "don't need them for sport"

Mixed in with a bit of cuck and Fedora tipping

>>39938836
I PROMISE you that's not what they're trying to say. VICE caters for 21st century 'Womyn' and cucks and is about bullshit progressive propaganda, not about breaking stereotypes in sports physiology.

>>39938848

No doubt

>>39938775
They aren't getting through to anyone, don't worry. My gym is just as full as ever, fuller because of new years. Women also like men with a nice body. They don't have to look like Arnold, but if you lift weight, eat healthy, and have a healthy lifestyle, you'll have a decent enough bod to reflect that. Women will enjoy this, trust me. Just as much as you like seeing a woman and her ending up with a rocking body under those clothes, it's a great surprise.

>>39938775
this is /fit/. most of us dream of being penetrated.

>no homo

>>39939010
Too soon lad, too soon

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>>39938825

the real question is why is mainstream media trying to hard to emasculate our society? WHAT IS THE MOTIVE??? WHAT IS THE ENDGAME??/

>>39939092
Holy shit that's me.

we need another draft.

Vice was never "journalism,"but more like a series of blogs loosely affiliated under one banner.

>>39939092
Kinda me, minus the headphones

>>39939123

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VKWLC87Uzw

>Should Every Man Be Penetrated
They fail to mention that a woman will instantly lose all attraction to you the very moment you even hint that you might be sexually attracted to other men.

>>39939253
>a woman will instantly lose all attraction to you the very moment you even hint that you might be sexually attracted to other men.

This is very far from the truth. Try it out if you don't believe me. I've had many girls tell me it makes me more attractive.

>>39939092
stop please, I only do that because I'm trying to focus on working out.

>>39939260
[VICE journalist spotted]

>>39938775
VICE can be cancer, but I agree that a man should be penetrated...

Not to """understand what it means to be a woman""" lmfao! But because prostate-assisted orgasms are fucking WILD.

Getting fucked in the ass is heaven. I feel truly sorry for breeders that will never experience it cause >muh masculinity

>>39939272
see
>>39939270

>>39939270
I don't even read Vice. I'm serious, try it out. I don't think your assumption is based on anything substantial.

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>>39939253
I think they mean pegging. Some girls are into that kind of thing.

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>>39939253
>being penetrated
>sexual attraction to men

>>39938775

Sculpted pecs are probably a lot more useful in every respect than flabby numale tits.

>>39939260

It doesn't make you more attractive, just the thought of cucking you and getting some black cock.

>>39939092
>>39938825
Holy...Im both.

>>39939105
Probably i could tell you.. but i dont know if you want to hear that.

>>39939092
wow i fit right into this except
>30y/o
>6'5
>sometimes talk to people
>no headphones
>stare at people

i guess i just do compounds, and i never smile.

>>39939282
>Yeah, so I took a dick in the ass last week... what? Gay? Fuck, no I'm not a homo. I just wanted to know how women feel.

>>39939281
Maybe .001% of women would even consider it. The rest would write you off as a faggot and probably dump/cuck you afterwards.

>>39939105

A man with a strong identity is an enemy to globalism, so they need to cut off his balls and turn him into a sheep.

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>>39938775
>>39938825
>>39938827

Literally what all this kinda of shit is about. HAAS, fat acceptance, body shaming etc.

None of these people really like what they are. And they want to make sure you dont either.

>>39939382

i wish that body knocked me out then i wouldnt have to look at it anymore

Is this what /pol/ thinks Sweden is like? Because the American media seems much worse from my perspective.

>>39938814
crab mentality.
> I don't have it so nobody can have it.

> I didn't want those apples, they were probably rotten anyway

>>39939350
>A man with a strong identity is an enemy to globalism

This doesn't even make sense.

>>39939382
cont.
>...have teeth and prey on fish, squid, other >whales and marine mammals. They sense >their surrounding environment through >echolocation. Like all mammals,

>>39939408

wake up, cuck

>>39939408

a man being a man is frowned upon, or are you daft?

>>39938775
This fitness hate starts to annoy me. You see posts like "no boy develops a six pack for only 1 girl" and im like "maybe ill get my first kiss after i get my quad striations out". But often girls are the first to call bullshit on those posts, so i have hope

>>39939408
When you have a strong identity you aren't swayed by petty, nonsensical political fads that have nefarious intentions

>>39939407

Almost, you're thinking about the fox and the grapes with your last example.

>>39939407
Crabs are pretty fit desu

>>39938825
>tfw i lift because it helps me punch things harder
>the only reason why i go through the effort of my sets is so i can keep punching people harder and for longer
>fell in love with boxing
>finally ready for the race war
>side effect of this hobby is that when people make eye contact with me i see them as a threat and act aggressively
>even if i didnt get any strength gains it would still do it because i can feel the hate coming
>tfw anytime i go online outside of this board there is a constant judgement for people who commit battery and assault
>broad assumptions are always made that are true
>I'm just getting prepped for the racial cleansing.

I dont know what to feel. Articles like this push us closer to the edge. Are you ready /fit/?

>>39938825
HOLY FUCK
A post on /fit/ that actually makes sense?

>>39939282
funny story about this.
i had a rotation in an STD clinic once.

introduction spent 10 minutes talking about how people arent "gay" or "homosexual" anymore.

you cant ask patients if they are gay, or homosexual, or bi. becuase "its a stereotype"

instead now they're called MSM - men who have sex with men.
its not gay, they're not bisexual, they are simply men who have sex with other men.

fuck this pc world. i dont want to live here anymore.

Vice is globalist propaganda spewing degenerate and leftist garbage

>tfw when you started to lift to looking good
>but then you continued lifting just to lift harder

>>39939491
This distincition makes sense though. In "Sex By Numbers", David Spiegelhalter explains that the majority of homosex is done between men that identify as heterosexual. That's because although men that identify as heterosexual are much less likely to have homosex, theres many more of them than there is of men that identify as homosexual.

Grab a statistics textbook moran

>>39939349
What is pegging and sex toys

>>39939560
identify as hetosexual all you want spiegelhalter if you take it up the ass youre gay

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>>39939491
it's because of """straight""" faggots still calling themselves straight even when they deep throat two dicks every week. These homosexuals want to retain their straight label so badly for some reason but docs know any male who has sex with another male (yes faggots, that includes traps) has a butthole that is a breeding ground for HIV. So for these """straight""" identified homosexuals they have to call them MSM now, one to remove the "stigma" of labeling their sexuality as gay (even though they are) and so they can be properly grouped with the HIV-infected faggots aka gays and bisexuals.

>>39939560
yeah, but gonnorrhoea lives in the assholes of gay men.

so if you fuck a gay man in the ass, you'll probably get gonorrhoea/HIV more than if you fucked a straight man in the ass.


but the thing about being PC is, it means you cant ask if they're gay anymore, just if they fuck other guys in the ass/get fucked in the ass.

so you have a bunch of straight men who experimented once with another straight guy whilst drunk sitting nervously waiting for their HIV test results

>>39939570

repressed homosexuality

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>>39939092

>>39939608
>>39939570
>repressed homosexuality

this desu. The progression with pegging goes from femdom->strap-ons->shemales->fembois->full-on gay shit

>>39939382
The daily mail posts this shit so that their viewers can tear celebrities apart and feel better about their weak, flabby bodies. The only reason why they say nice things about the celebrities that they photograph is so they won't get sued/publicly called on their shit.

>>39939592
Not if the penis is feminine I've heard

>>39939601
Same reason so many faggots act so bizarrely.

On some level, they still believe, THEMSELVES, that being gay is worse than being straight. They project it onto others as homophobia, but it's clear that the problem is more with them than it is with anyone else.

It's the same attitude that leads some women to scream about Soggy Knees all the damn time.

>>39939607
Since buttsex and not the abstract concept of identifying as gay is what is more proximally correlated with transmission of STDs one would believe that this would technically make sense.

Also I'd never have sex with a gay man, I'm not gay. When my buddy and I do it it's only as a joke you know. bro-job and such

>>39939461
strength to weight i bet crabs got it pumping

>>39938812
Nobody in the past gave a shit about pecs and greco romans loved their homosex so dunno.
Maybe its actually taking traditionalism all the way

>>39939279
not everyone is gay or into that type of thing

>>39939628
I went from gay sex>pegging>don't bother with ass stuff any more.

>>39939253
Pffft.
You have no idea how many guys I've let buttfuck me just to get close to their girlfriend.

>>39939382
That article was actually mocking her
Based Daily Mail

>>39939491
It's about obscuring the facts and damage control by epidemiology.

Gay and bisexual men are more or less the SOLE vector for new HIV infections in the west. Yes, straight men CAN end up with HIV through non-sexual routes but they statistically round down to zero in the face of the fagpocalypse. Women infected with HIV usually get if from bisexual or closeted partners.

Doctors obviously know that if you've had sex with men at any point, you're an automatic HIV risk, so relabeling it as one category does make sense.

However, it also serves the purposes of politically influential groups who don't want the public to know that HIV is almost exclusively a gay disease (a line which has been AGGRESSIVELY pushed since at least the mid-1990s, and which has been a standard talking point of sex education in the west since at least the 2000s.) Relabelling it as 'MSM' confuses the issue even to the small number of people who actually examine the data.

I don't have any evidence for it, but it seems like the whole 'MSM' thing has been pushed a lot harder ever since the WHO released a report advising all gay men to take anti-retroviral drugs as a precautionary measure considering the risk they were exposing themselves to.

Looking good and having a healthy anus is problematic.

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>>39939465
If you decided to lift to punch harder you dun goofed

>>39938836
Isn't it the same (or is there another one with a similar theme) article where they interview some humblebragging 150lbs retard hipster who talks about doing rock climbing and being able to do 100 pushups and situps and how it makes him stronger and more functional than any person who ever stepped into a gym

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>>39939746
You have no fucking idea.

>>39939092
Before I le meme THATS SO LIKE ME, I'd like to point out that it's also like 90% of other people at pretty much every gym I've been to.

I think Gavin needs to reclaim Vice so that he can Red pill the masses.

>>39938775
Why is 100% of those articles written by couch potatoes?
Rhetorical question.
Don't they realize everyone can taste the soar grapes oozing from it?

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>>39940090
>I think Gavin needs to reclaim Vice so that he can Red pill the masses.

The fuck? You realize Gavin is a leftist cuck who's only pretending to be le right-wing, right? The guy literally sticks shit up his own ass on his own show. His whole shtick plays out like that one KGB informants video, he's subversive. Fuck him.

>>39940079
probably not even his bodyweight lmao dyel crab

>>39939570
Probably pretty uncommon. Women in general enjoy being lead and dominated, not the other way around.

>>39940197
post stats you crabophile fuck

>>39939570
All kinds of femdom are literally more gay than fucking other men in the ass.

Completely serious.

>>39940257
>crabophile
you don't know me OR my story

>>39939382
Dadbod as fuck

>>39939936
Oh fuck off, if you don't know the fox and the grapes you're retarded

>>39940090
see
>>39940113

Gavin is a cuck supreme. He's just playing to a convenient niche since couldn't make it elsewhere. If you've ever seen him butt heads with people to the right of him, his true colors come out.

>>39938825
autism

>>39940197
That's his warmup set you crustacean-hating mouthbreather. Crabs can lift ten times their bodyweight without breaking sweat.

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>>39939092
Me

>>39939105
A lot of what popular media labels masculine really is super-aggressive "hard" culture that comes out of prison and gang stereotypes.

Think about it, real men are often portrayed as hard, physically fit, and quick to violence.

Read anything about what it is to be a man before the 1960s and it's all good shit. Being a man in the western ethos means being well-read, able to make a logical argument (by studying rhetoric) a good decision-maker (regardless of if they're a leader, a middle-man, or at the bottom of the totem pole), an active citizen both political (i.e., aware and participates in local politics) and civic (participates in the local community via charity or volunteering) someone who is skilled in their trade (physical or otherwise), is a man of their word, physically fit, and skilled enough in violence to defend their family if need be BUT aware that it is a last resort.

This is what being a man meant from ancient Greece, through medieval Europe, up until recent times when meme stereotypes became common.

Basically, there's a strawman version of manhood that popular media bats down because it's violent and awful. They don't attack real masculinity because no one actually talks about it anymore.

It's funny, I'm a liberal atheist (and so is my girl) but I find how we carry ourselves more traditional and conservative than most "Christians" today. We're aware of the differences we have and love it rather than feel the need to come to a bland middle. I am a hairy, bearded, muscled guy who lifts, hikes, reads, and can make shit with his own hands and she is a very feminine, sexy, classically curvy woman who is an amazing cook yet witty and well-read.

We need to change to perception of manhood for the better. Dumb shit like Operation Werewolf just makes it worse.

>>39939105
Who cares? Why do you guys even read this crap?

>>39939105
they literally only post articles like this to get clicks & trigger people like you. Women still like defined chests and most don't like pegging because it stops them from being the center of attention.

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>>39939491
So what you're saying is that "no homo" is medically acknowledged now

>>39939628
Oh are you familiar with that?

>>39941310
Hows that beer/sriarcha beer taste?

>>39941130
>Crabs can lift ten times their bodyweight without breaking sweat.
That's because crabs don't sweat anon.

>>39939491
It's almost like some gays and bisexuals haven't had sex with men, or are complete virgins

>>39939491
>>39939842
It isn't about being PC at all you dipshits. It's because it helps doctors. Closeted guys say no when asked if they are gay or bi, because they don't think they are. When asked bluntly if they have sex with men, they are more honest. Doctors need to know this information for things like blood work & diagnostics. It is especially useful in places like Russia where there is a large stigma about being gay but lots of homosex between "straight" guys.

>>39939465
>finally ready for the race war
>I'm just getting prepped for the racial cleansing.

Jesus Christ continue taking autism to new levels.

This is real life not some tolkein fantasy. People of x race arn't all evil horrible violent sociopaths. People of y race arn't all angelic, kind and caring.

>Dealt with racist pricks all my life who would gang up on me and beat me
>My first real friend was a white person
>My first love was a white person

I guess if everyone negative in my life was white and everyone positive wasn't I'd be a racist too. Lucky my childhood was the way it was.

>>39939465
If you're really expecting a race war, you're gonna be sorely disappointed

>>39939465
I lift to smash fascists. See you in the streets.

>>39940079
Shitty spotter. 4/10.

>>39940082
This

>>39942118
Cucks die first on the day of the rope

>>39939122
>new draft is announced
>most dindus never register for the selective service, why bother when you drop out of high school and start dealing?
>millions of white men shipped off to some pointless war for plutocrats
>they die or come back with PTSD
>between the loss of white male voters and backlash against conservative hawks the ratio of liberal to conservative voters shifts even further to the left
I fully support this plan.

>>39938775
Pause. Let me summon the angry, blue-haired, fat, feminist that lives in my nightmares:
>So women aren't women unless they are penetrated? Virgin women or lesbians don't know what being a woman means? The penis of a man is what makes a woman experience womanhood?!

Wow. Seems this bullshit doesn't work from a feminist prespective either. Almost like they just wanna piss people off and get clicks.

>>39942253
>>39942118
You both deserve to die. Cucks and fascists will both be trampled under boot of New Soviet Man.

>>39939092
Fuck

>>39939842
why is it only a fag disease? like how does fucking a mans ass spread it more easily than fucking a vagina?

>>39942628
Yeah, the Soviet Union was a GREAT place to live. Who would not look upon it with nostalgia, and a deep longing to restore it?

>>39939408
Nothing about the right makes sense. It's all memes and conspiracy for the weak minded to follow.

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>>39939491
Nah nigga that's gay as fuck

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>>39941310

>I'm a liberal atheist

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>>39938796
>fucking degenerates, go back to pol though

>>39938812
They don't want white men to breed.

>>39939407
That's sour grapes retard

>>39939105
>the real question is why is mainstream media trying to hard to emasculate our society? WHAT IS THE MOTIVE??? WHAT IS THE ENDGAME??/

Cultural Marxism

>>39942902
The disease spreads easier into the colon not so easily in the vagina or some shit. Read up on it.

>>39942902
Anal mucosa is way more permeable to HIV than vaginal mucosa.

>>39939842 is Pence tier retardness though.

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>>39942118
lel

>>39943186
makes sense i guess ill have to look it up

>>39941130
>struggling to finish your warmup set

nothin against crabbo but i don't think he's that strong yet.

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>>39938775
>toxic masculinity
>mens rights activists
>pepe

>>39942118

>he doesn't realize lifting turns you into a fascist

Tom Ford is good homo tho.

>>39938825
Start writing your own articles. Send them to medium.

https://blog.hubspot.com/marketing/how-to-use-medium

Make it something about how you lift becuase it's your passion and it helps you cope with the mental stress of living in an oppressive capitalist environment and that the online liberal-o-sphere blogs are persecuting you. The popular trend among all liberals who haven't written off online articles entirely is to attack each other and show who's the most 'aware' or 'persecuted'.

>>39943337

To be fair a lot of people don't understand that fight club was being critical of hyper-macho yolo attitude as it was also about not being a consumer sheep. Also a lot of people seem oblivious to the fact the author is gay.

>>39943451
>he fact the author is gay.
huh, is he really? He's pretty fit and I like a lot of his books. Cool.

>>39943476
>Cool
kill yourself

>>39943486
>implying it's not cool

kys

>>39943506
>xDDD he takes dick in his asshole because he is a mentally ill faggot
>im gonna say cool to be a good, non-judgemental, accepting person just like the media says is good xDDDD

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>>39943122
I am loving the Ben Garrison treatment of this chick.

>>39939253
>They fail to mention that a woman will instantly lose all attraction to you the very moment you even hint that you might be sexually attracted to other men.
Confirmed that you know nothing about women so stop pretending like you do. Bitches are often crazy for gay dudes because they tend to take care of themselves. It's why they love hanging out with them.
That and being able to "convert" a gay guy is a huge ego boost for women.

>>39939292
They're more likely to cuck you if you're straight. Being a fag just gives them fear because it makes you more likely to cuck them since you have a larger dating pool to choose from. A woman's confidence can be totally destroyed if her partner ends up preferring men.

>>39943524
Not that guy, but you have definite issues you probably need to talk to a professional about.

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>>39943451
>>39943486
>>39943524
wtf i hate fight club now
really you can never be redpilled enough

>>39943577
>omfg you hate faggots???
>let me guess you dont like rapefugees either?!?!?!
>OR KEKOLD PORN???!!!?!?!?!?!?

>>39942902
just want to add that tearing is more common in anal. HIV has to be spread into the bloodstream as far as i know.

Also you can't get HIV from doing the fucking, you have to get fucked. Even if it spread to vaginas easier straight men wouldn't have it in the first place

>>39943627
so you are saying if i rawdog some bitch that has aids i literally cannot get it? what the fuck?

>>39943627
>Also you can't get HIV from doing the fucking
You can, risks are just lower.

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>>39939465
>>39942118
>>39942253
>>39942628
Boys, boys, calm your little collectivist heads! There's no need to fight, you all have so much in common!
How about a nice, calming helicopter ride to take the edge off, eh?

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>>39938825
Fuck the world m8 we're all gonna make it.

>>39943627
The reason HIV is more frequent in gay men is because gay men are more sexually active than straight men
Gay men dont face the same difficulty in finding a partner or getting laid as straight guys do and even if youre a pussy slayer of epic proportions you are still only getting as much as an average gay dude

>>39943616
Daddy issues detected.

>>39938775
Fuck Vice and Fuck Keith Olbermann. That effeminate hyper-emotional cunt needs to be blacklisted from his showing face on TV or the internet.

>>39943685
how does that even make sense? like how would that even possibly be related? are u just projecting or what? wouldnt i try to love nigger slaves if my dad hated them?

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>>39943024
> Nothing about the right makes sense. It's all memes and conspiracy for the weak minded to follow.
> Not like me! I'm a free-thinking liberal that swallows whatever uni professors and Everyday Feminism tell me to think!
> I hope I can find someone to fuck my girlfriend...

>>39943702
Idk maybe he touched you or something but anyone that gets that hysterical over faggots has something wrong with them. Like how the most anti-gay preachers and politicians end up getting caught fucking boys on the side. You then started bringing up cuckoldry and rapefugees for some reason so I'm guessing that's projection.
You're also replying very quickly so you just seem to be very insecure and you're probably damaged goods. I'm catching secondhand embarrassment from you breh.
If you want to convince people with your arguments you should start by not acting like a lunatic who TYPES LIKE THIS xxDDD???!?!?

>>39943889
>wall of text reply
you are obviously triggered, go fap to more BBC cuck porn retard

>>39943887
>premature balding
literally fucking stereotypical of liberal cuckolds. what happened to testosterone causing baldness LOL, because these faggots have none in their body

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>>39943887
This is shopped r-right?

>>39943451
Because the movie, which is most people's exposure to the work, placed more emphasis on the anti-consumerist message rather than the masculine one. It's only now after the increased exposure of media critical feminism that the masculine part is getting noticed

>UPDATE 9/6/16: An earlier version of this story stated that rock climbers often "can't" do pull-ups; it's been edited to better reflect John Baranik's perspective on the subject.

Lol got called on their shit.

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>>39938775
LOL /fit/ BTFO

CARDIO NOT IMPORTANT, EH FIT?

>>39942118

Please take a moment to seriously consider suicide.

T. humanity

>>39944142
>Your hip muscles are too tight. You can't thurst.

reeee

how do you fix this

>>39944142
>I've been with a guy
Is it just bad writing (typical of Vice I guess) or is he gay?
>inb4 hurr durr /fit/ is homo
If you're trying to get with girls you don't listen to what a fag says about sex

>>39941386
Underrated

>>39944211
"i've been that guy" retard

>>39944211
That part of the article is in reference to guys fucking girls.

>>39939105
>WHAT IS THE MOTIVE??? WHAT IS THE ENDGAME??/
Destruction of the white race.

>>39944172
Stretch, nigger.

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>>39939092

>>39942628
>imblying that's not the cuck side

>>39939763
nobody in the past gave a shit about women either, are they suggesting we go back to that too?

>>39939349
lmao nah, the majority of the women I've been with are into it. And I'm not saying I suggest it and they go along, but they bring it up. Maybe it's because of my giant squat booty though.

>>39943971
Nope, he's really in Oxford.

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>>39938775
Yes. Like literally every other generation (aside from those forced to grow up because they went to war), millennials will mature a little and wake up to the fact that they were incredibly loud morons. Like the hippies, beatniks, and every other group of douchebags, they'll look back at their youth and cringe the way people do today when they see pictures of themselves in the 80's.

>>39943155
that's a nice way of saying jews

>>39941454
is sriarcha beer a meme now?

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/actual-cuckolds-are-pissed-off-at-the-far-right-using-cuck-as-an-insult

here's a vice article where the journalist sympathizes with cuckolds and tries to normalize it.

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>>39941310

>>39944142
>I've been that guy
>"yeah bro I totally used to squat 600lbs, just ruined the sex y'know? So I dieted down to DYEL-mode on purpose"
Lol absolute horseshit

>>39939281
this is the freak that makes "Oh Joy Sex Toy", isn't it?

>>39939092
So the whole board is literally me? Neat.

>>39943887
He is right about history being wrong.

The whigs lied, the american revolution was a mistake.

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>>39942118
It's refreshing to see an antifascist here

>>39945888
fuck off Ahmed, Britain is a shithole

Glad we kicked off their fall

>>39943524
>hating gays
What a faggot.

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>>39945125
this is incredible

>>39945943
once you hit a 1pl8 bench you might stop being a pussy

>>39946353
who can't bench 1 plate wtf

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>>39946366
me.

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>>39946497
Me 2

>>39939010
why do you feel the need to make a sweeping declarative statement about this shit? You're new fuckhead. Your bitch ass posting annoys me more than the bait in the OP

>>39946497

lol

how does it feel that i am a pathetic piece of 138lbs shit and i ohp more than you bench

>>39939281
My gf literally asked me yesterday. I said no and she was kinda glad because she said she might have seen me in a different light

>>39946558
>You're new fuckhead. Your bitch ass
yea u have to be an elite level autistic fat dyel natty fuck who no one can even tell lifts to post here

>>39939260

This will only work in a select few trendy urban centers and/or the state of California. Everywhere else liking men is either a fast-track ticket to the friendzone (where, sure, they'll tell you how oh-so-attractive it makes you...while giving you absolutely nothing) or downright repulsive.

>>39938835
This is the way /pol/ feels pretty much 24/7.

>>39939260
>hanging around Fujo shifters
Shiggy

>>39938825
There is judgement when you're not around.
Once you're there people will either be respected or intimated by you if they're men or attracted to you if they're women.
They're basically just projecting their own insecurities onto others.

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>>39941386
kek

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>>39946840

Men used to keep women and faggots in check and didn't put up with their bullshit or let them dictate society with their emotions but now third wave feminism has screamed so loud that they want a voice like a baby throwing a tantrum that we had to let them to pacify them, and now they're only gaining traction because it "feels good" to them to virtue signal and be "accepting and tolerant" of other peoples lifestyles.. all the while emasculating more and more men in the process to the point that you would rather fuck your buddy in the ass than be confident enough to dominate and get what you want from a woman
Women say they want a nice guy that cares and opens doors and wears sweater vests but deep down they don't have the slightest clue what they want, and if you are that guy they get bored because they really want to be used but would never say it
I realized all this after being conditioned to be that "nice guy" by an overbearing mother and slowly while I got used in relationships and taken advantage of I learned the hard way but these days I go after what I want without worrying about some fags blog post and it works 100% of the time

>>39948707

sorry you got dumped bro lmao

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>>39948794
It has all helped me realize things about myself and others so there would be no reason for you to be sorry for me if you weren't being a sarcastic piece of shit trying to bring down someone who is better than you.

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>>39939092
>describe an average gym goer
>call them something negative
>guaranteed replies

>>39944891
on the later end of the millenial age spectrum, have a job and a house and everything, and I already cringe every time I see how bad these retarded filthy frank watching teenaged facebookmemer "chronic depression is cool le paypay frog meemz lol" kids have gotten

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> Being in "THIS" kind of shape is dangerous!
> Lets body shame the people we don't like!
> And as proof we'll cite one persons anecdotal experience
> Meanwhile lets ignore the mountains of factual evidence that prove being overweight is extremely bad for your health, the people around you and puts a disproportional stain on healthcare and by extension the economy

Lets ignore that guys because people would be mad if we told the truth. Fuck this shit, not even the stereotypically /fit/ body type but this shit pisses me off to no end.

Damn, I remember Vice and Cracked back in the day, now they're both HuffPo/Gawker clones and it's kind of tragic.

>>39940976
no u

>>39948707
>women don't know what they want, I DO

I'm tired of seeing these incel whines.

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>>39939092
He forgot to mention my hoodie to hide my power level

>>39938812
>slightly worried
You're behind on that aspect pham

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>>39939272
ive put my finger in there before. you're blatantly lying

>>39949009
I've slept with 19 chicks, some longer term girlfriends and some one night stands.
I know what they want because I've played both roles, the nice guy and the aggressor and I've seen what works
Nice meme though xD

>>39939105
white genocide perpetuated by jews

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>>39941310
>It's funny, I'm a liberal atheist (and so is my man)
ftfy

>>39939272
>all men like what I like

stupid faggot

>>39938808

I hope you're fucking right anon, I'm tired of this shit.

>>39940079

snibby snabby gains crabby

>>39947682

DAMN, CHLOE MORETZ LOOKS LIKE *THAT*??

>>39941310
Are you taken?

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>>39939092
well i'm glad i'm not alone

>>39938775

what the hell is going on at vice?

used to love their documentaries before this shitfest

>>39948848
i think fit is dominated by people of color hence lack of understanding simpliest baits

>>39938787
>108 comments
>336 comments

?????

>>39948848
to be fair the "staring off in space like hes dead inside" is probably what really sells it.

Atleast it is for me

>>39939092
Me minus 10lbs

>>39949634
Basically Shane Smith got paid by HBO to become an edgier version of the Huffington Post.

>>39938848
Normally I'd tell you to go back to /pol/
But you're right on this one, theres a trend towards emasculating men.
Toxic masculinity is bad, but so is no masculinity.

>>39939283
kek

>>39949822
he means their own site not fb

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>>39941310

>I'm a liberal atheist

Stop right there, buster.

>>39939382
HAAS? What did he mean by this?

>>39951342
Pls tell me

>>39939349
Every lady I dated has been cool with pegging.

>>39940079
get big, crabbo.

>>39938775
On the left I agree since it's great, it's not gay if it's with a woman or even just yourself, and not everyone likes it so it just helps you see if you have a hidden kink.

As for the other, it looks like it might be discussing how many people get super fit but still aren't happy.

I dunno youdidn't really give us more than headlines to go off of, op

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>>39941310
>It's funny, I'm a liberal atheist

>>39939382
It's funny she's a feminist, because in that pic she looks like a 14yo boy misogynist.

>>39951342

health at avery size you fuckin idiot

>>39940079

get big crabbo

>>39948843
It's ok buddy, you can always pay for sex

>>39939382
Someone shoop paddle into waddle

>>39938835
oi mate, you play footy mate?

>>39940079

> not gainscrab.webm

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>>39941310

>I am a hairy, bearded, muscled guy who lifts, hikes, reads, and can make shit with his own hands and she is a very feminine, sexy, classically curvy woman who is an amazing cook yet witty and well-read.

>>39939092
jokes on you I still can't get intermediate lifts after 6 months

>>39943451
Didn't he come out way after the films and a lot of his books?

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>>39939092
Now all I need is a school.

>>39943616
27th chromosome detected

>>39942118
I'll bring an extra Mosin for yang tovarisch.

>>39946098
t. 49%

>>39953267
>Implying blahino hikes further than the closest Mickey D's

>>39940079

They're still just going to kill him, he probably died before we even saw this .webm. He worked hard, he tried to better himself and it was all for nothing. None of this matters

>>39943440
lel nice idea bruh

>>39940079
get big crabbo

>>39938825
This m8, I'm literally addicted to it at this point

>>39941310
>classically curvy

Sorry you got stuck married to a fattie friend

>>39944891
Not the same, unfortunately, because major industries (like tech) are increasingly made up of cucks and SJWs. The media is also very much on their side despite them being retarded. So they have no reason to develop.

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>>39938775

Why is it you newfags always link these gayass articles and not post about important shit. Like holy fuck isn't it better discussion to talk about how mother fuckin comfy these yoga pants are. Like in the middle of winter these fuzzy yoga pants are awesome.

>>39939388
It's 2 am and I'm laughing my ass off

>>39939092
FUCK THIS IS ME RIGHT DOWN TO THE BABYFACE WHAT THE FUCK

I thought people didn't give a fuck about politics here

>>39939408
>right-wing buzzword-filled ramblings are nonsensical

you seem surprised

>>39953267
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>39949213
Woke

>>39948880
This.

I'm only 24 and I already have lost touch with the youth.

I met a 17 year old about 2 months ago and we started talking (because I wanted to slay) but quickly found out how fucking retarded people her age have become. They have zero personality. She literally keeps making the same "please kill me" joke to me every fucking day whenever anything happens, no matter how pointless.

She has no hobbies, neither do any of her friends. She assumes somehow she will be a music teacher even though she can barely play an instrument and claims to have anxiety issues and blah blah blah.

Oh, and she doesn't even like having her angus licked. Wtf is wrong with kids these days I don't get it.

>>39952317
Health at all sizes.

>>39939465
1488 anon

>>39939408
Not sure if you really don't understand this, or if you're just a globalist shill.
Globalist collectivism and the liberalism that propagates it is based on the fact that we're all equals, and our cooperation is all we have; in other words, we are useless alone and can accomplish nothing by ourselves.
A strong man with a strong identity and the will to succeed alone is a beacon against this collectivism. He is a living demonstration that the individual can thrive, that he is allowed an individual identity and that this helps him achieve his own goals. He can be more than just a cog in a system, and he does not need to compromise himself in order to fit in with globalist acceptance of everything soft and spineless.

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>>39940079
fuck man why did you post that.

is... is he gonna make it?

fuck.

>>39939688
Shut up faggot accepter west is failing due to you losers i cant wait till the east can rape all you losers again

>>39941606
No homosex is nt common between straight men stop spreading lies about russia you dirty western faggot homosecusl fuck you bitch

>>39938775
They are a bunch of hipster cucks. Essentially those hippies from the sixties and we're the soldiers. We're hated because we want to sidebars best for us and our country.

>>39938812
Orwellian one. Just listen to the Big Brother

>>39943887
>heterosexual men... like me
Nice try Bruce you fucking faggot

If these niggers what to attack /fit/ than let them. They only make the beast stronger. Every /fit shaming article they make just adds another rep, another gain and another inch of agony. Our suffering is defining. We endure pain to improve ourselves while ((they))) live a life of gluttony.

Their women will be disgusted by us, because that is what they are taught to do. But at the end of the the day, that pheromone loaded bead of sweat, that perfectly aimed beam of sunlight bending on a tight cotton shirt or the slight cork of a defined low brow forged from strength, while send their womens primal instinct into a frenzy. A primal rage that cause them to rub their fishy grease cunts aggressively into our tight thighs until our legs look like glazed donuts.

The more we lose, the greater our spoils.

>>39941878

Tolkien wasn't racist, stop this shitty libtard meme.

I agree with what you say btw.

>>39940079
get big crabbo

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>>39939382
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3695027/Amy-Schumer-showcases-knockout-body-strapless-bikini-Hawaii-beach-outing.html

article inbound

>>39943627
>Also you can't get HIV from doing the fucking, you have to get fucked

yeah no

>>39940079
get big crabbo

>>39938775
>tfw have been pegged before
feels great in the moment
will feel perpetual shame afterward until you're really horny again
don't do it

>>39939092


Me but I'm not a fucking manlet.

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>Should we just hang internet self proclaimed "journalists" from the first lamp post we see
Now that would make for a good article

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I remember when VICE actually had interesting documentaries and articles, now since Gavin McGinnes left and founded his own alt right group, his love child turned into a liberals wet dream..
I miss you gavin-kun..

>>39938775
they will stop as soon as retards like you stop browsing them

"By contrast, John Baranik, 22, is a senior at the University of Pennsylvania who regularly runs a mile in under five minutes, works out with the Penn cycling team, does 25 pushups like it's nothing, and pops high-rep bench presses of his own weight (at 5'8", he's 150 pounds)."
>150lb
>22
>5'8
>impressive
i could manage that at 16 at 5'11 and 140lb after two months

>>39955554
>run a mile in under 5 minutes.
This should be the standard, not an accomplishement

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>>39953267
This fits perfectly.

>>39939763
>greco romans loved their homosex so dunno
If you were a top, that is. Getting fucked in the ass by another man was only surpassed in vileness by eating out a woman. Letting a girl peg you would probably be considered even worse.

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>>39941310
As much mockery as you’re getting here (and you deserve most of it), this is a good and useful post. Thanks anon.

>>39939272
>tfw can't find prostate
Don't remind me anon

>>39939092
thank god I am not a manlet or this would be dangerously close to describing me

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>>39939382
>knockout body
>looks like Ronda Rousey offseason

I dont see whats wrong with that description, seems spot on.

>>39953441
dude he was in the special forces the guy could probably run a marathon with a 50lbs backpack on

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>>39938825
>tfw exam period made me miss one week of lifting due to studying like a motherfucker
I hate statistics, computers and the letter R

>>39938825
KILL ALL NORMIES

>>39939092
haha totally me, at the YMCA in Waterloo.

>>39939408
W O K E

>>39940999
Can you link an example?

>>39948883
Damn Band of Brothers is so good. Need to watch it again.

>>39955494

Dude you don't even need to write the article I'm already on board

>>39945888
Without the revolution, Britain would be much more powerful, the US would be a commonwealth country with a parliament and a prime minister instead of a congress and a president, but the concepts of democracy and individual liberty would not have suffered, hard monarchies still would have had their shit pushed in in the 20th century, virtually everything would still be the same except for superficial differences. History was already running on a trend and our revolution just accelerated it and put us on top of the dog pile.

From an American standpoint I don't think the revolution was a mistake. But the general trend of democracy triumphing over monarchy was definitely a mistake.

>>39956106
What's wrong is Ronda has never knocked out anyone. She chokes and stretches people until they tap. She can't box or kick.

>>39956120
>lives on disability checks
>terrible posture and overweight meme lifter

He couldn't run a marathon with a jetpack.

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>>39941310
>liberal atheist
>classically curvy woman

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>>39938775
oc

>>39940079
Snibbidy snap city

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>>39942118
It would be a two hit fight. Me hitting you, and you hitting the ground.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZXNuqje_es

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>>39939253
Anyone saying your wrong is in denial or just willfully ignorant. Look at these fucking texts m8

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>>39938825
>>39953860
It was weird when I realized one day that I didn't just "have to" go to the gym, I wanted to. I needed to.

Sometimes when I'm lifting, it feels so good I could actually cry. It's the release I never knew I needed until I started doing it for the wrong reasons.