Can't this cunt stand?

that cunt cant stand

Dude has Lou Gehrig's disease, something he should have died from decades ago.

He's lived longer than (almost?) every other person with Lou Gehrig's disease.

I don't know how much of it is because he's rich and can afford special treatment, or because he's just to smart for the disease.

>>39895713
>tfw to intelligent to die

>>39895713
>tfw too intelligent to die

>>39895713
tfw too smart to lift

>>39895713
>tfw too smart to stand

>>39895726
well memed

Too busy programming that Speak'N'Spell to bother going to the gym!

That cunt did not stand for the national anthem

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>>39895685
this happens when you skip the leg day even once

Pretty sure thats just an empty shell

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https://youtu.be/83GUAsi6gYc?t=213

>3:33

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>>39895728
>>39895726
>tfw one post off hive mind status

>>39897202
eh, I'll let it slide

>>39895685
I like how he is still skinny even though he literally can't exercise and says fatties just need to eat less.

>>39897365
Liquid """"""food""""""" wpuldbe my guess. Looks the same coming in as it does coming out.

>>39895685
I wonder if he ever lets hot college grills suck his cock in exchange for for a passing grade in his class

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>>39895726

>>39897548
>physics girls
>hot

Lollercopter/17

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>>39897592
Tell me you wouldn't destroy this sweaty hairy unshaven showered-last-week-beacuse-exam-coming-up-soon physics geek pussy
mmmmm marinated in its own juices holy shit
fap time

>>39895713

He isn't Hawking.
He also doesn't have Lou gehrig's disease, if he did he would have died fucking ages ago.
He also isn't that too smart for anything, do you really think he could fucking work on anything with that stupid tard machine of his.

He's just a puppet used to get kids into fake sciences such as theoretical """"physics"""" and other such bullshit.

>the more you know

>>39895685
Fucking charlatan.

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>>39895726

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>>39897617
More interested in her DESU.

>>39897631
He invented black holes and shit you jelaous faggot. What have you done with your entire life? Doped your self with creating because you were too weak and stupid to do it natty? He is so fucking smart that his brain literally drains 99% of the life energy from his body as fuel and as a result his body is all crumpled up husk and can't even move.

>>39897711
>qt
>presumably smart but this being a stock photo who knows
>glasses
hng

>>39897631
He does have motor neurone disease, there are multiple forms of it. He's been one of the "lucky" ones

>>39897747
it's not stock, it's a photo from a phys class
they are too intelligent to fuck you though

>>39897786
Haha, I wish that was the reason
I'm not the dumb meathead type of /fit/izen I'm the DYEL ugly fuck in science uni kind

>>39895713
>implying hawking hasn't been dead for years
>implying ayyy lmaos haven't taken control of his chair
>implying they aren't using his body as a means to further our scientific understanding without directly interacting with us
WAKE UP SHEEPLE

2bh I'd rather be walking than Hawking

His wifes bull lives under the same roof as him.

What a fuckign cuck

>>39897923
>tfw you'll never fuck a woman whose husband is in the next room making breakthrough astrophysic discoveries

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>>39897828

>>39895685
Thats what i've been wondering too...
If he' s so smart, then why can't he stand up??

>>39897951
He hasn't done anything of note for 20 years

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>>39898306
I
Fucking
Hate you

>researches black holes
>doesn't wipe his ass
yeah totally admirable

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>>39898529
Stop

>>39898529
If he wiped his ass he couldn't research black hole because it would be called white hole

>>39897728
>he invented black holes
LUL

This is what happens when you don't do SS and lift at old age over 25.

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>>39897631
>Here fishie fishie fishie

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>WALKING TALKING STEPHEN HAWKING has joined the game

>>39897728
>He invented black holes and shit
>We wuz kangs n shit

>wants to make a big leap for mankind as far as our understanding of the universe
>doesn't make a single step towards the toilet when he's about to shit his pants
barking dogs seldom bite

Not /fit/ related. Saged and hidden.

>>39898756
Fuck off cunt. 2017 /fit/ is now handicap accessible

Mentally handicapped, obviously. But shitpostan is still shitpostan

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>>39895726

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>>39895726

>>39895713
He's rich