Tell Something to the Old You

>>39899381
That girl will find it creepy if you stare at her for 10 seconds noticably and awkwardly and then ask if if she would like to grab a coffee.
Don't do it, 5 guys around will laugh at you then you will leave the gym in embarrassment without your full workout being done.
God, I was autistic back then.

>>39899381
Read the sticky

Never browse to malaysian bbw fetish forums

>>39899381
stop fucking around pretending to do "Starting Strength"
get the book, read it and do the fucking program the way you're told to, not the way you think you should

>>39899412
I want to believe this didn't happen

>>39899430
same

>stop bedwetting
>stop torturing animals - mother probably knows
>stop masturbating so loudly - everyone probably hears
>sleep more
>start lifting

>>39899425
>stop this meme
lol, i was here when zyzz was alive and all that L O N D O N shit

>>39899526
You are a newfag, alright. Everything in your post screams new.

>it wasn't worth putting up with her shit for so long

>>39899381
Don't fucking train like a madman, stop training arms 3 times a week

>>39899569
But it was

>>39899569
This.

Should've invested the time in something else than wait for her to decide.

>>39899381
Focus on posture.
Then mobility.
Then strength.

>>39899590
no

Don't start doubting yourself, everyone around you IS stupid. You were write all along, stick with that.

Start lifting sooner.

To 5 year old me DRINK MORE MILK BE TALL(ER)

Eat more you twink faggot.

Don't crash your fucking car.

Cut first you chubby skinnyfat fucker

>>39899609
For me it was

>>39899381
avoid STEM
become businessman instead
dont start lifting
drink more yoghurt

>>39899629
how so

>don't cut so much
>do dumbbell bench

INVEST IN FACEBOOK

>>39899635
>avoid STEM
>become businessman instead
This nigga knows whats up, however I'm in Business and it is a science degree technically, so... best of both worlds.

>>39899635
>not chewing your yogurt
Anything could be in there, its to thick to tell.

>>39899643
/she/ was worth every second

>>39899613
>everyone around you IS stupid. You were write all along, stick with that.
Yeah, stick with that.

>>39899381
Holy shit, there are so many things I would tell him
>start dieting. NOW!
>start lifting or pick up a sport of any kind
>do NOT make videogames the center of your life. Until you've built a solid social life play for no more than 2 hours a day
>go out with people from your class on weekends. Yeah, a couple of them are assholes, but that's how you get to know new people
>don't be afraid of rejection, be it from girls or other guys (no homo)
>stay away from porn

>>39899524
>bedwetting
>torturing animals
Hmmm, do you happen to like fires?

>girl always wants to smoke with me
>one time we're smoking and i compliment her on her blunt rolling skills
>she says "i'm pretty good with my hands and mouth"
>i nervously say okay and break eye contact and pull my phone out


fast forward 10 years, my message to myself:

YOU DUMB CUNT

>>39899667
wasn't worth putting up with her shit in the end

>>39899691
spend more time on 4chan. these guys know what theyre doing

>>39899699
Literally say anything in that situation and you are golden.

>"Oh really?" (with a smirk)
>"Prove it" (with a smirk)
>"I'll believe it when I see it" (with a smirk)
etc.


COME ON. Own yourself and your confidence.

>>39899691
I set fires approximately every other day from the age of 10 to the age of 18. Our house was warmed by wood stoves. I guess that suppressed my pyromaniac urges.

I know about the Macdonald triad. It's supposed to be an unproven theory, but I can't help wondering if I got abused as a child. And the triad isn't the only thing that's upsetting me.

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>>39899735
u are fukt up m8

>>39899743
Yes, buddy.
I should probably kill myself before I hurt anyone. Whatever I choose to do will hurt my family, which sucks.

>>39899701
too bad you think like that
how did she wrong you?

>>39899757
Go get help.. no shame in counselors.

>>39899759
not saying I didn't enjoy it she didn't wrong me, she wronged herself

>>39899553
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>>39899780
I wouldn't even know what to tell a psychiatrist.
I am a very self aware person and I know that I'm treatable, not curable.

I think I'll stop posting now, this thread took a dark direction.

>>39899784
Damn...

>>39899731
I was young and unprepared for such vulgar language!
BTW i'm not autistic anymore lol.

Stop using the smith machine.
Stop brosplitting.
Do deadlifts.

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>>39899803
yup always giving and not receiving won't get me nowhere

>>39899804
I had alot of those situations that still haunt me. I know the feel, i cringe at myself for not slaying so much poon that was handed to me in high school. Scene girls were such sluts and i didnt take advantage of being a edgy scene faggot

>>39899832
Don't worry anon, we're all gonna make it. Well I already did, and i'm still dyel lol. 2 months in the gym so far!

>>39899818
>>39899826
newfags

>>39899731
> (with a smirk)

you're not ryan gosling in Drive

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>>39899381
talk to your parents about your symptoms, its embarrassing, but medicine will make it better.

pick a novice strength program and follow it. dont change programs until youve run it through.

dont be afraid to be yourself. being embarrased is always better than not trying. youll learn a shit ton more about the world a shit ton faster this way.

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>>39899731
>> (with a smirk)
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Sips tea.
Nods respectfully.
Tips fedora.
Smirks.

>>39899830
but will there ever be another one with a skin just as soft? or a smell just as delicate? or a kiss just as passionate? or a smile just as pure?

>>39899946
>>39900009
Enjoy never getting laid. Are you going to look a girl dead in the eye and say that without any flirtatious signals or gestures? Enjoy being seen as a weirdo (oh wait it is 4chan). Your autism is showing.

>>39900010
no ofc not and I would have done mostly anything to have her be mine but not by lollygagging around

>stop trying to hurt yourself
>stop scaring your mom and older brother with suicide attempts
>look into possibilities of having low testosterone
>there was more to life than escaping into video games

>at least try living for her

Too late for me to check if I have low testosterone, I'm already in the navy. Plus my gf would be devastated if my occasional waves of depression pushed me into shooting myself in the mouth

>>39900068
have you tried everything?

>>39900203
why should I if all I get is refusal of some sorts she's either down with being with me or not and the way she's treating me isn't telling me that I should go all out

>>39900241
>she's either down with being with me or not
true, agree 100%
you shouldn't have to persuade her or anything
just asking if you did everything you could within reason

>>39900252
not into persuading her at all she has bern giving me all the signs in the book I have done everything within my reason if she wants me to do more she sure as hell isn't showing me that

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>>39900286
kidnap her

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>>39900303
that would be a little extreme now would it don't want to scare her if yshe wants me she'd just outright say so no need for all the on-off talk

>>39900327
probably
sounds like something is keeping her back

>>39899381
Get the fuck out of bed and eat! You're pale, weak, friendless and you are failing your classes. Fucking man up and start wotking out. There's a wrestling gym near the train station. Go there, go lift weights as well and fucking STUDY!

>>39900359
yes herself

>>39900387
sounds annoying

>>39899381
Literally an univeral Advice

10 SCOOPS C'MON,

>>39899451
Out of curiosity, what did you do? I mean SS is pretty hard to fuck up.

>>39900405
that she's not taking a leap of faith? a bit yeah if only she'd know that I'd be at the other side catching her

>>39899524
You should kill yourself

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>>39900429
If you don't read the book then it's pretty easy to fuck up.

>>39899381
Form is something that continually improves over time. It doesn't have to be perfect in the beginning. Just go lift.

>>39900432
build a life without her

>>39899381
I honestly think everyone in this world has limitless potential, it all depends on how you perceive the world around you. Sometimes you have a problem that you deem unsolvable, but then someone approaches you and shares the way they see it from a different perspective and suddenly the solution is right in front of you. The only thing that changed was the view.

>>39900500
but I'm too weak to solve my problems, anon

>>39900495
I am but having her as partof it would be cool to say the least but that's not the topic here

Don't get your hopes up, still no gf in sight

>>39900518
No you aren't. Everyone has the strength to overcome even the most difficult obstacle.

think more about your actions, don't act too impulsively

>>39899381
I wish I would have joined the guard 2 years earlier so I could go to a state university all four years instead of paying out of pocket for community college for 2 years. Probably would have had a much better experience with college

>>39899613
>every one around is stupid
>you were write along
>you were write
>write

m8 rly?

>>39900518
The only reason you're too weak to solve your problems is because you think that. Stop thinking negatively about yourself. Write down what you want to achieve, look at that every morning, and think about something you're going to do that day that gets you closer to achieving what you want. The only thing stopping yourself is you. I never realized all this "cheesy" stuff actually isn't bullshit until recently and it's turned my life completely around for the better. I believe in you anon, just learn to believe in yourself.

>>39899381
Don't be a pussy, up your weight each week.
Don't start smoking, and take your cardio seriously

Kill yourself now

>>39899381
stop restricting your calories so fucking much or you'll get binge eating disorder and won't actually recover for years halting any fat loss progress

and get over that dumb bitch. there's a million other ones ready for the dick.

>>39899381
First I'd prove it's me by saying, "Look under your bed. There's a Skoal can and a Playboy no one else will know you hid." And then, I'd say, "I know it's tough when you break up after 7 months. And I know you really liked her, and it just don't seem fair. But all I can say is pain like that is fast and it's rare." You've got so much going for you; going right. But I know, at 17, it's hard to see past Friday night. Tonight's the bonfire rally, but you're staying home instead because if you fail Algebra, mom and dad will kill you dead. Trust me, you'll squeak by and get a C, and you'll be around to write this letter to me.

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>>39901478
You glorious fuck.

>>39899381
Its a hernia. Get it removed now.

>>39901624
>cut off your hernia

What?

>>39899381
Stop doing heroin
Don't shoot up in front of your sister
Don't date Chelsea
Starting appreciating your grandpa before he kills himself
Don't buy that car, it's stolen and you're going to go to jail
Don't move away and leave your mom alone
She's going to drink herself to death four months later
Don't move away again and let your sister get hooked on drugs
Get your teeth fixed
Quit that job that you're not proud of
Enroll yourself in school while you still have lots of free time and very little bills, this situation is going to last almost two years, enough of time to do your first two years of school

Start lifting sooner
Don't talk to people about it
Don't eat all that fast food just to hit your calories your first bulk
Go to the gym when you cut so you don't get depressed again

Guess that brings us to today.

Buy bitcoin

>>39901666
Checked them Satan trips on the most depressing post of 2017.

>>39899381
Workout, do bodyweight, I dont care. You're not "oh so much holier than thou" for not doing sports and trainning, you're as stupid as everyone else. Only difference is, you're fat. Sweat that fat off you fucking pig.

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>>39901478
"I guess I'll see you in the mirror when you're a grown man. P.S. go hug Aunt Rita every chance you can."

>>39901862
My lip quivered.

>>39899526
">>39899425
>stop this meme"

STOP THIS MEME

Holy SHIT

>>39901892
Brad Paisley hits me like that all the time. Whiskey Lullaby is one of my favorite songs of all time.

>>39901862
dont make me go back to watching this for the first time

oh so sad

>>39901912
D-don't you get me thinking about that song, anon.

Don't you do it...

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just join the military instead of being a wagecuck with 40k college debt and do 4 years or stay in like daddy

>>39901939
It's ok, I haven't been able to listen to Ticks the same way ever since I broke up with my ex (it was one of her favorite songs).

But that's why I love country. For every depressing song, there's 2 more about partying & just living life. My country playlist is my lifting playlist.

>>39900052
>smirks

>>39900052
(crosses arms and chuckles slowly) I cant believe you took that banter so seriously.
You'd think that someone who calls others autists on the internet would not be an autist himself (with a smirk).
/teleports behind you/ Your failure to detect humor was not your first mistake, but it will be your last!

I'm glad you're dead

>>39899381
Youre going to gain the freshman 15, and then some. Youre going to eat like shit and lose that perfect body you had all through your childhood. For this, i am sorry. But im doing my best to get it back. This means you will, too.

>were gonna make it

>>39899381
eat more,don't pick the first girl that likes you

>>39899381
Kill yourself, it's not going to get any better even if you fix yourself.

>>39900052
> (with a smirk)

>>39899381
kill yourself, it doesn't get any better

>>39899791
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>>39899381
The world around you is total bullshit. Friends, family, work, vocation. All bullshit. You ain't meant to be here. Just end it, you cunt.

>>39899381
Mum's going to develop cancer when she turns 50. Due to a shitty doctor who never thought to do some blood tests or send her in for a scan when her headaches refused to disappear she'll be diagnosed late and die. Prevent this.

Don't put any girl on a pedestal. Stop thinking that life is like the movies when it comes to romance.

Start lifting weights and focus on your education. I know you hate to study but if you don't do the things you hate and instead play video games all day you'll wake up and realise that all your achievements in games mean nothing and that you do not resemble the strong characters you play as.

You'll encounter some not super attractive girls who want to fuck you. Don't feel bad about doing it and not entering a relationship. Sex is something both of you will enjoy. Having casual sex doesn't make you an asshole. Leading someone on to believe there's something more does.

>>39900172
> im already in the navy
Fucking negative levels of testosterone mate

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If you spent 1/5x the time you spend worrying about the future actually doing stuff:

Your future wouldn't need worrying

Stop catching feelings

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Visit her in Canada before Christmas, don't wait until after. The money's not an object, you'll make it back quickly enough, and even if you didn't, you'll regret it forever.

Don't panic about jobs, no matter how much your family is hounding you. It comes together eventually.

Diet is everything when it comes to the gym. Work hard, but what you eat will count more than what you do.

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>>39905574
Spicy. Have a (You)

>>39899947
what was your medical case?

>>39905751
thank (You)

>>39905870
(you) are not me

Tell dad to drive safe after your trip to Cleveland. Your camping trip with him the following Monday for your 18th birthday isn't going to happen.

>>39905903
That's rough, buddy.

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>>39899381
You FAT fuck stop trying to cope with your depressing by eating shitty food everyday, because of you i had to lose 40kg... but everything will be better. Except for the stretch marks you Idiot. Also im gay now so have fun with that.

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Accept your past and start focusing on the future instead

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>>39905425
DESU wish someone would've told my younger self this except instead of
>just end it
Swap with
>just have fun with it!

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YOU ONLY THINK you want it enough but you actually keep using the same shitty form on the same shitty exercises,you skip legs and abs all the time and you do too much volume like a retard.You also keep eating unnecessary amounts of shit food and think you're getting bigger because your M shirts are getting tighter but so are your love handles and gut.You are going to look like piss when you eventually lose the fat.
Train EVERYTHING at least twice a week,NEVER skip pre-workout meal,track your reps and sets,focus on doing more than you did last workout,cut the shitty food in half and replace it with good carb and fat sources.You have better genetics than you think but you will have to train your ass off to see it.

>>39906245
K.

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Seriously. I worked out for years with pathetic gains because I didn't count my calories and I didn't optimize my nutrition. If you aren't making gains there is a 99% chance you aren't eating enough. TRACK YOUR CALORIES. Don't waste years like I did dicking around.

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>>39905793
crohns disease

Break up with her and have that threesome with Jackie and Lisa. Eventually you'll move in together and end up pregnant, and you'll hate yourself for it. Your life will be miserable, you'll have no social life and she will get so jealous of your social media attention that she will eventually delete your profiles while you aren't home.

Save your money, ask for that raise and throw it in the bank. Continue saving. Don't be afraid to throw some money into the market too.

Take those vacations, go to Vegas when the opportunity is there. The Europe trip too, make sure you go.

Stop SS and do the PPL routine. Eat a lot, stop eating sugary shit and drink water.

Man I'm only 24 and I could be living so differently right now, my dream life is within reach but I have a crazy girlfriend who stopped her birth control and is now pregnant. I'm fucked m80s

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Stop slacking, you're a skinny faggot.
Stop listening to edgy music about pain
Read The Vinland Sagas
Don't smoke weed
Stop worrying about going bald
DTA

>>39899791
Lol fuck outta here
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>>39899524
How many people have you killed?

>>39899553
Newfag? I've been here since the rock was cooking!

>>39899635
>>avoid STEM
>>become businessman instead
not being shitty about this, but why? businessman as in creating your own business or getting a degree in business?

can't you start a business on the side after finishing a STEM degree too?

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>Learn to count calories and calculate macros.
>dont eat more than 500 calories for bulking, you just get fat if ur natty.

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>>39906787
Whoa.. are you a Wizzard?
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Learn when to shut up you can be such an autist at times.

Stop going out with the boys and eating shit fucking fatass.

Keep on going gym, dont use exams as an excuse to not go - this is a lifestyle not a one off thing.

Focus on your studies, its hard but you'll realise quickly what you enjoy, and have an actual goal instead of living for your parents.

Also, grow some fucking balls - you want to go into law not stem, make it clear to your parents.

Cut off half your friends, theyre toxic and will bring you down.

Most importantly, learn to live for yourself and voice your own views. Stop allowing yourself to be walked over everyone.

Dont try to get with her, shes filled with daddy issues and other bullshit, its simply not worth it.

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>>39899651
Kek

Dude, take care of your body. Loose skin is a thing.
Doing something you feel confident about will change your life.
Trust me on this.

Life is going to go really downhill once you're out of high school and on your own. Your dreams will fail, the people you love will leave you and you're going to be alone and unhappy for years to come. Nothing you do will ease the pain and you're probably developing a drinking problem. In a few months you're going to holding a gun late at night wondering if you should eat a bullet. You probably should.

>>39907391
Funny, for me it was the opposite. High school was hell but as soon as I got out things got better. I find work a lot more fun and dealing with adults instead of teens is much better as well

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0/10

>this is now the biggest shitpost board

>>39899381
you should kill yourself or stop being a faggot.

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>>39899381
I'd tell myself not to get addicted to the internet. I used to have godly genetics. Ever seen a 9 year old with pecs and a six pack? That was me. On top of that, I was in the gifted and talented class, played multiple instruments, read at a higher level than anyone else my age, played multiple sports and I gave it all up to sit on the fucking internet all day.

>>39907411
High school for the most part was shitty for me also, right around senior year people stopped kicking my ass for no reason and I got involved in things I liked instead of things I thought I should do and I enjoyed myself. Then things got a little worse, and worse, and worse and they're still getting worse now.

I don't want people to remember me as a suicide case. I work on container ships now. If I went over the side while in transit I'd probably just be reported as lost at sea, but I'm not sure hypothermia/drowning is the way I want to go.

Don't eat so much junk food, because one day, you'll care about what you look like.
Begin lifting a few years before, when I thought "I should start lifting" but put it off.
Go to Uni, or at least major something important at College.
Don't priotize Video Games over Friends, because you find them boring, find new friends.