Fat People Hate Thread FPS/FPH

>>39923899
What are your macros?
What is your surplus?

>>39923941
I got like a 1.5k intake
Stopped eating junk food and only ate shit like broccoli, potatoes, chicken, fish
I don't drink juice or soda
BOOM weight starts dropping again
I'm close to being underweight so it's not like I'm doing this for nothing.

>>39924074
Well 1500 clearly isn't enough. Never had any problems with under eating but I can understand that telling someone to go stuff their face with Maccas isn't always the right idea.

Professional help?

>>39924074
WHOLE MILK

PEANUT BUTTER

>>39924074
Lol 1.5k is cutting. You need to double that.
Eat more calorie dense food, like dark chocolate. And focus on your macros.

>>39924145
This, he needs to GOMAD

>>39924074

lol 1.5k is a pretty strong cut if you are working out too.

Lol, way to make a thread hating on fatties to end up looking like a DYEL know-nothing cunt.

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>>39924120
I don't drink milk either, so maybe I'll follow this guys advice >>39924145

>>39924184
>>39924156
I don't lift, I only do light exercise to stay in good shape. The TDEE calculators say my intake is 1.5k based upon my height and weight.

>>39924266
Well if you have any plans of gaining weight anytime soon you need to be shoving a lot more calories down your throat.

2000+ at least depending on the situation.

Jesus christ how is this even possible? Smoke some weed or something, geez
This is what I ate today, I am conciously watching my weight because I let go too much

Bfast (ate late so I could survive without lunch to keep calories down)
>tall glass almond milk, 60cal
>3 egg veggie pepperoni omellete on two piece buttered whole grain toast, 550cal
>black coffee

Lunch
>handful of almonds, 200cal

Dinner
>homemade turkey pie, 3 avg. slices (12 inch radius), ~1000cal
>leg of rotisserie chicken, ~250 cals

And I have been generally low energy on a diet like this

Now on a cheat day, it could be something like this:
>get up, smoke a bowl, exercise a bit
>same breakfast plus some sausage, somewhere around 800kcal
>some shitty snacks after a mid-day bowl, maybe like 700-800 calories of chips
>drink a few beers, 400 cals
>make fries, breaded chicken cutlet, and pizza for late dinner with another bowl of weed, around 1000 cals easy

On a cheat day I could pound back 3000cals without trying, knowing full well in the back of my head that this kind of excess would lead to fat/weight gain. If this kind of diet didn't make me gain weight, I could ad several thousand calories EASILY
>one cup salted cashews (iirc up to 600calories
>gatorade/juice/beer/any drink with calories
>massive bags of chips

Its very easy if you put your mind to it, the real challenge is when you try to eat 3000+calories of chicken rice and veggies. In that case, use lots of oil, stir fry the rice, drink lots of milk/wine/beer, eat many beans/olives/nuts...jesus its so easy to rack up calories, even as a semi-sedentary 153lb manlet. Nut up

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>>39924266
>I don't lift

way to derail your own thread in the first post OP

go start lifting instead of making a shitty thread

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>>39925089
>don't add me to your fetish blogs silly boys tee hee

>>39925106
one of my favorite images from this site

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>>39925121
I have no idea if this is real or not, when looking back.

>be last night, linking FPS to gf on Discord
>sniggering together and being privileged, gammon-s'ham'ing shitlords overall
>suddenly she comes out with this diamond
>"thin privilege is being able to have the whole world revolve around you"
>"fat privilege is being able to revolve around the whole world"

>>39925211
that's fucking sad.

>>39925231
No. It's evolution in action.

>>39925280
That has to be a troll account. It has to be. no one can be that delusional.

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>>39923899

Kind of off topic, but will we see a mass die off of our obese population in 10-20 years from now? Will this be a big issue a few decades down the line since these people are still fairly young and not seeing any real consequences of their gluttony presently..

Or will the people of /fit/ who take pre workouts every day die of heart attacks first?

>>39925193
Too far.

>>39924266
You don't have to eat A LOT to gain weight.
You just have to be smart about how dense the calories are in your food.
ie: Dark chocolate, Peanut butter, avocados, dried fruits (tho high in sugar) , cheese, pastas, get a huge tub of nuts.
If you don't mind dirty bulking grab your favorite bag of chips and eat it. Finish it off either within the day or just keep it there to snack on throughout the week. A bag of chips can easily get you an extra 800 cals

>>39923899
A whale of a tale, /fit/

LIFESTYLE CHOICES IN CONTEMPORARY 'STRAYA

>In 2003 I commenced paramedic training in Brisbane, Australia and as part of the course we shadowed operational paramedics for a week to prepare us for going on road. One morning we received a dispatch call for a “22 year old female, severe difficulty breathing” (a call of this seriousness would normally be accompanied by additional pertinent information and so was a bit suspicious) but still we zoomed there under lights and sirens. On arrival I walked straight to the front door whilst the two paramedics retrieved their gear. On knocking urgently, a grubby fat young slob casually opened the door and just looked at me in my uniform. I informed him of the emergency call we’d received to this address and he responded “ah yes, that’s for my girlfriend. Be careful where you walk – the pups have been a bit messy”. By that he meant that their three puppies had been allowed unrestrained shitting for the past six months and as he opened the door fully, I saw turds EVERYWHERE. Some were squashed completely flat from being trodden on, others were dry, some still moist. The two paras arrived and we followed the boyfriend in. I was so focussed on where I trod, that I didn’t see the patient until I was at her feet. The stench became almost overwhelming. As I looked up, I saw a mechanised reinforced recliner chair, a light brown fluid splattered all over it. Fallen by its side was a similarly splattered weight bearing table. And there on the ground, emitting guttural sounds from a yet unseen head, was our patient. Naked, massively obese, her reddened, sore skin glistening with the same light brown liquid.

SPOILER: it's shit.

>>39925497
LIFESTYLE CHOICES IN CONTEMPORARY 'STRAY, PART II

> It transpires that she lives in the recliner 24/7, at night she reclines and in the morning, up she comes again. Because of the pain she would be in because of this, she is permanently on opiates but opiates cause constipation. The constipation is worsened by a diet of cake and biscuits (wrappers littered the ground around her chair).

>She has a bowel motion once every 5 to 9 days and so suffers (among many serious conditions) faecal vomiting.

FAECAL VOMITING: when shit comes up and out and up through your piehole.

>>39925131
when your ass has a fat ass

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>>39925211

>younger girls

hmmm

>>39925367
at least the gay on the left doesn't have to go g4p to afford his stack

>>39925514
LIFESTYLE CHOICES IN CONTEMPORARY 'STRAY PART III

>The chair has a third setting which is to push her to an almost standing position whilst she leans on the weight bearing table. The boyfriend positions a bed pan behind and pulls the ass cheeks apart to allow the shit out, but sometimes liquid shit spurts out, rebounds off the back of the chair and splashes onto everything.

>This makes it all too slippery for the boyfriend to handle, and so down to the ground she slides. Her lungs were being crushed under her own weight and the respiratory muscles were struggling to get air in. I was told to manage her head and in order to do so, I pushed away another chair and saw cockroaches flurry.

>As I supported the head, I noticed faeces around her mouth. They didn’t even bother to wipe shit from her face! My partners slid a sheet underneath her to help with lifting.

>As they withdrew their arms, I distinctly remember thinking how the latex gloves need to come up to the armpit as I witnessed the different shades of gunky (tummy-fold) slime extend up to their elbows. I heard the fire fighters arrive and fixed my gaze at the door to catch their facial expressions as they surveyed the scene!

gunky tummy slime high test folds, /fit/

>>39925144
>no food or drinks
>please...

>>39925541
LIFESTYLE CHOICES IN CONTEMPORARY 'STRAY PART IV

>That gave me a quiet giggle. Once we had her naked, diarrhoea covered body back up on the diarrhoea covered chair, she sat with ruffled greasy hair, faeces around her mouth and declared in a surprisingly upbeat tone “Well! That was a all a bit of excitement!”

>I didn’t realise at the time that anti-depressants gave her the ‘positive vibe’. So when my partner asked if she suffered a UTI (urinary tract infections are common in the obese) she responded with an enthusiastic “YES!” as if she’d just won at Bingo and I naively advised her that a UTI wasn’t a good thing to have.

>I was stunned when I enquired as to why we weren’t transporting her. The guys explained that her situation was no longer a stand-out case and is now accepted as merely ‘lifestyle choice’.

>>39923899
Fast food is going to make you feel like shit and its low in nutrients. Oats, eggs, rice, dairy products if your skin is resiliant. Cook up a slab of meat. Eat good veges like spinach, carrots. Bananas. Nuts. A scoop of coconut oil in your food is easy calories.

Literally so many options.

>>39925337
Dying would be easier. No, the actual problem is already here; these people are kept alive by being pumped full of drugs and using up the limited healthcare resources that are available.

>>39925555
Dang man, that's such bullshit. I feel sorry for you.

>>39925121
>soda tab knecklace
fuck

>>39925193
still cleaner than women who used to literally be on the rag back in theday

>>39925211
Every fat virgin thinks they deserve a Kate Upton type just for being a "nice" guy. Fatties are so entitled regardless of gender and its infuriating

>>39925497
>>39925514

This is not how you greentext

>>39925089
It looks like the skin is slumping off her arm...

>>39925619
post marxism and toxic feminism

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>tfw no homedouchehouse

>>39925161
None of that happened. You post saying it happened didn't even happen.

>>39925158
I don't understand your face melting off your head from fat and you justifying doing make up/eye-brows

>>39925555
This is horrible. Can you imagine your body being so fat and fucked up that your digestive system literally doesn't know which way is up?

i have told my brother to punch me in the stomach every time he sees me if i ever get fat, i think getting fat is one of the most disgusting things you can do, the fact that 'fat shaming' is a thing is stupid, its called 'stop killing yourself' i have tried hard to understand the thought process of fat people, im talking about obese btw, not 10, 20, 30 pounds over, thats unmanaged, not giving up
all that off my chest im 5'11" and weigh 161, am only about to start working out, and dont gain weight easily, so i might not have the right to talk too much, but still, how can anyone be okay with this
this was me just complaining because my father and his parents are fat asses and none of them care

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>>39925555
That was scarier than anything /x/ has ever posted. The obese terrify me. I do a lot of cardio and have just come to /fit/ this year to start to actually gain some muscle mass. These fat hate threads really interest me because I'm in school for mortuary and I see a shit ton of dead fat people.

Holy shit though. That is literally my worst nightmare (losing my strength and mobility=freedom) but on meth and literally rolled in shit. Holy shit.

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>>39925193
kek i wonder if my bf has seen these pics of me; he browses 4chan everyday so probably. he'd be able to tell right away. I always get a good chuckle when I see this posted and read the comments. I use pads now and I've lost about 70 pounds since these were taken.

>>39925280
That poor lingerie, it'd probably look decent on her if she dropped 200 lbs

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how do i get this body?

>>39926130
Post pic of your current body

>>39925144
I see someone did SS+GOMAD

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>>39925121

>>39925211
where does their misplaced confidence come from

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>OBEAST HUNGRY FOR ATTENTION
>OBEAST MAKES THREAD MAKES THREAD ON REDDIT
>TOP VOTED THREAD
>2 CARDIO BUNNIES WHO HAS BEEN GOING FOR YEARS WILL BE NOW BANNED
>OBEAST WILL GO FOR 1 WEEK TOPS, THEN STOP

The hate flows through me strong.

>>39925121
I'm amazed that thing is able to stand up. or alternatively, he isn't standing up, he's just stuck there.

>>39925296
oh god those compression artifacts

>>39923899
She's sexy as fuck. Would wife.
T.fat fetishist.

>>39926130
liar.
post pics for proof you pig

>>39924717
>not recognizing your own fat privileges
>2017
Absolute garbage

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>>39925343

>>39925161
Makes no God damn sense, you made it up or are too stupid to retell it correctly.

>>39926395
Craigslist add

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>tfw God gives you the wrong kind of jiggle physics

>>39926557
What's the actual story here? Because to me it sounds like bunnies were too king pics of the beast.

If that's the case, fair game for them to have a stern talk with gym owner about proper public conduct.

>>39926985
Were taking pictures*

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It's like they don't get the concept of conservation of mass. Fat doesn't just magically appear out of thin air. You don't get it by breathing. Sure, some people have slower metabolisms. They still have a base metabolism rate and if you eat more calories than you burn or excrete, you're going to get fat. Period.

You don't find people mysteriously getting fat in the middle of an Ethiopian famine. Somehow, though, America is the second fattest country on the planet and just coincidentally people fucking eat a bunch of fat shit here.

>>39925161
>"thin privilege is being able to have the whole world revolve around you"
>"fat privilege is being able to revolve around the whole world"

Doesn't quite work. The heavier object is the one that's supposed to have its own gravitational pull.

>>39923899
When I started drinking with my friends, it really made me have to redo my cals for the day. Maybe be a little more social and drink with your buds/chase some split tails.
As my tolerance went up, I started to drink between 6 and 10 beers. That's an extra chunk of calories. Plus if you're drunk and wait it out a bit to when you start coming down, you usually get hungry. My friends and I usually swing by a ramen shop as we are leaving the bar. I guess in the states you can hit fast food on the way home, like taco bell or whatever else is open late.

Just make sure you aren't hungover on a workout day though. You can really fuck yourself up that way. By fuck up, I mean that you won't go to the gym.

>>39926395
GOMAD + SS

>>39923899
I still would. I would smash it. A lot.

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>>39925555
22 years old?

How in the hell?

>>39923899
>having trouble maintaining a healthy weight
>spent my whole life playing video games and eating trash
>have a babby tier mental drive so I can't do one of the things I'm literally supposed to do to survive
>I blame everyone else and make edgey threads because of my vagina

Fix'd it for you OP.

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>>39923899
Reminder

>>39925161
... Think you got it wrong there. Nice try at trying to be funny, but yablewit.jpg. Dumbass

>>39926557
affect*

>>39927027
>having this much difficulty hoisting yourself up 6"

>>39924074
jesus, DYEL twigboy?

My cut that I'm doing super cleanly and weighing every little fucking thing and still barely staying under is 1600-1700 calories. Struggling with clean food to eat that little (I'm 6'2 188 lbs) and you're currently eating LESS and struggling to eat that MUCH? Even with junk food? The fuck is wrong with you? Are you 4'10 or something and a pre-pubescent girl?

>>39925075
She looks like an ogre

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Asswings or asscakes? You decide.

>>39927027
Honestly the fatty on the first treadmill is doing pretty good, though she probably ate 5000kcal as a reward and never came back after that

>>39925619
looking for these types of posts are how I found out that Reddit isn't as shit as 4chan trained me to believe it is...

okay, yeah, it's still mostly shit, but I found these subreddits:

/r/niceguys
/r/justneckbeardthings
/r/cringeanarchy
/r/fatlogic
/r/whiteknighting

>>39925532
Steve Cook is probably one of the most famous and successful fitness models in the world. I doubt hes rich but I'm sure hes pretty well off without having to do anything too shady. Most other guys would fit your description though

>>39923899
Gotta smoke weed dude. I buy an ounce and usually gain 10 lbs out of it.

>>39925527
Please tell me that's a bedsore.

>>39925193
duuuuuuuuuudeeeeeee!

>>39925075
Half orc, yes. Half Japanese? Not in a million fucking years. Companies get fined for even hiring the overweight, never mind an obeast with a forehead fupa.

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>>39927009
>never going to make it

>>39924266
Are you literally sub 5', half-man?

>>39924266

>1.5k maintenance

Bro I just ran some numbers through a TDEE calculator and, if you're male, you're 30 y/o, 5'0", and 100lbs sedentary.

Perhaps suicide is the only option...

>>39927485
>if you're male
feminine benis has lower Tdee

>>39925158

Looks like one of those 'Italian supercat: Real or Fake?' ads.

But all the more horrifying if real...

>>39925121
Boi... So fat it looks photoshopped

>>39927097
Lady killer

>>39927134
So someone else had to take care of that fucking rascal. Fucking infuriating

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>>39925089
>>39925527

>>39926967

Oh my God. Her poor knees.

It looks like they're about to tear apart any second.

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>>39925514
I actually looked up fecal vomiting, because there was no way I could see that being real. It is. It is real.

>>39925251
RHEL didn't get the one-leg-up memo

>>39925310
>fag makes a thread pretending to be MLP
>fag uses other computer device to pretend to be cop
>fag screenshots his own samefag thread, complete with (You)s
gay

>>39925343
mirin dem back gains

>>39927134

How the fuck does fat grow like that

Seems physics defying

>>39926985
Bunnies took pics of the fatty and posted them to Snapchat making fun of her. A friend showed her. She posted the story to Reddit. This is the *update* post.

>>39926967
>as she gets closer
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFUCK

shit was actually kind of terrifying, like watching a train come at you from the driver's seat of a smart car

>>39927071
>nearly snapped her hips while skiing

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>>39923899

>>39927134
brehssss

>>39926997
These dumbasses just don't just how many calories are in all the junkfood they eat. You don't have to eat a lot to consume a lot of calories.

>but I just had 1 slice of chocolate cake, it won't hurt

>>39928285
It always surprises me that most people seem to be completely clueless about calories and all that jazz.

>I'm on diet, so I'm only having these cookies for lunch
Heard way too many girls say that in college. I wanted to tell them buying a sandwich from the cafe would in fact be more filling and actually healthier, but I'm too much of a wussy from coming across like a dick.

>>39927097
You guys ever get sleep paralysis? This looks like that feels, desperately trying to get out of the position you're stuck in and knowing that if something goes wrong in that moment you're completely helpless.

>>39928318
Reminds me of that webm of some old dude who thinks hes eating healthy because he's eating a bowl of special k with some bananas but hes using fucking heavy cream instead of milk so it adds a shitload of calories

>>39927071
I read "no boobs" at first

>>39924074
>1500kcal bulk
>5'0" manlet detected

>>39928318
you misunderstand, they really want those cookies. They'd rather have cookies than a sandwich. They can't have both bc diet, so they chose cookies.

>>39925271
Is that the dude from Mega64?

>>39927084
>Could have affected*
>theirs*

Gosh.. americans can't into english

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>>39923899
>>39924074
>>39924120
>>39924145
>>39924156
>>39924156
>>39924166
>>39924184
>>39924266
>>39924398
>>39924717

>>39926557
It quite clearly says cardio bunnies will not be banned.

>>39925099
Always makes me kinda sad when I see people encouraging this sort of thing.

I'm not for ridiculing fat people at all but telling them they are beautiful as they are is more harmful than good, I don't know how people don't see this.

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>>39925089
Disgusting.

>>39925211

if he was attractive, 22 year olds would have no problem wit him.

28 isn't young compared to a 32 year old.

>tfw fat fuck
>actually getting serious about losing weight
>identical twin weighs as much as me

been trying to get him to lose weight too but he just doesnt seem to care, but at least i can shut up all the "muh genetics" people

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>>39925343
>When you hold in a fart for 18 years

>>39926130
Those boobs are wasted on the likes of you.

>>39926395
Jasonblahalatpulldown.jpg

>>39923899
kek

>>39925337
Nah. Medication will get cheaper, faster and effective in those years.

>>39927142
Read the filename

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>>39925242
>I'm a wizard

>>39929018
Don't pin retards on us Americans. I'm an American, and I hate these kind of fucking idiots.

>>39929774
Oh..

>>39925310

Not /fph/, but it's still amazing.

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>>39925514
>FAECAL VOMITING: when shit comes up and out and up through your piehole.

There are no words.

>>39926557
K retard

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>>39925497
>>39925514
>>39925541
>>39925555

Deserves a cap.

>>39928084
I assume its from sitting down for most of the day

>>39925648
Thats because most of the people in this thread are fat fucks from reddit

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>>39926020
I can understand fat kids growing up into fat adults. They never knew any better and their bodies and minds were fucked up and warped before they had any chance of choice.
Hell, I was one. I just never accepted being fat as anything but a horrible thing. That brought on its own problems, of course, but I'm fit now.

What I CANNOT understand is people who get fat as an adult. It's absolutely incomprehensible to me. These people actually know better. They were skinny or fit when they were younger, they KNOW the difference.
It boggles my ruffles.

>Drinking a 2,000-calorie mass-gainer on the daily; shit is so filling that it cripples my ability to eat real food. Idea is to be at 4-5k per day, shake so filling I'm lucky to be at 3,000. mfw.

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>>39930124
forgot pic

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>>39925075
>>39927392

I see a resemblance.

>>39929018
>should of

>>39925089
>>39925099
Is this the same beast?

>>39925343
That guy probably has a metabolic condition. If it was brought on by genetics and not eating like shit for a decade, then he is really one of those one-in-a-million fatties where "muh genetics" is a valid excuse.

>>39925343
>skipping legs

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>yfw the hambeasts pushing the "thicc" meme keep moving the goalposts to the extent where the girls from the FPS/FPH threads eventually end up in the "The reason we lift" threads

>>39924074
WHat is your height and weight? That's ridiculously low.

Anyway, putting olive oul on shit like fish (especially canned tuna) is an awesome way to quickly add a few hundred calories. Also, butter on shit too.

>>39925280
>San Diego
Found your problem there, chief.

>tfw my desperate brother who could have (and has in the past) scored a nice thin qt with a good personality
>tfw instead after a rough divorce decided to marry the first pig he dated
>tfw she's morbidly obese, and in general an unhappy cunt in general. Very sarcastic and mean
>tfw she's going to have a baby soon and I'll probably only see my brother once every month or less now

It feels bad man. I wouldn't mind hanging out with him and his wife and his kid, but I can't stand his fucking wife. I can't fucking stand it!

>>39930574
That's OK, she probably can't stand either

>>39930649
kek not for very long anyway

>>39927027
At least they're in the gym. Never mock a fatty inside a gym. They're trying to get better. It may never work, but hey, not everyone makes it.

>>39929986
>fecal vomiting
>being so backed up that you vomit literal shit.
I really could have lived the rest of my life without knowing that is possible. Thanks anon.

>>39927071
How tall is she?
>tfw I started to stop being a fatass at 379 in June
>296 this morning
>never had health problems this bad but maybe because I'm a guy and 6'4
Thanks for the encouragement and [READ THE FUCKING STICKY] info, guys. Wouldn't be here without you.

>>39928138
This is what baffles me the most about fat people. I can understand binge-eating junk food like kebabs, burgers and pizza, because it's really moreish due to the salt. But how the fuck can someone construct (or purchase) some kind of chocolaty, sugary, creamy abortion and then happily sit there and eat all of it without feeling like some kind of disgusting sack of vomit?

I don't know if my perspective is skewed here because I don't even like sweets - but the look of sheer glee on their faces as they just drown whatever is in that bowl with cream is just sickening to me.

>>39930705
>>39929774

>>39925251
fucking comic sans

>>39931298
Oof.

>>39928333
Maybe I haven't had sleep paralysis, but I have woke up in the night feeling like I can't move. I'm usually in a weird state though, I'm extremely tired so it doesn't last very long, and I black out again.

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>>39931298
Kek

>>39931298
>Dat butthurt

Holy beta batman!

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>>39931298
>tries to date fatty
>get rejected
>insult fatty

>>39925075
Half oni

>>39931215
Sugar typically triggers reward centres in the brain. Much like cocaine.

>>39926557
>hurr durr muh perfect cardio bunnies

>>39931215
Sugar addiction, a lot of fatties are no different from junkies.

>>39926577
Due eye Luke like eye no hwat a jaypeg is?

>>39925089
>Hanging out with girl
>Start fucking girl
>Go down to lick her nipples
>Nipple hair
>Long, curly nipple hair

I broke things off with her

>>39931679
Bite it and pull.

>>39926997
This is not so far from the truth, but the thing they dont realize, is that your metabolism is controlled by diffrent hormones, and hormones are overtime controlled by your eating and lifestyle. If they had a good heatlhy diet, and stoped eating the stuff their body cant handle, they would stop gaining weight. Calories inn vs calories out is to easy. If you have to much cortisol in your body, you cant expect to loose weight, even if you eat very few calories. You have to eat the correct diet to lower your cortisol. Same goes for insuline.

>>39931679

>broke things off with her
>her

i have news for you

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>>39927027
THE ASS ON THE ONE IN THE BLACK PANTS AND WHITE SHIRT WOAAAAH NELLY

>>39928355
D..Did she get fat without getting bigger boobs?

>>39925514
>FAECAL VOMITING: when shit comes up and out and up through your piehole.
...

>>39926997
>metabolism as is used here is the total daily calorie expenditure for metabolic processes
>the larger you are, the more metabolic processes you have concurrently running, the higher your metabolism
>you need to intake more calories than your total daily calorie expenditure by a high amount to get fat

So they admit metabolism plays a role in it but somehow can't fathom that it has anything to do with eating

Fuck people

>>39929152
That jpg has a point. Before I started counting macros I was getting less than half the daily calories I was supposed to and it was almost all in fat.

>>39923899
>overweight, trying to lose weight
>eat one meal a day, just dinner
>struggle to even eat 1000 kcal, feel too full
Cut going pretty nicely.
Who else /blessed/?

>>39927648
>be a woman
>marry this fatass
>put up with him being a fat fuck
>encourage him to eat even more
>he dies because muh haes
>get all dat cash

Women have it easy.

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>>39925075
>>39927118
>BE HONEST OR I WILL GET ANGRY
>OR I WILL GET ANGRY

>>39925257
is that Marine Le Pen?

>>39932224
Yes

>>39931679
>>39931813
Gets caused by PCOS
I have it sparsely on my chest but I would have made sure it was plucked.

>>39926967
you know what... good for her.
I want to see these people get healthy.

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>>39927027

>>39931215
I once bought a can of condensed milk (the one used for flan) to eat straight from the can.
I had the desire since when I was a kid I wasn't allowed. I of course am different from then but still wanted to try it. I had about 2 tablespoons and threw the rest of the can out. Just knowing what I was eating sickened me. I no longer crave much anymore.

>>39932376
That shit is godly.
250ckal for 200ml
My kryptonite

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>>39932152
That is happening to my uncle right now verbatim. Fucking disgusting. Hes already having heart attacks and breathing problems.

Mfw he gets super pissed when family tells him to workout a bit and control his diet

>>39929596
KEK
Almost chocked to death

>>39925121
>bulking

>>39932248
She's not working out, dude, that is a fetish video.

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Anyone got the fungus chin-beast?

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>>39925211
It gets better

>>39932563
That new profile pic looks a bit slimmer, so maybe he is actually getting better.
>i want to feel a little bit of hope for humanity here.

>>39925619
Uhm, so does every skinnyfat dyel incel on 4chan. Its pathetic.

>>39925131
BREHS
R
E
H
S

>>39932617
He still looks like he's pushing 50.

>>39925497
>>39925514
>>39925541
>>39925555

The greentext itself was a fucking trainwreck, but still great story, Anon. Medfag stories are the best in these threads.

>>39925555
>The guys explained that her situation was no longer a stand-out case and is now accepted as merely ‘lifestyle choice’.
And they say Americans are the fat ones

nofap makes me have weird af dreams link raping my beother/sister or making out with my aunt no thanks I'll just fap

>>39924717
Don't fucking add beer or wine, just use whole milk or something else with actual nutritional benefits.

how can i get more weigh? im eating 5000+ kcal/day since months but it doesnt work.
122lb 6'1"

>>39925242
His shirt says I'm a wizard, but his pin says pirate. Which is it?

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>>39931679
Fuck, I was in a similar situation but I was the girl.
>Not expecting to do anything sexual
>Meet extremely attractive friend of friend
>Go back to apartment, start making out
>He starts licking my nipples
>Suddenly realize I hadn't plucked the 3 or 4 longish dark hairs that grow around my nipple
>He doesn't say anything but I am dying inside
>Eternal shame

Now I'm paranoid about making sure they are plucked. Apparently most girls have a few nipple hairs around their nipples, they just pluck them.

>>39927278
He got shot with a beanbag round.

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Holy SHIT is the show "My 600 pound life" a whirlwind of emotions. I watched season 1 and 4 and am currently on season 2.

FUCKING PENNY from season 2 is just the worst. She GAINED WEIGHT AFTER GASTRIC BYPASS. She did nothing for 6 months after the surgery (literally nothing) and thought she had lost over 300 pounds.

When the doctor called her out on her shit her excuse was

"BU..BUT I CAN REACH MY VAGINA AND CLEAN IT NOW. I COULDN'T DO THAT BEFORE".

AHHHHHHHHHH

>>39923899
same here
i try to eat more but i just feel disgted eating more than three times a day in more that average portions i just don't feel like eating any more at all
i don't get how fatties do it, how can they eat all the time

>>39931298
That's not even a good comeback, you just sound like a butthurt bitch

>>39932617
And he still refers to himself as "a little extra."

Is Secret Eaters the ultimate kino

Anybody have the medfag story about the chick with a rotten rejected fetus in her folds? Wanna show it to a paramedic friend of mine.

>>39931298
>takes shirtless selfies
>still too ugly for fatties
>fatty turns you down with an insult
>reply with a bro insult refering to an exercise she most likely doesn't understand

Whoa bud. Time for you to get off /fit/ for a while.

>>39924074
1.5k... LOL are you actually under 4'0? I lose weight at anything under 3k... and thats with no cardio

>>39925193
Well, I guess I'm gay now.

>>39933789
Do those dating sites even have the option to describe yourself as the fat fuck you are? Or are all the options ridiculous euphemisms?

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>>39934251
Only euphemisms anon. So are you planet sized or just full figured? Your pic attached.

I'm trying to eat my fancy prebiotic berry jello and these pictures are making me lose my appetite

>>39934326
>not "plush size XDD"

>>39933923
/fit/'ll do that to ya, one way or another....

>>39933663

I actually watch that show as inspiration to keep lifting and never let myself get anywhere near that fat.

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>>39925251
>mfw I went to college with the kid on the left
He also had a fucking Humans vs Zombies themed wedding shoot.

>>39925262
Where is his chin?

>>39925121
mirin vascularity

>>39925343
Looks like a skelly got stuck in his butt
This pic must be shopped

>>39932563
Ok, I got dumped a couple of months ago and I'm 34. Am I screwed now?

>>39933542
1) Stop having bulemia

>>39934667
Nah, my man

Once you reach the age of 25-30 the world belongs to you for, despite everything going on right now, this is a man's world

>>39931776
>tfw taking cortisol every day is the cure for asthma

>>39934326
obese and still no ass lmao

>>39925280
Why don't some of our actually hot /fit/izens ever msg one of these delusional cows?
Send her pics, play along, get her to reveal how desperate she is, then tell her what she really is and blow it all up in her face.
Might be fun.

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>>39935197
This sounds like a good idea, actually. Someone should try this.

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I thought the Mr. Creosote bit was fictional...

>>39925780
lel

>>39933663

CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THESE PEOPLE HAVE FUCKING MONEY TO SUPPORT THIS KIND OF LIFESTYLE!? IGNORING HOW MUCH MONEY THEY MUST SPEND ON FOOD HOW DO THEY GET AWAY WITH LIVING LIKE THIS AND NOT WORKING?

TLC program called my fat saved my life
See fit! being fat saves lives honest!!!
goddamn what a stupid program

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>>39933663

Just watched the ep. She's such a passive aggressive cunt to her poor lazy eyed enabling husband.

> BMI of 85.7

Literally FUCKING HOW!

>>39927097
If at any point in my life I got so fat that it took me FIFTY seconds to get out of a car I'd roll off a bridge

>>39930100
When you grow up, there's no one telling you what to do. Some people have no self control.
Plus some adults have disposable income and no time so they eat shitty. Also I got a lot of free food at my old job. If you didnt watch Yourself it was easy to get fat.

>>39935323
They have spouses who are too much of a pussy to say anything about being a fatass to them, and so they keep supporting them.

>>39926997
>Genealogy
What does the study of family trees and lineages have to do with her being obese?

>>39933663

> I should be in the neighborhood of having lost about 340lbs

It's people like this that make my blood boil. People who don't try deserve the hate.

https://youtu.be/2ygvFstL74o

>>39925121
>sup bro nice tits

>>39925780
>I know I'm a great catch
>I lack confidence
How the fuck does that work?

>>39933789
Body type:
>average

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>>39925514
>faecal vomiting
>FAECAL VOMITING
>F A E C A L
>V O M I T I N G

why

>>39932563
>Some c++ as a language
Amazing

>>39925497
Wow you can't greentext for shit can you

Fucking abbo

>>39926395
I've seen this guy on Omegle before.

>>39925131
Ass so big you can see it from the front

>>39925497

Tried to translate proper greentext for my /fit/ bros

>A whale of a tale, /fit/

>LIFESTYLE CHOICES IN CONTEMPORARY 'STRAYA

>In 2003 I commenced paramedic training in Brisbane, Australia
>as part of the course we shadowed operational paramedics for a week to prepare us for going on road.
>One morning we received a dispatch call for a “22 year old female, severe difficulty breathing”
>a call of this seriousness would normally be accompanied by additional pertinent information
>suspicion.exe
>zoomed there under lights and sirens
>on arrival I walked straight to the front door
>other medfags retrieved their gear
>knocking urgently
>grubby fat young slob casually opened the door and just looked at me in my uniform
>informed him of the emergency call we’d received to this address
“ah yes, that’s for my girlfriend. Be careful where you walk – the pups have been a bit messy”.
>Translation: their three puppies shitting unrestrained for the past six months
>turds everywhere
>Some were squashed completely flat from being trodden on, others were dry, some still moist.
>The other two paras arrived and we followed the boyfriend in.
>I was so focussed on where I trod, that I didn’t see the patient until I was at her feet.
>The stench became almost overwhelming.
>As I looked up, I saw a mechanised reinforced recliner chair,
>light brown fluid splattered all over it.
>Fallen by its side was a similarly splattered weight bearing table.
>And there on the ground, emitting guttural sounds from a yet unseen head, was our patient.
>Naked
>massively obese
>her reddened, sore skin glistening with the same light brown liquid.

>SPOILER: it's shit.

Second translation

>>39925514
>LIFESTYLE CHOICES IN CONTEMPORARY 'STRAY, PART II

> It transpires that she lives in the recliner 24/7,
>at night she reclines and in the morning, up she comes again.
>Because of the pain she is permanently on opiates
>opiates cause constipation
>constipation is worsened by a diet of cake and biscuits
>wrappers littered the ground around her chair

>She has a bowel motion once every 5 to 9 days
>she suffers faecal vomiting.

>FAECAL VOMITING: when shit comes up and out and up through your piehole.

>>39925280
>Speaks English

Pssssh, she should be more ashamed of being a monolingual pleb

>>39934885
It sucks, I have crohns and had very high cortisol levels for 7 years. I became obese. Took cortisol medication and both my crohns and my weight got worse. After that, I tried to cure my crohns with diet, and now my cortisol level and weight is down. Only a couple more kg's to go before Im considered normal weight according to my bmi.
I tried to diet and lose weight while my crohns was active and my cortisol levels were high, and there was not a snow balls chance in hell it would work. My best advice for everyone who ask me how to lose weight is to get healthyer first. Sadly, alot of people are fighting a battle they cant win with normal weapons.

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>>39934326

>>39933542
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass.

>>39936245
>>39936272

No. No that cannot be real. That cannot

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_vomiting

Goddammit.

>>39935323
>>39935540

There are people who routinely have a TRIPLE DIGIT BMI.

These people are usually on disability for some bullshit reason and want people to wait on them all the time while they live in a bed. They are the ultimate human parasite.

>>39936375
Ok Serj ;p

>>39936440

>Triple digit BMI

How the fuck is that even possible?

Does one literally take on the shape of a beanbag chair?

>>39925514
>Fecal vomiting

Is that a life threatening condition? As in you'll die within days if it goes untreated?

I'm guessing she died.

Thanks guys. I just through away my half a jar of knock off jelly belly's. Fuck this shit, I'm only 164lbs but I eat like total crap. No more.

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>>39936532
They're spherical.

>>39931679
My ex had them, just tried to work around them. A hair or two in my teeth wasn't the end of the world.

>>39925075
Well, Godzilla is japanese right?

>>39931679
Hope you're waxed clean if you're bothered by a strand of hair. Don't think being a man makes it appealing to get hair in your mouth from sucking your balls or biting your nips

>>39930195
Pffft, good one.

> 600lbs life
> Zsalynn's Story
> Husband is chubby chaser
> Doesn't want her to lose weight
> Actively making her life harder and taunting her with food
> Acts like a total cunt to his wife and his daughter

God dam fuck that guy. I hate fat people but I can't hate when they actually try.

>>39935888
>scene with her peeing
>cut straight to the husband bring fried nuggets or whatever that are in strips
>the shape plus lighting of the scene made those nuggets look like turds thanks to the prior scene of her peeing
God damn it, that episode has successfully created a pavlovian response in me. I'm going to swear off that stuff because from now on I can only think of it as being turds.

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SHE'S SO FAT, THE BMI CAN'T CLASSIFY HER.

>>39925121
llllllllladies

>>39935323
The show pays for the surgery. They live off beta spouses and entitlement programs like welfare, disability, etc..

>Khalid bin Mohsen Shaari (born 1991) is a Saudi Arabian man who in August 2013 was found to be the heaviest person on the planet and the second heaviest person in recorded history at 610 kg (1345 lbs), behind Jon Brower Minnoch. He also had a BMI of 204, the highest ever recorded. He was ordered by King Abdullah to be transferred from his home, which he had been unable to leave for over 2 years, to the country's capital, Riyadh, to receive treatment. As a result of this, in a mere six months, he managed to lose a total of 320 kg, more than half his body weight


There's people losing 320kg in 6 MONTHS if you just spank them hard enough.

>>39937191
Haha wow, he's so fat that the King had to tell him lose weight.

>>39933663
I wonder what it's like having Don Vito for a father.

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>>39925193
JFC

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>>39936440
>In severe cases of bowel obstruction or constipation (such as those related to Clozapine-treatment) fecal vomiting has been identified as a cause of death
>fecal vomiting has been identified as a cause of death
I wish I had never clicked on that link

>>39925541
This creature should be burned with the boyfriend and entire house.

>>39926130
Degenerate. Use a moon cup. Also your forearms tell me that you're still a fat fuck.

>>39937435
Is that real? That is my ideal body, how do I attain this form?

>>39925203
Holy shit, isn't that deeker?

>>39937448
>Louis Theroux's Weird Weekends: Fat colony

>>39925343
looks like cushing

>>39937459
heh

>>39934885
inhaled corticosteroids have minimal systemic effects. No excuse to get fat.

>>39937069
Link?

>>39937677
Literally in the thread
>>39935888

>>39937701
Lo siento fampai

>>39937516
Is that a dude?

>>39926967
why the fuck are her legs that color

>>39937713
No hay problema

>>39926967
How do you get this fat? Serious question. Do you just eat all day nonstop? How many calories a day do you need to eat to sustain that?

>>39925121

127 Hours: Fat Edition

>>39937872
lel

>>39937448
is that Andy Dick?

New thread?

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>[I don't set goals because] it's a way for people to very easily get comfortable and not achieve their best
Bitch, you're already doing nothing but getting comfortable like you used to. YOU'RE NOT EVEN ACHIEVING ANY DAMN THING, LET ALONE YOUR BEST. Having no goals is why you're STILL like this.

Fuck, this episode is infuriating.

>>39925555
They should issue you guys bolt pistols so you can put them out of their misery.

1/2
This is absolutely repulsive

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>>39938024
Oops 1/2

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Aaand she cries again after saying that the dietitian's words are bullshit.

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>>39925251
>>39925251
comic fucking sans

>>39926524
underrated post

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>>39933820
This one?

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>>39938038
2/2
And this fat fuck isn't joking either

>>39938056
>if you mention the word fun in your profile i swipe left

Why?

The sad thing is women do significantly better on tinder regardless of how they look, so she's probably finding guys willing to go out with her.