>This will never be you

>>39928673
zyzz wasn't that big and the girls aren't that hot.

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>>39928682

>zyzz wasn't that big

>>39928673
>this is what you're after
Plebeian life-goals.

>>39928673

I never get the respect zyzz got for banging 6/10 literal sluts. He goes to a place where everyone fucks anyway and gets attention from whores cause he has a good body.

Shows that zyzz was truly a robot, since he never had a proper, normal non slut girl.

>>39928700
Different anon here, he really wasn't.
Zyzz was shredded as FUARK tho.

>>39928703
If you're fat but smooth you can bang the same ravesluts zyzz was banging.
source: me before I started lifting

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>>39928703

>6/10 literal sluts

Apologize

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4gFHCpvbsk

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Fuark

>>39928725
5/10

>>39928725
>bleach blonde hair
>caked on makeup
>no tits or ass
Apologize for what?

>>39928673
Correct, I lived past 22

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>>39928747

THE LIGHT THAT SHINES 4 TIMES AS BRIGHT SHINE 1/4 LONG

Im a regular guy who has had better than that twink. He's a closet fag. Just another one of the girls.

>>39928751
his hair is really starting to look like that mid 2000's 'wow the internet is such a new and hip thing' dated style

do you think he'd have a undercut if he lived today?

>>39928700
This is the pic you use lmao? Looks small af here for someone who was on gear.

>>39928673
i never got the zyyz love
>do steroids
>do drugs
>die stupidly

????

he shouldnt be an example for anyone

>>39928673
you're right, because i made it to 23 y/o

>>39928775
race mixing is a sin

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>>39928673
>roiding for an achievable natty physique only to compensate for autism and sheer narcissism
>hangs around 5/10, 6/10 at clubs
>only achievements are dancing in clubs without looking like an autist and man-whoring
>died in a sauna

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>>39928784

You had to be there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Sy6YxhZZSk

>>39928784

16 year old nerds think that taking molly and groping gutter sluts at a rave is the absolute pinnacle of existence.

>>39928725
that's literally a basic bitch though

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>>39928815

Is it not

>>39928837
me in the full luigi suit

>>39928673
This is on par with 'thank god im not Anthony Burch'

Thank god im not this twat either

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>this will never be you

>>39928814
You clearly weren't there. When Zyzz was a big thing here it was mostly people being satirical, as with most things on 4chan, like 'no homo' for example. But, like with most things on 4chan, newfags came and took what others said and did literally, and everything became shit. Now we have "NO HOMO GUYS LOL GOD I WANT COCK I'M A SLUT FUCK ME GUYS NO HOMO" posts all the time greeted with "lol /fit/ was always gay xD" from newfag cunts

>>39928878

Misc people genuinely idolized him though

>>39928882
yeah he was a child of misc though here it was just faggots being bitter and hoping they were as cool as misc

For the amount of roids,tattoos and surgeries he went through he should have done more than attract cheap skanks on drugs at festivals.

>>39928673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6exeJ8pG4YA

>>39928837

If you genuinely think it is I wish you all the best in your endeavours. I'm glad you've found your purpose you sweet summer child.

u mirin'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNyvUPhl7Gk

>>39928725
Man he looks awkward asf in this video

>>39928918
>this became a serious phenomenon among dyels
kek

>>39928673
>he will never be 28

>>39928751
your autism will outshine and outlast Sun

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>>39928673
>tfw you'll never be a roiding poo in loo

>>39928702
fucking this, this is pathetic

>>39928703
Well duh.
That's why some people liked him, because he repreented the majority of 4chan.
Dyel, nerd, freak who managed to change his social life with dedication (and drugs)

>>39928725
I like how he prefers to look at himself

>>39928731
>starting to develop the test gut

>>39928673
it has been me, then I settled down. Easy when you're good looking tho

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>>39928673

>mfw older than 22 and not dead in a thai sauna after taking it in the ass from a ladyboy and getting murdered by sharky.

Feels pretty good.

It's the fact that we was skeleton WOW nerd who got jacked and started trolling niggas like you irl

You don't understand cuz you're normie

>>39928856

there has always been something wrong with chestbrah's face. he always looks like someone shopped a face onto someone's body.

Most of those girls are ugly thots who paid to be in the same room.

You all need to stop looking up to the absolute dregs of society. A roider who dies at 22 is a dreg and a burden; there's no getting around it.

>>39928812
Joecartoon, brings back memories

>>39928673
I´m 31, so i guess you are right.

>>39928731
So, it looks like he's dancing in a cage for men.

>>39929267
Thots who paid to be in the same room are still better than having no girls at all.

;_;

POO

>>39928770
No he would probably get the same one jeff seid got

>>39928725
she looks so fucking no into that

>>39929082
He was never an outcast, he was pretty popular among the scene/emo kids

>>39929206
Zyzz was normie as fuck

A single night at a loud party or rave can lead to permanent hearing loss.

>>39929438
>He was never an outcast, he was pretty popular among the scene/emo kids

4chan losers like to write themselves into people like Zyzz and Trump. I have no clue why, and it's totally bizarre. These past few months found fat, unemployed, virgins who watch anime vehemently supporting Trump as though he didn't think of them all as losers.

Same for Zyzz, he didn't give a fuck about this place nor the losers in it except for trolling.

>>39929463

Zyzz was a slightly awkward guy into anime and WoW. He was 4chan circa 2006 before the definition of being 4chan changed to mean racist edgelords estranged from humanity planning a black church massacre while worshipping Trump. He wasn't normie when he started out by the definition as of ten years ago.

>>39929471

Trump yeah he's just a New York City con artist out to scam stupid rednecks. Same as he has been his whole career.

Zyzz tho had a simple message that anyone could make it if they wanted it. Underneath the whole Zyzz persona I believe he did genuinely care about bros and wanted to see people better themselves.

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>>39928673
>This will never be you

>>39928919
if your end goal in life is to not at some point escape the autistic grasp that is 4chan, then I feel sorry for you

>>39929498
He had a decent number of friends, was popular in his circle and had had a few gf's. As normie as it gets

>>39929598

Yeah you didn't understand my post at all. What was normie circa 2005 is different to what's normie circa 2017. And what was normie 2005 is considered Chad by 2017 standards.

>>39929657
My bad anon