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FPH & FPS: Let's get another one going

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Here we go, which one of you triggered (it): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcPH8fzTCLU
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I've probably watched this more than any other YT video within the last year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltF-6ldrqJs&t=631s
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>>39890498
thank you for these threads /fit/
i fucking hated myself so much because i was a fat piece of shit and nobody would ever love me
so i started lifting and counting calories and i went from 260 lb dyel to 210 lb at 5'9
about to try 300 lb deadlift

now i hate myself slightly less and it feels fucking good man

i will never go back to being a fat fucking disgusting piece of shit and these threads remind me of why

the anger and regret is like a drug
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>>39890977
we're all gonna make it brah
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>>39890977
good work familia
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>>39890977
update i got the 300 x5 :)
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>>39890977
Good job man. Hope stuff works out for you.
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Who's ready for season 4 of My Big Fat Fabulous life? It's back on this month, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't excited. Here are my predictions for this season;
>whale tears
>the return of Lord Beetus
>eating a shitload of food and then claiming weight is genetic
>breaking furniture
>pregnancy scare turns out to be gas
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>>39890977
godspeed fatanon

If you succeed you will be a paragon of discipline.
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>>39890810
Likewise, something about Sammy's yoghurt-mouthed roasting makes me super /comfy/
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>>39890810
>we have this beast of burden here, with the fiery red hair, and she looks like she's ready for the winter!
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>>39890498
>flying is the scariest thing that I ever have to do
well no fucking shit whales aren't meant to fly
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Calories don't mean weight gain.
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>>39891837
Sperm whale by day
Killer whale by night
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>>39891837
>Cookies are delicious!
These people want to go back to being carefree children and hope that everything will sort itself around them, without responsible adults to look after them
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>>39891928
is that abomination supposed to be male or female
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>>39891953
Neither, or both teehee
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>>39891978
and I'm not posting the twelve kinds of fatties, but here is the link: http://everydayfeminism.com/2015/03/12-good-fatty-archetypes/
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>>39891718
>7g of protein

G A I N Z
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>>39891343
Keep it up brah. You can make it. Never look back
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>>39890977
Made a thread about this. These threads are more useful than sticky IMO.
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You all think these threads help people because shitposters pretend to be these people with success stories to justify your hate?
You all just make me hate the fitness community.
325lbs gonna stay 325 lbs.
Because you're all ignorant faggots.
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>>39892108
Sounds like a good life choice, brah

Hope it works out well for you
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>>39890977
> 260 lb dyel
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>>39892108
>To justify your hate
Yeah... Uh, yeah
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>>39891343

Noice
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>>39892108
So sorry for making your fee fee's hurt ... maybe we can talk about it :(
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>>39891718
When I was a kid I used to have those things they had like 70 grams of fat and 8 grams of trans fat they really cut it back lol
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>>39890498

>not saving that picture as "offensive line"

I expected better out of you people
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>>39892108
Good, stay fat lardo.
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>>39892147
>Those feet
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>>39890498
Spoiler:

She dies at 37
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>>39892177
>>39892164
>>39892147
>>39892142
Saddest part is you all think you're so funny and superior because you werent born with my genetics to give me specific issues that make me fat
And the funny part is i may be large, but i am a blackbelt in kempo karate and will fuck all of you up.
So keep thinking those abs will save you, pussies.
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>>39892220
Tried too hard
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>>39892108
>gonna stay 325 lbs.

How many more years do you have left?
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>>39891343
Congrats, the one advantage to starting out fat is how strong your legs are, I was over 300lbs when I started out and being able to pull 350 for reps after a few months was really motivating
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>>39892108
Nobody cares about you.

Go be sweaty somewhere else.
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>>39892146
i mean i didnt lift is all
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>>39892272
yeah man i have massive calves, feels good whenever people complain about tiny calves
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>>39891837
this is so fucking retarded, you can just fit it in your caloric intake.

especially if you're dyel and dont have to hit macros and shit
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>>39892190

how's the nofap going anon?

>>39892220
>karate

top kek fatty
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>>39892147
That image is clearly photoshopped, look how blurry the stomach is, it's totally "stretched", not only in real life but moreso within the computer program known as photoshop
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>>39891718
fucking HOW? i don't know if i've ever seen something so calorie dense in my LIFE
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>>39892108
>>39892142
>>39892147
>>39892164
>>39892177
>>39892220
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>>39892370
bend over, bitch
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>>39892390
yeah but thats a big fucking 32 oz shake with a ton of other sugary shit pumped into it (oreos, chocolate, etc.) which is a larger size than you can get a shake in at most every other place. that iced honey bun...where the FUCK does all of that fat come from?

Like, im starting a keto diet again after being off for a couple months and i like to think i have a pretty good idea of what and where the "fat" in something comes from but holy fuck 58 grams in one honey bun is fucking insane
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>>39892220
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>39890779
But where are them 7 limes desu?
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>>39890977

Being a fatass is just fucking unhealthy man. Live a happy long life you fag
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>>39892617
Where the protein is.
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>>39892071

>looking like shit to looking like trash

wait a few years before making inspirational threads lol

youll make it
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>>39891899
>novice robes
>conjuration book

kek, at the level the best this bitch could do is summon a familiar. come back when you have the master robes and are dual casting expert level destruction spells you fucking stupid cunt.
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>>39892390
>A quarter-kilogram of pure sugar
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>>39891928
eats like a pig
looks like a pig
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>>39892390
>38 grams of protein

F U C K I N G G A I N Z
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>>39891985

>defining something as 'good' requires an opposite 'bad'
>all bodies are beautiful

What did xhe mean by this?
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>>39891094
killer burger is dank af
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>>39892777
>>39892800
>>39892811
>3 gets in a row

noice
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THIS JUST IN

FATTIES DYING EARLY IS A SINISTER CONSPIRACY BY THE MEDICAL ESTABLISHMENT

The progressives have become utterly bonkers
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>>39892390
...

When I got sick with a cold I was like fuck dieting and went to sonic and got:

Large sonic blast, m&ms in it and a Carmel funnel going through it. That's nearly 2,000+ calories too. Really thought I could eat the whole thing cause I use to be fat and this is nothing but it started to taste disgusting after a few bites and wanted to puke after 1/4 of it. I'm ashamed..
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>>39892861
I do this. Every Sunday I get biscuits aND gravy, sausage, hash browns, sugary cereal etc. I only eat about a half of everything before my body starts rejecting it.
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>>39892390
>263g sugar
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breh's how do you gain discipline? can you train it like with lifting?
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>>39892390
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>>39892929
you know how in movies and shit people imagine the little angel and devil on their shoulders? well instead of that just imagine a typical asian parent on both shoulders.

>eating cake? you want get fat?!
>why you no lift that? your brother could lift that when he was child, he real son
>are you swole yet? then why you take day off? lazy
>you will never be doctor with that attitude
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>>39892071
Keep it up m8
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>>39892659
Fuck you he's trying
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>>39890498
>Not a single story in thread
Fuck this shit, I'll post some of my own in my glory (Fat fuck) days

>Be around 8
>Get invited to neighbor's birthday, she's like, 13
>Get a slice of cake like a normal kid would
>See M&Ms as a choice of topping for the cake
>Proceed to empty the bowl of M&Ms onto my plate and cover the slice of cake
>The people who went before me were the only ones who got M&Ms
>This shit is pointed out by birthday girl, whole table full of people proceed to shame me
>Cry and eat the chocolate frosting cake and almost a pound of M&Ms

More? There's plenty more stories anons.
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>>39893005
Fuck it, I'll continue anyway. Too dead to seek the consent of /fit/ during these hours.

>Be about 11, weighing in at an almost HAES seal of approval 150lbs
>Hungry, was also staying up late playing runescape and masturbating to cybering men twice my age
>Decide to go to fridge to see what I can eat
>Lo and behold one of my favorite snacks, a half gallon glass jar of green olives approximately 75% full
>Take olives to my room which is upstairs, sneak level is beyond 100 when I'm hungry
>Tear through the entire jar, demolish the innocent denizens in 30 minutes while playing runescape
>Thirsty, didn't know sodium did that to you back then
>Proceed to drink the fluid from the jar until near empty
>After 5 minutes stomach is Normandy Beach, D-Day got nothing on this
>Vomit toxic green sludge for 5 minutes straight, parents go upstairs and check out wtf is going on
>See the empty jar, see me puking and writhing on the ground
>They say something about the jar and just lower their heads in shame at what the fuck their son is
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>>39893053

>Be about 9-10, 125lbs, hungry like always, it's late, about 10pm
>Decide to go to the fridge which might as well have been my home instead
>See a tupperware container filled with carrots
>"Meh, carrots are healthy, let's eat"
>You poor child
>Container is filled with baby carrots, approximately 60
>Genocide occurs, there are no carrots left, only tupperware...
>And a painful stomach about 30 minutes later
>Rush to the bathroom out of my room
>Vomit the efforts of my carnage into the poor innocent porcelain bowl
>Sludge with actual carrot chunks from poorly chewing the food spew forth
>Consistency is like cornbread mixed with cream, mixed with your hand
>Lay down on bathroom floor exhausted
>Mom finds the empty container of carrots, find me sitting on the floor in the bathroom with puke in the toilet
>Says something along the lines of wtf and lowers her head in disappointment at her failure of a son
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>>39892220
Except most of us can just walk away from you at a fast pace.
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>>39892929
Routine, that's how.
Once you get into the swing of things, it comes naturally
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>>39893089
>>39893053
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>39893089
>>39893111
Oh I assure you anon, all of these are true stories, quite sadly.
That part of my life is behind me, lost weight at 15 going on 16, relapsed a bit, got back up to the highest I've been in years at 210lbs back last January, currently 160lbs, still fat, still got a ways to go.

>Be 13, 210lbs, and you guessed it, hungry
>We had leftovers from pasta my mom had made, she always made a lot of pasta
>I trumped my dad at dinner at eating the most food, per usual, devouring roughly a pound and a half of pasta and 6 garlic bread slices
>Head downstairs for leftovers, decide I'll just have a little bit
>See the container has "only" one pound of pasta left
>Decide to take all of it instead, devoiding my family of any pleasure they might enjoy from partaking of it
>Drink two cups worth of milk to complement my meal
>Go to sleep while stomach writhes in digesting the insane amount of food
>Mom wakes up early, always, sees the empty container of spaghetti
>Wake up to yelling and more disappointment
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>>39891094
fucking memes, son.
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>>39892220
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> Anonymous 01/04/17(Wed)02:31:24 No.39892963 ▶

But what's the logic in learning karate when your best offense is to just to use your weight to tackle them?
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>>39890498
"my nephew has yet to learn the chub life"

reading that makes me sick to my stomach, stuff like this is why fat acceptance is a serious issue and not just something funny to laugh at.
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>>39893133
Anyway, that was my last one /fit/, bretty tired now.
If you guys are interested I can post one or two more in the morning when I wake up, otherwise that's it for now.
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>>39893111
It's not that unbelievable that some dumb hungry kid would binge eat to the point of getting sick.
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>>39892777
I work on a pig farm and they are less messy when they eat.
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>>39890498
>TEDx
>Worth literally anything.
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>>39891718
Dreambulking like a mad man
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>>39893187
I know, unlike fatties, pigs are actually very clean if you let them
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>>39892950
sheesh, too real bro
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>>39891928
>mike wazowski
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>>39893236
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>>39893236
LMAO
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>>39893236

>joke as old as the rocky mountains
>I kek every time
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>>39892950
tried this. laughed and dropped the bar. in hospital now. thanks.
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>>39892147
i want her to sit on my face
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>>39893053
>too dead to seek consent

THIS IS WHY WE NEED FEMINISM
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>>39892963
Like everyone else here
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>>39893165
Please post more my man
I enjoyed it
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>>39893165
I look forward to more senpai
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>>39891978
>capitalism requires productivity

Capitalism requires consumption, and this bitch is the epitome of over-consuming and wasting.
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>>39893446
Except the first crisis of capitalism is always over production...

Makes you think...
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>>39891718
how many calories is this? It's cut off.

>dem calories from fat tho
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>>39891928
nailed it.
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>>39892071
let me guess...fat gf didn't like you changing and "not being fun anymore"?

Probably the easiest 180 lbs to lose is the fat enabler gf.
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>>39892108
i don't care if these threads are helpful or not, I hate fatties and I like laughing at them, including you. You pathetic fat shit. kys...and I don't mean slowly with twinkies, fatso, speed it up.
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>>39892950
top kek
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>>39892108
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>>39892841
These are the people who also think that Type 2 Diabetes is a myth. Then wonder why their leg fell off. Ah well, not like they were using it, not since they got that Rascal scooter.
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>>39893586
The patriarchy took their leg in their sleep
Or while they were eating
Or while they were blogging
Or Whenever

They haven't seen the damn things in 15 years
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>>39890977
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>>39893322
one way to tell you want to commit suicide I guess
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>>39891583
anywhere I can watch it free and with minimal ads? I don't like giving the electric jew my money.
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>>39892147
HIGH TEST
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>those giant tits
Imagine how big her ASS is brehs
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>>39892841
This is not progressive ya dolt
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>>39892147
Fat bitch only has 54 stars
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>>39893515
I can see why you'd think that. But she's actually the love of my life. And losing weight with me. She's doing weight watchers. I just count calories. But we have lost comparable weight.
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>>39893631
>mfw I realised I was mirin' myself in the mirror when fucking a hooker
I swear I haven't murdered anyone yet.
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>>39894297
neither did bateman
probably
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>>39892220
i bet you can't even do a mawashi geri with that big gut of yours though. i do kempo as well and there are plenty of fatties in my class who are never gonna make it, i've never seen a black belt who's fat.
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>>39892433
Shortening is used in the baking mix.
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>>39891978
This is why all communist statues honouring the workers of the revolution are of big fat tubs of lard instead of hunky glorious working men and their hammers
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>>39894264
Orbitting her?
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>>39892950
Fucking kek breh
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>>39890977
>the anger and regret is like a drug
Half of /fit/ would make awesome Sith Lords
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>>39894297
I also did that the first time I fucked my first gf doggy style, she had a mirror on the wall next to the bed, I would smile at myself, put goofy faces, thumbs up, etc. I'm more of an idiot than of a psycho though.
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>>39892506
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you huge bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in BJJ, and I’ve been involved in numerous body-building and strongman comps, and I have over 300kg confirmed 1RM bench. I am trained in MMA and I’m the top grappler in the entire gym. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of /fit/izens across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire set of machines and dumbbells of Gold's Gym and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you giant shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I dunno, I tried.
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>>39892841
Man, an obese girl I went to school with died from a stroke at 20, it's fucked that people will push that obesity is not unhealthy when it's literally killing people
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>>39891718
In prison, we had ice honey buns with 820 calories. Fucking INSANE.
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>>39894268
You lucky bastard, keep her
I have so many friends who's girlfriends sabotage their weight loss, usually through emotional blackmail
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>>39890977
210@5'9" is still fat.
you need to be 155-160
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>>39892390
you know its not the calories or the fat that gets me with this one its the sugar almost .6 pounds of sugar.. how the fuck... you should not have more than 25 grams of added sugar per day total... and that's an upper daily limit.. this has fucking 263 grams more than 10 times the daily recommended intake for sugar..... its almost 10 oz's of sugar...almost one third of this fucking thing is sugar.....
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Some interesting bullshit I just came acrosss on YouTube. God hates fats:

Proverbs 23:20-21 warns us, “Do not join those who drink too much wine or gorge themselves on meat, for drunkards and gluttons become poor, and drowsiness clothes them in rags.” Proverbs 28:7 declares, “He who keeps the law is a discerning son, but a companion of gluttons disgraces his father.” Proverbs 23:2 proclaims, “Put a knife to your throat if you are given to gluttony.”
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>>39891583
>mmmmm, fresh memes
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>>39894842
niggers gonna nig
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>>39891837
I hate these comics unedited. "Do what requires no effort and leaves you mediocre, that's something to aspire to!"
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>>39894911
>911

Here's hoping she dies. She's glorifying fat! And a whole generation are learning it's OK to be a fat lazy fuck!
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>>39894842
Gluttony and sloth are both one of the 7 deadly sins.
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>>39892390
>2600 cal
>literally above my daily calorie intake now that I'm cutting
fucking hell
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>inb4 full kakuja once Kaneki and Amon fight again
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>>39895159
sory wrong thread plz ignore
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>>39892841
>obesity doom prophecies
Would be a sick name for a metal band.
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>>39894297
>>39894437
You look like you're fresh from a pump while fucking. It's hard not to mire if there's a mirror.
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>>39892108

Might lifts might be going up slow as shit (not even lmfao 2 plate at 18 monts), but I'm still so much healthier and stronger than what I was before. I'm down pants sizes and getting comments on progress, but more importantly is my mental health is better and I feel healthier, stronger, and more capable. So yeah, if you want a meme response... /fit/ needs to keep making these so that we can all keep making it.
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>>39891928
It looks like a caricature of itself.
Amazing.
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>>39892390
What kills me is the
>Serving Size: 1
That could be split between 4 people, 8oz each and it would make for a nice treat, once, maybe even twice a month. But no, out there right now some fat fuck has eaten 4 in a row.
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>>39891928
Does that tattoo say taco?
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>>39895539
Taco time(other hand)
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>>39892390
Who makes a shake with no egg in it?
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>>39892841
Keep the /pol/ on /pol/
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>>39891928
>Taco
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>>39895522
It's a fucking 32 oz shake, everyone knowsa serving is 8 ounces. They're just showing the contents of that size option.

Hell, the Large shake at McDonald's these days I don't even think it's a 20 oz
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>>39892108
Fatty gunna fat
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>>39891812
kek'd
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>>39891837
I've been counting calories for 2 months non-stop
not even counting counting
LOOSELY counting
I lost 13 kg

It doesn't take much mental effort.
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>>39891928
Millennials in a nutshell. I have truly grown to despise my generation.
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>>39893489
Since carbs and protons are about 4 calories per gram, id say a good 820 calories.
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>>39891094
>>39891094
I love in the libtarded pdx and this makes me happy.
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>>39895851
Nah it's just a small subset.
Just stop arguing with those people and wait for them to make a living by themselves.
An empty stomach is always good motivator to get your shit together.
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>>39891718
i-is that all icing covering the bun?

i thought it was a fucking raw chicken at first glance
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>>39895221
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>>39892220
>Karate, the 'Dane Cook' of martial arts
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>>39894911
that fucking cookie, where do you even buy something so large?
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>>39896005
Ironically normal honey buns I see at the deli are only 200-300 and glazed
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>>39896199
When i was a kid the local shopping centre had a kiosk that sold custom decorated cookies up to the size of a medium pizza.
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>>39896199
They usually have those at convenience stores or subways/boston market type places.

I usually forgo them since flies always get in and shit on them, plus I go to bakeries and get gourmet pastries. If I'm gonna spend calories I spend it in style. Since that's rather expensive leaves me eating sweats a week every couple of months.
A week since I can't gorge on a box in a day so
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>>39890498
I've seen this TEDx talk multiple times and it is equally pathetic every time I watch it
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>>39894842
>Some interesting bullshit I just came acrosss on YouTube. God hates fats:
Have you ever read the bible before?
Seven deadly sins: Wrath, Lust, Avarice, Envy, Sloth, and Gluttony

God never loved them nor does he love douchebags and promiscuity.
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>>39896279
>>39894842
>I only named 6
Forgot Pride.
Aka half of fit
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>>39896243
Ive seen the pizza sized ones, and ones that are like the size of a softball, but this is like some weird in between where I'm sure tons of fatties buy them and say "well its not a cookie pizza so it must be a single serving"
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>>39893446
In a capitalist society where the market determines what is money, the only way to purchase or trade is through producing first. See Rothbard
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>>39891837
fixed
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>>39890498 (OP)
>minus my adorable nephew, has yet to learn the chub life
>yet to learn the chub life
wtf. It's like she's fucking planning on making her nephew fat.

>>39891094
KEK is this real? Always good to see companies not buy into this fatty nonsense. Girls are smaller than guys, their TDEE is a lot less than ours especially since most of them are too lazy to lift weights
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>>39892390
This can't be real
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>>39891718
>cropping out the calorie info
what idiot made this picture?
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>>39896279
Have YOU ever read the Bible before? The seven are certainly to be avoided, but the Bible predates the list significantly
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>>39891837
If you don't have a fatties mindset then you don't need to count calories
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>>39892841
this isn't "progressive". Progressives are actually more realistic about shit. This is like neo-liberal shit where people live in a fantasy land. This is the part of the Democratic party that rejects Progressives for trying to instill a sense of reality into them.
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>>39896367
>this is what fat cunts believe
So glad I have a girl that works out with me and looks good
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>>39894268
why can't people just dress the same clothes when they take pictures for this type of meme...
Keep it up lad
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>>39896520
if you think a fat girl can't get sex you are delusional. they have the same chance of getting it as any fit girl
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>>39896533
Any fit man that has a fit woman, goes and fucks a fat bitch is a sad degenerate
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>>39896520
the pic context is absolute shit

but fat girls can still get some dick as easy as any other girl. Some people have fat/chub fetishes while some others just want to fuck anything they can get
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>>39896533
>they have the same chance of getting it as any fit girl
Not by a guy as muscular as that
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>>39896553
you'd be surprised at how desperate people are. just take a look at /fit/. almost every post is tfw no gf and when people post in CBT threads they have well above average bodies
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>>39896550
picture implies that the fit guy has a gf working out at the gym

if you have a fit gf why the fuck would you want to fuck a land whale behind her back? Cheat on her with a better looking fit chick maybe, but not a hambeast
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>>39896573
>almost every post is tfw no gf and when people post in CBT threads they have well above average bodies
Because those are the only people willing to post their bodies, dumbass. There's plenty of fatass transplants from places like /r9k/ and /v/ lurking right now that posting their man titties.

And further, tfw no gf != being low enough for slam pigs
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>>39896388
Yeah I have and since we are living in roughly 2017 AD the 7 deadly sins have been known for some time now. We even have knowledge of the divine comedy to shed some light on a other view of these sins. These fat fucks aren't helping anybody or anything being the way they are. They are literally detrimental to society itself. Thus it's safe to assume they are somehow sinning and probably don't have enough stamina to walk to the nearest confessional, let alone fit into it.

These people clearly need God in their lives, that I won't deny. Amen.
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>>39896576
i know what the pic meant, thats why i said its context is shit

people cheat on their gf/bfs all the time for someone far uglier/poorer/stupider than what they already have

its usually down to what makes your dick tingle at that moment, people who cheat dont think about what they're cheating on at the time
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>>39896547
Even if he's a sad degenerate, the fat bitch still gets laid.
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>>39896553
There are plenty of dudes around who will stick their dick in just about anything.
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>>39891928
Literally looks like a fucking bridge troll
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>>39892147
>air vent right in the middle of the carpet
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>>39896717
a fat bitch finding a fit guy willing to cheat on his mostly likely hot fit gf is pretty uncommon
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>>39896764
You mean a fridge troll.
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>>39893133

this is your parents fault, not yours.

who gives a kid a pound+ of pasta at the dinner table? We always got damn near exact servicing sizes, pasta, vegetables and protien and were allowed second helpings if we'd been really busy or had a light lunch.

We took chips to lunch every day and a single bag of Lay's lasted the entire family two weeks.

why? because my parents weren't fools like your yours. You know what my dad said if I wanted to overeat?

"No."
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>>39896846
zing
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>>39894268

Weight Watchers is a great system for chicks that refuse to into math.

it basically retrains you to eat healthy while keeping you full. Broccoli? 0 points. Cake? 6 points. 15 points in a day? guess what, bitches be eating broccoli all day long to save points for the cake.

net loss every day. brilliant system
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>>39892108
That's fine with me. One less faggot I have to compete with to get the hottest bitch.
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>>39894297
My ex gf always gave me shit for self-mirin after sex lel, nothing wrong with it anon
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>>39892390
Fucking hell that's more unhealthy than most drugs. How the fuck do you even make that shit?

>Bill we need a 2600 kcal shake
>how the fuck?
>just add 263g of sugar
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>>39896199
From United States of Burger
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>>39891837
>Doesn't just run for 3 fucking minutes
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>>39897121
>implying you can work off 200 calories in 3 minutes
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>>39892358
This is going to sound fake, but she is literally so big that the camera can't get her all in focus. Cameras have focal points and depth of field, her belly fat is so far from her face and extends so far away that the camera can't keep it in focus. It's like trying to take a picture of a ball, the sides will be fuzzy
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>>39896846
Oh, you
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>>39892390
Woah. That's hardcore.
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>>39897155
I'm an art/photo fag and I can confirm this. This is a low light condition which means it will have a wider aperture to let more light in. The more open the aperture, the more light can bend entering the lens, creating fuzzy edges.

The way an automatic camera (phones included) compensate for low light not only happens through opening the aperture more, but also creating a longer shutter, leaving the lens open to receive light longer. If an object is in motion it creates a motion blur, which you can see in her belly and on the tv.

>tl;dr : Confirming this, it's likely just a wider aperture and longer shutter speed to compensate for low light.
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>>39892220
Heh, whatever weakling I bet you can't even teleport behind your enemies and give them tho ole spicy butthole.
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>>39890810
this dude is so in need of a makeover.
he makes fun of fat women, yea fat is ugly,

but this dude needs to shave his poverty beard, wash his greasy hair and cut it, and wear some contacts or something.

dude looks grossly homeless
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>>39895618
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>>39891718

> 175% rdi saturated fats

HIGH
T
E
S
T
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>>39891978
Man and Woman + a baby = Money?

What world is this person living in?
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>>39892272
Same. Started out obese and squatted 225 ATG first day. That's the only benefit to being obese while living in a city consisting entirely of slopes: sick quads.
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>>39891718
820cal.
Jesus Christ.
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>>39896340
good shop
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>>39893133
>13, 210lbs,
If kids can sue their parents for taking away their phones, you sure as fuck can sue your parents for letting a 13 year old be 210 lbs.

Fucking child abuse is what it is.
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> be student f 22
> always see some fat fuck in the train to university who stares at me every time
> go up to him and start conversation coz he's been the only other student on the train and I get excited about meeting new people
> drops spaghetti
> still gives me his skype and steam
> now always talks me up when I come online, gifts games, asks what I'm doing, if I want to meet up and shit
> tell him no and go for a walk or some shit
> he always randomly appears when I go out like a fucking stalker
> calls me his cute little kirtty cat
> fast forward
> have a party with friends one night, playan mario cart
> bring up his chat for everyone and ask him if he wants to come
> he comes, his face when my place is on fifth floor
> when he arrives he's coughing and almost dying from exhaustion, sweating like hell from climbing all those stairs
> still enough power to open all windows and drop spaghetties
> everyone freezes and is cold while he's like 'wow it's so warm and stuffy in here'
> leaves after 5 minutes without playing a single round of mario cart
> fast forward
> feel lonely one night, all friends busy
> ask him online if he wants to go for a drink, as he lives closeby
> says he can't because he's going to his grandma's birthday party the next day and fears his relatives will eat all the food before he arrives
> fast forward
> get a job, move to another city, tell him
> he says he has to reveal a big secret
> he's in love with me

Still writes me up every now and then. Why are fat people so desperate (for grandmas cooking)?
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>>39892390
wheres the edit with crustaceans checked
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>>39892841
jesus christ the whole point is that we DON'T want you to die so we encourage you to lose weight to avoid metabolic syndrome and other illnesses on the obesity spectrum that lead to early death.

how delusional can you be that you think the world wants you to die and not that the world actually wants you to improve your life
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>>39898325
>> feel lonely one night, all friends busy
>> ask him online if he wants to go for a drink, as he lives closeby

>Why are fat people so desperate
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>>39890779
>$5.19 for a case of Coke

If I lived in the US, I would be so fat.
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>>39898325
>Lead a guy on because I'm an attention starved whore
>Lel guis this creepy fat kid fell in love with me omg haha
women are the ultimate meme
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>>39892841
Are they retarded?

Why in the world would pharmaceutical companies not want fatties around? Skinny people (not even healthy people) may only have to take one or two medications at a time for an illness or condition. But fatties could take one for every single thing linked to obesity. They're a wet dream for someone in the business of selling pills. It's not like the companies have to foot the bill for the care of the fat person, if anything it's the government or insurance companies they should be mad at.
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>>39892950
>are you swore yet?
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>>39898644
Not to mention they consume 5x as much food making them a capitalists wet dream
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>>39892147
Why is an industrial grate in the living room?
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>>39896367
>>39898325
I hate people of my gender.
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>>39898644
This. As a dietician, I get several of the same fatties coming in every week for dietary guidance about one or more of their conditions.
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>>39896340
kek'd
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>>39898325
I hope you get ovarian cancer and can't produce offspring
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>>39894911
what show is this?
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>>39892758
kek /fitg/ mustard rice
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>>39892758
Best reply itt
Bravo you absolute maniac
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>>39898325
>be student f 22
what school do f22 go to?
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>>39892841
Why are fatties so convinced everyone is out to get them?
My sister is incredibly fat. She is sure that EVERYONE makes jokes about her, including fucking nutritional labels. She has a wall in her dorm at college with clippings of food packaging nutritional labels where she believes she has seen a joke about her like some fucking 9/11 truther. for example she has like 20 ice cream tub labels where she thinks the word 'fats' is in a larger font than the other words. And she cuts out the word 'magnesium' because she thinks the first letter on every product with magnesium on the nutrition label will spell out an offensive joke
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>>39898724
LONDON
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>>39891583
New episode tonight. Im salivating
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>>39898873
Tell her that if she stops being fat, everybody will stop joking about her.
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>>39898873
I'm gonna need some pics of this wall
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>>39898873
Your sister has paranoid schizophrenia
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>>39898873
>he has a wall in her dorm at college with clippings of food packaging nutritional labels where she believes she has seen a joke about her like some fucking 9/11 truther
your sister sounds woke as fuck
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>>39898873
Hey man I'd tell someone and get her committed. I was thinking some goofy shit too (people on 4chan are actually just people from school fucking with me and talking in code about me without me knowing it, people on tv sending me coded messages, etc.) but I got on some medication for a little bit, stopped smoking weed, and all that shit stopped. Get her help man, she might seriously need it.
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>>39898800
My Big Fat Fabulous Life

>well done for dubdubz m8
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>>39892841
>Obesity Doom Prophecies

....talking bout diagnoses?
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>>39894911
no longer have cable but I will miss the rage :(
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>>39898873
>And she cuts out the word 'magnesium' because she thinks the first letter on every product with magnesium on the nutrition label will spell out an offensive joke
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>>39893650
https://mega.nz/#F!PxZnEZYD!wkP-CfexPbkpzu5wqICq-Q
Season 3 is the only one I've uploaded for you guys. Its the best one anyway
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>>39896661
Seven Deadly Sins are Catholic meme that does not have solid basis in Biblical scripture as sending anyone to hell more than any other sin. The Divine Comedies were a great allegory but also not considered scriptural by Christians.
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>>39899235
Yes. It's very important that we define which fictional work we obey blindly.
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>>39892758
Fucking kek
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>>39890977
KEEEEEP GOIIIING /FITIZEN/
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>>39899205
aw her son is pretty cute
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>>39899398
Does that mean you hate yourself, you whiny fuck?
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>>39893474
Personally I agree with you, though underconsumptionist theorists might not. But nevertheless, underconsumption is part of what makes a crisis: the inability to realise value. Continual consumption is what enables the engine of accumulation to go on churning for a while longer, though crisis is of course inevitable.

Besides, given the existance of automation, selling all that is produced becomes more important for the individual capitalist than "fit bodies" able to do work (not even taking into account that "fit for work" does not mean "healthy").

Of course it's clear to anyone with a functional brain that the bitch knows nothing of political economy, and is trying to haphazardly attach her HAES bullshit to a critique of capitalism in hopes of attracting socialists to her cause. I hate that it's working...

>>39896292
I'll se Rothbard when I need to buy a baby. Besides you are factually wrong, ever hear of made-to-order?
>www.businessdictionary.com/definition/made-to-order.html
Production is more important, of course, but this has other reasons.
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>>39898873
Literally schizophrenia. Fuck that shit bro, she needs to see a doc, fast.
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>>39898938
Yeah I mean I was seriously worried about a relative having it a while back (I was wrong, thank god) so I know the symptoms. No joke, this anon is right.
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>>39899398
I bet a bunch of these emails are fake as fuck
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>>39892841
I hate this, because the entire schtick about the social production of knowledge and the processes involved is a legitimate sociological concern, and something Science & Technology Studies takes seriously. But the point was never to discredit knowledge or claim that science cannot produce knowledge (that is has no authority), but rather to understand HOW the process works in order to better it and avoid, hopefully, the misuse of science.

Questioning motivations and asking how benefits from certain results, as well as acknowledging that the scientific process can be manipulated, is important. /fit/ knows this, which is why we don't always trust studies funded by soy producers telling us soy is good. But to decide, ex ante, that a conclusion is incorrect because it hurts your feefees and then look for (or invent!) any reason that might make the data even a little suspect, including conspiracy theory stuff, while refusing to apply even the most basic rigour to anything that confirms your beliefs... Christ that is just maddening, and that it i becoming accepted in academica scares me. All because fat ugly bitches are jealous of healthy people. Someone kill me now...
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>>39892950
holy fuck. using this from now on
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>>39899507
Who doesn't?
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>>39899398
>implying only women do this
Man, if someone had picture proof of even 1/10 of what I've done while drunk and high, I'd kill either myself or that person...

I think I kissed a gay dude once. I have no idea if I did or not, it's just a blackness in my mind. Also once I shat on a car. Don't ask me why, I had to go and the car was there and I thought it would be funny. I beat up and asian guy cause I thought he was someone else. I cheated on my gf in front of my gf. I turned fireworks against people on the street. I participated in a threeway, and not the cool kind. I drunk dialed my dad. I peed on the PA-system at a concert. I killed a duck. Booze is a hell of a drug and now I'm sober and living a good life with a good woman, I don't want that shit haunting me.
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>>39892108

>I'm going to stay fat to spite fit people

Sure thing fatty
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>>39899464
Don't insult that poor pig, anon, it did not ask for this.
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>>39892390
>dat dere durty bulk
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>>39899398
>my boobs are for my dad to see
Fuck the human race.
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>>39892220
kek, we don't even get to brown belt if we are not totally fit, including endurance, being able to do 100 push ups etc.
Not that 100 are so extremely much but I strongly doubt you even manage to do 10.
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>>39896143
Talk about japanese/shotokan/bullshit karate. Traditional karate is nice
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>>39899205
Look how fucking fat that dog is. That should be considered abuse.
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Guys I currently have a bit of a situation with a fat person.
Basically I have a few roommates I live with. One of them is superobese NEET who gets all his money from his parents. He insists on helping around the house and making lunch for everyone who goes to work.

He makes me at least 6 sandwiches (12 slices of bread) each day. Not even good sandwiches, plain white bread usually with mayo, cheese, extra butter, olive oil spread (which is different from butter apparently), sometimes lard for a treat and white pepper. I don't eat them, I throw them away and keep telling him not to make them.

Anyway recently he has been getting on my case about not eating the sandwiches. He seems to think I trade them to other people. (I told him I throw them away). He keeps getting angry at me for 'trading the best sandwiches with the veggie sandwiches my anorexic co-workers eat'. He doesn't know where I work and I work up a flight of stairs anyway.

I just don't get why he seems convinced there is a sandwich trade going on in my office. He keeps telling me that if I trade my sandwiches I better bring the ones I get in return home so he can check I got a good deal. I've seen him go to Subway and haggle a handful of nutella and lard sandwiches to try and get a free meatball sub before so I guess he just has problems? I don't want to be a dick.
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>>39894268
>From THICC to delicious THICC
you should keep going, let her stop there
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>>39899717
>Killed a duck
Fuck you
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>>39899848
Is that not a pig?
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>>39899905
I hate myself the most over that one...
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>>39899848
It is a pig
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>>39899882
Man, wtf. He sounds like he is just trying to halp, in his own autistic whey. Don't be a dick about the sandwiches, just smile & wave
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>>39892950
This would make a good tshirt.
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>>39899882
There's no way this is real
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>>39899205
>episode 1 has main character teaching her mom how to sext
what the fuck
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>>39896243
>>39896199
When I was a kid for my 10th birthday my family went to Disney World, and in this one cafe they had cookies the size of my head with mickey mouse sprinkles on them.
Good times, good times.
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>>39892950
That hits a bit too close to home. I'd rather have my asian grandmother motivate me as it's mostly guilt-tripping.
>"Why you eat too much? There be nothing left for grandpa!"
>"Need to pick up rice bag... why you say you no lift? I ask your mother."
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>>39893133
A pound and a half of pasta is fucking nuts.
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>>39892929
i fell off the dieting wagon over the holidays and i just weighed myself at the gym the other night and wrote the number on the inside of my wrist so i can remind myself to stop being a fat piece of shit
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>>39899905
Topkek, I'm not the guy, but I already shot 3 cats and 1 dog while high on cocaine.
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>>39892147
>girl gamer
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>>39892390
This shouldnt be legal, this kills the man.
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>>39899882
>goes to subway for sandwich haggling
10/10
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>>39899717
How can one man be such a colossal dick head
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>>39898325
The irony is lost on you, faggot.
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>>39899398
>girls
Please, me and a friend of mine do some crazy shit everytime we go to some party, last month we became kind of a meme here in my city because some dude took a pic of we sniffing cocaine in from a chick's ass. There's even a facebook page with around 10k likes.
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>>39894268
but lifts though
started out not even being able to squat the bar like a month and a half ago, bf kept encouraging and now I can do the bar with like 20lb on
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>>39891837
>thinks three minutes of running is equal to one cookie
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So there's gonna be a stream for the new episode of my 600-lb life right? Or did I already miss it?
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>>39896533
Yeah okay
Maybe other fatties, or fetishists, or betas
No attractive person would do that
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>>39900183
I hope you OD and die.
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>>39891583
>pregnancy scare turns out to be gas
Please this
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>>39893489
>Filename isn't "Manlets vs Planets"
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>>39898325
>age 22
>Still plays video games
>asks fat autist to get drinks
Your worse than fit dudes who fuck fatties because they were just so horny
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>>39892190
Enjoy em before diabetes takes em I guess.
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>>39898325
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>>39892390
WINTER BULK
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>>39898873
dood, your sister is a legitimate fullblown paranoid schizophrenic. She needs help. Please help her.
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>>39899398
>I'm still your slut
>I'll choke on your dick
>Send videos of me fucking a cucumber

yeah nah, these are fake as fuck. Real people plead and offer money not sexual favours. Or just say they'll do whatever you want.
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>>39899912
>>39899922
that's not nice, it's not that dogs fault that it's fat.
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>>39898547 >>39898643 >>39898724 >>39898768 >>39898871 >>39899398 >>39900257 >>39900713

>found the wizards/MRAs

you realize it is not only possible but actually normal for a man and a woman to be friends and engage in social aactivities without either one having intentions on engaging in sex?

of course you don't you've never had a relationship with a real hue-man in your lives
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>>39891583
we should make a watch2gether for this shit, would be hilarious
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>>39899717
Oh my lord can we do story time with your shit. I can chip in with some of my fucked up stories as well if you want. And yes people taking photos of you when you're fucked up is totally a dick move.
One of my facebook profile pictures was literally my gf at the time trying to cover my face because the photographer at a club got right up in it and I was tripping hard on acid. Like no iris, eyes pointing in two different directions tripping hard. And I didn't really care about that one, but jesus don't put the worse ones in the public domain.
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>>39899205
watching fat people get up is both hilarious and depressing.
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>>39899717
I hope the woman you're with gets cancer and dies
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>>39900894
Yeah I bet your GF engages in a lot of "social activities" with other guys
Fucking cuck
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>>39898643
She never made fun of the fact he fell in love with her, the joke is that he behaved like the total opposite. But turning down going for drinks is probably what betas do to show their affection.
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>>39900932

your insecurity and impotent rage are palpable. cri moar emo Chad
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>>39890779
Where in the world can you get 1lb of grapes, bananas, for 88 cents and 44 cents?
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>>39900894
Unless you have actual, severe autism, the fact that the fat fuck was in love with the girl is completely fucking obvious, to which she either should have addressed it outright, or left the fucker alone
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>>39901106

So what? how does that make this situation in any way her responsibility?
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>>39890977
God speed, mate.
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>>39901123
It's not her sole responsibility since fat fuck let himself be led on. But again, unless you have no semblance of understanding social interactions, you don't invite someone obviously madly in love with you like that just because.
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>>39901149
no one has any excuses if she can do it
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>>39891928
Jesus christ.
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>>39892190
Fuck man, that made me laugh hard.
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>>39900886
Exactly. She says she doesn't want her boyfriend to leave her then in the next breath "submits" to him and acknowledges she knows he posts these emails to his twitter. He's just playing games and jacking off to fantasies.
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>>39894606
do you have any good prison stories? is it as easy as i'd imagine to get /fit/ in prison since there's literally nothing else to do?
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>>39900894
I mean you are right
But she should have been able to tell that the fatties was cathching feelings
A mature person would have told him that she didn't like him like that
So she kinda was leading him on by still hanging out and not telling him she didn't like him when he made his feelings clear
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>>39901149
>Can't do leg cardio
>Still lose weight
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>>39901052
This
I live in NYC and food is pretty expensive
I just moved here from NJ suburbs so it was kind of a shock
It's also really tempting to east like shit because there is good pizza everywhere and I don't have to walk long for it
If anyone knows where to get healthy groceries in lower Manhattan plz tell me I live in Soho so every shop near me is all pretentious and expensive
Will I find normal food in poorer neighborhoods?
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>>39900894
t. roastie
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>>39901439
I live in Queens. Born here. Why the fuck would you ever live in Manhattan let alone Soho?
2.99 a pound for grapes at my local supermarket but they have frequent sales putting grapes at 1.99 and even 99 cents a pound.

Do you shop in Trader Joes or Fairway?
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>>39901439
>>39901506
Queens anon here bananas are 49 cents a pound fresh
Fruits and veggies are cheap in comparison to cookies and juice
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>>39901506
Damn that's nice lol
I have a tiny ass 1 bedroom that's 2500 a month that I share with a roommate
But having super easy access to the nightlife is worth it and I like how trendy the neighborhood is, idk how long I can live here tho it's expensivive I've been looking at kips bay which seems nice and it's close to where all the fun is
Ive been to Queens and it's so quiet compared to Manhattan I'd probably have major fomo if I lived there
I love Manhattan tho ever since I was young I'd visit almost ever weekend and spend a day here and I always wanted to move here
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First lift of 2017 is tonight. Wish me luck. Thank you for these threads getting me motivated this year. I will be back next year with progress.
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>>39901643
better not give up on us anon, i believe in you
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>>39894268

>oneitis
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>>39901678
I won't
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>>39892390
>>39895126
>mfw I eat less than half that for the whole day, every day
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>>39901788
Same, it's disgusting how much some people eat.
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>>39901788
I maintain at around 3k Cal
I can't fucking imagine 87% of my intake in a fucking shake

horry sheet
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>>39901788
I love how they removed the heading above the percentages, so people don't notice that this shake has 208% of the fat and 111% of the carbs you need in a day.
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>>39901106

But then she wouldn't be able to milk him for gifts and attention.
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>>39892390
1052% RDI of sugar?
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>>39900183
please kys
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>>39902331

I feel sorry for this, but it's neceesary pain. I'm going to shock you with some uncomfortable truth my dude, please don't get upset or head back to your safe space.

friends do nice things for each other, like send over game vouchers and buy each other drinks and smal gifts

*even when they don't want sum fuk*

yes.

really.

solid fact from normieworld.

sorry. I know how much it hurts when you know nothing about other people interacting except Disney and Urutsokodoji.
>sorry for your loss
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>>39902530
friends do nice things for each other, like send over game vouchers and buy each other drinks and smal gifts
>do nice things for each other
>buy each other drinks and smal gifts
>each other
>each
>other
>again
>each
>other

If you seriously equate one sided gift giving in exchange for attention with mutual favors, then I got news for ya
>solid fact from normieworld
pretty sure you mean cuckistan
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>>39890810
>umm... okay
>what do you just want attention?
that always fucking kills me.
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>>39899250
reddit please leave
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>>39902636
>tfw hip stretch marks
feelsbad
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