Unexpected things that suck about being fit.

Can't get a gf because standards of aesthetics have changed and suddenly all the girls want skinny dyels.

>>39890210
>cant wear taktops when its hot
>cant go camping because used to eat too much
>judjung random fit men

>>39890210
>fat/unfit people telling me what I'm doing is unhealthy or telling me what I "should" be doing.
how is this a downside? always worth a chuckle seeing them rationalize their unfitness

>>39890237
>not wearing a tank top because people will judge you

That's sad cunt behavior, change it.

Not trying to tip my fedora here, but people will assume you're less intelligent, or in the worst case a meathead.
Also:
-Eating healthy is not cheap (Amerifat)
-Time for gym. It was easy in college, but it gets much more difficult (albeit achievable) when you get a full time job

>>39890210
>Medium shirt is too small
>Large shirt is too big

>>39890210

The ONLY thing I hate about being fit is how fast it goes away if you don't maintain.

Sometimes I'll have a bad month at work, don't eat as well, and don't work out. And bam 30 days of this and 3 months of working out is down the drain.

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>>39890210
Bulking clean with healthy foods is expensive. Steroids are expensive. Serious eight training takes up a lot of time. But I want to look like this.

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People will think you're judging them constantly. Especially new girls you'd like to meet are just sort of... afraid of you even sometimes. It makes meeting them harder

>>39890210
>Have to perform at the gym or get judged.
You know, if you have muscles but arent strong.
>Cant wear tanks without being douche
>People always ask stupid shit at parties
>Be the "big guy" always

>>39890285
>eating healthy isn't cheap

Yeah, if you shop at fucking Whole Foods and buy all the organic chicken and gluten free shit.

>>39890233
That's not why you can't get a gf, dude...

>>39890210
Biggest issue for me is not able to find clothes that fit good. It's either too narrow in the chest or too loose around the waist.

>>39890285
>Eating healthy is not cheap (Amerifat)
I cut my food expenses in half since I started to eat healthy instead of trash I used to consume. A pound of chicken breast is ~$1.50, frozen veggies are cheap as dirt, milk is not much pricier than soda and so on.

>>39890285
eating healthy is cheap as hell my G, just buy store brand frozen chicken in bulk, 50lb bag of rice, frozen vegetables and some potatoes, blow the rest of your grocery dosh on whatever. get good spices, sauces, stocks and w/e over time, learn to cook and dont be afraid to experiment. its ez my man

>>39890324
Cheap meat isn't healthy. It has protein, but it isn't healthy

>>39890233
Not why you can't get a gf. Time to focus on how shitty of a person you are.

>>39890356
Soylent Green

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>>39890356
Did you read that in Cosmopolitan or something?

>>39890285
>work full time in college while taking a full courseload
>still go to gym 3-4x / week
>graduate
>I have so much free time to gym now

>>39890356

A 213g can of wild pink salmon is around $2 CDN and has over 45g of protein. What are you on about?

>>39890356
Kys

>>39890237
>>39890321
Tank tops are for douches in general. Doesn't matter how big you are, I won't even acknowledge you in a tank.

>>39890352

I'll agree with everything you've posted except for the buying stock part. When you make your own you realize just how goddamn cheap it is to produce and how the mark up on store bought stock is something that should be illegal.

Clothing is trickier to nail, more rest for sure, and all the things that had been said. Two more:

>youll never be as big and shreded as youd like

>when people start talking about fitness and dieting i get triggered

>>39890210
People either act like they're kind of afraid of me or they act in a stupidly aggressive way. Half of my interactions with others are either people nearly cowering or people trying to pick a fight.
I don't get it.

>>39890210
>protein farts suck
Protein farts are the best. Crisp and clean

>>39890285
You should learn how to green text freindo. Eating healthy is cheap what the fuck are buying? If you really want to make it or in general achieve anything youll make time or it. Gym 3x a week isnt impossible, get up earlier.

>>39890304
Protip: Add oats to your protein shakes. Oats is natures mass gainer. Easy extra 300cal on top of your protein shake of ~200cal + 260cal if you add 2 cups of milk. And oats are cheap as fuck if you buy in bulk.

>>39890356
Tell that to your ancestors that can probably OHP you for reps.

>>39890296
ahahahaha

Do you really believe this shit?

You dont lose noticeable amounts of CNS adaptation or muscle mass in a month of not working out. Actually taking a month off every once in a while can make you stronger as your systems have plenty of time to recover if they have been pushed too far for too long.

Can't sleep on my side otherwise the weight of my shoulders pull my chest inward and I'm sore all day the next day.

>>39890470
Oats make my dick hard. Fuck I eat two bowls of rolled oats every day and I wish I could eat more.

>>39890394
I mean buying the stuff to make stock, or your own stock

>>39890577
>notsureif/fit/orfatfuturamafry.jpg

>>39890210
>Donate body to science upon death
>Get freeze dried and put into stupid poses for a traveling freak show

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>legs get big enough to the point that thighs constantly rub together
>have to buy larger waist jeans and get them tailored to fit quads
>no matter how fucking jacked you are, dipshits and DYELs will always try to shove their misinfo at you
>shitty family members will make fun of you to feel better about their own disgusting bodies
>girls are attracted just to find out you suffer from crippling autismo maximo when talking to them

Going from skeleton to regularly sized human means that literally nonr of my clothes fit and I keep ripping my pants when I pick things up at work

>>39890382
The currency is CAD

>>39890673
fuck this made me lmao thanks anon

>>39890287
this

>>39890678
>have to buy larger waist jeans and get them tailored to fit quads
There are plenty of brands that have stretch jeans for men

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>>39890678
>>no matter how fucking jacked you are, dipshits and DYELs will always try to shove their misinfo at you
Why do people do this shit?

>>39890678
It's ok anon, I relate to you. I also want you to know that you're gonna be ok.

>>39890731
>those bags under his eyes

He actually looks like hes about to die

Suddenly its douchey to take my shirt off which is something I've always done when I was a hungry skeleton.

People assume you're a fuckboy. I've actually been told many times that I'm a fuckboy or that they thought I was when they met me.

>>39890673
Most of the donated bodies are from China, probably meaning they were "donated" by the overfilled morgue for a few bucks

>>39890392
>juding people because they wear an article of clothing
>IM NOT THE DOUCHE THEY ARE

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>>39890287
Holy fuck I know this feel. Large is mostly the right height, but what kind of enormous fat fuck fills out a large american tshirt?

>>39890732
I'm not so sure about that anymore desu senpai

>>39890770
I preempt this assumption with being a goober all the time.

>>39890287
Fucking this, haven't been able to find a good store to get mine..

>>39890815
worst part is that I easily make friends with people who like fuckboys (especially grills), but when they realise I'm secretely an autist they get bored of me.

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>>39890802
/pol/ is gay as fuc.

>>39890830
you could become the fuccboi if you wanted to

we're all just playing roles on a stage after all

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>>39890233
bro you can't blame society for everything. change yourself lest you wanna be like elliot.

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>oh you bench 295 for reps?
>well back when I was fit I used to bench 400
Shut up you lying old man, stop trying to one up me. You never weighed more than 120lbs until you got obese at 40 and we both know you never even hit 200 bench.

I hate these old fucks!

>>39890866
Just let them have their delusion mate. There is no need to be mad.

>nice bench tho

>>39890210
My chest is too big that when I get a pump, I find it a bit difficult on actually having mobility of my arms.

Also
>get /fit/ to get girls
>no longer interested in girls due to being surrounded by half naked guys 3 hours out of the day, every single day, for 365 days of the year

>>39890673
>Donate body
Fucking maximum overcuck
>>39890770
What is a fuckboy

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> that difficulty scratching your back because arms are too big
> 500% more staring at yourself in the mirror
> irrational hatred of fat and lazy people
> looking at dudes trying to determine if they lift
> suddenly able to pin peoples arms behind them and immobilize them. And basically rape them.
> super snobby attitude towards food
> nothing fits. But I like it.
> unironically bragging about your size to people

>>39890838
I just made that cap. Thread might be up.
> pol tries to make a /fit/ CBT thread. Goes full homo in the first reply
Top kekkles

>>39890287
>can no longer buy tshirts in the store, have to order athletic-cut shirts online so the waist doesn't billow out like a dress

>>39890922
link to thread?

>>39890889
douchey player guy.

>>39890470
I already eat 2 cups a day. Rich Piana said in a video that he used to eat 24 cups a day mixed in shakes. Whatever it takes!

>>39890904
>irrational hatred of fat and lazy people
>implying its irrational

fat and lazy people are actually the fucking worst. its not irrational anon, its a fact

>>39890866
why is it that EVERY old man used to bench exactly 400 lbs? i think i've been told 400lbs specifically like 6 times.

>>39890311
>specially new girls you'd like to meet are just sort of... afraid of you even sometimes.

Turn this into an opportunity.

If they're intimidated: you're in a position to make them feel comfortable and welcome in the situation.

If they're insecure: let that knowledge help you realize you're not so uniquely insecure. Use the knowledge to avoid spilling your spaghetti.

>>39890943
>>>/pol/105545344

>>39890838
>>39890922
>/fit/
>calling anyone gay
kek

>>39890986
the Jocko Willink mindset

>>39890866

lol

>last week
>50 year old skinny fat tells me 'I used to bench 365'
>Me: 'No pis no proof'

how bad is my autism? it's seeped to irl

thanks fit

>>39891035

no pics no proof*

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>>39890904
Can I still make it?

>>39890975
Boomers like to lie and it's a well rounded number. You see the same phenomena in cars. They all claim their ancient land boats made 400 HP and could run 10 second quarter miles if you just put dat der posi on it. Meanwhile in the real world: their ancient carbed V8 actually made around 200 HP and they were lucky to run a quarter mile in under 15 seconds.

Don't forget they also like to claim quarter ROM with a spotter curling it is a rep.

>>39890904
If it said male instead of female I'd win

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> Can't stop mirin thicc fit guys

>>39890904

I got 16/25 but none were in a row.

>>39891045
You are doing fine my nigga. Now get to work on a 3way. The secret is booooooooooooze.

>>39891035
>Me: 'No pis no proof'
>50 year old skinny fat then whips out his junk
>proceeds to shower me in his pis
>"Hows that for proof bucko"

>>39891070
Gay Chad? Is that a thing? Aren't all gays chadsexuals?

>>39890648
My wife did a turkey breast last night and I boiled the carcass down today with carrots and onions and celery and shit. Ended up with like 6 liters, but I figure for the cost of the veggies and the power to run a stock pot for like 4 hours, is it really that economical? I don't do the shopping so I don't know what store bought costs where she buys it.

>>39890304
What the fuck you on? Gh and var? Roids are cheaper than protons

>difficult to find a suit thats fits you
>instead now all your suits must me tailor made to fit your big back and your small waist
>most of grills thinks that you're a douchebag
>stretch marks

>>39890731
>be decently /fit/
>270 bench, 415 squat, 565 deadlift
>hitting my macros with some whey because family cooks retarded food over christmas break
>uncle shows me an """"article"""" from some dipshit women's magazine saying people only need like 30-50 grams of protein a day

COME ON

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>>39890904
What do i win?

>>39891166
>instead now all your suits must me tailor made to fit your big back and your small waist
Did you ever order a tailored suit just to realize that it doesn't fit you anymore a year after?

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never really thought of myself as a chad before...

>>39890287
spotted the DYEL

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>>39890783
Bodyworlds was German. The people knowingly donated their bodies to it. You're thinking of the sketchy Chinese knockoff one

>>39890356
>Cheap meat isn't healthy.

lmao bullshit

every time a woman in my apartment complex gives birth to an unwanted child, they send it my way for three USD (hong kong equivalent)

i grill/boil/broil/roast that sumbitch and chase the gains like a sikh kent

that's fucking right, i eat babies you fucking cunt, the only thing that matters are hard macros

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>>39891199
Yes! Have to order cheaps suits because of this!
Expensive suits that I have when i was a DYEL doesn't fit so good right now

>>39891095
more or less, but there are also foreveralone gays, creepy gays, and prude gays

>>39891199
>Did you ever order a tailored suit just to realize that it doesn't fit you anymore a year after?

Just tailor it again? I don't see the problem.

>>39891095
>Gay Chad? Is that a thing? Aren't all gays chadsexuals?

You would be surprised at the amount of gays who are also fat and unkempt.

>>39891236

Damn... imagine that... being Forever alone and Gay... shit....

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>>39890904

>>39891294
>Just tailor it again?
You can only shrink your clothes and it's not that simple

>>39891224
say goodbye to your natty card, those stem cells are like hgh

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>>39890904
Welp.

>>39891310
How does it feel, anon?

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>>39891236
>prude gays
I don't believe you.

>>39891149
Pricewise it's not better, but proper homemade soup stock tastes fucking amazing. I've boiled whole chicken breast sans giblets and made some of the best stews I've ever tasted. Great macros too. Just make sure you get all the tiny bones out too.

>>39890237
>judjung

>>39890287
This. I usually buy mediums anyways, but I find myself tugging on them in certain spots if they're uncomfortably tight. But a large usually sits too big around my waist and makes me look fat

>>39891194
Keep that far right one white, friendo

>>39890904
>And basically rape them.

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>>39890904
>tfw will never complete the chart because I have a gf

>standard clothes all fit terribly
>depending on your program, gym could take hours per session
>increased mirin of fit men

Actually unable to connect with thicc girls

I like girls with some meat on them, but every time we're together they spout the stupidest shit about dieting and being fat. It's fatiguing.

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>>39890904
>tfw not chad enough

>>39890285
60 hour work week bro reporting.

45 minutes is enough for a great pump, just go hard & do it 7 days a week.

>>39891194
>hasnt fucked a trap
nothing

>>39890210
Nice weak digestive track. Protein farts shouldn't occur. Especially if you're digestive system is fully functional. Get that fixed

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do I win?

BTW she was cuban so neither white nor black

>>39890432
strong people have strong will, weak people are afraid of that so they are intimidated by it

>>39890210
Frank is that you?

Lots of race traitors on the chaddo chart, i only fuck whites so victory will bee hard

>>39891712
If you are under 18, sure. But you can't be on this site.

>>39891552
> "will never complete because I have gf"
> 3some box is still available
This is how I know you are not a chad.

I've ripped a whole in my pants tying my shoes due to squat and deadlift day leg pump.

Also, pants that fit my waist are too small in the thighs and the crotch. Pants that fit my thighs and ass are too long and are loose at the waist.

>>39891413
>hasn't taken virginity
spend some time around your local highschool some more friendo

>>39891879
>Not realizing that all of the unchecked boxes besides "could have a girlfriend but choose to fuck sluts instead" could be checked off too.

This is how I know you aren't chad material.

I had some cashier (fatass) treat me like shit while i was checking out. I was in my gym attire buying the usual. I said "hello". He fucking ignored me. Wouldn't look me in the eye. And he through my shit around as he was scanning it.

Biggest (literally) douchehole ever.

>>39891637
>45 minutes is enough for a great pump, just go hard & do it 7 days a week.
Not him but that kind of schedule fucking sucks. I have had periods in my life where I've had to do that but now you're wasting twice as many days rushing to the gym and other non-lifting related gym shit, and it really ate away at my free time. I would much rather have twice the time in half the days.

But again, I do know how it is to have a schedule where that's just not feasible. Glad to be out of that shit.

>>39890210
Kind of unexpected but I can no longer bear hug things. Animals and girls tend to cry out in pain. It makes me sad.

Also the nagging sensation in the back of my brain that I could always be eating cleaner, lifting harder, etc.

>>39890210
>Start lifting, eating healthy, cardio, etc
>Don't get sick anymore
It's been two years since I last had a cold brahs.

>>39890237
Wear it anyway, or just go full on shirtless. I see fat sloppy fucks do it all the time shamelessly. Whip the fucker off , why in the hell would you let them make you feel ashamed for working to attain a good body.
>choosing to stew inside a sweaty shirt instead of having people mire your wet ripped muscles.
C'mon now lad.

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>Being a chad and not a wizard

>>39890904
forgot to add the asian one
and milfs are my dreams but unfortunately they all think im too young

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>>39890210
I don't know that feel, OP

Only downside is that I
>can't do normal shit next day, because I'm tired from working out

and

>sometimes feel too big (for you) so my previously comfy sleeping positions feel weird now

>>39890287
idk tf senpai
>medium used to be good fit
>now for some cloths I buy XXL

>>39890296
totally untrue, unless you are pinning, if you are natty you can slack for 3-4months and regain strength in 1-3 weeks

>>39890285
I work in IT so people can't really comment on my inteligence when I get called because they don't know how to add page numbers in word
>tfw noone knows how to google shit

>>39890396
>when people start talking about fitness and dieting i get triggered

holy shit, this so much, people talk shit and when you try to say something they look at you like you spilled spaghetti on your gf's ass

>>39890434
I never had those, how do people get them?

>>39890577
You need to work on your back more, friendo

>thighs constantly rub together
fuck me, but this, sorta got used to it now I don't even work my legs specifically

>>39890770
taking shirt off must be one of the most retarded things you can do in a company, unless you are
>about to take a swim or it's a swimsuit party

>>39890904
> that difficulty scratching your back because arms are too big
You don't do your stretching, anon?
> 500% more staring at yourself in the mirror
God damn it that's my morning routine now to flex for a few minutes and mire
>looking at dudes trying to determine if they lift
n-no homo
>stretch marks
I only have those on my crotch near my balls

>>39892406
>I never had those, how do people get them?
Protein shakes and/or just eating a lot of protein

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>>39890904
so close and I'm beta as fuck just really persistent and retired from working a few years ago to pursue sex fulltime

>>39892406
>Stretch marks
Lucky fuck, I got them on my arms next to my armpits so I don't wear sleeveless shirts. Send help.

>>39890678
>>39890396
>>39891179
I find the best way to shut those people down is to say something along the lines of "I got this big by doing what works for me" and I try to word it as nicely as possible so I don't seem like an autistic robot

it's hard to hide my powerlevel when people start blabbing about dumb shit though

>>39890210
slim fit jeans dont fit

arm circulation shut off by sleeves being too small for my shoulders

everyone wanting me to do heavy stuff for them
>"its just like going to the gym, anon!"

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>>39892580
damn so close to a line...

>>39890470
Anyone got any good oats brand or way to prepare them

The one I've been buying has been pretty bad

Does Costco have good oats?

>>39890392
what a fag

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>>39892584
>fucked a cute trap
Get that shit off of there
So if I want to get a blackout I have to be gay?

>>39890287

This has been the worst for quite a while.
Now I just buy large and have them tailored for a couple of bucks...

>>39890800
Yeah but what about skinny jeans

>>39891440
Not him, but I myself am quite a prude.
So much so it makes it hard to seek out a relationship, and I won't have sex outside of a relationship since I have more self-respect than that.
Prude gays exist anon, they're just not popular in the community for obvious reasons.

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Anyone else think it's cold af when you're at a low bf%? I don't even smoke.

>>39891214
I guess I was thinking of another one (southern US, wasn't Bodyworlds). I just remember visiting it for a school field trip and everyone uncomfortably glancing at each other when the guide said most of the bodies were from China

>getting too hot
>crushing your balls between your thighs
>doms

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>>39893011
yea, or super hot when it's mildly warm

>notsurehowitfeelsman

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>>39890392
I-I know I'm just wearing a tank top, but... S-sempai! Please acknowledge me!

>>39890287
nice dyel

>tfw have to buy XL now

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>>39890904
My yellow fever/autism is showing.

>>39890356
[Citation Needed]

>>39890210
>Trying to buy something as simple as jeans but they're so tight on my thighs

REEEEEEEE

Forgetting to take my supplement and knowing theought the whole day that im performing sub optimally

>>39890770
What the hell is a fuck boy

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>>39890904
Where can I meet a cute 7/10 trap?

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>>39891091

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>>39891224
Swift pls

>>39890861
The life of a supreme gentleman is the only one worth living.

>Get really fucking hot, really easily unless im on the ass end of a cut
>Really huge water intake
>Maintain on like 3.4k even when I'm around 12%
>Cant miss more than a day of gym without suffering anxiety
>Stiff unless im on top of my rom and stretching (No one fucking is)
>Tapered off now that I'm about as broad as I can get natty, but had to go medium>large>xl>xxl in the space of two years
>Monstrous appetite, order two meals when I go out for lunch
>Women dont actually like how I look
>Sleep requirement are a big deal for me

Is guess it's worth it in the end but damn is it a pain in the ass

>>39890285
>-Time for gym. It was easy in college, but it gets much more difficult (albeit achievable) when you get a full time job
That's some grade-A bullshit anon. You get a set structure of some sort with a career, if you can't make the gym (specially if you're working the same hours every day, but even if not) that's on you.

>>39890321
>>People always ask stupid shit at parties
>>Be the "big guy" always
Gonna build off this

>people will stop talking to you if you change your physique drastically
>have to make new, more tolerant friends even though you're literally the same person but with more muscle and less fat
Feels weird man, most of my outer circle will at best make a passive aggressive statement on getting an ego or judging what they're eating or some other bullshit they imagine

>>39890396
>youll never be as big and shreded as youd like
>you'll never be as big as your shadow from a ceiling lamp
>you'll never be as shredded as your reflection in the bathroom mirror
>your dominant arm will never be as big as it looks when it brushes your teeth

>>39891214
I definitely heard the Chinese thing about the original show here in Germany. Maybe the show only uses "volunteer" bodies in Germany for legal reasons or something, but either way you're giving money to the same organization that buys or bought Chinese execution victims.

>>39895082
that's why they all kill themselves MIRITE

>>39890210
Eating more.
I think I could have no issue eating 2k calories a day, but I have to eat 3.3k to 4k to maintain or gain. I'm rarely hungry but I have to get it in me anyway. Gonna cut soon though so that will be a nice change of pace.

>>39892215
hello Lenny

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>When I got rich before I was healthy.

>>39890287
>Being able to fit into a medium after the age of 12
Manlel detected

>>39890382

Implying salmon isnt 20$+ per kilo in cancuckistan

>>39895216
makes me feel bad when I hear this stuff desu :(
most of my friendship groups either don't care or encourage / compliment me or go to the gym with me

>>39890210
Sweating

I sweat so much and it's getting worse year from year. Even in winter now my face is fucking wet after fucking walking a bit.

My limbs go to sleep more often.

>>39892348
this is dope

>>39890287

Why not just buy extra medium?

>>39895424
>he fell for the cardio kills gains meme
Just do some before you zyzz yourself

>>39895659
I do cardio. Can't run but I swim a lot a do circuit training.

I sweat. Even a little higher temperature or some movement gets me sweating like a motherfucker.

>Can't have small legs
>Big legs throw off the look of my physique
Why won't my legs stop fucking growing

>>39890321
The stupid shit part is real. Have been training bout a year, currently on a cut.

Stupid shit I heard on NYE from a girl that was really into me:
I bet you fight a lot,
i bet you're real strong
do you have abs,
you look really muscled up,
et cetera.

>>39890285
>Not trying to tip my fedora here, but people will assume you're less intelligent, or in the worst case a meathead.

I actually like that one.

People expect nothing from me so I make them do the work I have to do, or make it myself and easily impress everyone because they didn't think I was able to.

>>39890210

Never satisfied with body. Im constantly thinking "this could be better, that could look better, Im not perfect yet"

When I was a skinny ass bitch I was more confident than I am now. I only cared about my face, my hair, and my clothes. I used to get more attention from girls too. Many girls my age are insecure and are intimidated by a fit guy, or feel like theyre not good enough for that.

Yeah, it might have been better if I never started lifting

Having to listen to normies talk about diet/exercise

>>39890285
>the only way to eat healthy is buying expensive seasonal fruits

this is you

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>>39890678
>girls are attracted just to find out you suffer from crippling autismo maximo when talking to them

whyyyy

having to eat 4000kcal every day

fuuuuug I couldve spent that money on hobbies

People dont consider lifting an interesting hobby.

You couldve spent all the time you spent lifting and preparing food, on learning an instrument, or learning to draw, or something like that. And girls would probably find that more interesting than being jacked

>>39895868
I learned that shit growing up. Plus, there's still plenty of time to do all that and lift if you sacrifice having shallow friendships (not hard).

>>39895868
fuck bitches m8

Guys of your age will always want to prove they're still somehow stronger/in better shape than you

And in general, guys who don't lift themselves will always look down upon you because you're in better shape than them

>joking around with friends
>put my fists up in response to something they said
>they jump 3 steps back and yell "woah woah im sorry bro im joking"

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>>39890678
>girls are attracted just to find out you suffer from crippling autismo maximo when talking to them
This so much. I have passed up so many opportunities to fuck sluts and make gf. Why can't I just function as a normal member of society?

>>39895879

Yeah ofc you can do both. Im just saying that. For example, on Tinder, if a guy would have a picture of himself being on stage, performing with his band, girls would think thats cool and attractive. Now take another guy, that has a picture of himself deadlifting 4pl8 while looking jacked, most girls would think hes a douche and dont feel that attracted.

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>>39890904

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>>39890210
>tfw 5'6", brown, narrow shoulders, wide hips, NW3 hairline, recessed chin and crooked nose but because I lift people think attractive girls treat me like a human lol

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>>39895868
(You)

>>39890904
> 500% more staring at yourself in the mirror
low estimate desu I always sneak a glance in reflective windows and shit while I'm out and about
I swear lifting has given me narcissism and BDD

>>39890356
Explain pls

>>39891166
Most of grills don't pass the 'pretend that she has no vagina' test.

The test itself is simple. Just pretend as if you're speaking to a human being, held to the same standards as men you know.

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>>39890904
so close to winning

>>39895868
well, i lift and play guitar since forever, my body is ok (fucking beer belly) and i'm pretty good with the guitar, so everytime there is a party with two guitars i start a jam with someone and i can see jaws dropping, even though i'm a meal player, my blues/light rock improvisations are amazing, i also can cook very well, i know my condiments, i also go out a lot so i have things to talk about more than chords, spicy things, and metal weights

>>39891199
yeah and it pissed me off, i paid more than 1000 bucks on the perfect fucking suit, then i started a cycle and fucked my suit up, can't wear it for shit

>>39891815

No you're /pol/ so you can never be Chad. That's the actual lesson you're echo chamber has left you too stupid to see it.

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>>39895224
>>your dominant arm will never be as big as it looks when it brushes your teeth
holy shit 10/10

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>>39896375
Kek legit af
Just lol at high cortisol high inhibition aspie stormcels posting on /fit/

>>39895370
>Not understanding that clothing has increased in size drastically alongside the obesity rate

Shaking my head

>>39896028
If you have to win, hopefully you win via D1 or D2.

>>39896448
Except /pol/ hates both Sinead and all porn. SJWs can't even strawman correctly.

>>39896497
>Not A5

>>39896024
>failing the very test he lays out in his own post
what did he mean by this?

I had to spend hundreds of dollars rebuying all my daily clothes and refitting all my dress clothes

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>>39896626
>blackpill comics
>SJWs
Holy shit you aut-right tards are beyond gone LMFAO

>>39895778
Same. When I was a skinny dyel my goal was to get big enough to where people assume i'm a douchebag meathead. Now I'm bigger AND smarter than most people I know.

>no one believes you're strong because you're ottermode

I mean normie strong not fit strong, 5 rep max at 5-10lbs over 1/2/3/4

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>>39895963
frankly I think fucking a girl with another dude present is more chad than anything else

or is that more chav

>>39895840
This is your hobby now. Accept it or give up.

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>>39890210
>not enjoying your protein farts

never gonna make it

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recently i've noticed that turning and wiping my ass after taking a dump requires more effort because my arms and stuff are thicker ...

>>39890904
serious question: can you be a chad if you're gay?
like if you were to check off those boxes but they were guys instead of girls

>>39896748
No, you are a faggot
literally

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Everyone hate me even more now

>>39890210
>unexpected things that suck about being fit
Everyone wants you to help them move

>>39896832
This is an excellent way to gain social contacts and favors, nothing wrong with this.

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>>39890904
>tfw none

>>39890935
Where do you order shirts from?

I need shirts like that because almost all normal shirts hang off my upper-body like drapes.

>>39891815
>/pol/
>fucking anything

Your hands and collection of flashlight don't count buckaroo.

A cougar at my work had sex with me and then I found out she's married to a cop.
Now I'm nervous.

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>>39890866
400 is a LOT and requires dedication. So it's very improbable that someone that have lifted that have a non-fit body, even after years.

>>39892179
A lot of people mistake social anxiety and timidness for being rude.

You're calling this guy an asshole when really he probably just has too much anxiety to look you in the eye or even speak.

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>>39896973
>being so anxious I cant even say the word hello

What has this shitty world come to? Fucking pussies.

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>>39892536

> think somebody care to stretch marks.

Everybody have stretch marks or others stuff on the skin, even the top top model. we are not living in a Chinese anime.

>>39892536
Take Vitamin E.

Stupidity knows no bounds,
Has no enemy,
Fuck Planck.
>haiku tata

>>39890287
This x1000 medium is short but the shoulders n back drape perfectly

Large is long enough but hangs like a fucking shower curtain


Why

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>tfw i'm stuck in ottermode
>tfw some people don't know I lift until I take off my clothes (less of a problem now)
>tfw I shed weight easily during breaks (lost 7 lbs in the span of 3 weeks; 185 -> 178), but gain it back when I come back to uni
>tfw I have to wear 32-34 jeans due to my joocy ass, even though I have a 29 inch waist
>tfw I have to wear a belt regardless
>tfw medium shirts still fit me perfectly, despite being 6'2"

Is this the life of a lanklet?

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>>39890287
>wear large
>big pecs
>waist of shirt hangs over and makes me look fat as fuck and makes my already small arms look even tinier in comparison
tis a bad feel indeed

>>39890210
>fat/unfit people telling me what I'm doing is unhealthy or telling me what I "should" be doing.
Getting off /fit/ should fix that problem

>>39897787
kek

>>39891552
Lol why are you limiting yourself, are you getting married to this bitch or something? You act like youre done forever

>>39890233
stop being 18, only young girls (under 25) want dyels

its so fucking cliche it hurts, its so bizarre

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>>39890904
was expecting to do a lot worse considering I haven't had sex in almost 9 years (im 28)

>Is this the life of a lanklet?
Look, cents per second, how many. We all know our predicament, and every living soul out there knows his or hers.
>2017 people, really.

>>39890304
>eight training

Are you a pirate?

>>39896748
If gay then you're a Chaz instead

>>39890382
>B...but it has CHEMICALS!!!!1

>>39891035
>how bad is my autism

Let's just say you're a lucky guy

>>39890233
>standards of aesthetics have changed and suddenly all the girls want skinny dyels.
When you enter the room, maybe

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>>39890233
COPE

>>39891440
They're the fucking worst. Often overlap with religious Stockholm syndrome gays. Always hypocrites.

>>39891236
>define yourself by your sexuality
>be a prude about it

Some people just want to be the victim

>>39898236
I made a pretty fucking stupid noise laughing at this

>>39895224
This
Fucking this

>>39892776
It's not gay if she has a feminine penis

>>39898391
does she also have to have feminine testicles? Or can they be normal... testicles...?

>>39896696
>it never changes
normies always think they know better

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I am a MUCH angrier person than I used to be
I have become intolerant of poor health.
I hate everyone and feel isolated and alone.

>Last month
>Visiting mom over Christmas
>Haven't seen here in 8 months
>She is really excited and keeps offering me chocolate and snacks
>really get stressed because they are homemade and she doesn't know the calories
>keeps insisting 'son, calories don't count at Christmas', typical fat person logic
>get really angry at her
>scream at her 'you fat failure, how dare you force me to eat these without advising on nutrition?'
>force her to go to the shops and buy all the ingredients and make them again
>as she makes them I narrate the nutrients
>she adds sugar
>'1000 CALORIES. ALMOST ALL CARBS'
>she is shaking the whole time
>eat the cake after she is done

I apologised and told her I have mental problems. I just hate everyone, and wish I was fat again

>>39898462
>being mean to your mother

>>39890210
I have narcissism, severe body dismorphic disorder and a superiority complex

>>39898462

Thats not because youre fit. Thats because youre a dick and/or autistic

Be nice to your goddamn mother u cunt

My legs are so big that I destroy my pants every 2 months due to how much my legs rub together.

This shit is getting fucking expensive, man.

Oh I love these subversive but in disguise thread. Nothing sucks about being fit. No woman ever will turn down an amazing body. You don't have to be ocd about eating and lifting either. Jesus Christ. Just eat well, work out when you can and be fucking confident. You fucking autists will believe anything if you believe this thread.

>>39898563
Maybe you should buy bigger pants.

>>39898584

Bigger pants ain't gonna change the fact my legs rub together more than they did before doing all these damn squats

>>39896696
>over 1/2/3/4
>look skinner than the average lanklet
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39898301
>COPE

explain

>>39898601
Tried different materials/more expensive brands? What about stretch jeans?

>>39898615

Haven't tried stretch jeans yet, dunno what they are. I've tried cargo pants, denim, Dickies, and corduroy.

>>39898641
They are like regular jeans but more elastic. You can do stuff like this in them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBHzXF-mVjY

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>>39893795
>>39890889
I assume he means fuccboi. The basic definition of fuccbois is that they're losers who are trying too hard to be cool. They usually are socially awkward, douchey, or have an otherwise shitty personality. "Tryhard" for the 2010s. Fuccbois can also sometimes refer to traps (since they are a feminine boy that one wants to fuck), though that usage seems sporadic at best.

>>39890887
Welcome to the club, m8.

>>39890296
Bullshit. Your strength will go down fairly quickly but your muscle mass goes down much slowly so long as your diet is high proton and sufficient calories.

>>39898761
>Your strength will go down fairly quickly

Other anon here.
I actually care more about strength, so that sucks.

>>39890731
>Being a fat Jew
Le shig.

>>39898462
I can be a dick to my mother sometimes, but you need help anon. That was uncalled for.

>>39898823
you bounce back really quickly once you start working out again though
muscle memory is 100% real

>Having to buy loads of new clothes
>Eating all the time on a bulk feels like shit
>Shitting all the time from eating so much
>Friends start to judge you and take the piss for being healthy?
>Skeletons and manlets instantly look at you like you're a piece of shit
>People always saying "i used to be as big as you"
>Are you on steroids?
>Start to admire shredded men

>>39899174
>Also pissing all the time from all the water

>>39898462
>Not adding protein powder to the cake and getting Dorian Yates to scream at you and beat your naked body with a nail studded bat while you do endless sets of 450lb barbell rows over the Christmas holidays while eating it

I'm pretty sure most of the guys here who get "judged because you eat healthy" are just autists who can't handle/recognise bander
Or you all have shit friends

muscle soreness after returning from a long break

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>>39899377
banter
>mfw too intelligent to spellcheck

>>39899377
Nah there is some banter obviously but theres also them seriously talking shit when you mention lifting/diet

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>>39890904
>not a single box

>>39895868
>implying we lift to impress women
>implying we lift for anyone other than "her"

>>39898738
N-nice glutes

>>39899377
they're either autists who can't handle the bants or autists who bring tupperwares with chicken rice and broccoli in to restaurants

>>39895868
You spend 1 hour to lift and have the rest of the day for anything else. It's not time consuming.

>>39897712
no, it's the life of a DYEL. eat.

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>>39899493
Glutes for the sloots.

>>39890237
If you're camping for more than like 5 days, yes it will affect your gains. Just pack extra food.

>>39890287
Buy shirts at H&M or Primarch.

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>>39893011
>tfw I startet lifting/dieting this summer and this is my first winter 20kg lighter
JUST

>>39892348
Are you me?

>>39890392
ths is beta thinking

>>39897712
yes such is the life of a lanklet

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>>39890285
>expensive
Not really. Learn how to shop properly.
> hard to find time when working full time
Complete bullshit. I work average 10 hours a day every weekday. I go to the gym 3 times a week. I could easily go more but I'd rather have some time for hobbies.

>>39890210
When I was chubby I was the fastest swimmer among my friends

Now I sink to the bottom like a bag of rocks and have to use like half of my energy just to not sink

You miss out on all that good fucking food.

Don't even tell me you cunts don't miss it, I do. Fuck...I could use a Carl Jr's/Hardee's monster burger right now but I can't have it. Still miss it.

>>39892348
This is as far as i got as well

>>39890304
my gf and I spend around 10-15 euro a day on food and we're both on surplus and I eat over 3500kcal a day

also i spend 40 euro a month on my blasts counting needles in and only like 10-15 a month on cruise dose.

if you know how you can get off pretty cheap doing it

>>39897827
Because as much as I like filling out charts on the internet, I like my girlfriend more.

>can no longer sleep on side comfortably

not sure if bench is responsible but i think it is

>>39898462
Topkek would make good screencap

>>39895398
Canadian reporting in from Northern Ontario:
>Farmed Atlantic Salmon is $37.45 CAD / kg not previously frozen, filleted
>Wild Atlantic Salmon is $16.49 CAD / kg not previously frozen, filleted
>Whole Pink Salmon is $8.80 CAD / kg (Most of what you're buying is bones, though)
>No Name brand Canned Pink Salmon is $2.19 CAD for a 213g tin. So roughly $10.28 CAD / kg

Depends how fussy you are.

>>39898462
If you can't handle a day of extra bulk with some extra cutting in January, I don't know what to tell you but you're not as fit as you think.

>>39890287
>Small shirt is too tight
>Medium shirt is way too long and billowy on the waist

Manlet problems.....

>>39898462
Autism: The Post

>>39897734
Just tuck your shirt in and use a belt ffs

>>39890285
America has a lot of stuff added in it that's certainly questionable. But it has the cheapest food in the developed world.

Here in Finland my groceries are like $1,200 US a week.

>>39890210
>The pain of your pecs bouncing as you go downstairs.
I can't imagine how bad that must be for women with nice tits, all I have to do is remember to flex when I go downstairs to keep my pecs steady, but you can't flex boobs.

>Need to get 100% of all button-up shirts tailored so that you don't have a ton of fabric hanging down off your back
Still haven't actually done this desu, I keep telling myself I'll learn to take them in myself but never get around to it. (ProTip: clothes from the thrift store are great practice)

>Teenagers hit on you and they haven't learned how to control their urges yet so they're REALLY obvious about it.
It's awkward. I'm 25 and 17-yr-olds are close enough in age that I always consider it but then they say something really naive and I'm like, "Yeah, now I can see why statuatory rape is a thing." It's especially awkward when there's an older adult around like a coworker or family member and you have to somehow get the kid to gtfo.

>>39891712
Cubans are usually White. At least the ones in America.

>>39900863
If you're already /fit/ then quit being a bitch and just eat one, Jesus Christ

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>>39901574
Forgot my pic

>>39891815
There is no treason in fucking untermenschen. I'm /pol/ as fuck but keep finding myself exotic beauties. I think it's my conqueror's DNA talking.
Just don't create a family with them.

>>39890382
enjoy your fukushima salmon

also the atomic waste is not even of the greatest concern, theres so much more shit in the oceans

go with the time, some things just arent like they were back in the 50s

if you truly knew whats in processed foods and the likes you would stop eating/drinking it this instant

>>39890770
>people telling you you're a fuckboy
>not picking up that it means they'd like to fuck you

>>39902244
>being too autistic to know that fuckboi is an insult.

>>39902366
Projecting much? Sounds like you're too autistic to be a man slut.

>>39902421
It doesn't mean "manslut" and it has nothing to do with "fucking", you pathetic sperg.

>>39902429
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>39890268
i despise looking like a tool, tank tops now look like im trying to show off

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>>39895224
>>your dominant arm will never be as big as it looks when it brushes your teeth
what the fuck bro i didn't know this was an actual feel

>>39902577
Stop being so insecure bro. That's some beta shit. With that logic, girls would never wear tights because they're afraid they'd look slutty. Be proud of your gains. Fuck the haters.

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>>39890802
>tfw /pol/ is now the most homo place on 4chan and /fit/ is only #2

>>39890356
Found the fatty.

>Make gains
>Throw out all of my old clothes
>Buy all new clothes
>New wardrobe consists of athletic short and shirts
>Winter comes
>I'm fucking cold 24/7

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>>39895927
>that delusion

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>>39897712
>tfw pants too tight for ass, but there's room for two hands around the waist
>tfw I have to wear a belt regardless

can confirm as lanklet with big ass