How do I unlock Sportacus mode?

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be a manlet

NOW LOOK AT THIS WHEY
THAT I JUST FOUND

>>39878784
WHEN I SAY GO,
DEADLIFT THE BAR FROM THE GROUND

>>39878810
NO DON'T BEND YOUR BACK

UGH LET'S TRY SOMETHING ELSE

>>39878826
NOW WATCH AND LEARN, HERES THE DEAL

HE'LL SLIP AND SLIDE ON THIS AB ROLLER WHEEL

>>39878826
Just follow my lead, and do compounds
Be careful to squat ass to ground
Shhiiit
C R U N C H (back breaks)
Woah, you're fucked mate!

why am i spending time making a /fit/ lazy town parody...

fuck

>sportaflop

>>39879054
it's time we spent well

>>39879075
Now listen closely
Here's a little routine for hypertrophy
This is probably going to end awfully
If you wanna be the Lifter Number One
You have to lift some big weights, by the ton

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Eat """"sports candy"""" and do flips and shit.

gymnastics and roids

>>39879748
Are you fucking baiting or retarded to think he is on roids

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>>39878688
>tfw Robbie Rotten can probably lift more than Sportacus

WE'VE HAD IT WRONG ALL THIS TIME