What's your gym guilty pleasure /fit/?

>>39914857
Cumming into the soap dispensers in the shower

not ever reracking the weights

it just feels so good

>>39914857
Sucking off random dudes in the sauna.

lifting late at night and screaming "GET THE FUCK UP" at the weights when no one is around

listening to metalcore at extreme volumes on the gym p.a.

jerking off in the sauna

Loading a smaller amount of weight on the bench, hoping the person next to me thinks, "Wow, their bench is week" The straddling that bench like my bitch and upright rowing all day

>>39914857
Using the smith machine to inflate my ego

>>39914857
Intentionally checking my pump out in the mirror but trying to play it off like I'm just walking to the water fountain for a drink

Doing odd things so people think I'm nuts

>>39914857
Leaving my outside shoes on

>>39914876
This so much. Because of all the NYR's at my gym, I started leaving weights on bars and I love watching them take the heavy weight off and loading smaller.

Also, out lifting the guy next to me. I load super small and then try to double whatever they're doing.

Poohing on the toilet floor

>>39914857
Working out

>>39915107
The madman

>>39915114
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>>39914951
>lifting late at night and screaming "GET THE FUCK UP" at the weights when no one is around
>The mental image of a jacked autistic trying to "wake up" the weights by yelling at them

Laughed so hard I started coughing ahaha

>>39914857
Checking out guys in the locker room
I even have a points system
2 points for spying a dick
1 point for an ass
1/2 point for a partial ass if they're one of those fags that has a towel around their waist when they change clothes
Old men and non white guys don't count

>>39915154
>non white guys
What about Mixed race?

>>39914876
Fuck dude once I forgot to do this and it still keeps me up at night

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>>39914857
Checking out my own ass in the mirrors and recordings of my form

Took this just before doing front squats

>>39915200
>Not wearing compression pants while squatting
Do you want your ass to look good or not?

>>39915203
Good suggestion. I'll grab a pair soon. Maybe after I finish my cut

>>39915213
They're seriously awesome. The Nikes ones run pretty expensive, but after warming up with sweatpants on and then taking them off to do your reps feels like being reborn

>>39914857
Skipping squats.

>>39915183
That's non-white shitskin...

You wouldn't call your car half-dirty, or mixed cleanliness.

>>39915100
That's just being a dick.

>>39914951
Feel fit buddy?

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>>39915262
I'm just a lucky guy


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LE SECRET CLUBHOUSE MAYMAY!!!!

>>39914857
mouthing along to my songs and doing slight dance moves while on the exercise bike

Makes cardio fun, probably look like a tard but don't care.

>>39915274
I straight up mouth all the word to my songs while lifting, Idgaf what people think

>>39915303
there's a jacked black guy at my gym who raps out loud with his earphones in. always give him a nod when i see him.

Sometimes when no ones looking. I use the machines...

>>39915270
OMG I WAS AT THE SAME CLUBHOUSE ANON

Anyone else sing along to their music if the track has lyrics?

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