ITT we post stupid shit you've heard normies say about /fit/ness

gr8 b8 m8

>>39908967
Girl on the far right looks like my ex

>gotta work my chest today brah

Today is arms day

*prrrrbtt brrrrap thrrrrpppt fffffuurp*

>>39908967
from left to right, how i imagine her farts smell

>1: like pure metanol gas, she looks thin so she eats healthy
>2: great jaw so high T, putrid brap
>3: looks like a whore so much anal. you cant ask her to brap you cause she cant resist a single one
>4: putrid like a dead animal corpse

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

>yeah man you gotta hit like three different bicep isolations on back and bis day to really get that growth

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1>3>4>2

>low reps high weight will make you bulky. do high reps low weight to get toned
>eating steak, burgers, and sausage makes you fat. eat lots of healthy things like rice, bread, and pasta instead
>doing a bodyweight squat challenge will make your ass look nicer
Your average woman is almost worse than broscience douches. And don't even get me started on momscience...

>>39908967
>You're gonna do good deadlifting because you've got pretty good arms.

>>39908967
Horrendous shoes on all of them

Gamma phi>alpha phi in this picture

>>39909073
As a fart fetishist I approve of this new meme