Mirin Thread

>>39888504
>Grandma tells me I look like a bodybuilder

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Getting mired requires that I engage socially with other human beings.

>>39888504
> working out
> girl "wow you're muscled"
> serendipity

I just matched with a THICC 9/10 on tinder
It's my first match
I've seen her around town and we smiled at each other a couple times at the bar on NYE
She's 3 years older than me (I'm 23)
S-should I go for it guise?

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>>39888504
>new year party at my friends house
>gf and some girl are talking
>think nothing of it, the girl then say her name is Meghan
>im like hey is your last name ________
>omg yeah it is, do i know you from somewhere
>tell her we went to primary school together
>starts complementing me saying how much ive grown and how i filled out
>6'2 200lb with some decent lifts so i actually look good
>her hand starts feeling up my chest
>at this point i just do some small talk with her and move on
>rest of the night she hugs me randomly telling all her female friends we grew up together and how much i've changed
>add her on fb, she has a skinny hipster bf
>kek at the fact he was at the party and she basically ignored him for me the whole night

>>39888753
Do it senpai

>>39888775
HAHA I clicked on the "match" and then backed out for a second to ask you guys and now it's gone
Next time I see her I'll tell her how bad I am at tinder

>>39888504
>Go with parents to look at houses to buy
>T H I C C latina real estate agent keeps staring at my arms in my tank top
Shes a babe

>>39888628
This green arrow bit, where did you get this?

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>>39888765
"Look at the hot guys that I know! While beta can take care of me at home!"
Deplorable.

>>39888504
>go rock climbing
>wear soccer pants and nice fitting but not tight shirt
>catch 1 girl looking at me 4 times
>catch 2 others looking at me 2 times each
These are mires, r-right fit?

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>>39888504
>Jan 1st, shoulders on schedule
>packs of preteen-looking pajeets hogging the cables, catch me pressing 45 kilos
>they 'mirin
>mfw can attract twink boys no problem
Moving up the ladder.

>>39888765
Cuck that beta hipster

>see high school buddy at a bar in my hometown
>"If I took steroids i'd look like you anon"
>Not even that big, just broad fucking chest

Also

>NYE party at a bar
>Catch a girl looking at me multiple times
>Say hi to her and her friends
>her friends call me muscular and feel up my arm and shoulder

It was cool. Still gotta get leg day before My gym closes in two hours

>>39890308
>Be DYEL
>50+yo homosexuals and trannies always compliment me or try to get into my pants
>No girls ever mired me
>Haven't gotten laid since I lost my skinnyfat shape
A-at least they're mirin', r-right /fit/?

I posted this before but it is my favorite 'mire
>at little cousins birthday party
>paintball
>qt little asian is the "party coach"
>begins delivering the safety briefing
>"wear your mask at all times, etc"
the she says
>"the distance rule is 15 feet. If you get hit by a paintball within 15 feet it will hurt
looks at me
>"no matter how big or strong you are"

goddamn I wanted to ravage that little asian girl right there /fit/. I"m not even big but it felt good for sure.

we're all gonna make it.

>>39888753
post pic of thiccness so we can judge

>1 in the morning on new years
>at a friend's I haven't seen in a long time
>some girl sits behind me while I talk to friend I haven't seen in a long time
>notice there's 2 guys flirting with her
>heare her talk about how she voted for Hillary and how evil trump is
>finish up talking to my bud and turn around and enter their conversation
>all her attention is on me immediately
>she's 5/10 but she's the last available girl at the party
>20 minutes of talking to her I tell her come out to my car with me
>fuck her
>ask her if she would everyn have sex with a trump supporter
>she says no why
>Crack a smile
>she says oh my goodness, gets dressed as quick as she can while I'm laughing at her for voting for Hillary
MAGA

>>39890681
kek nice anon

>>39890681
Sorry for typos, phone posting

>>39888765
Time to be the bull anon.

Also post pic of body I want to see what level i need to be at before I can starting cucking some hipster faggots.

>start job last year as a skeleton
>start lifting halfway through the year
>usually wear long-sleeved shirts
>havent worn a t-shirt with arms exposed since before I lifted
>female coworker walks up for something
>oh my god anon your arms are YOKED

I turned red as fuck. Nobody has ever commented on the way I look in a positive light like that in my entire life. Im not very big but I was seriously tiny before.

>Fucking a hot girl who had previously said we might work better as friends
>Literally on top of her, balls-deep
>She starts kissing and licking my biceps and chest
>Has a massive smile on her face while she does it. Looks happier than I have ever seen her.

That image is burned into my memory. I have never felt so attractive.

I caught one of my co-workers pretending to grab my butt, then when I did she said I had a nice ass and everyone else agreed

>>39890826
Also a couple days later I was sitting next to her and she bent over and bit my arm

wtf?

I don't think this will ever be me. I've gone so long without even getting a kiss from a girl that I don't even think getting a good body would help now.

>>39888765
>YOU WENT TO PRIMARY SCHOOL WITH A GIRL
>SO YOU WERE LIKE 10-11 WHEN YOU GRADUATED
>WOW ANON YOU GOT SO TALL AND FILLED OUT

fake story. off yourself

>>39890681
Enjoy your inevitable rape accusation

Gotta ask a question

On these mire threads you people always post how girls are constantly touching/pinching/licking your arms in public

The stories about people saying things are at least believable.

Why do you lie?

>>39890833
>hot girl

Oh so like, a 4/10?

>>39888504
You're now aware that your sister sucked and fucked that guy

>>39890681
jej

>>39890916
Believe it or not my autistic friend, but touching you is a very common way for girls to flirt, mix in alcohol and they might pinch your muscles.

Physical contact is not as rare as you think

>>39890916
All the women I work with are pretty touchy

>>39890681
>friends ask me why im ok with voting for trump and being lumped in with the deplorables
>see this post
>ive never been so proud of my choice

Outstanding work

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>not being so autistic that you avoid any contact with women
delet this thread

>>39890264
Not the same anon but

Injustice Gods Among Us Year One #16, I think (?)

>costume party
>dressed as greek (knee long tunic and laurel crown)
>exposed upper body
>multiple grills calling me hercules at different times

>>39891049
Also some others making direct physical contact but I'm such a sperg that even drunk I wont reply to flirting

>>39890970
>>39890979
I'm talking about where these delusional faggots think girls are hanging onto your arms and squeezing you all over in a normal situations

Fuck off

>>39890383
Lol how old we talking

>>39890885
fuck her

>Look in mirror before pump
meh..

>look in mirror after pump
FOR I AM A GREEK GOD TO THROW FIREBOLTS

>>39890931
she's legit hot. I am also rather attractive so it's not like she is out of my league but she's near where I top out.

I can't even mire myself, how do you expect others to mire me

and yet he's the one who fucked her that night

kek

>>39890885
you need to put your penis in her. there is zero ambiguity here.

>>39890833

I want to be in that situation
You are become Chad Thundercock

>>39891316
and what happened after this event

>>39888878
That means she unmatched you

>>39891061
Iktf too well

>>39890681
kek

>>39891681
He woke up and cleaned his pants

>>39890895
how is it fake m8. this legit happened to me. dont be so insecure. do you think someone would just come on the internet and lie on a anonymous thai rug trading website

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>>39890681

>>39890916
lift more and it will happen to you as well

>>39890290
Not to say that you weren't mired, but people watch others when they're climbing all the time.

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>>39890383
cmon anon you're still posting this?

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>>39890681
Dude you made it already
>>39888504
>come back to school from 2 week break
>made some substantial gains plus I'm already the most ripped guy at school
>every girl I walk past is miring me
>except for my crush
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39891061
When I get drunk I become the least horny person ever.
>be me at college club with bros
>our only bro with a girlfriend brings his girlfriend, and she brings 2 of her friends who he also knows
>I'm just doing my thing on the dance floor when bro with gf turns me around and says 'that girl behind you wants to dance on you, just let it happen'
>turn around, look at her, it's one of his gf's friends
>she looks away
>turn back to bro
>give him the finger wag
>shake my head no
>keep dancing

>>39891681
We still see each other once every week or two, sometimes we have dinner out or we have drinks at her place. We don't fuck every time we hang out but it's nice. We are both free to date others but she hasn't seen anyone in a few months. I'm fucking somebody else in a similar situation and she knows and doesn't care.

It's kinda great.

>>39891939

lol stay mad

>>39890979
Be sure to file that sexual harassment desu

>>39890833
Don't commit to her desu

>>39890885
wtf anon next time that bitch ever does that punch her in the fucking face

>out on the town last weekend before deployment
>I've been talking to this army E7 (im marines)
>solid 6/10 Mexican cross fitter
>she's pretty fit, definitely milf status
>we see eachother by chance at a bar
>she approaches me and is clearly very drunk and horny
>she's a medic or some shit, keeps commenting on my veins and how she'd love to give me an IV (weird I know)
>eventually starts telling me she wants to suck my dick and fuck me
>is kissing my arms and shit and it's pissing me off because she's leaving giant lipstick smears on my gains which is preventing me from pursuing hotter girls
>end up getting drunk enough to make out with her
>she invites me back to her place
>realize tomorrow is leg day and I need to get back to base and start sobering up and hydrating
>tell her I have PT in the morning (it's a Saturday night)
>end up taking a shit in a parking garage then passing out and driving back to base at 4am

Woulda been a good story though considering I'm an e3

>>39888878
Yeah, if it's gone, it's because she didn't want you to talk to her, not that you took too long...

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>>39893571
> pissing me off because she's leaving giant lipstick smears
> prevents pursuing hotter girls
> legday on sunday morning

Why are marines always such idiots?
Only reason I know this isn't b8 is because I know many marines. Superior army master race reporting

>>39888504
>be me
>buying groceries
>bring one canvas reusable bag
>sale on soda so I stocked up
>tell cashier that she can put it all in the canvas bag
>"will you need a carry out?"
>"nope. I'm a pretty strong guy"
>"ok...."
>she bags the soda separately anyways
>"you think I'm a big guy?"
>"um. Sure. How're you paying?"
>"You take LARGE bills?" I say as I flex?
>pay on visa
>has her manager walk with me to my car
>mired me the whole way
>he helped me put my soda in my car

>>39894208

Fat faggot

>fiancee of my buddy messages me
>"are you okay?"
>I'm confused, ask her why she asks
>lots of laugking smilies, "because you got harrassed."
>sends me a link to this instagram with a picture of me
>@hotdudesreading

> Finally get out of dyel stage, hit 1/2/3/4
> get mires all the time, feelsgoodman
> have to go to hospital for /fit/ unrelated operation
> 3 months recovery nogym no gains
> look like shit
> 0 mires

please, just end it

>>39894485
fite me irl bish

>>39894502
post the picture then

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>>39888765
nice tattoo

>>39894333
This is beyond autism
Pls be true

>>39894706
I'm not stupid Anon.

>>39894776
What? I'm starting to think you might be

>>39892595
A L P H A
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>>39888504
>be me
>been working out and bulking. It shows
> go to eat at a bar where friend works as bar tender
>few female friends already there
>hey anon want sone mussels?
>bar doesnt serve mussels
>i brought my own. Quick cheeky flex. All giggle

>>39888504
>Be at gym
>Doing squats
>My nice ass on display
>Finish up set and take a drink of water
>Girl and her bf walk past
>Girl slaps my ass and says "nice ass"
>"y...you too"
>Actually starts talking to me
>bf hangs around for a couple of minutes awkwardly then walks off
>Girl gives me her number then walks off
>What does this mean?

>>39894922
Her bf wants to pound you ass.

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>>39888504
>at work
>gay guy from production says we should go get drinks
>I'm an alcoholic and tell him "maybe one day"
>2 days later one of my supervisors says the guy in production has a crush on me
>also says he doesn't blame him since I look good
>same day a guy I work with ask me if I want to get coffee with him
>I say "No thanks" and go home
>find out next day that my supervisor, the guy from production, and the coffee guy are gays and they have a crush on me
>tfw all I get is mires from homosexual Latinos

>>39894822
>bar tender
i keked harder than i should

>>39888504
>Lost 30kg (66lbs) over the past 16 months.
>Everybody only notices how "thin" I've gotten
>Nobody ever comments on my gainz

Feels medium, m8s.

>>39890308
>pressing 45 kilos
>impressive

What is going on? Hope you did 20 reps.

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>gf tells me I have nice arms
>buddies wife tells me I'm balanced like a swimmer and says I look good in undies
>mom told me i got "bigger"

>doesn't matter because everytime I post my body I get told I look like shit
>i'm very insecure with how I look
>i hate myself

My pain doesn't end

>>39888504
>go on a night out
>4 different guys I know who I haven't seen in a while compliment me on how big I'm looking
>0 girls so much as glance in my direction
sucks being 5'11"....

>>39895477
>he thinks his height is the problem

You're just ugly my dude

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>>39892471
> 2 week break
> made some substantial gains

>>39895473
Stop giving a shit what people on this meme board tell you. Compliments in real life count.

>make account on gay dating site
>upload pictures of my body
>upload pics of my massive dick
>less than a week
>have literally hundreds of messages in my inbox
>guys begging me to throatfuck them etc.
>delete account because im not even gay.
anyone else done this?

>>39895874
That's pretty gay

>>39895141
was hoping i wasnt the only one lmao

>>39895874
I think you mean:
>delete account because haven't accepted I'm gay yet

>>39894776
do it you cowardly bastard

>>39888504
>be only arab kid in primary school
>used to get in lots of fights due to bullying and never feeling like I fit in
>be 24 walking home
>Ute pulls up next to me
>Muscled guy covered in tattoos
>Is that you Anon?
>I smile it's one of the kids who used to bully me but I don't feel angry or resentful. "Hey B wow you've gotten a lot bigger since last time I saw you.
>You're a huge cunt yourself! he says as he shakes my hand
>"Let's catch up over a beer."
>I hop in, we drive to the hotel and have a pretty good chat.

I was having a shit day and ended up feeling really happy. He was so different to when he was a kid and so was I. I used to hate living in this country as a kid, but living here has made me the person I am today and I love it for that.

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>>39896164
Bongistan?

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>>39894734
Holy shit i thought that was the guts leaving scene too but i wasnt sure cuz im autismo

>>39896223
No but we share the same queen

>>39890681
Oh my god i cant believe this is happening!!!!! I'm literally about to fucking KILL MYSELF and Im NOT KIDDING. YOU BETTER FIX THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW!

>>39890885
Lol. Just imagine if a dude bent over and bit her arm. He'd be fired on the spot for sexual harassment, assault, etc. Fucking whores and their double standards. Fuck em.

ever since I hit one plate in (strict) OHP people keep commenting about it.

it's not even a lot, so I'm not sure what's that about. hoping for the same thing when I hit 2 plate bench at the end of the month.

>>39896455
Not many people do strict OHP, not to say how many can rep 1pl8. Hope to hit it soon too

>>39890826
>start job last year as a skeleton
Like at birthday parties and stuff?
How much does it pay to be a skeleton these days?

>few months ago on first date
>get back to her room
> her clothes rail is broken so she asks me to help lift it, says she will take all the clothes off
>HAVE NO FEAR, ANON IS HERE
>proceed to lift the rail AND all her t-shirts
>see her looking at my arms as the tightening nut thing is actually pretty stiff so I can put a good tense on as I do it (and maybe struggle a lil bit idk shut up)
>ooh wow anon you're strong, tense them again
>double bicep pose in front of her
>she grabs them and hangs off me
>oh baby you feel so tight, do you have any pains some times?
>she's rubbing my back saying how amazing it is
>balls deep 15 mins later after a comfy back massage

>she's now my masseuse who for dinner and cuddles will let me fuck her however I want and massage me

>>39896328
Aussie m8

>>39896455
Saw a 5'6 cube of muscle doing nearly strict 90kg press for 3-4 reps over like 5 sets. Was seriously seriously impressed.

>>39897312
>Christmas
>old high school flame lets me finally take her out for lunch again
>get back to my place
>cuddled up on sofa in front of log burner
>she randomly puts her hand up my top and starts looking at me
>what?
>anon you got ripped omg
>then we're fucking and she's clawing at my back, shoulders, chest, bicep loving it
>puts her feet on my stomach
>"you want me to stop?"
>no anon I'm feeling your abs omg

>>39888765
I want that tattoo

>>39893674
..So you're saying we matched for 10 minutes and then she changed her mind without me saying anything?..

>>39892471
Fuck me I remember that picture in the books. I still have the collection

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>one of my mom's friends works in a bank
>im looking to change work so told my mom a couple weeks ago to ask her friend if a particular branch is hiring
>bank lady is over at my house one day to mourn a passing in my family while i was taking a nap
>get woken up by mom, she's like my friend is up stairs go talk to her
>be me, rocking a holiday beard with bed head when i go to talk to her
>there's like my mother and 5 other women in the family room
>bank lady starts talking:

A couple of the comments
>you should totally get married, i wanna see that wedding
>omg if you start working there all the girls will go crazy etc etc
>you should wear a wedding ring just so girls don't think you single

Reply with a shitty "yea job first, ill find a wifey later" tfw.

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>>39890681
You can't spell triumph without trump.

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>>39890681
enjoy your rape charges boyo

>join uni course late
>already have a friend on the course so that's cool
>on a night out with them all
>there's this girl who I always wanted to fuck on the course but never talked to, high test insta kinda chick
>friend says "you know anonette wants your dick right"
>other buddy chimes in with "all the girls on our course want his dick"
>last week fucked her into oblivion

>>39890892
Stop rationalizing your failure, cunt. I was a kissless virgin until nov/2015, 22 yo at the time. There's no excuse.

>>39894333
kek

>>39895473
post pic pls

>gf takes a shirtless pic of me for whatever fucking female reason
>starts showing it off to her friends at college
>ends up falling out with one of her friends because her friend wouldn't stop talking about how good I look shirtless
feels good but also bad because my gf is now super paranoid

>>39898446
Women are stupid attention whores. What a surprise.

>>39898463
yea but having someone to have sex with and cuddle with is nice

>>39898433
N-no

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>>39890681

>>39893571
>>she's a medic or some shit, keeps commenting on my veins and how she'd love to give me an IV (weird I know)
she would have fucking skin'd and eaten you mate

>>39897955
>wifey
you didn't fucking say this out loud did you? I don't mean to be a dick but I can't imagine a non autistic person over the age of 16 saying this out loud

>>39893571
>eventually starts telling me she wants to suck my dick and fuck me
What did she mean by this?

>>39898476
Oh I agree I'm just sayin you should've known what you were getting yourself into.

>banging girl
>naked post sex cuddles
>her hand never leaves my ass
>had just hit 205kg deadlift

>go to friend's flat, his 2 cousins are there
>the hot one ends up really into me
>fuck her
>fuck her more
>she goes home and friend goes to visit she was showing her friends pics of me and didn't stop mentioning me
>felt up my chest the entire time

Personal favourite but only cause she was hot and I loved her
>showering with friend
>ask her to wash my back
>she begins a soapy massage
>her hands creep round to my abs, down to my glutes and then to my dick
>she gets hornt touching me up and jerks me off
>we cuddle under the jet
Damn. Ain't getting over this one.

>>39898482
fuckin bitch

>>39893571
>implying lipstick marks don't get girls
My gf once kissed me in a club on the cheek after putting on lipstick and like 5 girls kissed me in that same spot that night

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>>39898830
>cousins
SOLID

>>39890349
Is accusing you of steroid use mirin?

>>39895874
>posted back and buttocks on socs body thread
>gave my kik and said im bi
>30 ish anons messaged
>all guys
>delete kik and history for ever
Im straight too

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>>39893571
>end up taking a shit in a parking garage then passing out and driving back to base at 4am
you had me there I really thought you were gonna sleep with this girl.

>>39897368
>puts her feet on my stomach
Can someone draw what he meant

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I used to get a shitton of mires in highschool, senior year
>used to be known as "always carries a copy of harry potter'-tier nerd
>runescape and gorging made me pretty chubby (165lbs at 5'2)
>started working out doing SS whike cutting, which worked for losing weight and making some modest gains
>senior year, mires from all fucking over
>the chill gym teachers
>guidance counslor milfs (they also loved me because I was in the top ten of my grade, in a "lazy but smart slacker" kind of way
>the cooler, asshole cliche started noticing "anon is ripped now" "i bet no one teases you anymore"
>still had/have a butterface, plus only managed to grow to 5'6

Point is, three years later and all the mirin has long been gone, it's well established that I changed from chubby to healthy, so no one points it out anymore. Plus I ate better and exercised wayyyyy more as a highschooler so now I'm smaller if anything, so I'll never get another mire for a while.
Pic related is my approx. body senior year, which was nicer than anyones save the football guys who managed not to be fat slobs

>>39892471
>fucking 5/10 party leftovers
>making it

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>>39899090
Flash foward a year to freshman year in college, shared a dorm hallway with a bunch of chicks and dudes, group bathrooms so at anytime someone is probably walking down the hallway in a towel. I looked pretty good compared to most, but it didn't cause me to be approached by anyone or anything like that. Most I got is a raised eyebrow from som hotties every once in a while, then again me and my roomates were known as quiet stoners.

>gym buddy said today that I look better than Zyzz
>get mires from club sluts and they tell me I look hot

Am I making it?

Weight 105lbs at 5'10 a few years ago, never got myself checked out but I must have had some kind of eating disorder

Anyway, I weigh 170 now after eating a fuck load and Powerlifting for 8 months

>Met up with a few mates for christmas
>Haven't seen them in 2 years
>Girl I knew says "Oh wow anon! You really changed!" Squeezes my bicep and keeps glancing over at me whenever she thinks I'm not looking

>Out on new years eve
>Mate asks if I've been hitting the gym, asks my routine and if I'm "on protein shakes and all that"

>Some guy comes and sits down next to me near the dancefloor
>"Bro if ur looking to pull, my friend over there is interested"
>Points to a qt redhead
>I chickened the fuck out and made some excuse about having an imaginary gf

I've been skinny my entire life and always got bullied / pushed around, it's really difficult trying to force myself to realise I'm not that person anymore. I still let myself get pushed around and never believe I'm worth anything

Wish I was confident enough to just go talk to her. It's going to take a long time to adjust

>>39890895
You're 11 after you get out of elementary school. 15-16 after primary you fucking retard.

>>39899081
I imagine he means he was fucking her while she was on her back, and she put her feet on his stomach in that position.

>>39899189
kek

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primary_school

>>39892090
This
>>39890290
When I go rock climbing, whenever I am not climbing and there is someone else climbing or about to climb I will watch, very common, especially when someone is a good climber a lot of people will watch

>>39899090
You're now a goal body to a 5'5.5" manlet

>>39898104
>>39890898
This lol, you done fucked up OP. Never fuck with a girl you slept with or you will be getting fucked by tyrone the next 20 years

>>39888753
So she's 26 if I'm not gemistaken

>>39899123
Post pic...

>>39899155
Iktfb. I'm totally different now looks wise and personality wise in many respects, but some part of me is still hesitant around strangers etc and I have a bad habit of assuming no one wants me around.

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>>39899258
Aim higher man. If not for looks then at least for strength. At that physique I was benching 165 and OHP-ing 105, and not even squatting. Now I slacked off even more and look like this

>>39891049
>laurel
>greek
REEEEEEEEE

>>39899155
Kinda how I feel anon. I used to be 115 at 6'0" in highschool. Now in college, all my friends constantly give me shit because apparently I'm the best looking guy in our friend group. Their confidence is still way above mine and I chicken out when talking to hot girls.

>>39899686
Thanks for the advice

>>39888504
>i go home to see the family over xmas
>first question ma asks me when I get into the kitchen "are you eating enough?"
I don't know if I'm gonna make it brahs ;(

>>39888753
Go for it. If you play your cards right you'll end up fucking a high test cutie on the reg. There are 2/3/4/5s here who'd trade it all to have that.

>work in a pizzeria
>make bomb ass protein pizzas but that's another story
>babe who work around the corner gets chatty w me
>turns out she cuts hair
>ask her to come cut mine after work
>she comes to the shop
>total BRO of a co-worker makes sure we're left alone
>she presses her heavy jugs into me as she cuts my hair and touches my head
>mad sexual tension

think it was a good place to leave it, gonna ask her out next time i see her

>be me
>start jelqing like 3x a week for penis gains
>have sex with gf
>mid sex says "you're so big"
>i believe in magic now

>>39898656
Not him but pretty normal word here in Scotland at least. Usually just a general word for a woman, perhaps a middle aged woman, like a housewife typically.

This happened last fall, I heard about it yesterday.

> girl at my son's school keeps bothering him, asking him on a date blah blah
> tell my son to forget her, she's not worthy and she is trash
> she doesn't stop. Everyday wants the d
> I don't want him distracted
> I pick him up from school, he is waiting for me, she is hanging around him
> I make small talk with her in a friendly, aggressive way
> this happens 3 more times and each time I see her I call her by a different name on purpose
> winter break is over, back to school.
> "hey son, does ghetto chick still bother you?"
> "No dad, she is afraid of you and doesn't talk to me any more"
> "She told me you scare her and have huge muscles"

>>39893571
My nigga, that shitbag lance life

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my girl is mirin' my gains. she's also hitting the gym quite often.

she has a similar body as pic related. though my gf has black hair and differnet face obviously. am I fucked? is this good enough?

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>>39899081

>>39900418
Post gf or confirmed LARPer

>>39900418
Niiice

>>39900499
google image reverse search and doxing and so on, can't do.

>>39900418
>is this good enough
>no
dump her ass anon

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>came up state for a friends birthday
>get here a day early to go workout
>think it's going to be easy to just get a 3 day pass and workout
>literally have to hear the whole spiel from this I guess PT chick that acts super know it all
>finally get done and go out to the gym to workout
>first time i get to a gym with a platform and it's great since it's dead day
>working out and notice everyone is looking at me since I'm the new guy
>start ramping up from1 plate to 2 to 3
>out of nowhere PT comes by and starts working out in the rack next to me notices the weight and keep seeing her looking through the mirror at me
>put on 4 plate and start doing my sets
>brought a bench so sit on it during rests when she comes over and asks if she can use the rack in front of me since I'm just using the platform say sure
>out of nowhere she just sits on the bench with me super awkward till I try getting up and get yanked back
>she was sitting on my strap
>start making small talk with her when she asks for deadlift tips
>she keeps lifting with her back and I try to teach her how to hips forward but she still doesn't get it
>get frustrated that i just put my hand on her lower back and my other hand on her upper chest then tell her ot lift while I push her lower back forwards and her chest back
>tell her to squeeze her glutes
>she does it well when I realize where my hands are and spaghetti backwards
>say good job and go to the other side of the gym to keep working out not thinking of it anymore
>10 mins later see girl running towards me and straight up hugs me hard giggling
>she keeps her hands on my biceps and in a loud voice says that she finally broke her PR and thanks me
>she holds one of my hands and asks when I'm coming back so we can workout together more
>tell her I"ll see her from time to time when she goes and runs off and starts telling all her coworkers

She started hovering around me the entire time I was there aftewards like personal space close

>>39888878
Log out and log back in.

>>39900351
Don't cuck your son you fucking pedo

>>39900673

#clovergenderandproud

>>39900628
was she hot? seemed like she didn't do anything wrong. only you who wasn't comfortable with a woman close by. marry her.

>>39899855
Same shit it was the stereotypical tunic+ leaf crown. No idea what it's suposed to be

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>>39894208
>Superior army master race reporting

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>>39895215
same

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>>39900351
>cockblocking your own son
you suck

>>39890916
You're like the kid in 6th grade that doesn't believe people really make out with each other