Brehs,`you have 30 secs to explain why do you dont want

because i want to be the person with the biggest penis in the relationship

>>39861387
>being this bluepilled


Well, i would like to be fucked by her, i know that.

Because she skips hip days.

>>39861387
I would suck her masculine clit like a fucking popsicle no hetero

Most extremely fit women are insane. Most women are insane as well, but not as bad as the fit ones.

>gf
>g

All that dead weight up top means I'll be slowing myself down to stay beside her on bike rides

hello from /n/

>>39861382
>shoulders wider than hips.

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natasha is too lean for me personally

Besides a fat one, I'm open to all kinds of gf.

mattie cakes

she a qt

>>39861610

>>39861610
fuark i want a thicc crossfit gf so bad

>>39861382


Because I'm not a repressed homosexual.

>>39861382
i do want one like that

but my irl gf has body dysmorphia (the bad kind) and wants to stay smol forever

>>39861610
Sauce?

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>>39861382
Am i the only one who thinks her face in the first pic looks exactly like beautiful squidward?

Why would I date a woman on anavar / T?

I like fit chicks that are natural, I'm not some fag with a roid click fetish lmao.

>>39861758
kinda does

>>39861709
>not homosexual
>browses fit
choose one and only one

>>39861763
Clit*

>>39861728
>brooke wells
image search u dingus

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>>39861382
I *don't* want a gf like that at all, I want a gf like pic related.

>>39862099
>tfw no qt cyclist gf

>>39861382
cause she looks like she could beat up brad pitt from fight club who most men aspire to look like

>>39862099
fuarkk

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>>39861382

cause i have a girlfriend like this

>>39861382
I can't. Fit women are lesbians.

>>39862542
vapidwhore.jpeg

>>39861382
Her steroid abuse addiction isnt really that good for anyone, especially her chin.

>>39861382
Because they only like guys more shredded than them. I would like one.

>>39861382

She has great insertions. Shame she wasn't born a man.

I'd like to be lifting buddies with her, but probably not gf.

>>39862542
fuck nikki she did goomah dirty

>>39861382
>do you dont

kill yourself illiterate fuckface

I'm not attracted to men.

Girls this muscly are the girls that you have a one night stand with and then your buddies say how gross she is being so jacked but you try to justify it by saying how tight her pussy was

>>39861382
I'm not a faggot

>>39861382
chest is gross
legs look like soneone rolled clay in the hands into a tube for fun and left it in the sun

>>39861382
I don't want a gf at all.

Also it took me 5 hours, what are you gonna do about it?

>>39861382
She's becoming a man. All that test she's pinning is going to catch up to her.

>>39862542
>5'2"
lel

>>39861382
I don't date 'chicks' with obvious mental illnesses like that

>>39861382
you know, I've choked on shemale's cock before, and yet I hate to say that I'm not gay enough for a gf like that

>>39861382
sterons ruin women health. I would want someone who values their health

That bitch would be incredibly hard work. Ive dated fit chicks but I'd never date one obsessed with it like she clearly is. Goodbye Pub meals, beers with friends, nights out, cheat meals and hello chicken breast and broccoli date nights in with ice water and an early night. Fuck that.

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because i want a gf like this

>>39861382
I would but she doesn't diet down or take roids

>aerialist gf with that tight core

tattoos disgust me.

>>39861382
I'm the m-man in the r-relationship

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Because I don't want to come home to this every evening

Because she dosent go for guys like me

>>39866356
looks delish desu

>>39866356
sauce?

>>39866448

you serious nigga

>>39866356

but that's hot as fuck bruh

>>39866460
yes

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Because I love chubby girls like those found on stufferdb. I lift in order to be able to pick them up normally.

>>39864669
>>>>Pub meals, beers with friends, nights out, cheat meals and hello chicken breast and broccoli
>not getting a burger with no bun and soup chili or veggies on the side anyway
>drinking beer
>needing to go out every night
>not enjoying chicken and broccoli
>not enjoying a full 8 hours sleep
never going to make it.

>>39866535
Disgusting.

>>39861382
Because i like girls

>>39866448

Karen Zaremba

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>>39866535
Would you happen to have sauce for pic related?

>>39866586
disgusting desu

>>39861382
I'm gay

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>>39861382
goddess

>>39861382
But I do. They're unicorn though and hooking up with the girls from your gym is a bad idea

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>>39866628

>>39866618
shouldn't you like her then?

>>39866642
What do you mean?

>>39866356
That enlarged clit poking out.

10/10 would let her dominate me and then take her to family reunions and then when they give me shit for being a lesbian have her beat the shit out of my entire family.

>>39866641
>>39866628
shes literally perfect
her tits must be wierd though

>>39866665
body like a muscular dude?

>>39861646
Freddly?

>>39863760
Then why are you on /fit/?

>>39861382

Dude I'd fuck anything. So...

>>39862542
thats my gym booooyss

>>39861382
>4chan
>having the choice of women
Hell, most of the guys here are happy if the female responds with hello instead of dialing 911

I'd like to have children

>>39861382
I'd buy her protons and sterons and feed her errday until she grew bigger than me and could do whatever she wanted

>>39861382
She looks like a man.
And i don't like men.
I like WOMEN
With narrow shoulders
Slim wait
Big breasts
Big hips
Huge ass

And i like traps too.

>>39861763
L O W T E S T
O
W
T
E
S
T

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Because I want a gf like this

>>39864669
>hello chicken breast and broccoli date nights in with ice water and an early night
But thats exactly what i want!

>>39866586
why is this oddly arousing to me?

what the fuck are you doing to me, /fit/?

why are the gainz changing me WHAT IS HAPPENING

>>39867348
What's happening is I need sauce and I can't find it.

>>39866535
>That
>Chubby
Fucking amerilards

>>39861382
>being scared of strong looking women

would not gf, but i'd bang the fuck out of her desu.

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>>39867546

>>39861382
Tattoos and roid rage.

>>39866356
more clit pic please :)

But i want gf like this.

>>39861382
I'd kill for a gf like this

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this is more of my taste

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>>39868706
oh god

>>39868706
Dudes?

>>39868711
hey can you delete this post?

>>39862542
me on the left

>>39868745
This is a trap free board, gay boy.

We don't train traps, we don't fuck traps and we don't post traps.

Geddafugouddahe'a

>>39868753
if thats a trap id still fug

>>39868706
please no penis please no penis

>>39868772
im 99% sure she has no penor

i'd be curious to find out how big of a whore fit girls like natasha are.

would still date just for funsies tho. shes cute until the roids catch up when shes older

>>39861382
I rather have them feminine, I'm not gay so I'm the only one in the relationship that is allowed to lift.

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>>39861382
Their faces are usually way too masculine and they have to cake with makeup to compensate. I'd like to see almost at that level but still with a cute face and also tall (so rare I'll never ever meet one). She look fine tho

I also don't like what goes on with tits and chest muscles

Sweaty wrestle-sex is my fetish though

>>39868789
I would estimate quite a lot, since testosterone is the hormone responsible for sex drive in both genders

>>39864799
Is that Olivia Jensen before she got fat?

>>39861382
I don't like excessive muscle on women. I also like them to hover around %20 body fat. Looks good on women to me. I don't like twink women and I don't like fat chicks.

>>39866557
It's called letting your hair down man. If you go out with friends and order a bunless burger before heading off early to "enjoy your 8 hours sleep" I genuinely feel sorry for you. Ps: every single person you socialise with thinks your autistic and talk about you when you leave at 9pm. Enjoy your version of "making it"

>>39861382
She's ugly af

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>>39869134
How dare you?

>>39861382
I want my gf to ogle me and my big guy physique not steal my whey protein

>>39869075
I think you got lost >>>/b/ is what you're looking for

>>39869151
lol

>>39861382
my boyfriend would be intimidated

>>39861382
Because I want a girl who's soft and cuddly, but still toned. If I wanted my girl to be ripped and fucking 6% body fat I'd date a fucking guy. I don't want a girl who has absolutely no fat, who the fuck wants to cuddle with a girl who's like the one in the pic? I want curves, not ripped fucking muscles

>>39861382
Her face is too masculine, she barely has hips and I don't like the adams apple.

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>>39868970
olivia was never that fit. he posted this chick
https://www.instagram.com/miss_olsen87/

>>39866628
hnnnnngggggg

>>39861382
bish looks like a man what tf is wrong with you

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>>39861382
Because i have a gf like this

>>39866535
Absolutely disgusting, how can anyone be content looking like shit?

>>39866641
HNNNNGGGG.

BRUHS.

>>39861382
Want. Will never get.

>>39861382
>tattoo

her """""personallity""""" needs to stay in her head.
If it can't that can only mean shes a shitty person.

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>>39869151

I wish but they are ridiculously rare. I want a gf I can compete with

Atleast she wouldn't make jokes about my canned tuna/sardines... yeah

>>39871845

0 Test

I don't another reason to feel self conscious when people look at me.

>>39868772
>please her penis