/CBT/ - I'M THE KING OF /FIT/ EDITION

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Don't feel bad that I set the bar so high /fit/.

You need to accept the fact that there will always be someone vastly better than you out there. It's just how nature works.

natty?

>>39920512

lol. Yeah. Natty as fuck dude.

Just eat clen tren hard anavar give up, you'll make it some day.

>>39920308

timestamp body

if you can prove it you're the second best physique on the board

I doubt a timestamp is coming

>>39920533
>second best physique

whos the first?

>>39920308
You posted at the wrong time of the day lardtard

>>39920561
Mast and Bimbo are better imo.

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>>39920308
>that shitty fucking tattoo

My name is Jeff Seid and my physique is better

>>39921995
my name is jeff seid and i wish i was zyzz so i cant help being the off brand version of him.

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Took this today in the gym how the fuck do I get big

I'm already eating like 3000+ calories and going gym three times and week

>>39922015
what do your calories filled with (fat carbs protein)

>>39922015
My TDEE is 3016 Calories a day. So calculate yours and eat at 250-500 calories above that.

Keep going to the gym too. It takes some time, but the gains will come. Take some pics now and in a year take some more and compare them to see how far you've come.

>>39922015
Couple of reasons, it's probably a combination of some of them:

- Depending on how tall you are and how much you excercise 3000 calories might not be enough

- Maybe you're not eating enough protein

- Maybe your routine and/or form is shit

- Maybe you're just impatient and you've only worked out for 3 weeks

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5'11 170 19y/o. OP while I admire the size and dedication it must have taken to get there, big doesn't equal aesthetic so imo that titles gotta go to somebody else

>>39922067
My bet is he hasn't put in enough time

>>39920308
>roiding
>cant even squat 2x bodyweight

kek

>>39920308

Are you a wrestler?

Would you be willing to at least try it in a comfortable setting with either a bed or a deep seat couch?

>>39922549
at which point would you wrestle your dick into his ass?

>>39922787
Immediately

>>39920308
>claims natty
>earing
>playboy bunny tattoo
>gay fucking haircut

Lmao how's that overcompensating going?

>>39920308
Is it just me but does this picture seem fake, why the fuck would a muscle bound fella take a picture in a fucking shitty public bathroom, how the hell did he even take the damn picture, wouldn't it make more sense to use the bloody mirror?

op is fake

>>39921983
Lad, add one to that age. I know it sucks but you only have to lie for one more year. Just say you are "still developing" or something and we'll get the drift, just don't want you getting v&.

>>39923040
>how the hell did he even take the damn picture

phone on dryer or shelf

camera on timer

probably took 8 to get the right one

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Do I look dyel?

I actually don't lift, I do calisthenics and sprints for legs, distance running on off days, and I don't eat enough calories/am young.

TLDR
Do I look dyel?

>>39920407
Here's your real stats:
Deadlift 2.42x bodyweight
Squat 1.98x bodyweight
Bench 1.55x bodyweight

tfw oly chinks will always have better ratios than you

>>39923073
Looking pretty small, but sweet abs. Could go far with dem genes

>>39920308
last time you deadlifted 710, squuatted 585x3 and benched 450x3 what happened playboy

>>39923840
Thanks man.

>>39920308
Why are there so many cock and ball torture fetishists on /fit/?

>>39920308
you're a pretty big guy

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Pls no bully
1 year lifting
20yrs old
190 lbs
6'1

>>39920308
pretty big stats.... how do you stack up though?

>>39923073
>what do you mean shoulder excersises exist

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Hey cbt im currently suicidel about how my body works and how fucking weak i am im the biggest dyel that ever walked the earth can anyone help me my depression is getting worse because of this

>>39925622
Looks*

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>tfw end of first week of year long bulk

Can't wait for the gains but my farts could qualify as chemical warfare, brehs. Going vegetarian for January as well so my fiber is through the roof and my shits are through the floor.

>>39925622

Get over yourself and realize that progress takes time. If you've done your due diligence and researched/planned properly, you'll get there bro.

>>39925282

Lacrossebro mode, could be otter if you start a cut in a couple months

>>39923073

You look DYEL but that's because you are literally DYEL by your own admission. Abs development definitely there thanks to the calisthenics, but not much else ATM. Keep at the calisthenics if you enjoy it. Start lifting if you want mass faster.

>>39922492

We can barely see you my dude, post a better picture.

>>39922015

Make sure you're using a well-tested routine and make sure you get in enough carbs and protein with your calories. Calories alone don't mean shit. Eating that many calories means you're serious, though. Good luck man.

>>39920308

lol

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>>39920308
brb memeing this

>>39925787
>. Eating that many calories means you're serious, though.

I ate way more than that for years, and I didn't even lift. Many other people do the same. there is an obesity epidemic. If he posts in the future with progress, we will know he's serious.

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5'10 205lbs and last time I was taped I was 14%bf
-how am I doing fit?

>>39925622
alright well before anything else pull your underwear down like 2-3 inches.

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>>39926735
I just got a good laugh..thank you anon

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I haven't posted in quite a while... I can't tell if i'm making much gains but i'm still putting in hard work at the gym.

>>39920308
Cool job OP. Can totally tell too because you posted a pic of your sick bod. Love that right bicep, and that right bicep. Sick right bicep by the way. Your body is tiiiiiight.

>>39925787
What makes black guys get huge ass obliques like that? You just hit your core like a mother fucker or something?

>>39926913
How long have you been lifting anon?

>>39926913
Not huge gains muscle wise, but they're there.
You did a body morph though. Doesn't even look like the same body shape. That's kinda what's happening to me right now. After this long ass cut, the muscle should start piling on during my first bulk. That's what I hope anyhow.

>>39926940
i started with no knowledge 8 months ago but I wouldn't say I was making progress until summer

>>39926959
Good shit..you will get there one day..continue to lift and eat lots of beef

>>39926965
thanks man, means a lot

>>39920308
7ft 400lbs
900lb deadlift
700 squat
600 bench

Haven't been able to fit into hoodies for 5 years. Have to tailor bed sheets because no where has big enough sizes

>>39926952
>>39926973
That being said, you look like 5x better man. Keep with it.

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>>39926975
Mfw those numbers still aren't breaking current RAW world record :(

>>39920308
lose the earrings faggot

and get that shit tier tattoo lasered off

>>39920308

masT does this whole schtick better. You're just too bland of a personality to pull this off

>>39927371
But he's a manlet.