ITT we describe our gym regulars

>5'2" asian
>decent arms
>arms bigger than legs
>walks around with a chip on his shoulder
>tries to size everyone up but nobody even bothers to pay attention
>mean mugs anyone that pushes over 2 plate on bench or 3 plate on squats

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>korean turbo-manlet
>seen him at the gym for over three years
>always lifting the same weight
>around the same size as he was when he first got here
>powerlifting training
>pulls sumo
>laughingwomen.jpg
>always listening to music
>never talks to anyone else

>be me

>>39920817

Kek

5'2 black manlet
>been benching sub 1pl8 for 5 months, same weight every time
>walks around in compression clothes and takes off his shirt to reveal his skelly body which he thinks is lean
>hasn't improved

Some gay PT and his balding client
>client looks the same after 1 year
>PT tells him to do random meme exercises
>PT tells him not to do any barbell exercises because "they're bad for your joints"
>client quarter goblet squats while the PT sits there on his phone on Grindr
>both the PT and client look like absolute shit

Asian DYELs
>come in in packs and take up 3 benches
>meme exercises
>dumbbell bicep curls while sitting down--not even concentration curls
>benching the bar

Overweight girl who thinks she's a powerlifter
>comes in wearing a belt
>wears a belt for every exercise
>deadlifts 135 pounds
>walks around with ILS
>squats 95 pounds

My gym is a circus. I feel like I'm the only normal one.

>>39920756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJelEXaPhJ8

this laugh?

>>39920817
eat more

>newly pastor (saw him in the local newspaper) who always grunts and curses mildly, about 25 yo
>huge beast, 8/10 ultra friendly with his 6/10 gf
>60ish yo english dude (im european but not english) who's always reading philosophy

>weird turkish guy that talks to EVERYONE that enters the gym
>noobs mistake him for the cool regular and engage in conversation with him
>takes them a few days to figure out he is an A grade autist
>by that time it is too late
>he has already latched on to them and will bore them to death with weird conversations every time he sees them (he is in the gym 5-6 days a week, for 3 hours. Unemployed obv)
>says he is going to go to the US next year to compete (yurop here) while he looks like shit

>huge roided slav that brings his skele son with him
>son walks around like he owns the place while being 5'8 120lbs

>two 16yo guys
>one obviously knows what he is doing and is making good progress
>the other one always comes along doing the same exercises but doesn't eat
>looks the same except slightly more sinewy
>should probably go up to him once and tell him to eat more

Strange old guy
>Somehow looks at about natty limit
>Manlet
>Only ever seen him use smith machine, babby weights
>Always wears wifebeaters
>Paces around with invisible watermelons looking deranged for 20 minutes between 30 second sets
>Friends with everyone in the gym despite looking like hes about to snap and brain somebody with a DB

>>39921253
Same gym
Fucking Gymfu bullshit team
>Man and a woman, about midforties
>Wearing matching dark blue tracksuit
>Refuse to use the right equipment for any exercise, like wrist curls on bench press etc.
>Practice shitty 'judo' in the fucking middle of the free weight section, I'm waiting for the day they get a pl8 dropped on them
>Get those sticks you stretch with, and swing them around as fast as they can, pretending they're ninjas. Once again in the middle of the free weight section
>Pray before each set. They kneel and stare at the floor while mumbling before any exercise
>Look painfully smug during all of this
I hate them a lot.

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>>39920756
>curlbro
>beer gut
>uses machines when not working arms
>mfw it's me

>manager if the gym
>5'6
>competes in bodybuilding
>just fucking massive and lean
>barely works out cuz roids
>does strictly hypertrophy work
>women always are like "can you help me with my squat form ;)"
>he sighs and helps
>hates all teenagers

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>>39921096
i try.

>fucking disgusting dude with nasty moustahce
>we call him "possum"
>only works upper body
>is that dude who puts fucking 300 lbs on the cable machines and swings the weight
>does lat pulls as if he is a human bungee cord
>has a high ass voice
>6'4
>walks on his tip toes to get calf work but it never helps

>>39920756
>Only gym regular I actually notice
>this asian curl bro at my gym
>comes to the gym both of his parents
>maybe trying to get them to a healthier lifestyle
>oldman is always says hi to everyone,nice guy
>anyways I curl every other day, but I usually the same weight for curls and some other exercises
>one day looking for the dumbbells of my preference, found out one is missing
>wtf, that doesn't make sense
>walk out the gym, can't find it
>hear it dropping across the gym
>curlbro is using two different dumbbells, superseting both weights for each arms for several sets
>I haven't been able to curl in peace ever since
>later realized dude hits an obnoxious amount of curl variations in the same fashion
>never hit legs, do chest and triceps every now and then
>even made fun of him and his instructor for this, and the instructor heard
>mfw didn't hit biceps direct work for weeks
>mfw even though I've been going to for less than three months I have bigger biceps

>>39920756

>6 DYEL high school mini-chads that do the same 5 or 6 iso accessory lifts every day

>another high school kid who seems like he might actually know what he's doing,
>squats benches and deadlifts.
>He asks for some advice sometimes so we kinda bro it out a little. no homo

>super friendly old guy that loses 15lbs of sweat ever day with strange bw exercises and cardio.
>He always likes to have full on conversations in the locker room when he's ass naked though, which is a little off-putting.

>Part-time PT guy that has his clients do some of the memiest routines then does even memier routines when he's training.
>I don't think he likes me bc I can't help but laugh at some of the retarded shit he puts his clients through.
>None of them have gotten any real gains in the past 8ish months. in the same time that I went from squatting 185lb to 315lbs.

>Gym owners daughter is a super hot squat chick. Blue-eyed Blonde, nice big ass, nice white smile.
>does every variation that has ever existed of leg and glute training.
>She works the reception desk some days too so I talk to her quite a bit.
>goes to Uni in the city though so she's not around as much as she was in the summer
>whytho.jpg
>We chirp each other about who can squat more all the time, breddy gud times

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>turbo-turk with superman hair flick
Jacked as fuck with a low bf, seems like an all-round cool dude. Keeps to himself, doesnt ever need a spot.
>strongfat dad
Hes got a fat belly but hes clearly pretty strong.
>scantily clad cardio bunny
I only ever see her running on the treadmill but she does it for a good solid hour without stopping at varying paces.

Everyone else is just generic athletic young person.

>>39920756
theres this band of filipeno people that work out, they're all roughly the same height of 5'2-5'4 and its a mix of males and females, they havent done anything wrong to warrant my hatred but i cant help it

>>39920817
>korean
p-pics?
preferably shirtless?

"school shooter"

>early/mid 20s guy, maybe late 20s with a bit of a babyface
>about 5'9" +/- an inch, 165-175 lbs
>does mostly compounds with a few accessories, most of his lifts are pretty intermediate
>never talks to anybody
>always has his headphones in
>stares off into space between sets
>gives off a pretty depressed vibe, like he's mentally checked out of life and just going through the motions at this point

>>39921501
where do you live

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There is an autistic (I think) man who goes to my gym. He ONLY works his chest and has a huge chest and tiny arms and a tiny head as a result

He CONSTANTLY walks around shouting 'BIG CHEST ARRRHHH' and thumping his chest. I've spoken to him and he is very nice, and tells me his life goal is for his chest to get so big it overtakes his arms so he has to stretch his arms out of his body like a tortoise (he has 5 pet tortoises)

Don't even know if I feel bad for him. He is achieving his goals, meanwhile I hate my life.

>Death metal guy
>wears scary ass shirts of actual snuff porn
>One time i cut him off on accident driving home
>he tailgated me until he hit my bumper
>Goes in the sauna and listens to death metal max volume with bleeding earbuds until everyone leaves.
>never speaks

>>39921501
anon that's me

>60+ year old asian lady
>sits on leg press machine
>doesn't release safety latch
>just bounces it up and down for what seems to me like 20-30 min unless someone comes by and asks how long, then she'll immediately get up for you.

>>39921501
Yeah, you've probably described a fair amount of /fit/

>>39921565
>thatsthejoke.jpg

>manlet roid gut dude in his early 30's
>shittone of tats
>crusty ass skin
>thinks he's some kind of fashion model causehe wears glasses
>he matches her snapback with his t-shirts
>he's fucking dumb and doesn't know anything about nutrition
>recently started training people
>everytime they use a bigger weight they can't handle
>he helps them out
>last set is always a dropset

Japanese olympic running team works out in my city, due to higher elevation
Very polite, very quiet.
Do endless light weight leg excercises and stretches
Some are really qt

>>39921549
best itt

>>39921520
Tfw your life is so shit, seeing someone else be happy accomplishing their shitty, retarded goals makes you jealous.

>>39921549
Holy shit, I have the exact same person in my gym.
also those old asian men who don't realize the hammer-press bench machine is for chest. They get on the machine, push it into position with their legs, and do that for reps at light weight. They just let their arms hang at their sides. I'm so glad I don't use the machine.

>>39921654
24 hour fitness in la habra? :)

>>39921586
That's amazing, you can bang an olympian.

>DYEL 5'7 manlet
>smallest guy in the gym
>always wears running pants
>always checking himself out in the mirrors even though he looks like shit
>I think he's trying to do SS while cutting, so obviously no gains
>makes brief eye-contact with other people before glancing away
>doesn't really look like he knows what he's doing

>it's me

>50 year old bearded pagan
>upside down pentagram tattoo on neck
>groans "Satan commands it" in between reps
>saw him working at a dog shelter nearby

>>39921672
Sperg, so nah.
And let me emphasize the quiet part.
They're there to train, and not much else.

I've seen Jeff Seid at my gym a few times, I live close to where he's from

>>39921520
OHMAIGAWDWHAT

>>39921341
eat BIG c'mon!!!

>guy walking with a hobble and missing an arm below the shoulder
>super nice, has held the door for me on more than one occasion
>probably because I stop myself before saying "let me give you a hand"
>asks me if he should use the leg press to try and correct his walk
>tell him to go for it

>>39921682
I swore this was talking about me for a sec

>>39921498
Agreed. All koreans should post towel only cbt itt.

>College drop out Tourette's autismo
>doesn't talk to anyone
>headphones blaring
>mom's spaghetti on the gym equipment already
>mostly does machines and half rep free weights
>literally yells "fuck" "shit" "ass" in rotation every 3rd rep

It's funny to see how new members react to him

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>q.t. 9/10 Zelda clone with amazing butt
> works at gym desk and occasionally jumps in to work out, primarily flutes.
>dates farmersonly.com boys

>>39920756
Sounds like me

>>39921501
you just described 75% of /fit/

>tanned old douchebag who thinks that he owns the place
>that silent juicer who only enters, does his thing and leaves
>the OG lifter who was at that gym before everybody and knows everybody

>6'4" dude who's been working out for over a decade
>total T-Rex mode since all he does are lower body exercises
>if a T-Rex could be that chiseled, that is
>would ride him like crazy if he ever started upper body exercises

>>39921672
>meet some qt female Olympic athletes at a friend's wedding
>they would go on 2 hour long runs and come back without a single drop of sweat on them
>had magnificent quads
>both ridiculously autistic
>couldn't hold a conversation about anything other than the Olympics
>would stutter and mumble if it wasn't Olympic related

Shame, but I guess you have to dedicate literally your entire life to it to make it.

>3 dudes early age 18-23
>deadlift intermediate weight (3-4plates)
>slam weights to floor (more than just dropping the bars, they actually try to slam it when going back down)

Got one guy I see pretty much every time I go
>Old bald arab guy
>Around 40-50years old
>Big guy, 6'4 with huge arms
>Also has a huge gut
>Crazy strong though, and seems nice enough
>Talks to pretty much every person in the gym
>Never talks to me though because I'm aspie and keep to myself

Another dude
>Always wears the same clothes, let's hope he washes regularly
>Very often shadow boxes between sets
>He looks "fit", but is small
>When I started working out I was about his size
>Couple of months later and I'm bigger whereas he has done no progress
>Ever since, it feels like he's staring at me a lot
>Haven't seen him around in a couple of weeks


New face:
>Came with this year's NYR delivery
>Bald and overweight 20-something
>Walks around looking super confident like he knows exactly what his purpose in the gym is
>Unfortunately he's doing some kind of meme routine
>Should just be doing compounds and hitting the treadmill
>Instead he's doing shit like one handed upright rows in the smith
>Some kind of weird rain dance cardio in between sets
>Various machines


But by far the most common guy at my gym is the average curlbro. Dozen different arm excercises + some chest and then they leave

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Let's step it up and do a fit stereotype sacavanger hunt and post images and videos of these faggots

>5'7 manlet
>obviously roided
>lmao 4.5plaetdeadlift
>always there with 9/10 gf
>loud
>constantly spots people who aren't asking to be spotted
>Shouts "one more" everytime

>Deranged autisstic dude
>always has a book
>only comes in late at night
>same clothes always
>constantly fast walks between whatever he's doing
>never seen him do an exercise
>massive balding spot and long hair combo looks terrible

>jacked short qt3.14
>legit might be roiding
>intense
>does every exercise under the sun.
>shy as fuck
>will procreate with soon

>stacy
>blonde
>hot
>always wears pink ass shorts
>thrives on everybody noticing her
>does legit exercises though.
> Does 95 bent over rows

>my goals
>tanktop
>jacked
>6'2
>always checking his form in the mirror
>squats 4 plate ATG and benches 2.5 plaet perfect form
>not a great face though

>>39920817
you're obviously doing something wrong anon

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>>39920756
the girls scare me, senpai

>>39921501
kek

>>39921085
WHO GIVES A SHIT THEY'RE FREAKS

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>skele 5'9 125lb at gym
>squats 55kg 3x5
>heavy mouth breathing sitting on floor between sets
>listening to anime music loud in earphones
>mumbles 'fk sake' each time fails a set and racks bar aggresively
>mfw it's me

>>39921751
>>39921498

>tfw my gymbro is tall, stronk korean guy. I would find him hot if not for the fact that we've been friends since high school and now it's just weird to think about him like that

>>39921984

>tall
>Korean

Pick one.

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>>39921501
>when the description fits me 100%

>>39922001
6'2 korean dyel reporting

Roger Klotz
>>regular ass dude, lifts 1/2/3/4
>>haircut like Roger Klotz from Doug

Resident powerlifter
>>looks fat as fuark
>>beats headphones, sometimes just on head, not even on ears
>>"bro you gotta hit that 30 minute window post-workout"
>>lifts some damn good weight though

Middle eastern manlet
>>jacked as fuark
>>crosseyed
>>lifts with fugly gf, they speak Arabic 24/7
>>speaks English fine, but sounds actually retarded

Weird chick
>>in good shape, has a nice fat ass
>>uses machines incorrectly, does retarded "exercises"
>>smith machine for half her workout

Typical gym-bro
>>jacked
>>slams NO-Xplod during workout
>>spills the shit all over the floor, doesn't clean up

Crossfit wannabe
>>Supersets every goddamn thing
>>sings as he lifts
>>i'm not fucking kidding

Firefighter
>>lifts with goddamn cowboy boots on
>>drives lifted F150 gasser

Honestly, overall, i can't complain. I like my gym, most people keep to themselves, never crowded. It's legit. The only outliers are the ones above

>>39921465
I need Reinhardt's Routine.

>Everyone else is just generic athletic young person.
For some reason that's kind of nice. Nothing wrong with young athletic people doin their thing.

>>39921984
im gonna need proof for that

>>39921889
I'm pretty sure I've seen you talk about #2 before, in another thread like this one.

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>>39921501
>mfw thats me

>>39922100
Come to my gym tomorrow around noon. I think we're gonna hit chest

>>39921501
.....this is me except I'm a little bigger at 6'0 185lbs, I actually had a harrowing feeling reading this thinking someone from /fit/ was posting about me

>>39922105
Yeah that was probably me, I made a thread like this not too long ago

Talked about #1 too

#3 is new though (as mentioned)

>>39922148
which gym?

The moleman
>5' 4 manlet
>permanent scowl as a result of his near-blindness
>always wears 80's tracksuits
>very rarely see him actually lift
>acts as a sort of coach to a number of insecure women in their fifties

Saddam Hussein
>Iraqi
>also a manlet
>has been going to the gym for longer than I have
>long since passed him in strength and size
>only see him do light weight isolations
>saw him hitting on a woman once
>never seen her since

POLSKA
>polish dude that does the most retarded shit
>when not lifting he's pacing up and down the gym talking on his phone
>does this for a ridiculous amount of time
>all of the sudden breaks into a set of quarter-rep BW squats in the middle of the gym
>besides that, I've only seen him do triceps extensions, leg raises, calf raises and the most retarded looking cheat curls I've ever seen
>it's like a ballistic curl/calf raise/hip thrust combo

Swole Patrol
>6' 2
>Pretty buff
>Probably the biggest guy in the gym
>Actually curls in the squat rack
>No one confronts him about it

Autisticus skellitus
>Lanky skeleton
>Always wears a hoodie and sweatpants
>Wears adipowers, SBD knee sleeves and a belt to squat 2pl8 and some change
>Hogs the squat rack like a motherfucker
>When not squatting he's sitting on a bench someone else might've used for something productive
>Doesn't wipe it off when he gets up, leaving a visible residue of ass sweat

That's me

>>39922148
i mean post a pic of your friend, preferably shirtless

Brazilian Manlet
>Pretty Ripped
>Always talks/signs to himself in Spanish
>Only see him lifting huge weights and then going for a 30 minute relaxation session.
>Pretty jacked, I do 'mire

3 Fatty friends that barely come in
>Come in for max 30 min
>Always go for bench and chest
>All lift a bit more than me more than me but that's not saying much

Fellow skelly
>Always has a protein shake with him
>I'm secretly looking at how much he lifts so he doesn't outdo me
>Always says hi to me

ugly-faced but nice ass slut
>only seems to exercise her ass
>moans and groans
>pretty nice ass

awkward white guy
>deadlifts 1 pl8
>looks at everyone but pretends he doesn't
>blasts gym radio because no headphones
>asks for spot on last set of 45kg bench
>me

>>39921085
>walks around with ILS
these faggots are the funniest clowns

>>39922184
>Brazilian
>Always talks/signs to himself in Spanish
black-man-with-question-marks.jpg

>>39922001
I know a Korean guy who's like 6'2

>>39922193
sings, kek

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>>39922222

>>39922168
I knew what you meant

>>39922160
it's a 24 hour gym near chicago

>>39922222
W I T N E S S E D

>>39922222
C H E C K E D

>>39922222
oh shiiii

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>>39920756
>Asian Manlet with glasses
>he's breddy strong
>chubby asian guy who doesnt speaj english very much, breddy strong
>/fit/ asian guy sumoing 4pl8 diddly and 3pl8 squat
>black guy who does 90% calisthenics for that there aesthetics
>Old treadmill guy who does like 3mph
>qt3.14 gym girl who works the reception table; p-pls respond, she played on the basketball team. Extra qt
>cardio qt's mirin my pace on the tread, but can only get a few occasional glances from reception qt. Shoo shoo overexposed cardio bunnies
>girl who is a 4/10 outside of gym and her routine was like 90% mirror selfies
>chubby black dude who looks like a fish (mirin progress, has no fat belly anymore)
>weight lifting qt that everyone has a crush on, is adopted and has a boyfriend twice her age, red flags everywhere
>male gym receptionists who is balding and does oly lifts
>Black fraternity guy with glasses who doesnt know how to act (around blacks he acts hood, around non blacks he's very intelligent)
>viking looking dude who only wears sweatpants and a tanktop
>really awkward canadian guy who always talks to me about a girl he got turned down by again. (Says he onky wants to get toned)
>pervuvian manlet who wears dbz shirts, gym bro
>bangladeshi tall dude who's breddy strong and listens to anime music while he lifts. Breddy cool gymbro
>Autist who always tries to talk to reception qt after seeing her mire my 10k on the tread

Mfw that's me

>n-notice me qt...

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>>39922222

>jacked middle-aged guy
>might be roiding
>big as fuck back and arms 6'0
>nice guy and pretty hot not homo

>old DYEL man
>he was a fat fuck before
>lost like 70 punds
>now he looks skinny fat

>qt3.14s
>there are like 10-20
>mostly in class like zumba, bachata and etc

>3 chinese guys
>two of them are like 5'10 and 5'8
>always speaking in chinese loud as fuck
>mostly doing exercises that the other chink do
>the other is like 5'6 but lifts like 4 times more than them

>black guys
>when they do exercises like curls is like they are dancing
>nearly every exercise done with momentum
>one of them curls like motherfucking 75 dumbbells

>gym owner
>former bodybuilder now bearmode
>pretty nice guy
>always talks with the girls (only hot ones)

>gym owner's wife
>mid 30s
>pretty hot butterface

>fat guy
>comes like a month and dissapears for 3
>still the same weight
>looks like he lurks /a/

>boxing trainer
>looks like a typical old man
>pretty much can beat out the shit of nearly the 90% of the gym
>his nose looks like jelly

>middle-aged women
>over than a year coming and nearly no changes
>they are very ugly

no pajeets or arabs

>>39922193
Do you mean Portuguese?

Every person who gives me an evil eye because I'm stronger than them naturally

>>39921253
>invisible watermelons

Fuckin kek

these are my regulars. everyone is white and male unless otherwise stated:

power lift korean
>early 20s
>5'10
>lifts a fuckton
>pretty social and helps people struggling in gym

middle aged very fit white couple
>social and nice to others
always working out together and wearing caps the odd time

hooded giant
>mid 20s
>6 foot bulky guy
>always wears a hoodie and trackpants
>quiet mostly but has his social circle
>gives off a scary vibe, looks always angry

rich piana
>hes a short less juiced version of rich (still red)
>intimidating but social
>wears muscleshirts to give off the 100% rich piana chest

cardio chinese
>6'2, thin, glasses
>late 20s or early 30s
>does lots of cardio
>super defined lean build
>quiet, doesn't socialize but always looks happy

hipster twins
>both 6 foot 3
>lean built
>glasses
>workout together

short cap guy
>title
>20s
>nicely defined
>social but angry while lifting

personal trainer
>dad guy, bald, usually wears a top
>spotting usually older clients
>social and you know he wants to help everyone if it wasn't his job

personal trainer woman
>average height middle age
>built (looks like she can kill you or MMA)
>hot mom kinda thing going on
>social, works out during breaks

before and after guy
>wears cap
>started out pretty overweight
>does 100% cardio, mostly sitting treadmill
>always listening to ipod
>now almost average weight
>starting to lift

popular highschool classmate
>6 foot 2
>fit
>has a less hot gf than he did in HS (he had a 10/10 in hs)
>lifts more than me (his gf probably also)
>social with gym, looks pretty attractive
>was a class clown, neutreal with me
>what I want to be minus his current gf.jpeg

gym crush babe
>went to same highschool
>popular
>doesn't visit the gym often
>5'8, between thin and thick, brown hair, perfect face, ass and boobs
>always comes with a different female friend, semi social
>mostly does treadmill and cardio yoga shit
>I will never have that
>wojaksuicide.jpeg

me
>>39921501

>>39922222
in

>>39921501
/fit/

>>39921412
Fuark you sound like such a whinger

>>39922434
S-Sorry, Anon.

>>39921457

>qt skwat girl

So you gonna try to fuck that or what?

>>39921528
no way someone wouldnt tell that edgelord to fuck off with his gay music in the sauna? that would piss me off so bad

>>39921685
>pagan
>upside down pentagram
>"Satan commands it"
That's probably not a pagan, Anon.

>>39921861
LONDON

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>>39921901
>will procreate with soon

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Anyone else ever read these entire threads to see if someone has described you?

Mexican manlet
>5'5
>definitely on roids
>0 compound movements, ever
>shadow boxes EXCESSIVELY all the time
>clearly never actually trained in boxing
>jacked as all fuck

Asian QT3.14 OlyLifter
>5'5, nice face
>lean af
>could be in any given kung fu movie
>deadlifts
>squats
>clean & jerk
>weighted pull-ups
>oh mama.jpg

>>39922277

>10k on the tread

LMAO what is that like a 45 min recovery on the track? Fucking bitch nigga.

>>39922277
Thats an insane roll

>>39923011
Yeah im always secretly hoping desu

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>>39921520
Bench strong, turtle man

>>39922028

B A F F L E D

>that feel when reddit stole the baffled meme

>mexican manlet (maybe like 5'1 +/- 1)
>lifts pretty decent weight for his size
>often hangs out with a posse of like 3-4 other mexicans, all lift less than him despite being taller
>has insane core strength, will just start doing things like human flagpoles and those invisible stairs out of nowhere
>lip syncs and jams out to whatever's in his headphones
>actually a really cool dude once you get to know him

>>39921973
GOMAD

>me

>brown DYEL
>can't even squat 2pl8 with good form
>wears quite revealing mid thigh shorts
>always deloads bars and puts weights in its original place, even though they were scattered before, like an autistic retard
>always brings worn t-shirts, some even have holes in it
>does yoga stretches after workout, looks ridiculous and gay

I just love to stretch

>>39921501
god fucking dammit that's me.

>pair of pajeets
>at gym same time as me every day
>no consistency in their workouts
>one is tall and fuckboi tryhard haircut
>other looks like a failed abortion - his face literally looks like a melted crayon
>never wipe equipment, smells like a spice rack after they are done
>not sure if melty is looking at me or not (his eyes look in two different directions)
>both walk around like they are muscle locked and are carrying shopping bags around

>>39921501

Holy fuck its me....

>>39921671
Yes... La Mirada, I'm not even joking.

>old mussolini looking dude
>looks like he's fat but just has distended gut
>always pulls surprisingly heavy weights
>quite friendly but doesnt talk

that teenage douchebag that wears tight superhero shirts and does pullups in the power cage or rows on the bench press

>>39922191
What is ILS?

>>39921520
kek, that's great.

>>39921412
Holy shit you sound like a colossal faggot

>>39921501
>>gives off a pretty depressed vibe, like he's mentally checked out of life and just going through the motions at this point
new banner

>>39922277
Nice digits

>>39921901
godspeed anon

>>39922222
what the fug

>>39921412
You're a fucking cunt. Pick up the next heavier pair of dumbbells, or do what chinky guy does and curl with one arm.

>>39921520
>>39923352
this

>>39921517
In my house.

>>39924817
Invisible Lat Syndrome

>>39921501
Sounds like my boyfriend

>>39921229
Erm... what country?

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I thought no one would notice you if you just do your thing and lift /fit/?? You lied to me?? Now im super self concious

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>qt petite brunette working the reception desk
>tattoos of cute things
>is very nice and always smiling
>her husband is a dyel skeleton
>comes to pick her off at 4pm with her son
>mfw she's my ex

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>>39920756
>go to gym at same time 6 nights per week
>has made noticeable strength gains
>overheard a guy comment "you have those tear-drop thighs going for you"
>goes with his gf but ignores her the whole time
>recently started talking to people but actively tries to ignore them
>has stalled with all his lifts
>got frustrated and only works on mobility and cardio for last month
>only recently got into lifting again
>try not to mire a guy whose same weight but squats 5pl8s

>mfw this is me, and I'll never squat 5pl8s atg

>>39926060
Was doing cardio last night and hear two roiders botching about how they have categorised the people that go to my gym, and how they don't mind some but hate others

Especially hate the guys that come in and never make any progress

Surprisingly don't hate the guys who come and do their circuit training and cardio

>>39920756
tfw i think this might be me

do you live in ontario OP?

>>39923919
That's me

Started at my unigym because it was cheaper than my previous gym, I have never previously seen that many Chads and Stacies in one place. Literally 75% are 8/10 or above.

>>39921501
DAS IST ME

>>39921501
damn, all of theese are me except music

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All the ethnic non whites is annoying me.

Also the reason I lift

>>39920756
I want to know why there are somany huge guys in my gym.
I mean, I get it, that's the purpose of a gym.
But where are all the normal sized guys who want to get bigger? Is there no in-between?

>>39926989
Awww... Diddums...

>>39927012
Diddums is the gayest shit I've ever read

>>39926989
>>>/pol/
I bet you've been in at least one of these threads, you greasy cunt.
>muh scary brown people

>>39925835
kek, which one are you?

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Peaked in high school
>wears the same clothes as all the highschool kids
>looks late 30s
>not fat or /fit/
>does curls exclusively
>saw him snickering at young kid cause he needed a spot benching the bar
>I hate this guy

Reinhardt
>late 50s
>legit looks Reinhardt from Overwatch
>cool guy in general, friendly to everyone, just like Reinhardt

Qtpi
>solid 8/10
>does like 1 set of everything
>no ass or tits really but her face is the money maker
>never talked to her
>pretty sure she went to my highschool

Dad and son SUPER COMBO
>kinda like peaked in highschool
>but living through his kid
>doesn't seem to be making any gains but hard to tell kid is like 12
>dad doesn't really do anything
>can tell he loves his kid though

The NYR fag
>like 6'1"
>looks /fit/ at first glance but look at weight can tell he's just lucky with how fat distributed
>constantly mires a specific qt like an autist, apparently she and him go to the same college, never seen them talk though
>wears brand new chucks lol
>wears socks with fuckin planets on them and other dumbshit like astronauts and constellations, lowkey sweet
>hogs the squat rack
>fell for the SL meme lol
>definitely me

Indian dude who thinks he's jacked
>like 5'4ish, give or take a bit
>absolute skinnyfat, very slim but no definition
>comes in with fellow skinnyfat indian, but he's actually respectful and makes gains
>always yelling "ZYZZ BRAH" or "GAINS BRAH" in a shitty fucking aussie accent to be like zyzz

then there's the dude who freaks the fuck out to whatever he's listening to
>big fucker, like 6'4-6'5 and easily around like 275 - 285
>usually pretty quiet, but on occasion he's fucking just yelled like he's about to kill fucking god himself when he's cranking out a heavy set
>not even words usually, just roaring, once screamed "kaska" or some shit, don't know if he's yelling in another language
>headbangs violently in between sets

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>>39920756
>5'6" 50yr old roidman
>wears thick hoodie and sweatpants, constantly drenched
>fucking huge, always red-faced
>pretty nice guy though

>couple in their 20s or so
>guy is pretty built, 5'10" or so
>girl is maybe 5', skinny but not skele
>he teaches her how to do different workouts and whatnot
>doing incline DB press one day, on my last set start grunting, contorting my face, etc.
>out of the corner of my eye see her stifling back laughter
>guy says something like "at least he's pushing himself"
>she shuts up
>mfw

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Torrential Turk aka Sweating Saudi aka You All Are Just Variations of Shit
>Your standard middle easterner
>SWEATS A FUCK TON
>Does cardio, then weird circuit routines
>Is loud as fuck during everything; slamming weights, grunting, you name it.
>Tries to be friends with everyone, just makes everyone uncomfortable

Amy Autist
>qt 3.14, tan, dark hair
>does cardio, then lifts. some smart lifts, some meme stuff
>gets her friends to come in every once in a while
>Her friends try to get her to talk to guys, she spergs
>When it's just her, she still spergs.
>Multiple times I've seen her get caught mirin dudes and walk into walls, drop weights, etc.

Italian Grandpa
>Old fat Italian dude.
>Super nice
>Does machines and some bench, fucking maxes the machines, but does babyweight on the bench.
>Also, does he enjoys some curls lemme tell you what.
>Might be the most consistent gym goer ever and I'm curious, based on his body, if he used to be a powerlifter

Laurel and Hardy
>Two high-schoolers
>One tall and skinny, the other shorter and bulky
>Do powerlifting with worrisome form, but respond well to correction and also don't seem to be afraid of asking questions.
>Rooting for them.

Kevin Spacey
>Because of his highly questionable sexuality
>Average height, but fucking jacked.
>Always wears the shortest shorts to ever short the shorts and tight shirts.
>Is by far the heaviest lifter in the gym, and finishes his power routine with ninja shit, like handstands and that move where you lay on your back and flip to your feet
>Is either angry staring or dancing and lip-syncing between sets.
>Amy is almost full on NOTICE ME SENPAI with this dude, but he doesn't seem to notice.
>Has gotten multiple idiots (read: sand people) kicked out because they all try to start fights with him

Slick Stick
>6'4" indian dude
>Works out in street clothes, which is crazy since it's Norway and he leaves all his winter clothing on.
>only bro shit
>smells like curry that was covered in Hugo Boss

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>>39920756
>Dude with the muscle mass of a black rhino that gets out of breath doing curls
>Skinny Sikh guy with an amazing beard who I always smile and nod to every time I see him
>Two skinnyfat black dudes who always eye me up when I'm doing squats
>6ft lanklet girl who always has headphones in and always looks straight ahead of her no matter what
>The THICCest women I have ever seen who always does cardio right in front of my preferred rack

Cool bunch, but lord when that pear shaped girl sits down on the cycling machines it's like heaven's gates are opening in front of me

>dude is like 45
>has a bowl-haircut, think he does it himself
>allways wears same clothes, looks like he thinks hes competing at the powerlifting world cup
>his 1rm is same as i 8rep
>likes to talk about how other people has gotten too much money without working as hard as he does

>>39923726
i'm doing 1/2 gomad - 1/4 gomad, being bulking for 2 weeks almost, 500 surplus, gonna get to a good weight so not skele then switch to 300 surplus

>skinny hungry skeleton who joined like 1.5 months ago
>was weak as fuck at sucking 25kg bench
>fell for the meme exercises like squats and deadlifts
>fast forward today he benches 70 with ease
>squats 100kg
>deadlifts close to 3pl8
>gym owner's favorite, let him train for free in December
reeee why can't this be me

>form guy know it all
>always tell you to squat just to parrarel or a bit higher or to do his meme yates rows
>never see him squat or deadlift, only bench pressing the pussy bars (10kg ones) faking glad 1pl8 bench
>does meme shit link cable crossovers and barbell rows while bracing his chest on an incline bench
>mfw NYR start copying him because he looks a bit big

>>39921229
>>should probably go up to him once and tell him to eat more
Do that.

>big black PT, basically deboe
>average middle aged female client
>He has her do like 10 minutes of cardio then meander around the machines while they talk about their kids in high school

Also
>pack of 2-3 Hispanic mma bros that literally come in to stretch, sprint and punch at the heavy bag

Finally
>3-4 other guys lifting, that number is up since the new year

There's also a new thicc girl that sat and talked to me as I was leaving but I can't mess around with that cuz I'm married.

>>39921741
;)

>>39922074
>>>sings as he lifts
I do that and like it

>>39921093
read mah facking thoughts, bruh

>>39921565
Nah, it's missing spaghetti, staring at cardio bunnies and displays of autismo.

>>39921501
>>gives off a pretty depressed vibe, like he's mentally checked out of life and just going through the motions at this point

ah man

>>39921253
>Sounds like me, except 22.

The never gonna make it
>Wears goggles and weighted clothes
>Turns cap backwards for compounds
>Shadow boxes inebetween sets
>Headbangs
>Can't bench a 2pl8

Jean-Luc Picard
>Bald
>Spiting image of Patric Steward
>See him on the track every single day
>60 something
>Runs up a storm
>Friends with everybody
>Pretty cool guy

Hodor
>Retard face
>Fucking Huge
>I'm not kidding he needs to bend over and walk sideways to walk in to the gym
>Never says a word and communicates by saying his name to the receptionist and nodding from that point on
>Always faces the wall

Fat mom and daughter double team
>Moms some kind of doctor
>Kids in high school
>Gym shakes as they walk by
>Kid has a thing for me and chats me up regularly
>I try to be polite
>Mom constantly gives (bad) "Medical" advice
>Smokes a pack during the brake
>Lives off coffee

The Professor
>Raging alcoholic
>in his 40s
>But also somehow fit as fuck
>Lifts every day
>Runs every other day
>People that know him and have a bit of a deadpool on how he dies

The old metalhead
>Constantly in old faded out black band Tshirts
>Balding
>Not really fit
>Tells himself hes doing maintenance
>Makes me think why he's in the gym all the time
>Chats me up about my long hair

The lovely dovey couple
>They do everything together
>So on the day they are in the gym expect the racks to be occupied three times as long
>On occasion they get in to a fight
>Cause scenes all across the gym
>Yelling all over
>Everybody secretly hates them

>>39920756
U in dubai?this could be me

>>39921501
Melbourne?

>>39921549
Theres an old Asian lady who I shit you not, does dumbbell ohp with 5kg weights while standing on 2 medicine balls in the squat rack.
Is this the result of crossfit?

>>39921370
>walks on his tip toes to get calf work but it never helps

Amazing

The two skeleton plus ogre family
>skinny l normal-ish looking old dude who looks like he got roped into a marriage he never could get out of
>wife is a pear-shaped skinny fat old skeleton
>their daughter or whatever she is a fat fuck and probably has autism
>always come to the gym together
>husband acts normal, doesn't normal exercises, just looks like a buff skeleton
>wife always on the treadmill, has the speed cranked up all the way, and runs for dear life while holding onto the handles
>daughter I want to fucking hang from a tree
>talks to herself
>wears tight as shit clothing despite being a fat shit
>will do machine exercises before going to the aerobics area to practice karate with a stick
>hasn't lost any weight despite being a regular for 2+ years

There is this older guy with frazzled white hair that does 25lbs on the tricep pulldown with the rope and looks a lot like Gary Busey, he counts out his reps loudly but only when he gets to 5. I like to imagine himself saying 5 GARY BUSEY 6 GARY BUSEY 7 GARY BUSEY. I crack up every time

>>39927099
I'm worried someone has mistaken me and my friend for 16 year olds. We both go to the gym at the same times sometimes, I kinda feel like I'm not making as good progress as he is, he's more experienced

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>>39921786
>literally yells "fuck" "shit" "ass" in rotation every 3rd rep

That dude who wears death metal shirts and has a blank evil stare. Never talks to anyone and most people fear and respect him. Easily the strongest natural guy out there.

>>39921861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83nFiPoSuzU

>>39928768
this post is cringe-worthy

>>39928768
Is this you in your fantasises by any chance

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>envy-sama
>just wants to win TI but cant stop buying rapiers
>enters gym deflated
>wanders around cable machines for a bit
>leaves gym deflated

swear to god i've gone through 5 gyms in the last few years and this little asian kid has been at every single one

One month in, I have never looked at or talked to anyone other than the instructors. I am myopic and purposedly leave my glasses at home so I don't even realize if people are looking at me.

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Autistic Lankbuilder
>Biggest dude in the gym
>So wide that you can't really tell how tall he is until you get close
>He's 6'5'' at least, built as fuck
>His lifts are the heaviest I've seen in the gym, 5pl8 diddly but I've never seen him squat
>Wears super tight shirts to make his 18%bf pecs look solid
>When not lifting he stares at walls so intensely I think he's trying to bore a hole in them
>Never seen him listen to music or interact with anybody at all
>He sometimes pulls out his phone and just stares at his lockescreen
>Looks like he's about to kill himself any minute but seems like a pretty cool guy

Orgasmic manlet
>teeny man of like 5'4
>Doesn't look too bad but he's been going to the gym for 2 years and he looks about the same as the day he started
>Terrible lifts, his 1rm on diddly is 1 plate
>Always moans like he's having the most intense orgasm of his life whenever he gets to the last reps of his last sets

Medichick
>Real qt3.14
>Comes in every day at the same time as me
>Does only bodyweight exercises and only in the free weight area
>When not doing an exercise she just stares at the floor
>Looks incredibly depressed all the time
>Very beautiful, noble features
>Very round and toned ass, 10/10 body
I sometimes think she's lankbuilder's female clone or soulmate, depending on the day

Old retard
>Old fat fuck
>Insists on talking to everybody at the gym at least once in a day
>Always giving out bad advice
>Always unsolicited
>Comes in daily to do 5x5 bicep curls with very light weight and lat pushdowns with babby weight
>He somehow always manages to steer the conversation in such a way to brag that when he was young he could bench world-record weights and squat the whole universe
>Legs thinner than those of an AIDS patient wasting away in Ethiopia despite having a spherical upper body

Me
>King of the manlets
>Dyel as fuck
>Constantly stares at girl's asses and sweats intensely
>Never tips the receptionist

>kinda tall dude
>never says hi to anyone
>never talks with anyone
>always listening to music
>paces around mumbling to himself between sets or reads something on his phone
>formerly skinnyfat, slowly becoming builtfat
>same weights erry time
>barely switches around his exercises

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>>39921501
>"school shooter"
Been told I might snap and kill people.
>early/mid 20s guy, maybe late 20s with a bit of a babyface
Am turning 21 next month.
>about 5'9" +/- an inch, 165-175 lbs
5'9'' 170 lbs.
>does mostly compounds with a few accessories, most of his lifts are pretty intermediate
I just started but been lurking.
>never talks to anybody
I observe before interacting
>always has his headphones in
Earphones
>stares off into space between sets
I'll stare off into space anytime
>gives off a pretty depressed vibe, like he's mentally checked out of life and just going through the motions at this point.
Mfw

>>39923919
thats literally me, besides the shirt

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>>39922222

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO6e8tnhe6A

>vegan kunt youtuber
>never see him doing anything but leg press, rows with 1pl8 on a womans barbell or curls
>constantly tries to make normal conversation then switches to vegan guilt tripping shit after 20 seconds
>once saw him take a gym users milk out of his bag, pour it out in the sink and fill it with piss
>see his girlfriend flirting with a paki curlbro

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>>39921501
well played anon

>>39921889
>new face

He is almost certainly following Jim Stoppani's shortcut to shred on bodybuilding.com
I did back in the early days and it's the only time I've ever seen one handed upright rows in a smith machine ever suggested

All of my gym is full of gym rats and no girls
>99% of guys (except me) doing curls+machines and obsessing over bench.
> "you can't do whole body, anon, it's bad"
> bro split, all of them

>>39921229
TFW no roided gymbro father

>>39928223
Sounds like a pretty cool gym desu
Made me kek

>>39920817
>always listening to music
>never talks to anyone else

If this isn't you at the gym something's wrong.

>White 20 something of average height and build
>Dresses in a plain t-shirt and black pants
>Has his earbuds on and browses internet between sets or maybe changes music
>Usually does compound 2-3 compound movements and then throws in something for arms
>can bench 1.5pl8, squat 2pl8 and deadlift 2.5pl8

oh wait that is me. I really need to decide on a routine

>>39921412
baka at your perception of life

>>39921501
haha quality post/10

>>39921586
Mirin your gym life

>>39922222
niiiice

>>39927642
Want to know how I can tell you're racist?

>>39928980
Are you supposed to tip the receptionist?

>>39928859
i go to a uni gym at a uni with loads of international students so i've got about 20 EE sama's at my gym

it's just baffling how little progress they make

>>39932588
No because who fucking cares

>/fit/
>claims that "no one pays attention to other people in the gym, people are too busy with themselves to care about you" as a way to tell noobs to not worry about being weak

>hundreds of replies of people you notice frequrntly enough that you can describe them

>>39933769
kek, the only people that spout that bullshit about "no one is judging you" are the ones being judged.

"rest periods" might as well be called "people watching and judging."

>>39920756

>The skinny fat guy who has been doing body weight exercises and checks himself out in the mirror as if he is buff.

>Turbo mexican manlet

>That one big motherfucker who everybody is afraid of due to his massive size but has a soft spoken voice.

>The humble white chad who comes in to do his routine and GTFO.

>The one naked old guy in the shower room

>The one lean skellington who is /wristlet/ status but can impressively curl 30+ lb dumbbells with proper form.

>The one guy who does a set and then sits on his phone for 20 minutes.

>The one skinny dude who runs like an olympic runner on the treadmills for over 30 minutes

>Guy who skips leg day

>>39933830
I am concerned that I am the /wristlet/, as I also recognise quite a few of those. Which gym do you go to, senpai?

>>39933888

LA fitness, Orange County, CA ;)

>>39920756
>old guy the wears one of those onsie tank tops like from the Victorian era.
>gives advice on what to do to everyone.
>one day talks to me for like ten minutes, telling me thing I already know.
> gets done talking and goes to creep on some hs girls.


Also there's a guy from my hometown when I was in high school.
>I was a runner in high school who went to the YMCA to work out and cross train
>guy there like late 50s early 60s
>ripped like scooby
>super sick handle bar mustaches from ear to ear
>would see him at local races running then with a decent sized American flag on his hand every time.

Last I heard before I left to uni, he ran an ultra marathon around lake okochobee carrying the American flag the whole time for vets charity

>>39933955
Oh I'm in the UK, I can breathe easy

>>39933888
Also, I got trips. Get me.

>>39928223
M8 lovey dovey sounds like me and my gf

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>>39921498

>>39920756
>really insecure guy who takes roids
>never says hi unless you says hi first
>never looks you in the eyes
>literally just does bench and curls

kinda feel sorry for him

>>39921341
eat smart not big, 100g peanuts> 500g potato
If you wanna make it all you need to ask yourself is: feeling fit buddy?

>>39922184
>brazilian manlet
>spanish
you uncultured fuck

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>tfw always scared someone will talk about me in these threads but then I realize I live in Slovakia and there's only about 5 guys that go on 4chan and none of them lifts

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>>39921501

>>39923077
What the fuck is up with mexicans and shadow boxing lmao

>>39921475
you sound like dick desu senpai

>>39921520
that's awesome

>>39933830
>>The humble white chad who comes in to do his routine and GTFO.

Chandler Az?

>>39934728
Is it you, Yaroslav?

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>>39935402
There's nobody called Yaroslav in my country you obese American who tried to play with my emotions by randomly guessing a name he thinks is Slavic

I'll never forget this

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>>39935478
Lmfao

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>>39921501
I feel it

>>39921501
hehe xD

>>39935366
ay arizona

>that one guy who kinda of looks like a chubbier and stronger ben afflack
>2 guys who are really strong but look like cavemen (one of them actually works there as well)
>1 guy who is friends with the other two

>guy who screams after every rep
>

>>39921501
This is me, only I'm 6'3" and 225 lbs

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>>39921501
Except I try not to look depressed, and end up giving off an angry/manic vibe, which is even worse

>>39921741
Sort of related

I knew a guy in college who was missing his fingers on one hand. I saw him struggling to open a ketchup bottle, getting really flustered, so I did it for him. Right thing to do or no?

>>39937100
Depends on person desu, some get real spiteful if someone helps them, others would be happy for the help.

>>39921920
>prison eye rape stare.

>all these post laughing at asians in gym

I'm starting to get worried once I live in New Zealand.

>>39926070
Show the whole picture from the other night, Lanky Kong.

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> see her every time i go without fail..
> middle-aged blonde, petite mexican woman
> does the stairclimber on hard mode for over two hours every day
> very tight body from behind but zero progress considering that much work
> i'm always on the elliptical behind her, watching
> really want to ask her how many burritos she eats a day
> body is pretty banging from behind, to where you are like "who cares about face"
> then she turns around
> blood_curdling_scream.wav
> drake_red_jacket_no.jpg
> gets me every time.
> sorta looks like an extra from planet of the apes.

> the pretty-dyel nignog and his white coalburner gf
> must do everything together
> never actually use a machine or equipment
> just do lunges across the entire gym
> she does bw sumo squat and he "watches her form" and give pointers
> excessive calf stretching exercises

> late forties old wrinkled white men in locker room
> all look alike, too fat or too skinny, look fucking awful
> still, stand around naked with dicks out and sandals on for WAY too long
> no one else does that, we modest here
> takes 4 minutes to put on deodorant
> never see them on the floor doing anything
> i think they just come to take showers
> first article of clothing put on? shirt. then socks. then underpants.

> packs of aisans loitering around cable shit
> 5 sit, stand, and text while one violently uses machine.
> careful there man. gonna dislocate your shoulder that way.
> you_feelin_fit_yet_buddy?

> tall, quiet, headphones white dude
> just comes to do cardio and use the smith machines to bench press
> thinks he is doing 1.5pl8
> doesnt realize there's no bar weight on smith machine, so it's actually just 1pl8
> after bench, incline bench, ohp, and whatever else chest shit he can meme up on a smith, goes and does cardio.
> byebye chest gains you idiot
> he even forgets to drink a shake within 30 minutes
> pretty cute, desu
> do you have to say "no homo" if you suck your own dick?

pic related

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>>39935478
best european comeback ever

>>39934728
I lift you dick

>>39937289

i live in NZ. DESU most of the asians here know what they are doing and cause no issues.

Where you moving senpai?

>>39921501
Da fuq? Das me.

>>39939313
What do you lift? Dead gypsies from the side of the road?

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>>39935478

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>guy wears an old, weathered Turtle Hermit t-shirt
>overweight, but slowly losing it, he's been coming in over the past few months
>watches anime while warming up with a 1/2 hour of steady state cardio
>initial d, ippo, berserk, turn a Gundam, possibly jojo
>after that, he goes to the rowing machine for at least 15 minutes
>stair climber for 15
>Squats 4x15
>Step ups with 5lbs 4x15
>seen him struggle with this once, now he just sweats a fuck ton, but he always has a towel so it's not super gross
>after he's done, he goes back to the rowing machine
>5 minutes of stretching
>then he's out
>got him a new x-lg db shirt for the holidays, since he's a friendly guy

Haven't seen him in a while, he was usually in during the weekdays. I left the shirt with the staff and told them to give it to him the next time they saw him, but they haven't seen him either. Last time he came in was to give up a whole box of ramen for our food drive in December.

I'm worried about him no homo, but people get busy during the holidays

>>39920756
Old creepy fucker
>Balding and pale as the moon
>Loads up weights on smith till its about 400 pounds, attempts to bench it. fails to gain an inch
>Unracks weights
>curses to self
>hangs upside down on incline bench with his balls hanging out
Asian crew
>walk in with belts without a word in english
>surround one strong white kid who is doing big weight
>asian squad disperse and take up all machines that do that particular exercise.
>none of them have made any gains in the 4 months of trying
Asian PT
>walks around mad dogging anybody doing big weight
>way too big to be doing such low weight/reps on every exercise
>only does snatches and cleans in the middle of the bench area with a bench bar
>walks around with a neon green gallon jug which he spills everywhere leaving a sticky residue on all seats like the final boss of some gym based RPG
Fatty
>she comes in and only tries to bench or squat
>only wears one pair of spandex that looks like its stretched to the brim, with tears on the legs to expose her pudgy cottage cheese legs
>constantly overheard flirting with PT's
>takes videos of every exercise she does
>doesn't up weight on machines but will add a weight on the weight pin to do standing rows while leaning all the way back
>always seen doing her 1 rep max then drinking an iced coffee leaning on a machine a PT is working out on.
Tap out bro
>wears Tapout T shirt and black camo pants to gym everyday but looking like a straight jihadist
>slams weights on bench
>dumbell bench with only 30lbs in each hand then tosses them on floor (bananas style)
>always seen boxing in other room. practicing his one punch man impression
>no guard or form just a few haymakers then sits there gassed like a jew in Auschwitz.

>>39941335
Forgot to mention there's an old man who follows me around on Wednesday wiping up my equipment before I can get to the sanitation wipes to attempt to steal my set.

>>39921892
No

>Nigger
>Stinks
>Makes lots of noise

>>39939963
If nothing else, he appears to have pretty good taste in anime.

>>39921314
is the strange old man friends with these fuckwits too?

Anyone here from Wales?

>40 something cougar
>6'2 ~150 lbs
>really bad make up with dark lines beneath eyelids
>cringy as fuck, tries to flirt with men 20 years younger
>tries to correct the fucking owner of the gym because she 'can do it better then he does'
>gossips instead of doing sporting

I swear to fucking god this woman, last week she tried to flirt with my dad and the convo went like this, lets call her H
H: wow you look handsome (wasn't even doing lifts or anything)
Dad: uh... thanks
H: what is your age? 33? No wait let me try to write it on the board
>H starts to write a number down, keeping it covered with her hand
H: is this correct? (reveals '33' on the board)
Dad: no, im 42
>H makes the most surprised fucking look ever with an 'o' mouth
>H literally writes 'wow' on the whiteboard
Just hearing this made me cringe

>>39924372
Australia?

>>39927096
Brownboys arent scary bruh

>>39921501
Fug...

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>>39921501
Include me in screencap

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Overalls / Farmer John
>He would always wear denim overalls while working out. He got banned from the gym for pulling a knife on an employee who told him he can't work out in overalls.
His Wife
> This is that 50+ year old wanna be cougar. Can be seen doing gross yoga shit and high kicks around the fit 20 year olds.
That skinny jrotc kid
>small af, can be seen doing bicep curls at any given time with light weight and poor form. notgonnamakeit
The Human Thumb
>This dude has been lifting for fucking ever. He fucking racks the tricep pull down and is the biggest dude in the gym
Mr. Grunts
>this dude earned this nickname not only in my group of friends but I've heard others call him this. He grunts during EVERYTHING. Light weight or not you can here his grunts from the other side of the gym.

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>>39921501
That's all of us man.

>>39934972
It's the best fucking stereotype

>>39921501
I came here to reply to you

>>39927448
>kaska
>tfw Guts doesn't go to my gym

>>39921475
Do you hate people when they enjoy working out with friends?

>>39921685
>>39922752
I'm guessing LaVeyan satanist? They tend to be edgy but also love animals.

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>>39920756
>big powerlifter type guy
>everytime im there hes doing cardio
>still fat
>talks to dyels about his supp business or something
>potentially sells stren

>old asian dad
>sometimes syncs his breathing with mine mid set
>is generally wierd

>various scattered old women
>always on treadmill or something similar
>there when I arrive, there when I leave
>may or may not live there

>6' 200ish guy still on brosplit
>wears fake gucci beanie to gym
>always has headphones in blaring japenese music or t.swift
>always stoic never speaks
>wears strange nazi symbol shirts
mfw its me

The only really annoying guy at my gym is this:

>~70-80
>at first seemed like a cool guy, constantly lifting (mostly machines) despite his age
>then he started harsssing the other gymgoers and myself
>telling us his life story and giving shitty advice
>doesn't get the hint we don't want to waste 30 mins of our gym time
>he's a nice guy and I don't mind him much personally, but a few high schoolers that go to my gym are really put off
>a few months in I notice a trend
>he specifically targets high schoolers the most
>a bit touchy feely with them
>mfw he's probably a pedophile

>>39921501
red head?

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>30 year old looking lanklet that literally walks around in between his sets with his traps flexed and he tries to make a mean face at everyone
>he puts 2.5pl8s on the smith machine and bench presses it with quarter range of motion. Does it for 5 reps and then repeats the first point
>does shrugs with 100lb dumbbells, you can tell he is barely getting a squeeze in
>have seen him for 4 months now and he looks like shit

>>39942687
is she hot

"Old Man Strength" Hank
>bald
>in his 50s/60s
>in there everyday
>lifts heavy, pretty big
>skips leg day
>wears too small tank tops

Gaba-goolio "High-rep" Firelly
>vaguely italian/mafioso/bouncer type
>swole as fuck
>greets mostly everyone
>always carries a box of chalk around
>lifts babby weight, does tons of reps
>probably roids/roided in the past
>will give advice if asked

Kinky Ghandi
>skelly mode
> 1% body fat
>wears exclusively compression gear
>sweats buckets

Handsome Vlad
>pt
>ripped
>manlet
>looks very slavic, though no accent
>if training, exclusively does bench press

>Turbo manlet
>Can't be talller that 5'5
>Growing his stringy curly hair out into some meme man bun
>Wears those dumb fucking sleeveless hoodies
>Is young, and somehow thinks he can make a career out of being an amateur physique competitor
>Might be on gear, but looks natty

It's that sleeveless hoodie that makes me think this guy is a completely self absorbed narcissist that has no future.

>>39920756
What the fuck. I do that.

Overhead:
Pls don't fuck... don't fuck up...

Squats:
"Lightweeeeeieeiieieght baaabyyy!!!!"

>>39920756
>tfw you are that guy who comes in and does the same exercises but never makes any progress because you don't eat and aren't consistent

Fuck

>>39942374
No, actually
They come in at different times usually.
I think he would probably fight them, I dont think their autistic chi's would mesh well.

>>39935478
I fuggin love this guy

How is this thread still up

>5'10 mexican dude
>wears nike everything
>apparently white washed
>weighs about 150 but benches 300
>can barely squat 2lmao
>takes 1 FUCKING HOUR on bench and squat
>fixes his hair every set

I hate pretty boys

Turtle
>About 5'4"
>Always wears a black wool hat and big headphones which added with his massive beard make his head look very small
>Powerlifter but still has a decent size gut
>Rarely talks to anyone but he seems nice
>Almost never see him do more than 3 reps for a set

Butterface
>In her late 30s/ early 40s
>Usually wears leggings and typical chick gear to the gym
>Has a good routine - you can find her usually doing free weights (compounds included) but she'll do cardio sometimes
>Face is a shame - maybe the face of a 4/10 on a good day
>About 5'5"
>Boobs are very firm and round D cups with nice thighs and a VERY thick yet round ass
>Is quite nice and has a cute high pitch voice

Squat Girl
>See her maybe half of the time I go to the gym
>In her mid 20s with a decent looking face but nothing phenomenal
>Wears compression clothes to show off her body
>Always wears a belt for EVERY squat no matter how little the weight is
>I've seen her do 3pl before, but she normally does 2pl like it's nothing and will do it for reps
>I have literally NEVER seen her do any lift besides squats
>Always uses chalk and takes super long breaks in between sets
>Most notable feature is of course her gigantic ass from all that squatting
>Really doesn't talk to anyone and always looks around for people looking despite knowing that of course they are

Slavomir McSlavovich
>In his 40s
>Not a power lifter but he can put up some decent lifts
>Always wears a belt even if he's not doing a lift
>Complete bro - talks to others and doesn't come off as clingy or obnoxious. He even helped me with squat form when I first started out
>Told me about how he used to be stronger but lost many gains after taking a trip to snap city and damaged some back discs
>Always complains about his wife
>Grunts frequently and sometimes yells "BLYAT" when doing final reps of a heavy lift