>you will never be swole enough to fight death itself

>>39870079
Most swole guys I've known die an early death. Yet those twigs over in rice patty nation live to be 110

>>39870079
Why are there 2 snakes coiling on Rod of Asclepius?

>>39870092
Only drug users.
Stay natty for longevity gains.

>>39870115
Because even the brightest amerimutts can't into mythology

>>39870115
>Its relatively common, especially in the United States, to find the caduceus, with its two snakes and wings, used as a symbol of medicine instead of the correct Rod of Asclepius, with only a single snake.

Because American medicine is rich enough to afford 2 snakes

>>39870148
>amerimutts
Hello stormfront :^)

>>39870115
Because we set the standard for First World medicine. Now come get your flu shot so your kids can have autism.

>>39870092
what is cardiovascular health you fucking mong.

/fit/ does not mean you understand health or actual fitness.

>>39870092
>being a hungry skeleton is better
Those be some sour grapes

>>39870153
>the caduceus is also a recognized symbol of commerce and negotiation

Because American hospitals are businesses first

>>39870092
There is literally no point in living over 70. Af´ter 70 your life is trash. You can't even walk that well or hold your piss, you are tired and in pain all the time, and anything you can do a young person can do exactly the same with 20x less effort

Death did nothing wrong.

>>39870247
This
He only ask to stop and rest from struggles of life

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>>39870079
You can become immortal by doing amazing shit.

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>when you are healthy and eat right
>but you get sick
>meanwhile boogie2988 is still alive

>>39870233
OR you could become president of the United States and have sex with your daughter whom you've been obsessing over

>>39870153
>As spokesman for the gods, he not only brought peace on earth (occasionally even the peace of death), but his silver-tongued eloquence could always make the worse appear the better cause. From this latter point of view, would not his symbol (caduceus) be suitable for certain Congressmen, all medical quacks, book agents and purveyors of vacuum cleaners, rather than for the straight-thinking, straight-speaking therapeutist? As conductor of the dead to their subterranean abode, his emblem would seem more appropriate on a hearse than on a physician's car.
Based Stuart Tyson

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>ywn be swole enough to be death incarnate

>>39870172
hello r*ddit

>>39871498
Hello Tmblr

>Tfw the hospital where I'm doing practices gets on 4Chan
> :^)

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>>39870079
>implying I would even want to fight death