My coworker just gave me this bag of almonds but they aren't even fucking activated. Wtf am I supposed to do with this shit?
Into the trash it goes.
What else do normalfags do that piss you off?
>>39908123
You look like you work hard in your life, here's a free (you).
>>39908123
>not buying unactivated almonds for cheap and activating them at home
>eating shitty factory activated almonds for double the price
>pretending its healthy
you doing this pisses me off op you fucking normalfag
>>39908123
this faggot fucking nyr comes in and doesn't fucking wipe down the squat rack after he uses it. he only wipes down the bar!?!?!?!
>>39908142
Thanks friend.
Jokes on you tho, I'm in STEM.
Although technically I do a lot of field work so yeah maybe it'd be "hard" for most fat Americans.
>>39908150
I didn't know you could activate them at home, tell us how senpai
>>39908250
Its really simple actually. All you need is some copper and zinc and heat. Pennies are made of copper and zinc making them an easy-access source. Put the almonds and pennies (about 10 almonds per penny) in a microwave-safe bowl and nuke it for ~3 minutes, stirring once per minute. Thats a secret the activated almond companies don't want you to know
source: worked in an activated almond plant for 9 months picking the burnt ones out of the conveyor belts. I got to see the whole process take place daily