This is a professional athlete

>>39877842
Does he compete in the ice-cream eating league?

not only that, but that is the body of an elite professional athlete, the only body to defeat the boys

Eagles beat the cowboys yesterday.

>>39878000
Meant for>>39877977

and you should fuck off back to plebbit

>>39878016
and you should hop on my dick senpai.

literally on the front page of reddit

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>>39878016
>>39878034
how do you know this? were you on reddit?

tell the truth

>>39878010
>>39878000

ya, but not dak, zeke, or the o-line

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>>39877842
Not a very good one

>>39877842
>implying American football is a sport

>>39878000
>Eagles beat the cowboys' back ups and mark "the butt fumbler" sanchez in a 100% meaningless game where the #1 seed barely tried yesterday.

fixed that for ya.

all he does is throw the ball though, also his core is under all that fat, you can't dodge left and right between linemen while throwing it as quickly as possible

>>39877842
>american football
>athletes
top kek

>>39877842
He's retarded he doesn't know any better

>>39878948
Faggot

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>>39877842
You're forgetting about the actual athletes in the league, not this 'elite'

>>39878930
The L still counts. Betcha the giants knock the cowboys out.

It's his frame that makes him look bad. If he had wide shoulders and narrow hips nobody would criticize

>>39878897
Bruh cam plays water polo?

>myyynigga

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ELIte

>yfw the G-men knock out the Cowmemes in the NFC divisional round and go on to cuck Brady for a third time

6'5' and functional amounts of body fat. What you expect m8

>>39877842
put
the
bucket
down

>>39878930
The Cowboys will lose in the playoffs

>>39878897

Meanwhile, the Panthers were at the bottom of their division this year while the Giants are still in the playoffs

>>39877842
This is a reddit post

>>39879495
Ok? Maybe you should stay there buddy

>this soft dadbod schlub beat the Patriots twice in the Super Bowl

fucking kek

>>39879093
Whats tech n9ne got to do with athletes

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>>39877842
only in merka, the land of wonders.
pic related - another merkan hero / professional athlete.