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being fit has made people think I am a child abuser 2017-01-06 10:45:38 Post No. 39922372
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being fit has made people think I am a child abuser
Anonymous
2017-01-06 10:45:38
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This happened today and now people in my fucking street think I am a pedophile.
>Walking home from the gym today
>Walk past a couple of girls who are in the grass next to the path
>They are playing jump rope
>Think it is really cute, because I haven't seen this in a long time, and did't realise little girls still didit
>I jump rope to work out, find it fun cardio
>the girls look at me
>I smile, then notice that one of the girls looks a little chubby
>don't want her to get sick
>approach the girls
>kneel next to them
>grab the chubbier ones arm
>''you know jumping rope is great cardio, watch your calories and you'd have a really nice body''
>smile and rub her arm
>hear a scream
>'WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?'
>turn and a man is there
>panic and run off, run round the street once and come home
I'm scared as fuck. I don't know if they know where I live, I never speak to the people on this street but my parents might. I just wanted to help them get fit fuck.
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>>39922372
>you'd have a really nice body
Kek
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Kek anon if this really happened you are a dumbass
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I luled, I hope this story is true.
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>Friday
>able to watch the kids for a bit
>spend most of the morning with them
>decide to take them outside in afternoon
>"an hour a day is an hour of play!"
>see the neighborhood autist walking down the street
>for some reason this rotund fellow wears a large belt around his gut every time I see him, maybe it's it safety belt
>he seems to be eying my wife's daughters
>comes closer and struggles to kneel down, almost crushing one of them
>"you know, little baby, jumping rope is GREAT cardio, watch your calories and you'd have a really, REALLY, REALLY nice body. Mind if I save it?"
>he started grinning and rubbed her arm
>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
>he bolted off as fast as his stubby legs could take him
>no collar on him, must be a stray
>call the autist catcher and report him
I'm scared as fuck right now. I don't know where he lives. I never speak to him on the street, but I just wanted to find him a good home.
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>>39922372
off topic, but how you master double under?
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>>39922762
Man, I really hope Obsidian announces Vampire 2 soon.
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>>39923100
Top level kek
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